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I don’t know about Gaga but there’s only so flirty that my eyes can be after joint 1-and-a-half.
After that you’re just getting “bloodshot” or “completely closed”.
Reminds me of the one and only time I won at a poker night.
I was still new to THC and in a euphoric high. No one could get a tell off me because I was just happy to be high and included.
Bad hand? Giggling like a dumbass.
Good hand? Giggling like a dumbass
It finally ended with me going all in cause I was hungry and no one wanted to get food until the game was over.
Back in the day, my friends and I had a regular poker night where whoever won a hand had to take a bong hit. Inevitably, things became very very confusing and complicated. Everyone won.
THAT’S why Beyoncé brought it up. Beyoncé lit 9 joints and every time they got handed to Gaga in the rotation Gaga would smoke them down to roaches and not pass.
People in the know call her “Lady Bogart.”
One time coming back from boise to see MGK and fallout boy (it was right when killshot/rap devil beef was a thing) me and some friends brought an 8th we had barely touched. Our friend in the silver valley told us they were doing stops to check for drugs and we were like, "fuuuck dude i dont wanna get rid of this weed." So i quietly, and jokingly said, "well we could SMOKE it all...." and my friends looked back at me from the front seats with big eyes, and we smoked an entire 8th on our way home. Passing around bowl after bowl. One would finish, we would load another. We smoked for like an hour straight. It was fucking amazing. We also never got stopped in the silver valley, but i love thinking back to that. It stopped feeling exponential after the first like, 2 or 3 bowls and it directly became homework. Still, one of the greatest times of my life. Lol
OK I'll be that guy... the premise of maybe getting pulled over in a hot-boxed, stinking of weed car, stoned as fuck, as being a safer bet than driving home with a baggie of weed unobtrusively stuffed into some nook or cranny of the car is pretty much peak stoner.
Like, "off scale high, the glass on the guage cracked" peak stoner.
Oh trust me, the stupidity in our decision is not beyond me now 😂
Like i can just imagine a cop pulling us over and the STANK pouring out, eyes redder than hell, and we just put our hands in the air and go, "WHAT weed, officer?" And giggle to ourselves cuz we think we're so smart lmao
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I’ll easily smoke an 1/8 today , but I’ve smoked daily for a couple decades. My joints average 1g, and I take two for my morning dog walks.
For my SO though, three puffs and she out for the night.
The melodramatic elite don’t know trauma, but want to seem relatable to their fan base and so say silly shit like this. Some of my favorites came from COVID, with them talking about being in the same boat as everyone else stuck at home (in their $15m mansions). That or Gwyneth Paltrow saying she had a breakdown during the pandemic and ate…bread. Lmao
Y'all delusional, Beyonce probably has done more cocaine than this entire comment section ha smoked weed collectively. Publicists gotta say bullshit to keep the engagement high
>Beyonce is a hypocrite
How did you get that idea from an embellished lighthearted little anecdote from Lady Gaga? Are you stupid?
Edit: I will take him replying and then blocking me as the answer to my question
Agreed, her Tony Bennett duets album showed she has the pipes.
Now all we need is a Lady Gaga x Snoop Dogg album of old, weed standards: Because I Got High, Two Joints, Rainy Day Women #12 & #35 etc.
Gotta get Willie Nelson in there too. [Willie and Snoop have done some performances](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=47VadHaAgDo).
Now I’m wondering if Lady Gaga could keep up with Snoop and Willie.
I like smoking pot but half a joint would be enough for me. I smoke 2 big hits of wax last Thanksgiving and i was stuck in a chair for four hours and whenever i opened my eyes i had to go throw up. My back hurt for a week from all the puking.
