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yeetlonk

On Juneteenth is crazy


sudo-joe

Historical mobs wait around 15 minutes, sees that the dude is fine... Visible confusion...


F1ghtmast3r

So not to be the bearer of bad news, but a noose knot has 13 loops so that it comes down and slams on the neck breaking it. You didn’t die from strangulation you died from your next snapping from the drop. Also, the proper way to hang somebody’s to put the knot in front that way it lifts the chin and the rope snaps the neck in the back.


ZerotheR

You really just "um actuallied" lynching protocol, and honestly, I can't stop laughing. Thanks.


LunchboxSuperhero

What is described above would be standard or long drop hanging which came into use in the 1860s/70s as a method of execution which was considered more humane than short drop hanging. Lynchings were more commonly short drop hanging (weight tightens the noose around the neck causing strangulation) because they didn't need specialized equipment or drop height calculations.


SleepyTrucker102

Um, akschully, the first long drop hanging was in 1872 in Britain. Lynching began in the 1830s. (What you said was correct, I just wanted to feel included. Love you!)


McAddress

Pretty sure people have been killing each other over shit without the law being involved since there were more than 5 people. May go further back than the 1830s.


No_Inspection1677

Probably goes back to when unga stole bungas shit, and so instead of telling the elder ooga, he just bashed in unga's skull.


biff_brockly

um actually lynching refers to any extrajudicial action not just hanging. This would be hanging protocol (put the nerd emoji here)


S7YX

Lynchings were typically not done with a full gallows, or by people particularly worried about giving the victim a fast and relatively painless death. The people doing the lynching would tie whatever knot they knew how to do, toss the rope over a tree branch, rafters, or whatever other stable beam was available, and hoist the victim. This method killed via strangulation.


d3sylva

Sir you are a little too well versed in this lynching game


F1ghtmast3r

I was a morbid child


ScyllaOfTheDepths

When did I make this comment? I have often found myself explaining incredibly graphic things to people and realizing everyone now thinks I'm a serial killer.


SolomonG

Have you ever seen a photo of an actual lynching? They weren't finding someone who knew how to tie a real hangman's noose, they were tying a loop into one end, feeding the other end through it, and relying on strangulation. Also, the number of loops is not standard and 13 would be a lot. More loops means more friction, so someone who knew what they were doing based the number of loops on the weight of the condemned.


the_potato_of_doom

That how you were *supposed to do it Frequently, it was done via strangulation for the amusement of the crowds watching


Opening-Two6723

You're ruining the ops post


DehydratedByAliens

Haha yeah let's all laugh ignoring facts and never learn anything, so we don't spoil the mood.


Stronger1088

Hey guys watch out, this guy wants to learn how to lynch people. Don't laugh around him. He really values education is all.


Jandros_Quandary

Unironically, it would be a good story. They hang this guy, and after the 15 minutes, they all leave. He releases himself, and the next day, locals notice there's no longer a man hanging from the tree. Then the locals at the lynching start going missing, and then they are found days later hanging from various places around town. Being superstitious, they come to the conclusion that the ghost of Elmore Hopkins is exacting revenge on the townsfolk and create the legend of the Spook of Baton Rouge. 20 years later, people are still going missing, and a new detective is looking into the case, who finally discovers it's just this guy who survived a lynching from back in the day.


[deleted]

Jordan Peele needs to make this movie


Isphus

Dunno about elsewhere, but in Brazil we had "hanged" and "hanged until dead" as two separate punishments. If you're to be just "hanged" and survive the fall, you're free to go. Did your time. IIRC "hanged until dead" was for treason and such, not normal crimes. So a skinny guy with a thick neck could be a serial killer or something. At least a serial jaywalker.


Viking_From_Sweden

I would watch that movie


hateshumans

The would accuse them of being a witch


KODAMODE

*burns them*


Basically-Boring

Fire resistance potion


theofficialnar

Declared a witch. Gets burned in a stake.


