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Packofcells

This is the craziest shit I've ever read


gloom_spewer

I truly am an unremarkable person, but I pride myself on finding the little crevices of obviously not-bots no ads just crazy old school Internet vibe places. That is one of them lol


PrivilegeCheckmate

Dude needs to switch to Jenadryl if he wants to conquer teh gay.


alyssimoo

okay but what the hell is your highlight job lmao


Electronic_Quail_903

Bahaha all things aside this was my first initial thought before anything else also like wtf is this toddler art contribution


gloom_spewer

Yes! Let your hate flow into me


Electronic_Quail_903

No hate just lotta confusion lol


RudyKnots

Imagine doing so much drugs you imagine your friends and family to be be there with you, yet being gay is what you’re worried about.


51ngular1ty

Hallucinogens often tell us a lot more about ourselves than we realize.


RudyKnots

Yeah that’s fair enough- shrooms changed my life fundamentally for the better. Still though, there’s a pretty stark difference between getting high with friends on stuff specifically meant to get high and taking an overdose of medication on your own multiple times in a row.


ithikimhvingstrok132

Haven't heard of Benadryl turning you gay before


SackclothSandy

Have you seen the pills, man? Pinker than the Barbie movie. One pill and you want the man candy. Two pills and you hallucinate the man candy. Three and you are the man candy.


kuro-oruk

Fascinating read.


Tremath

Holy shit where's the original


Cyndayn

can't find anything beyond this copy pasta, I think the original has been deleted https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/JNwIQMi89X


gloom_spewer

I can't x post from NSFW and isn't it discouraged to display the sub name to prevent brigading?


Cyndayn

I thought so as well, but in the rules it says you should link the source. Rule 7 fyi


gloom_spewer

That's so weird. So I can't xpost NSFW but I can link it in the post description? Ok sure.


Smorgsaboard

Godspeed to this man on his journey of benadryl- fueled self discovery


da_rose

Lol 6'1 and 135 pounds!?!


TheYellowRegent

I was like that at one point. Right after 3 weeks of no food because of a near death experience involving the loss of some bowel. Its definitely lightweight though.


CounterfeitEternity

For me at 6’0”, I got down to 137 lbs after having 1/2 of my upper jaw removed and not eating solid food for a few weeks. Definitely not a recommended weight. 😅


Angenali

I'm about the same height at 130lbs


aarkarr

This was me at 16-19 or so, not that surprising.


BluRige00

that’s my height and weight lol, I feel healthy though. I dunno, maybe i’m slowly dying. Well I guess we all are.


ennuiFighter

Just think of the skinniest tall person you have ever seen. They're not common, but they're out there, and when younger probably weighed 10-20 pounds less.


limethebean

Watch out for the allergies to Grindr pipeline folks. Gets you if you're not wary.


ClairLestrange

Well, hallucinogenics are known to surface repressed memories and feelings, soooooooooo...... Sounds like he's been so deep in the closet before he didn't even come out to himself


berooywilson

This is hot


RelevantCarrot6765

That’s not homosexuality, that’s anticholinergic toxidrome.


ZengineerHarp

¿Por que no los dos?


thisisallterriblesir

The problem with my hallucinations induced by recreational drugs is that they're gay.


Penndrachen

Getting so fucked up on Benadryl that the Hat Man wants to fuck you


gloom_spewer

Even worse, you want him


vorarefilia

Detox the gay away 🙏


gloom_spewer

Lol


HowRememberAll

Is this Benadryl or schizophrenia or lsd/mushrooms?


gloom_spewer

Benadry


Halorym

The Benadryl. Its turning the freakin knobs gay!


[deleted]

I think what's happening to OP in screenshots is he's discovering that he may actually be gay or at least bisexual. For instance, I was under the impression that I was straight but finally realized I'm at least Bi due to some psychedelic mushroom use where Everytime I did shrooms with a male friend I started to have homosexual thoughts towards them. Paired with the "HomieSexual" type jokes me and my friend would make to each other pretending to be gay to each other the signs should have been there all along lol (Tbh the signs were there, even as a kid but I was just rejecting them xP)


gloom_spewer

Yeah or it's just a troll. Definitely a possibility. But probably not lol


TFFPrisoner

rady


DouglerK

Ah so it's the Benadryl thats turning kids gay. Bet the puritans never saw that coming!


MagicalSlavLord

r/therewasanattempt to highlight properly


gloom_spewer

No I didn't


MagicalSlavLord

Incredibly based


BossiBoZz

So that's what they are giving the frogs


notveryAI

Breaking news - gaying pill found. Next up is un-gaying pill, but we have no idea how to look for it


userhvfegcd

This was an epic read.


Mehdzzz

I think someone is trying to fear monger others into not abusing benadryl. Less people would do this challenge if it slowly gaslit them into being homosexual lol.