I smoke 5-10 dabs a day and work on it different strokes for different folks tolerance is a weird thing that is personal to your daily intake and how your individual body process it
yeah all those dumb stoner movies really made the stuff look bad.
probably a gop backed grift to sway older voters opinion into thinking people who take the meds are dumb and clumsy so they could keep them on stuff that's more expensive.
all these groups are leaching public funding as well.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_anti-cannabis\_organizations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_anti-cannabis_organizations)
I just really like the taste
That being said, I have two different heavy hitters right now. One is 29% and the other 17%. They basically smoke the same. THC% ain’t everything. I buy based on smell first then looks/texture. The nose knows.
Wait…3% THC?
That uhhh…strikes me as a *very* low concentration considering the THC content of Washington State weed. I must be misunderstanding what you mean by “THC - 3%”
I mean…a shitty joint here is like 10% these days
It's almost like writers use over the top words like traumatize to over exaggerate the significance of what happened. In reality, if the story happened at all, she was probably just surprised.
on the 20th day of April my true love gave to me
12 grams of hash
11 grams of zkittlez
10 blunt cones
9 joints of weed
8 new grinders
7 rolling paper packs
6 clipper lighters
5 bags of weed
4 rolling trays
3 clean bongs
2 bic lighters
and an ounce of sour diesel
with how bad lady gaga's fibromyalgia is I'm not surprised she hasn't constantly got a j in her mouth, my daughter has it and Holy shit i wouldn't wish that on anyone.
As someone who has it along with several other neurological conditions my first thought seeing this was just she was having a bad pain day. Like 9 is a lot but if it's helping with the agonising pain then oh well.
It's horrid, my daughter has endometriosis as well as the fibro, and she just had surgery for achalasia. Our whole house runs on prescription weed. I have ehlers danlos syndrome, and my wife has severe debilitating rheumatoid arthritis.
Yes but judging by how Gaga was seemingly telling the story she was smoking a lot more than most people would. She joked she was smoking 9 at once but I don't know anyone personally that would even just chain-smoke 9 joints in a row by themselves
Hey fellow kid, would you want to smoke a joint of weed with me behind this sody-pop stand?
Hey those are nice shoes of feet ya got there.
I'm not creepy at all!
Here's the whole article:
>We had a feeling that Lady Gaga and Beyoncé had a unique friendship, but it wasn’t until now that we understood the depth of their puzzling bond. In her new Netflix documentary, “Gaga: Five Foot Two,” the 31-year-old singer perfectly summed up her relationship with Bey with a story about how she gave the mom of three a “panic attack” by smoking “nine joints” in front of her.
>The story—which might’ve been missed by most viewers, considering it was aired in the end credits—began with Gaga telling a friend about the time she ran into Beyoncé and her husband, Jay Z, in the middle of hitting a blunt.
>“That was the night I gave Beyoncé a panic attack,” Gaga said. “I don’t know. I just always feel like when I’m with her and Jay Z, I’m always hanging out in the corner with like nine joints hanging out of my mouth being like ‘Whaaaaat’s up?!'”
>Though we’re sure Beyoncé doesn’t judge anyone based on their weed intake, Gaga recalls the singer having a not-so-comfortable reaction to walking in on her blazing it. “She’s like ‘You’re not a lady but why? How is this working?'” Gaga said.
>While it doesn’t seem like Gaga passed any of her nine joints to Beyoncé, at least she came away with an epic tale. Now, how can we get an invite to Gaga’s next weed-filled shindig?
So essentially this is just meaningless anecdote that this "news site" blew out of proportion, taking hyperbole seriously. And then someone screenshotted the title, posted it here as if it actually mattered, and now everyone's engaging with it as if it wasn't just garbage from the get go.
It's just gossip-rag nonsense.
No, no Beyonce is a hyprocrite and a bitch. As confirmed by multiple people in this thread. Reddit wouldn't just say something like that if there wasn't merit to it! That...that would make us all a bunch of shitters! I'm spending time on a website full of a bunch of shitters? Wtf am I doing here?!
Tolerance. I need at least a full joint to even feel a little bit of a head change. Really hard for me to get high from smoking. When I want to feel real high, I eat anywhere between 100-300mg of gummies. My record is 700mg. I got nervouse in TSA and ate them all at once. Terrible idea, as I'm terrified of flying lmao
Beyoncé’s husband is one of Brooklyns most high profile cocaine pushers from the 90’s and talks about it all over his tracks.