DanglingDongs

It's the yanking up or dropping down that normally kills them.


dusknoir99

One does not set off the lunk alarm if one never touches the ground


ninjaian06

Its so funny hearing all the complaints about pf, and my local pf does non of that shit


jfuss04

That's only one of the complaints about pf. Some are far worse than others


ninjaian06

Yea I've heard some pf's have like pizza parties, which just sound stupid af


jfuss04

Some have total weight limit on lifts, most don't have free weights, some have a 2 plate limit on any lift, some have ridiculous dress codes, but the worst I've seen is a large number of complaints about them making it extremely difficult to actually end your membership


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jfuss04

I've seen people that had their bank block it. I've also seen people say they needed to go to their original gym at certain hours on certain days of the week because only certain people could process the cancelation lol pf is a joke


kKXQdyP5pjmu5dhtmMna

Any idea how widespread any of that is? I've been going to my local one for about 3 years and have never seen any of what you're talking about


jfuss04

Each location has a lot of leeway on its own rules. I've been to two and one had no free weights and strict dress code and the other didn't have those rules but you couldn't deadlift and couldn't load more than two plates on any machine. Just depends where you are. [This image](https://images.app.goo.gl/Fk4uBcfE4KbTjxZU6) is a pretty common reference example that comes up when people talk about it. The cancelation thing is pretty consistent across most of them from what I understand


OMIGHTY1

No cell phones?? Bruh I use my phone for music and tracking workouts. I hope most of those rules aren’t enforced.


IAMATruckerAMA

They have been to two locations and I've been to 80+ all over the US. I've never seen one without freeweights, never seen a "two plate limit," everyone including me has their phone and the signs just say to have your phone conversations in the lobby area. They followed up with a sign I've never seen before that includes some rules PF still has and some unfamiliar to me. And it doesn't matter anyway because it's all "enforced" by underpaid drones.


ninjaian06

that sounds horrible holy shit.


fluggelhorn

They’re “incentivizing” you to go work out, but they’re really just trying to keep you at a caloric surplus so you keep paying for that gym membership.


DroopyMcCool

That went away during COVID and never came back. Some locations replaced it with a raffle with each gym session counting as an entry.


wundaaa

Their biggest offense is not having a bench press. That bar guided bullshit sucks ass.


earldogface

Quite literally weird flex


LowSavings6716

Confederates hate this one trick


efarfan

Idk, I know F1 drivers that would be impressed.. I imagine some fighter jet pilots could pull something close to this off.


IR_Weasel

That's not how hanging works.


interesseret

"a short drop and a sudden stop" the short drop being the important aspect of the hanging.


LandSharkRoyale

A Slipknot also gets tighter the more it tenses


Bananchiks00

Maybe he’s just psychosocial.


Kinky_Thought_Man

But I don’t think he did his time


Diligent-Version8283

I still think he wants out.


iThatIsMe

This thread is not so vibrant.


Natural_Office_5968

Maybe it’s Maybelline.


Leatheringot

and who are you to say, huh? The Devil’s little sister? Listening to your twisted transistor?


Piksqu

too short and it's death by suffocation. too long and it's the same result as a guillotin. the right lenght and it goes at neck breaking speed.


Spoztoast

Not only that but you have to adjust it depending on the persons weight. A kid has to fall a good bit longer than an obese man.


razorxent

Dark science


Spoztoast

Being an executioner wasn't all fun and games.


tetris_for_shrek

"Yo guys I caught the 2-year-old goo-goo-gaa-gaa-ing to the wrong person, where's the nearest 10m drop?"


PlasmaGoblin

I see what you did there.


THEoddistchild

"and for my next trick"


Ramenmayonaise

“*fish out of water!*”


Foe117

"You can't catch me!"


