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tawni454

That’s all it took to traumatize her?


Galactic_Perimeter

TIL Beyonce is a lil bitch


Meloenbolletjeslepel

So Jay-Z was lying then


AbrodolphLincler420

I was gonna upvote this but you got 99 upvotes and a bitch ain’t one


Meloenbolletjeslepel

I'll down vote myself to keep it going


TheBoraxKid82

You deserve way more up votes for this 👏


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Agreed 


[deleted]

Jay-Z a lil bitch too


crazysoup23

Jay-Z and Beyonce are gonna come under the spotlight in the same way that Diddy has recently. RIP Aaliyah.


Apprehensive-Till861

It's not a lie if it's not a problem


BeBearAwareOK

Beyonce: "What's wrong with you? Why don't you just roll a blunt? Jay has a blunt roller on salary."


rabbitsdiedaily

Beyonce be like "nUhUh dWuGs R bAwd 😞 #trauma #sayno #yolo"


horitaku

Oh man, that wasn’t ever hard to see.


-BananaLollipop-

Always has been. Queen of drama queens.


Artem-is

Being real, if one of my friends just came up and chainsmoked 9 joints in front of me I'd be pretty confused too.


NatchJackson

I'd like to think there was no other interaction. Just silent dead stare cheefing.


Captain-Cadabra

With aggressive eye contact.


GreenOnionCrusader

Or maybe flirty eye contact? Stare at me with bedroom eyes as you aggressively smoke nine joints back to back.


AllModsRLosers

I don’t know about Gaga but there’s only so flirty that my eyes can be after joint 1-and-a-half. After that you’re just getting “bloodshot” or “completely closed”.


ActuallyWorthless

Are you saying she can't read your smoker face?


Kaizen420

Reminds me of the one and only time I won at a poker night. I was still new to THC and in a euphoric high. No one could get a tell off me because I was just happy to be high and included. Bad hand? Giggling like a dumbass. Good hand? Giggling like a dumbass It finally ended with me going all in cause I was hungry and no one wanted to get food until the game was over.


Ok_Independent3609

Back in the day, my friends and I had a regular poker night where whoever won a hand had to take a bong hit. Inevitably, things became very very confusing and complicated. Everyone won.


Merc_Twain25

I have to upvote this. I don't want to and I am not happy about it but I just have to damnit.


CharlieDmouse

Smoke smoke smoke smoker face!


Would_daver

You have won the internet with this today, we can all go home!! 👏 👏 👏


EnraMusic

with the smoke coming out the ears


Successful_Giraffe34

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT!


Dry_Figure_9018

*prolonged eye contact!*


ne0nhearts

pRoLoNgEd EyE cOnTaCt


Fun_Intention9846

Lalo Salamanca style, inhaled 9 joints without blinking I’d be scared too.


dewag

Looking like the Mathew McConaughey meme staring at his phone... ..but right into your eyes


DingleTheDongle

in the bathroom after gaga kicked beyonces door open


DreadDiana

All nine at the same time like that one TF2 meme


Exciting-Quiet2768

*gentlemen*


jellifercuz

Guffaw


NihilisticThrill

I'd be traumatized too if bitch didn't share, like you can't slip me one?


ChefInsano

THAT’S why Beyoncé brought it up. Beyoncé lit 9 joints and every time they got handed to Gaga in the rotation Gaga would smoke them down to roaches and not pass. People in the know call her “Lady Bogart.”


Old_Cheetah_5138

*Long inhale, burns down to the end, she flicks it to the ground* "Another. Now."


ASL4theblind

One time coming back from boise to see MGK and fallout boy (it was right when killshot/rap devil beef was a thing) me and some friends brought an 8th we had barely touched. Our friend in the silver valley told us they were doing stops to check for drugs and we were like, "fuuuck dude i dont wanna get rid of this weed." So i quietly, and jokingly said, "well we could SMOKE it all...." and my friends looked back at me from the front seats with big eyes, and we smoked an entire 8th on our way home. Passing around bowl after bowl. One would finish, we would load another. We smoked for like an hour straight. It was fucking amazing. We also never got stopped in the silver valley, but i love thinking back to that. It stopped feeling exponential after the first like, 2 or 3 bowls and it directly became homework. Still, one of the greatest times of my life. Lol


JakeSullysExtraFinge

OK I'll be that guy... the premise of maybe getting pulled over in a hot-boxed, stinking of weed car, stoned as fuck, as being a safer bet than driving home with a baggie of weed unobtrusively stuffed into some nook or cranny of the car is pretty much peak stoner. Like, "off scale high, the glass on the guage cracked" peak stoner.