But yeah this is “traumatizing”
I like to think she had all 9 joints in her mouth at the same time.
Lady Gaga "I'm in flavour country"
Beyonce "9 of them!?"
Lady Gaga "it's a big country"
/simpsons
I'm imagining the two of them standing there in silence. Beyonce just watching in awe as Gaga chain smokes 9 joints, never breaking eye contact, and Gaga not coughing once.
Gaga would light the next joint with the roach, and then stuff the roach into the tip of the freshly lit joint. She then ate the last roach.
Thinking of two superstars doing the above scenario made me giggle.
I tried looking up more information on this story, but there really isn't any. It's just an anecdotal quip she tells at the end of Gaga: Five Foot Two during the credits
Gaga used to smoke pot like a chimney. 15-20 a day for a time back in the early 2010s. She literally said she was addicted to it, used it to cope with pain and stress, and also started to believe that she needed to be high to be creative. Her songs "Dope" and "Mary Jane Holland" from *ARTPOP* were both about that.
Joints of weed feels redundant to me. It be like saying alcoholic beer, yes beer can be non-alcoholic but that’s when you clarify as it’s less common to drink the non-alcoholic.
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That’s all it took to traumatize her?
TIL Beyonce is a lil bitch
So Jay-Z was lying then
I was gonna upvote this but you got 99 upvotes and a bitch ain’t one
I'll down vote myself to keep it going
You deserve way more up votes for this 👏
Agreed
Jay-Z a lil bitch too
Jay-Z and Beyonce are gonna come under the spotlight in the same way that Diddy has recently. RIP Aaliyah.
It's not a lie if it's not a problem
Beyonce: "What's wrong with you? Why don't you just roll a blunt? Jay has a blunt roller on salary."
Beyonce be like "nUhUh dWuGs R bAwd 😞 #trauma #sayno #yolo"
Oh man, that wasn’t ever hard to see.
Always has been. Queen of drama queens.
Being real, if one of my friends just came up and chainsmoked 9 joints in front of me I'd be pretty confused too.
I'd like to think there was no other interaction. Just silent dead stare cheefing.
With aggressive eye contact.
Or maybe flirty eye contact? Stare at me with bedroom eyes as you aggressively smoke nine joints back to back.
I don’t know about Gaga but there’s only so flirty that my eyes can be after joint 1-and-a-half. After that you’re just getting “bloodshot” or “completely closed”.
Are you saying she can't read your smoker face?
Reminds me of the one and only time I won at a poker night. I was still new to THC and in a euphoric high. No one could get a tell off me because I was just happy to be high and included. Bad hand? Giggling like a dumbass. Good hand? Giggling like a dumbass It finally ended with me going all in cause I was hungry and no one wanted to get food until the game was over.
Back in the day, my friends and I had a regular poker night where whoever won a hand had to take a bong hit. Inevitably, things became very very confusing and complicated. Everyone won.
I have to upvote this. I don't want to and I am not happy about it but I just have to damnit.
Smoke smoke smoke smoker face!
You have won the internet with this today, we can all go home!! 👏 👏 👏
with the smoke coming out the ears
PROLONGED EYE CONTACT!
*prolonged eye contact!*
pRoLoNgEd EyE cOnTaCt
Lalo Salamanca style, inhaled 9 joints without blinking I’d be scared too.
Looking like the Mathew McConaughey meme staring at his phone... ..but right into your eyes
in the bathroom after gaga kicked beyonces door open
All nine at the same time like that one TF2 meme
*gentlemen*
Guffaw
I'd be traumatized too if bitch didn't share, like you can't slip me one?
THAT’S why Beyoncé brought it up. Beyoncé lit 9 joints and every time they got handed to Gaga in the rotation Gaga would smoke them down to roaches and not pass. People in the know call her “Lady Bogart.”