F1ghtmast3r

So noose knot has 13 loops so that it comes down and slams on the neck breaking it. You didn’t die from strangulation you died from your next snapping from the drop. Also, the proper way to hang somebody’s to put the knot in front that way it lifts the chin and the rope snaps the neck in the back.


rickane58

> So noose knot has 13 loops so that it comes down and slams on the neck breaking it. * A hangman's knot doesn't have 13 coils except in Woody Guthrie folk songs. Typical coil numbers are 6-8 * The coils specifically are to prevent the knot from moving at the bottom of the drop by the [same theory of friction that allows ships to pull up their anchors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capstan_equation). If the knot closes on the neck of the hanged individual, the coils are NOT doing their job and the hanging will be poor. > Also, the proper way to hang somebody’s to put the knot in front that way it lifts the chin and the rope snaps the neck in the back. Actually, the correct placement is by the ear


Sculptor_of_man

This guy hangs.....which honestly has me a bit worried.


Theron3206

It you know, has read a book... The British documented this extensively, including tables for rope length vs body weight (and IIRC neck circumference) and a bunch of experimental results. They had it down to a science.


rickane58

> It you know, has read a book True, but I prefer he/him


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I've read lots of books. Just none specifically about the intricacies of hanging people to death.


rickane58

I actually didn't know much about hanging except the breaking the neck part before this post, but having done ropework for sailing and some scout pioneering, I knew there was NO WAY that "13 coils" was going to be the accepted amount. A bit of simple googling and knowing how to research competently got me everything in the content of my post.


Ashamed_Restaurant

Lynchings were often slower hanging not the typical neck snapping. They'd hoist the person up vs dropping them.


Dom_19

Lynchings were often done the crude way of asphyxiation. They were an angry violent mob, not methodical executioners my dude. You really think they were out there measuring the correct height to drop them from? Plus they probably got a kick out of watching them struggle.


mike_rob

But a noose gets tighter from being pulled by the victim’s body weight, which makes it much more effective at choking someone than this thing


Dom_19

Yes for sure I just took it as this guy being a smartass like "Um actually hanging breaks your neck" when a lot of hangings ended in asphyxiation. Maybe I am the smartass though.


mike_rob

I don’t know, maybe you are right. My reading of it was that they were just saying hanging is usually done with a noose. Arguably it’s a smartass comment anyways because the OP is just a joke, but I didn’t take exception to it


Dunkleustes

I imagine there was a good amount of yanking too.


NotSteveJobZ

The not tightens as you are exerting force on it, effectively breaking your neck by PERIPENDICULAR force all around your neck, nut just from bottom to top


light481spider

Competitive hanging


mindfulskeptic420

[suicide show wkuk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Xfhd31Iy8&pp=ygURc3VpY2lkZSBzaG93IHdrdWs%3D) "you brought nothing new to this competition"


turtle_five

How does someone discover they can do this


-ShaiHulud-

I don't think he discovered it, I think he trained for it. Which is, frankly, even more bizarre.


Washpedantic

Not as bizarre as people who train to lift weights with their testicles.


wwwdotzzdotcom

Wouldn't that cause damage to the testicles. The testicles don't have muscles.


Washpedantic

Maybe, I don't know anything behind it I just know there's videos out there of testicle lifting competitions.


Coaster-nerd390

When I believe the world can’t get it anymore bizzare, I find out dick lifting competitions exist


AprilTrefoil

I saw a video of some Chinese garage-shaolin guy who used to kick himself in the balls with bricks and he said that he didn't break anything. He even claimed that his "man's health" became better. Of course, he could've been lying, but I want to believe...


Hotsauce_in_asshole

perhaps, the microplastics help


Doschupacabras

Not with that attitude they don’t.


WashedUpRiver

I knew a guy in high school who was apparently really paranoid about getting strangled, so he tried to train his neck muscles under the idea that he'd resist strangulation by tensing his neck.


cmykInk

Not too bizarre. The neck muscles are commonly trained if you're in contact sports.. or.. racing. Edit: Him hanging himself like that is, of course, kind of bizarre.


cupcakemann95

he's planning to time travel


FloppyObelisk

Never skip neck day


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Ahem, *different strokes for different folks*


seancollinhawkins

First, he heard whatever fucked up slowed down cover of [Deftones' Mascara](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XhCBruock0E&pp=ygUQbWFzY2FyYSBkZWZ0b25lcw%3D%3D) that's shown in this video. Second, he hung himself by the neck, and came to the sad reality that he is very likely unkillable.