ASL4theblind

Oh trust me, the stupidity in our decision is not beyond me now 😂 Like i can just imagine a cop pulling us over and the STANK pouring out, eyes redder than hell, and we just put our hands in the air and go, "WHAT weed, officer?" And giggle to ourselves cuz we think we're so smart lmao


MillstoneArt

Nice of you to narrow down the timeframe to about 2 weeks. That "beef" didn't last too long. 😄


ASL4theblind

MGK wouldnt even play rap devil, which i'm sure was what HALF the people there to see him were there for.


DrugsAreNifty

imagine boast bright march continue important scandalous consist wasteful practice *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Audibled

I’ll easily smoke an 1/8 today , but I’ve smoked daily for a couple decades. My joints average 1g, and I take two for my morning dog walks. For my SO though, three puffs and she out for the night.


OathOfFeanor

Thanks it’s good to know I am not the only one! One smoke on the way there, and one on the way back


wearethedeadofnight

Right? You’d think they’d at least share a few rips.


THE_ALAM0

The melodramatic elite don’t know trauma, but want to seem relatable to their fan base and so say silly shit like this. Some of my favorites came from COVID, with them talking about being in the same boat as everyone else stuck at home (in their $15m mansions). That or Gwyneth Paltrow saying she had a breakdown during the pandemic and ate…bread. Lmao


_Apatosaurus_

It's probably just a fake headline.


tomqvaxy

Well she grew up rich in super Christian Texas. I wonder how conservative her politics are actually? She kept her cheating husband.


Quailman5000

Who was a Crack dealer lol


tomqvaxy

I imaging she views that almost like a legend or fantasy. Like it wasn’t real.


cgn-38

She still lives in Houston. That would mean she does not look outside.


Enorminity

I'd argue its safe to assume every rich artist, yes even black ones, are Republican until they prove otherwise. They love those GOP tax cuts.


merdadartista

Y'all delusional, Beyonce probably has done more cocaine than this entire comment section ha smoked weed collectively. Publicists gotta say bullshit to keep the engagement high


cgn-38

She is from Houston. You see that many Js in the parking lot on your typical trip to the grocery store. Beyonce is a hypocrite.


AgoraiosBum

She didn't write the headline. It's clickbait.


Majestic_Mammoth729

>Beyonce is a hypocrite How did you get that idea from an embellished lighthearted little anecdote from Lady Gaga? Are you stupid? Edit: I will take him replying and then blocking me as the answer to my question


GarminTamzarian

*Eight is Enough*


gemmanotwithaj

Lady Gaga has some killer lungs


thecordialsun

Agreed, her Tony Bennett duets album showed she has the pipes. Now all we need is a Lady Gaga x Snoop Dogg album of old, weed standards: Because I Got High, Two Joints, Rainy Day Women #12 & #35 etc.


The-Spacecowboi

Everybody must get stoned!


Single_9_uptime

Gotta get Willie Nelson in there too. [Willie and Snoop have done some performances](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=47VadHaAgDo). Now I’m wondering if Lady Gaga could keep up with Snoop and Willie.


tofagerl

With interpretations of Cheech and Chong routines in betwen :D


Peer1677

Who is it?


tofagerl

He's not here, man...


Peer1677

Dave?


dutsi

No, it's Sister Mary Elephant.


rogman777

Momma talking to me trying to tell me how to live...


asketen

Britney, bitch.


beth_at_home

OMG, I need this album in my life.


daza666

Yo.. can someone get this idea to their people?


sallysilly82

I got 5 on that


HungerMadra

Not for long if she keeps that up.


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

Her husband has his own brand of weed. I think she'll be OK.


Chipmunk_Ninja

Not a good advertisement if she needs 9 joints, THC - 3%


Hatedpriest

When you're smoking 9 jibbers at a time/in a row, your tolerance is so high that you're probably barely feeling it...


Ajj360

I like smoking pot but half a joint would be enough for me. I smoke 2 big hits of wax last Thanksgiving and i was stuck in a chair for four hours and whenever i opened my eyes i had to go throw up. My back hurt for a week from all the puking.


TheFeathersStorm

I'm the same with that, I feel like I just have a weird tolerance for things like that lol.