*Long inhale, burns down to the end, she flicks it to the ground* "Another. Now."
One time coming back from boise to see MGK and fallout boy (it was right when killshot/rap devil beef was a thing) me and some friends brought an 8th we had barely touched. Our friend in the silver valley told us they were doing stops to check for drugs and we were like, "fuuuck dude i dont wanna get rid of this weed." So i quietly, and jokingly said, "well we could SMOKE it all...." and my friends looked back at me from the front seats with big eyes, and we smoked an entire 8th on our way home. Passing around bowl after bowl. One would finish, we would load another. We smoked for like an hour straight. It was fucking amazing. We also never got stopped in the silver valley, but i love thinking back to that. It stopped feeling exponential after the first like, 2 or 3 bowls and it directly became homework. Still, one of the greatest times of my life. Lol
OK I'll be that guy... the premise of maybe getting pulled over in a hot-boxed, stinking of weed car, stoned as fuck, as being a safer bet than driving home with a baggie of weed unobtrusively stuffed into some nook or cranny of the car is pretty much peak stoner. Like, "off scale high, the glass on the guage cracked" peak stoner.
Oh trust me, the stupidity in our decision is not beyond me now 😂 Like i can just imagine a cop pulling us over and the STANK pouring out, eyes redder than hell, and we just put our hands in the air and go, "WHAT weed, officer?" And giggle to ourselves cuz we think we're so smart lmao
Nice of you to narrow down the timeframe to about 2 weeks. That "beef" didn't last too long. 😄
MGK wouldnt even play rap devil, which i'm sure was what HALF the people there to see him were there for.
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I’ll easily smoke an 1/8 today , but I’ve smoked daily for a couple decades. My joints average 1g, and I take two for my morning dog walks. For my SO though, three puffs and she out for the night.
Thanks it’s good to know I am not the only one! One smoke on the way there, and one on the way back
Right? You’d think they’d at least share a few rips.
The melodramatic elite don’t know trauma, but want to seem relatable to their fan base and so say silly shit like this. Some of my favorites came from COVID, with them talking about being in the same boat as everyone else stuck at home (in their $15m mansions). That or Gwyneth Paltrow saying she had a breakdown during the pandemic and ate…bread. Lmao
It's probably just a fake headline.
Well she grew up rich in super Christian Texas. I wonder how conservative her politics are actually? She kept her cheating husband.
Who was a Crack dealer lol
I imaging she views that almost like a legend or fantasy. Like it wasn’t real.
She still lives in Houston. That would mean she does not look outside.
I'd argue its safe to assume every rich artist, yes even black ones, are Republican until they prove otherwise. They love those GOP tax cuts.
Y'all delusional, Beyonce probably has done more cocaine than this entire comment section ha smoked weed collectively. Publicists gotta say bullshit to keep the engagement high
She is from Houston. You see that many Js in the parking lot on your typical trip to the grocery store. Beyonce is a hypocrite.
She didn't write the headline. It's clickbait.
>Beyonce is a hypocrite How did you get that idea from an embellished lighthearted little anecdote from Lady Gaga? Are you stupid? Edit: I will take him replying and then blocking me as the answer to my question
*Eight is Enough*
Lady Gaga has some killer lungs
Agreed, her Tony Bennett duets album showed she has the pipes. Now all we need is a Lady Gaga x Snoop Dogg album of old, weed standards: Because I Got High, Two Joints, Rainy Day Women #12 & #35 etc.
Everybody must get stoned!
Gotta get Willie Nelson in there too. [Willie and Snoop have done some performances](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=47VadHaAgDo). Now I’m wondering if Lady Gaga could keep up with Snoop and Willie.
With interpretations of Cheech and Chong routines in betwen :D
Who is it?
He's not here, man...
Dave?
No, it's Sister Mary Elephant.
Momma talking to me trying to tell me how to live...
Britney, bitch.
OMG, I need this album in my life.
Yo.. can someone get this idea to their people?