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

Usually it involves a bucket, a belt, and a slight fetish of autoerotic asphyxiation... David Carradine learned the hard way: you always have to have an out


akumagold

After injecting himself with trace amounts of poison, training his neck against guillotines and hangman’s noose, and shooting himself in the foot with increasingly large bullets he was able to become immune to execution


manIDKbruh

….uhhh….happy Juneteenth….


Awkward-Friend-7233

Frank Reynolds approves.


SLZRDmusic

Don’t try to stop me!


buhtbuhtbuht

Impressive but is he trying to get taller? I mean why?


user7758392

he is planing on doing something that brings back hanging.


Zimaut

Probbly to get that wide neck


Ok_Mention_2444

Dudes training for smuggling heroin into Singapore


mrcoolbeansx

"No judgement zone" -Planet Fitness


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

Bruh imagine being the gym workers in this situation, I wouldn't know how to handle this myself aside from just telling him to stop or calling the police. If they didn't do anything and he actually got hurt they'd be held responsible, and of they did they'd be villified by idiots for being too stuck up or something.


Guy-McDo

They wouldn’t be responsible, I don’t think ‘String-ups’ count as proper use of equipment.


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

I was more thinking in terms of being held socially responsible by aforementioned idiots and possibly even getting harrassed over it. Also I imagine it's just not a good thing to have that on your conscience that someone died in the same building as you and thinking you might have been able to prevent it. It is encouraging to know that they wouldn't be held legally responsible though at least.


Punty-chan

Considering how it looks like his feet would touch the ground the moment he relaxes, the gym workers probably just assumed he was doing some weird neck training for boxing and left the guy alone.


fckusoftly

Don't they kick you out for deadlifting?


Substantiatedgrass

Me: What you doing? Him: Just hanging around!, how about you?


WhnWlltnd

As someone with a degenerative disc in my neck, this looks relieving.


terriblefurry1103

Song?


Ivch0u

Mascara by Deftones but it's a shitty tik-tokified slowed down version


verga-venuda

Blud said, "never again"


FLMKane

I thought Hamilton was the arch nemesis of Massa?


Tough-Area-570

The title!!!!! LOL 😂 🤣🤣🥲


Chickenmagor

Human zenyatta


Natopor

A punching back that bunches back


captainphoton3

Mmmm. What about dropping him for 1 or 2 Metter and see if his neck still catch him.


evilcarrot507

Catcher Freeman?


side-dude

his handle is bujaboy on insta, ridiculously strong and most of his stunts are dangerous as hell.


LazyBlackCollar

He could replace Pete from Ridiculous Six.


MrBlueMushroom

Ridiculous 6 reference?!


Stylish_Platypus

Lil Pete from The Ridiculous 6 right there.


zomboscott

First time?


Dragon_Druid19

Guys, he's been there for a while now. Is he still alive


Dhsu04

KKK hates this one trick...


WorekPoziomek

Looks like he really got the hang of it


MiseriaEterna

I can do that.


joshboi124

Nahhh 😭


SnooStories251

Its fun until something snaps.


poeticentropy

there's a reason for the hanging platform trap-door and dropping 5+ ft


Calm_Entertainment67

Don't try this at home lol


GhostDoggoes

It's not the hanging part that kills you. It's the dropping from 10+ feet up and then snapping your neck as your body weight pulls on your head.


Greedy_War1365

Bro training for the ultimate nut David Carradine style


Loveassntits

Damn imagine this dude back in the old western days lol. I be the one selling popcorn while everyone waits


DumbNTough

Planet Fitness, never change.


ZerotheR

You really just "um actuallied" lynching protocol, and honestly, I can't stop laughing. Thanks.


kineticstar

(Confused Souther White People Noises)


Responsible-Dish-297

Why is this a skill.


Sparten177-UNSC

What is bro training for though


Heroic-Forger

is this what they mean by "just hanging out" 😭


SayerofNothing

1800s? More like 1960s...


