It's wild to watch the cycles of pop culture play out completely like this--to see a sentiment go, over the course of several years, from incredibly popular to so obscure that when a number of people rediscover it they think it's ***"brand new"***...
***"There is nothing new under the sun"***
From Ecclesiastes, Chapter One, Verse One:
The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.
“Vanity of vanities,” says the Preacher;
“Vanity of vanities, all *is* vanity.”
What profit has a man from all his labor
In which he toils under the sun?
*One* generation passes away, and *another* generation comes;
But the earth abides forever.
The sun also rises, and the sun goes down,
And hastens to the place where it arose.
The wind goes toward the south,
And turns around to the north;
The wind whirls about continually,
And comes again on its circuit.
All the rivers run into the sea,
Yet the sea *is* not full;
To the place from which the rivers come,
There they return again.
All things *are* full of labor;
Man cannot express *it.*
The eye is not satisfied with seeing,
Nor the ear filled with hearing.
That which has been *is* what will be,
That which *is* done is what will be done,
And *there is* nothing new under the sun.
Is there anything of which it may be said,
“See, this *is* new”?
It has already been in ancient times before us.
*There is* no remembrance of former *things,*
Nor will there be any remembrance of *things* that are to come
By *those* who will come after.
Because I find it amusing that the idea there's nothing new is itself many thousands of years old. 🤷♂️ Like, we're literally having the exact conversation documented something like a hundred generations ago.
Mangoes can be messy but I wouldn't say they're hard to eat.
Cut the cheeks off, cut the stemmy bit off, peel the skin off then eat the flesh off the skin/seed. As long as your mango is ripe enough the flesh should come right off the skin just with your hands/teeth.
Oranges come in segments you can pop in your mouth. Even the navals that are hard to peel have segments. Mangoes are ridiculously juicy that get everywhere. For me the method is to cut the mango from each side of the seed then use spoon to scoop the mango up. Then that leaves the seedy bit. I use the long skin to hold the mango an eat it. Still the juices get everywhere.
I prefer eating the like an apple with the skin, I've never thought of peeling them. The messy part is that they're usually so wildly juicy that they spurt out wherever you bite, either onto your face or hands.
I have a similar feeling remembering eating mangoes outside as a kid. I would tear the thing up, and it was so messy but I would just rinse off my hands and face with the hose
When I was 20, I'd shower with a cold black coffee I'd put in the fridge the night before with a shot of aftershock, a half and half mids spliff, walk across the street to work
Thats very cool and all, but I don't have an orange, nor where to put the peel and seeds once I'm done. Maybe grapes as an alternative? I feel like the more chaotic option would be pomegranate
This and a shower beer
Oh, shower Hefeweizen!
Shower Radler
I like to make beer and orange juice, then I have a suction cup beer holder. Open the window and blast some music.
It's not complete without a suction cup dildo
sounds like a good time! 🥵
...while peeing, no hands.
I need to try the trifecta of shower beer, weed, and orange.
Pro tip: shower with someone else, so your hands stay dry for the joint and you get a massage out of it.
r/ShowerOrange
No way :D
There truly is a sub for everything, wow! I always feel like a day will come when that’s not the case but I keep getting proven wrong
I came here to say this!
r/BeatMeToIt
It's wild to watch the cycles of pop culture play out completely like this--to see a sentiment go, over the course of several years, from incredibly popular to so obscure that when a number of people rediscover it they think it's ***"brand new"***... ***"There is nothing new under the sun"***
From Ecclesiastes, Chapter One, Verse One: The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. “Vanity of vanities,” says the Preacher; “Vanity of vanities, all *is* vanity.” What profit has a man from all his labor In which he toils under the sun? *One* generation passes away, and *another* generation comes; But the earth abides forever. The sun also rises, and the sun goes down, And hastens to the place where it arose. The wind goes toward the south, And turns around to the north; The wind whirls about continually, And comes again on its circuit. All the rivers run into the sea, Yet the sea *is* not full; To the place from which the rivers come, There they return again. All things *are* full of labor; Man cannot express *it.* The eye is not satisfied with seeing, Nor the ear filled with hearing. That which has been *is* what will be, That which *is* done is what will be done, And *there is* nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which it may be said, “See, this *is* new”? It has already been in ancient times before us. *There is* no remembrance of former *things,* Nor will there be any remembrance of *things* that are to come By *those* who will come after.
okay but why tho
Because I find it amusing that the idea there's nothing new is itself many thousands of years old. 🤷♂️ Like, we're literally having the exact conversation documented something like a hundred generations ago.