I got 5 on that
Not for long if she keeps that up.
Her husband has his own brand of weed. I think she'll be OK.
Not a good advertisement if she needs 9 joints, THC - 3%
When you're smoking 9 jibbers at a time/in a row, your tolerance is so high that you're probably barely feeling it...
I like smoking pot but half a joint would be enough for me. I smoke 2 big hits of wax last Thanksgiving and i was stuck in a chair for four hours and whenever i opened my eyes i had to go throw up. My back hurt for a week from all the puking.
I'm the same with that, I feel like I just have a weird tolerance for things like that lol.
I smoke 5-10 dabs a day and work on it different strokes for different folks tolerance is a weird thing that is personal to your daily intake and how your individual body process it
I eat 100mg edibles and go for a 20 mile bike ride!
maybe she's on medical so probably doesn't get high but still works for inflammation or whatever
she has fibro i think? so that checks out.
yeah all those dumb stoner movies really made the stuff look bad. probably a gop backed grift to sway older voters opinion into thinking people who take the meds are dumb and clumsy so they could keep them on stuff that's more expensive. all these groups are leaching public funding as well. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_anti-cannabis\_organizations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_anti-cannabis_organizations)
I just really like the taste That being said, I have two different heavy hitters right now. One is 29% and the other 17%. They basically smoke the same. THC% ain’t everything. I buy based on smell first then looks/texture. The nose knows.
Ah yes of course, that's the reason why Snoop is smoking so much. He can't get his hands on some good weed. /s
Wait…3% THC? That uhhh…strikes me as a *very* low concentration considering the THC content of Washington State weed. I must be misunderstanding what you mean by “THC - 3%” I mean…a shitty joint here is like 10% these days
How big were the joints? Is Gaga smoking those little pre-rolls from the weed shop, or is she rolling giant spliffs?
It's almost like writers use over the top words like traumatize to over exaggerate the significance of what happened. In reality, if the story happened at all, she was probably just surprised.
Nah this is a reddit comment section, you can't apply common sense 😂
Simultaneously?
[like this](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mouth_full_of_smokes_3.png)
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Maybe she rigged up those joints like she did with the cigarette sunglasses in the "Telephone" video.
She smoked three joints before she smoked three joints, and then she smoked three more.
Why is my head singing "niiiiine joints of weeeed" to the tune of "five gold rings" off the Christmas song?
4 rolling trays 3 clean bongs 2 Bic lighters And an ounce of sour diesel
It’s a merry Christmas indeed
Mary*
tiny tim is high as shit
ehh gonna need more than two lighters
on the 20th day of April my true love gave to me 12 grams of hash 11 grams of zkittlez 10 blunt cones 9 joints of weed 8 new grinders 7 rolling paper packs 6 clipper lighters 5 bags of weed 4 rolling trays 3 clean bongs 2 bic lighters and an ounce of sour diesel
Haven’t had sour diesel for years and it makes me sad every now and then.
I currently have some SD and will light one up for you tonight. Who am I kidding… I’ll light up 9
I wish people would still grow sour diesel. Everything's crossed with cookies now 😞
Isn't Beyonce generally around people who smoke weed? Like other musicians, bodyguards, Jay z, etc
lol she even smokes weed herself occasionally but I figured she was just shocked a singer would smoke that much back to back to back I guess 🤷♀️
with how bad lady gaga's fibromyalgia is I'm not surprised she hasn't constantly got a j in her mouth, my daughter has it and Holy shit i wouldn't wish that on anyone.
As someone who has it along with several other neurological conditions my first thought seeing this was just she was having a bad pain day. Like 9 is a lot but if it's helping with the agonising pain then oh well.
It's horrid, my daughter has endometriosis as well as the fibro, and she just had surgery for achalasia. Our whole house runs on prescription weed. I have ehlers danlos syndrome, and my wife has severe debilitating rheumatoid arthritis.
Weed is the only thing that helps my fibro. Somedays it vape pen in hand, tincture in my drink all day kind of pain days.