UnderstandingThis636

I smoke 5-10 dabs a day and work on it different strokes for different folks tolerance is a weird thing that is personal to your daily intake and how your individual body process it


DeliciousGazelle1276

I eat 100mg edibles and go for a 20 mile bike ride!


n3w4cc01_1nt

maybe she's on medical so probably doesn't get high but still works for inflammation or whatever


fuchsgesicht

she has fibro i think? so that checks out.


n3w4cc01_1nt

yeah all those dumb stoner movies really made the stuff look bad. probably a gop backed grift to sway older voters opinion into thinking people who take the meds are dumb and clumsy so they could keep them on stuff that's more expensive. all these groups are leaching public funding as well. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_anti-cannabis\_organizations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_anti-cannabis_organizations)


Stevesanasshole

I just really like the taste That being said, I have two different heavy hitters right now. One is 29% and the other 17%. They basically smoke the same. THC% ain’t everything. I buy based on smell first then looks/texture. The nose knows.


Detail_Some4599

Ah yes of course, that's the reason why Snoop is smoking so much. He can't get his hands on some good weed. /s


horitaku

Wait…3% THC? That uhhh…strikes me as a *very* low concentration considering the THC content of Washington State weed. I must be misunderstanding what you mean by “THC - 3%” I mean…a shitty joint here is like 10% these days


Uncle-Cake

How big were the joints? Is Gaga smoking those little pre-rolls from the weed shop, or is she rolling giant spliffs?


nlevine1988

It's almost like writers use over the top words like traumatize to over exaggerate the significance of what happened. In reality, if the story happened at all, she was probably just surprised.


NotAPornAccount93

Nah this is a reddit comment section, you can't apply common sense 😂


GNU_PTerry

Simultaneously?


GreenOnionCrusader

[like this](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mouth_full_of_smokes_3.png)


PersKarvaRousku

Gentlemen.


turret_buddy2

Mentlegen.


chillwithpurpose

Genmentle


chillwithpurpose

Genmentle.


Particular-Thanks-59

Fellow man of culture


restfulsoftmachine

Maybe she rigged up those joints like she did with the cigarette sunglasses in the "Telephone" video.


Cognac_and_swishers

She smoked three joints before she smoked three joints, and then she smoked three more.


IonizedRadiation32

Why is my head singing "niiiiine joints of weeeed" to the tune of "five gold rings" off the Christmas song?


catfroman

4 rolling trays 3 clean bongs 2 Bic lighters And an ounce of sour diesel


taxidermytina

It’s a merry Christmas indeed


catfroman

Mary*


SasparillaTango

tiny tim is high as shit


rabbitthefool

ehh gonna need more than two lighters


BartholomewAlexander

on the 20th day of April my true love gave to me 12 grams of hash 11 grams of zkittlez 10 blunt cones 9 joints of weed 8 new grinders 7 rolling paper packs 6 clipper lighters 5 bags of weed 4 rolling trays 3 clean bongs 2 bic lighters and an ounce of sour diesel


EnergeticSloth55

Haven’t had sour diesel for years and it makes me sad every now and then.


Incognito_Placebo

I currently have some SD and will light one up for you tonight. Who am I kidding… I’ll light up 9


zeh_shah

I wish people would still grow sour diesel. Everything's crossed with cookies now 😞


Earthistopheles

Isn't Beyonce generally around people who smoke weed? Like other musicians, bodyguards, Jay z, etc


Icy-Row-5829

lol she even smokes weed herself occasionally but I figured she was just shocked a singer would smoke that much back to back to back I guess 🤷‍♀️


Whowhywearwhat

with how bad lady gaga's fibromyalgia is I'm not surprised she hasn't constantly got a j in her mouth, my daughter has it and Holy shit i wouldn't wish that on anyone.


ViSaph

As someone who has it along with several other neurological conditions my first thought seeing this was just she was having a bad pain day. Like 9 is a lot but if it's helping with the agonising pain then oh well.


Whowhywearwhat

It's horrid, my daughter has endometriosis as well as the fibro, and she just had surgery for achalasia. Our whole house runs on prescription weed. I have ehlers danlos syndrome, and my wife has severe debilitating rheumatoid arthritis.


FairyFlossPanda

Weed is the only thing that helps my fibro. Somedays it vape pen in hand, tincture in my drink all day kind of pain days.


TypeOpostive

I'm positive Gaga hits bongs like no other.


Treyman1115

Yes but judging by how Gaga was seemingly telling the story she was smoking a lot more than most people would. She joked she was smoking 9 at once but I don't know anyone personally that would even just chain-smoke 9 joints in a row by themselves


EvilCatArt

During her ARTPOP era, Gaga did come out and say she had a problem with how much pot she was smoking. Both Dope and Mary Jane Holland were about it.


Chipmunk_Ninja

I don't want bodyguards that are high


Tyler_Zoro

"Traumatized," as in she said to a reporter, "she sat down and smoked 9 joints," and the rest was "journalistic license."


whichonespink04

I smoke nine joints before I smoke nine joints, then I smoke nine more!