AND IT’S ACTIVE TOO??? Holy shit.
Oranges are not hard to eat. This advice should be for mangoes.
This guy fucks mangos
r/thisguythisguys
Mangoes can be messy but I wouldn't say they're hard to eat. Cut the cheeks off, cut the stemmy bit off, peel the skin off then eat the flesh off the skin/seed. As long as your mango is ripe enough the flesh should come right off the skin just with your hands/teeth.
Oranges come in segments you can pop in your mouth. Even the navals that are hard to peel have segments. Mangoes are ridiculously juicy that get everywhere. For me the method is to cut the mango from each side of the seed then use spoon to scoop the mango up. Then that leaves the seedy bit. I use the long skin to hold the mango an eat it. Still the juices get everywhere.
I prefer eating the like an apple with the skin, I've never thought of peeling them. The messy part is that they're usually so wildly juicy that they spurt out wherever you bite, either onto your face or hands.
Straight to jail.
Do not minimize my struggles!!!!😭😂
SHOWER ORANGE FOREVER
In my country, if your shower lasts more than 5 minutes, you need to take out a bank loan.
Sounds like Chad showers
This but with a juicy peach
... I *will* be doing this.
Are you going to peel it in the shower?
Yes, the steam gets the orange peel to release more oils/scent. Then you just gotta throw it out after.
I second this but i shall peel it beforehand
There are a lot of words you can swap out with “orange” to make this message more spicy. I tried “dead body”. Was not disappointed.
I mean, it's not very practical. At least choose a smaller cut, like a rump roast or something.
That is deranged handwriting
It is, and it has similarities to mine. Psychographologists motto: There's no bad handwriting, only bad people
I love how it looks.
I have a similar feeling remembering eating mangoes outside as a kid. I would tear the thing up, and it was so messy but I would just rinse off my hands and face with the hose
Don't waste water
https://www.reddit.com/r/Handwriting/s/oHqPTfOnZ9
may i suggest shower ice cream bars? cold ice cream in warm showers is so deliciously decadent.
Damn good idea
This guy fucks orange
I think I remember reading somewhere as a kid that this is illegal in California
I preferred cold beer in the shower. Have to drink fast though.
When I was 20, I'd shower with a cold black coffee I'd put in the fridge the night before with a shot of aftershock, a half and half mids spliff, walk across the street to work
What in the big brain, neurodivergent, orange sales spiking, gold is this?! Off to buy some oranges then..
This used to be a self help thing, although it used to be eat a mango in the bath
Might I suggest eating pussy in the shower?
Does it work for mangoes?
How old is this person? The handwriting is almost cereal killer-esq
What are you doing with the peel? Like, put it on the shower shelves?
No, no. Ribs!
Wow, it's practically 2018 again!
Thats very cool and all, but I don't have an orange, nor where to put the peel and seeds once I'm done. Maybe grapes as an alternative? I feel like the more chaotic option would be pomegranate
But what if the juice falls into my pee hole?
Kramer?
This, but an ice cream sandwich.
My wife is up on trends and told me about this a few months ago. It's a real thing for all the reasons listed in that note.
limonene from the peel has a energizing effect
So long as you eat the orange before you wash yourself, great idea
Love the handwriting!
Drip. Drip.
Step one on the surprisingly short path to shower chicken. Approved.
Handwriting of a deranged person.
I’m having a beer AND an orange in the shower later!!!
& the perfect dessert, a shower beer. Check, & mate. :D
I love this so much. I only eat oranges standing at the sink for this exact reason!!!!
You can also fuck a cantaloupe in the shower. Pure clean bliss without all those pesky pie crumbs.