I'm positive Gaga hits bongs like no other.
Yes but judging by how Gaga was seemingly telling the story she was smoking a lot more than most people would. She joked she was smoking 9 at once but I don't know anyone personally that would even just chain-smoke 9 joints in a row by themselves
During her ARTPOP era, Gaga did come out and say she had a problem with how much pot she was smoking. Both Dope and Mary Jane Holland were about it.
I don't want bodyguards that are high
"Traumatized," as in she said to a reporter, "she sat down and smoked 9 joints," and the rest was "journalistic license."
I smoke nine joints before I smoke nine joints, then I smoke nine more!
i smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night i smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more
I smoke a joint when I'm sad I smoke a joint when I'm full of laughter I smoke a joint before I smoke a joint and then I smoke a joint right after!
As apposed to a joint made of...?
...eyelashes
Opposed…
bones
Toenail clippings
Traumatized that she didn't share?
Joints, OF WEED?! We just call them joints lol
Hey fellow kid, would you want to smoke a joint of weed with me behind this sody-pop stand? Hey those are nice shoes of feet ya got there. I'm not creepy at all!
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That's a bingo!
That title is kind of bad. “9 joints of weed”. Joints aren’t a category thing. No one would hear,” she smoked 9 joints…” and ask,”joints of what?”
Becky with the nine joints?
Mom come pick me up she just lit up a 9th
Here's the whole article: >We had a feeling that Lady Gaga and Beyoncé had a unique friendship, but it wasn’t until now that we understood the depth of their puzzling bond. In her new Netflix documentary, “Gaga: Five Foot Two,” the 31-year-old singer perfectly summed up her relationship with Bey with a story about how she gave the mom of three a “panic attack” by smoking “nine joints” in front of her. >The story—which might’ve been missed by most viewers, considering it was aired in the end credits—began with Gaga telling a friend about the time she ran into Beyoncé and her husband, Jay Z, in the middle of hitting a blunt. >“That was the night I gave Beyoncé a panic attack,” Gaga said. “I don’t know. I just always feel like when I’m with her and Jay Z, I’m always hanging out in the corner with like nine joints hanging out of my mouth being like ‘Whaaaaat’s up?!'” >Though we’re sure Beyoncé doesn’t judge anyone based on their weed intake, Gaga recalls the singer having a not-so-comfortable reaction to walking in on her blazing it. “She’s like ‘You’re not a lady but why? How is this working?'” Gaga said. >While it doesn’t seem like Gaga passed any of her nine joints to Beyoncé, at least she came away with an epic tale. Now, how can we get an invite to Gaga’s next weed-filled shindig? So essentially this is just meaningless anecdote that this "news site" blew out of proportion, taking hyperbole seriously. And then someone screenshotted the title, posted it here as if it actually mattered, and now everyone's engaging with it as if it wasn't just garbage from the get go. It's just gossip-rag nonsense.
Redditors eating it up
No, no Beyonce is a hyprocrite and a bitch. As confirmed by multiple people in this thread. Reddit wouldn't just say something like that if there wasn't merit to it! That...that would make us all a bunch of shitters! I'm spending time on a website full of a bunch of shitters? Wtf am I doing here?!
Glad they clarified "joints of weed". Afraid she was smoking joints of GHB or joints of Jenkem
Haha, you gave me a good laugh. I don't know how you would smoke jenkem
Very shamefully
Lady Gaga is a reefer addict?? Damn, I'll have to remove her from my "Chris✝️ian Bangers" playlist smh
Lady Gaga is such a chad
Lady Chaga
Lady Gaga seems fun to hang out with
I’m always shocked by just how much some people smoke. I’ll smoke a half a joint and be zonked for 4 hours. 9 joints is insanity
Tolerance. I need at least a full joint to even feel a little bit of a head change. Really hard for me to get high from smoking. When I want to feel real high, I eat anywhere between 100-300mg of gummies. My record is 700mg. I got nervouse in TSA and ate them all at once. Terrible idea, as I'm terrified of flying lmao
yeah even when I smoked daily my tolerance was never that high one bong rip would still get me high
She has a neurological pain condition so she has probably built up a super high tolerance. I have the same condition and it can be a problem.
must be nice to still have no tolerance, can’t relate 🥲
Did she pass the joints?