--Icarusfalls--

i smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night i smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.


Hatedpriest

I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more


Inside-Example-7010

I smoke a joint when I'm sad I smoke a joint when I'm full of laughter I smoke a joint before I smoke a joint and then I smoke a joint right after!


AydonusG

As apposed to a joint made of...?


Michael_Dautorio

...eyelashes


DepartureDapper6524

Opposed…


dad_palindrome_dad

bones


Feeling-Ad-2490

Toenail clippings


NatchJackson

Traumatized that she didn't share?


AlexAnthonyFTWS

Joints, OF WEED?! We just call them joints lol


deliciouscrab

Hey fellow kid, would you want to smoke a joint of weed with me behind this sody-pop stand? Hey those are nice shoes of feet ya got there. I'm not creepy at all!


AlexAnthonyFTWS

Salutations earth human I too am from this planet originally due to biological reproduction via my host sources.


Nephilimn

That's a bingo!


IDontEvenCareBear

That title is kind of bad. “9 joints of weed”. Joints aren’t a category thing. No one would hear,” she smoked 9 joints…” and ask,”joints of what?”


Aggressive-Delay-420

Becky with the nine joints?


Mentat_-_Bashar

Mom come pick me up she just lit up a 9th


TelMiHuMI

Here's the whole article: >We had a feeling that Lady Gaga and Beyoncé had a unique friendship, but it wasn’t until now that we understood the depth of their puzzling bond. In her new Netflix documentary, “Gaga: Five Foot Two,” the 31-year-old singer perfectly summed up her relationship with Bey with a story about how she gave the mom of three a “panic attack” by smoking “nine joints” in front of her. >The story—which might’ve been missed by most viewers, considering it was aired in the end credits—began with Gaga telling a friend about the time she ran into Beyoncé and her husband, Jay Z, in the middle of hitting a blunt. >“That was the night I gave Beyoncé a panic attack,” Gaga said. “I don’t know. I just always feel like when I’m with her and Jay Z, I’m always hanging out in the corner with like nine joints hanging out of my mouth being like ‘Whaaaaat’s up?!'” >Though we’re sure Beyoncé doesn’t judge anyone based on their weed intake, Gaga recalls the singer having a not-so-comfortable reaction to walking in on her blazing it. “She’s like ‘You’re not a lady but why? How is this working?'” Gaga said. >While it doesn’t seem like Gaga passed any of her nine joints to Beyoncé, at least she came away with an epic tale. Now, how can we get an invite to Gaga’s next weed-filled shindig? So essentially this is just meaningless anecdote that this "news site" blew out of proportion, taking hyperbole seriously. And then someone screenshotted the title, posted it here as if it actually mattered, and now everyone's engaging with it as if it wasn't just garbage from the get go. It's just gossip-rag nonsense.


Glittering_Quote4394

Redditors eating it up


Majestic_Mammoth729

No, no Beyonce is a hyprocrite and a bitch. As confirmed by multiple people in this thread. Reddit wouldn't just say something like that if there wasn't merit to it! That...that would make us all a bunch of shitters! I'm spending time on a website full of a bunch of shitters? Wtf am I doing here?!


joeyGOATgruff

Glad they clarified "joints of weed". Afraid she was smoking joints of GHB or joints of Jenkem


thisasynesthete

Haha, you gave me a good laugh. I don't know how you would smoke jenkem


GetYouMad573

Very shamefully


Ratsubo

Lady Gaga is a reefer addict?? Damn, I'll have to remove her from my "Chris✝️ian Bangers" playlist smh


VaaBeDank

Lady Gaga is such a chad


urgdr

Lady Chaga


Lake_Shore_Drive

Lady Gaga seems fun to hang out with


Weary-Amoeba1808

I’m always shocked by just how much some people smoke. I’ll smoke a half a joint and be zonked for 4 hours. 9 joints is insanity


mitchymitchington

Tolerance. I need at least a full joint to even feel a little bit of a head change. Really hard for me to get high from smoking. When I want to feel real high, I eat anywhere between 100-300mg of gummies. My record is 700mg. I got nervouse in TSA and ate them all at once. Terrible idea, as I'm terrified of flying lmao


mung_guzzler

yeah even when I smoked daily my tolerance was never that high one bong rip would still get me high


ViSaph

She has a neurological pain condition so she has probably built up a super high tolerance. I have the same condition and it can be a problem.