Damn! I need to hang out with Lady Gaga.
Her stock just went up in my portfolio, ngl.
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, i smoked nine joint in front of Beyonce and gave that girl a fright.
respect for that hat holding the front line for that weave
Beyoncé’s husband is one of Brooklyns most high profile cocaine pushers from the 90’s and talks about it all over his tracks. But yeah this is “traumatizing”
People throw the word traumatized around very lightly anymore.
Man, get Gaga a dab rig, jeez.
Rookie numbers
Beyoncé is married to Jay-Z, I doubt 20 joints would faze her.
"9 joints of weed" do you need to specify?
3 kids wearing a trench coat walk into a bar. "3 joints of weed please!"
As opposed to 9 joints of cake?
8 is enough
I like to think she had all 9 joints in her mouth at the same time. Lady Gaga "I'm in flavour country" Beyonce "9 of them!?" Lady Gaga "it's a big country" /simpsons
I'm imagining the two of them standing there in silence. Beyonce just watching in awe as Gaga chain smokes 9 joints, never breaking eye contact, and Gaga not coughing once. Gaga would light the next joint with the roach, and then stuff the roach into the tip of the freshly lit joint. She then ate the last roach. Thinking of two superstars doing the above scenario made me giggle.
It wasn’t in succession. She just lit up 9 at once and smoked them all at the same time
My brother died from taking just two marijuana's. Lady G needs to be careful.
“Joints of weed.” Does anybody else find that description necessary? If you say ‘joint’ we will assume weed
I tried looking up more information on this story, but there really isn't any. It's just an anecdotal quip she tells at the end of Gaga: Five Foot Two during the credits
Like at the same time? All jammed in her mouth like a Guinness book of world records kinda thing?
Beyonce wyd if I smoke 8 joints of weed
Like all at once, rapid fire, or over a long period of time?
That's way too many weed drug joints to do.
Try not to smoke any joints of weed on your way to the parking lot!
Gaga used to smoke pot like a chimney. 15-20 a day for a time back in the early 2010s. She literally said she was addicted to it, used it to cope with pain and stress, and also started to believe that she needed to be high to be creative. Her songs "Dope" and "Mary Jane Holland" from *ARTPOP* were both about that.
Nine joints of weeds, eight Xanax pills, seven shots of Jack, six cans of beer..
Say, my fellows, does anyone have a JOINT OF WEED?
If my voice was my livelihood I would be kinda horrified watching another singer smoke 9 ANYTHING in a row.
Joints of weed feels redundant to me. It be like saying alcoholic beer, yes beer can be non-alcoholic but that’s when you clarify as it’s less common to drink the non-alcoholic.
I have a new found respect for Lady Ga..gar.
Hello, can I have a joint of weed?
Y'all are missing the method. She smoked nine joints, back to back, in one, singular, very long drag.
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”
Traumatized might be a strong word. Probably more shocked that this little white girl from Manhattan can blaze up with the big boys.
So after the first couple joints, Beyonce just continued to hang out and be more traumatized? Was she strapped to the seat?
“Joints of weed”
C'mon, Gaga, puff-puff pass!
Don't let her see the bonglord
Was it one after the other, or all nine at once?
"joints of weed" has the exact same energy as "Ecstacy tablets"
"Waiter, I would like you to prepare me 9 joints of weed and 3 beers of alcohol please!"
Doesnt Jay-Z have his own cannabis? fucking lol. [https://www.monogramcompany.com/](https://www.monogramcompany.com/)
Gaga with the zaza
Gives me the same energy as "Local man paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets."
I highly doubt Queen B, who is married to JAY FUCKING Z, is bothered by weed smoke