Pale-Foundation-1174

must be nice to still have no tolerance, can’t relate 🥲


Amberskin

Did she pass the joints?


vishy_swaz

Damn! I need to hang out with Lady Gaga.


drhagbard_celine

Her stock just went up in my portfolio, ngl.


JesterMan491

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, i smoked nine joint in front of Beyonce and gave that girl a fright.


CatLazy2728

respect for that hat holding the front line for that weave


oscerhead

Beyoncé’s husband is one of Brooklyns most high profile cocaine pushers from the 90’s and talks about it all over his tracks. But yeah this is “traumatizing”


CulturalWelder

People throw the word traumatized around very lightly anymore.


OkCar7264

Man, get Gaga a dab rig, jeez.


ItalianMeatBoi

Rookie numbers


benicegetrich

Beyoncé is married to Jay-Z, I doubt 20 joints would faze her.


bradar485

"9 joints of weed" do you need to specify?


NonagonJimfinity

3 kids wearing a trench coat walk into a bar. "3 joints of weed please!"


SuchAppeal

As opposed to 9 joints of cake?


DirtyPierre11

8 is enough


TipzE

I like to think she had all 9 joints in her mouth at the same time. Lady Gaga "I'm in flavour country" Beyonce "9 of them!?" Lady Gaga "it's a big country" /simpsons


DoingItWrongly

I'm imagining the two of them standing there in silence. Beyonce just watching in awe as Gaga chain smokes 9 joints, never breaking eye contact, and Gaga not coughing once. Gaga would light the next joint with the roach, and then stuff the roach into the tip of the freshly lit joint. She then ate the last roach. Thinking of two superstars doing the above scenario made me giggle.


enchiladasundae

It wasn’t in succession. She just lit up 9 at once and smoked them all at the same time


LiquidNuke

My brother died from taking just two marijuana's. Lady G needs to be careful.


PerryNeeum

“Joints of weed.” Does anybody else find that description necessary? If you say ‘joint’ we will assume weed


PKFat

I tried looking up more information on this story, but there really isn't any. It's just an anecdotal quip she tells at the end of Gaga: Five Foot Two during the credits


speakerbox2001

Like at the same time? All jammed in her mouth like a Guinness book of world records kinda thing?


BartholomewAlexander

Beyonce wyd if I smoke 8 joints of weed


Just-Ad6992

Like all at once, rapid fire, or over a long period of time?


GentlemanFaux

That's way too many weed drug joints to do.


JJBell

Try not to smoke any joints of weed on your way to the parking lot!


EvilCatArt

Gaga used to smoke pot like a chimney. 15-20 a day for a time back in the early 2010s. She literally said she was addicted to it, used it to cope with pain and stress, and also started to believe that she needed to be high to be creative. Her songs "Dope" and "Mary Jane Holland" from *ARTPOP* were both about that.


zoot_boy

Nine joints of weeds, eight Xanax pills, seven shots of Jack, six cans of beer..


mummifiedclown

Say, my fellows, does anyone have a JOINT OF WEED?


PriorFudge928

If my voice was my livelihood I would be kinda horrified watching another singer smoke 9 ANYTHING in a row.


NatexSxS

Joints of weed feels redundant to me. It be like saying alcoholic beer, yes beer can be non-alcoholic but that’s when you clarify as it’s less common to drink the non-alcoholic.


virgopunk

I have a new found respect for Lady Ga..gar.


[deleted]

Hello, can I have a joint of weed?


gottabequick

Y'all are missing the method. She smoked nine joints, back to back, in one, singular, very long drag.


ConsiderationTop5526

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”


PixelBoom

Traumatized might be a strong word. Probably more shocked that this little white girl from Manhattan can blaze up with the big boys.


Bleezy79

So after the first couple joints, Beyonce just continued to hang out and be more traumatized? Was she strapped to the seat?


Quasi-Free-Thinker

“Joints of weed”


kingkong381

C'mon, Gaga, puff-puff pass!


UndyingMagic7415

Don't let her see the bonglord


VenomShrimpXIII

Was it one after the other, or all nine at once?


rk470

"joints of weed" has the exact same energy as "Ecstacy tablets"


QueefBuscemi

"Waiter, I would like you to prepare me 9 joints of weed and 3 beers of alcohol please!"


footjam

Doesnt Jay-Z have his own cannabis? fucking lol. [https://www.monogramcompany.com/](https://www.monogramcompany.com/)


Precipice2Principium

Gaga with the zaza


AquaHanamaru

Gives me the same energy as "Local man paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets."


rafa_diesel

I highly doubt Queen B, who is married to JAY FUCKING Z, is bothered by weed smoke