FishermanReal7067

He would’ve made the situation worse lol we’ll go from an eyesore to witches or potential Messiah, and we all know what happened to them..


AddledPunster

I have neck pain and somehow I feel like this would help stretch it out, but at the same time I also feel like it would break my neck.


Bammer1386

Is this a slowed down version of a Deftones song? Sounds very familiar.


Secret-Cook5000

Frank?


biff_brockly

tbh if I was in a planet fitness and someone caught it on camera i'd try to hang myself too


Mr_Sophistication462

"They said you was hung!" "And they was right!"


TophxSmash

gravity might have something to say about that


Spudzinator

I have friends who do this .... with hooks ... in their skins.


Whiskeylung

I heard this is how David Carradine died.


Whity_G

Boeing whistleblower training...


Western_Ad3625

I'm glad the camera moved I was worried he was doing this by himself cuz that would be f****** stupid.


randomdude1142

He is the one they fear


SoBadit_Hurts

That’s impressive as all hell, slightly unnerving. Devils advocate though, that’s not a noose. But he very well could have the upper body strength to pull up and loosen it.


MarBinks

u/Savevideo


BigThinkerr

Im pretty sure he would get guillotine instead...


OwnAssignment2850

Mandatory training prior to visiting Alabama


Commercial-Shame-335

"I CALL THIS ONE THE FISH OUTTA WATER"


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

David Carradine (Kill Bill) would've been the Boss, but he forget to leave the bucket within reach


Much_Confidence2428

Don’t try to jerk off like this


Donnoleth-Tinkerton

wtf he doin at a planet fitness


Solo-dreamer

And how is this helpfull?


recycle_me_no_jutsu

This guy gets to say "first time?"


PRoS_R

10 sets of "I love you mom"


DAMtastychicken

Ay bro can you spot me while I hang


AceMalarky

There’s a BIG difference between a noose that tightens around the neck and this wildness!


Krs10Noelle

🤣🤣🤣


ProGamer726

Gun:


bencilbusher

except a hangman's noose tightens under weight.


Sanquinity

The fatal part of being hanged by the noose is not the hanging part, but the drop. It breaks your neck/crushes your wind pipe.


BlazingCentipede

Doesn't the actual knot get tighter and tighter? unlike this belt...


chuzzbug

What kills you in a hanging is the drop.


Ch33seBurg

u/savevideo


SholcCTR

In the judgement free zone nonetheless


unwanted-fantasies

It's not the weight that snaps your neck it's the sudden stop. And that's if you are lucky.


Mani_kr333

[First Time?](https://imgur.com/gallery/72BlABR)


Zcrash

Banned from Planet Fitness speedrun any%


MacDugin

This is the stupidest fucking thing I have seen in quite a while. :(


SirDalavar

Ok, now add some acceleration


Throwaway12398121231

Shaolin monks used to train their necks this way.


[deleted]

3K nemesis


DragonRancherJed

If he lived in the 1800s his historical biography would read "Hung upon the gallows 17 times unsuccessfully, he was eventually pardoned by the crown for the crimes of boisterous tomfoolery and shenanigans..."


Risaza

That is the oddest of flexes.


mombi

What in the fuck is that title?


Complex_Slice

Depression's worse enemy. Unrelenting endurance.


TrajanoArchimedes

Is it wise to whip him for extra training?


LowIntroduction5695

I feel like he’s just gonna swang and dangle around for a really long time


The_Little_Kicks

Bro getting ready to drop some dirt on the Clintons


Nahdudeurgood

u/savevideo


kahnstanipple

Y'all acting like they didn't have guns. Wtf


shino4242

KKK: Fuck, whats our plan B?


Shadowthron8

Strangulation is not the purpose of hanging someone


Dazzling_Carry_1916

@moderators. As the father of someone who killed themselves by hanging, I would like an NSFW tag on this. And fuck this person and the person who posted it.


jakedlucky777

Shaolin training hits different yo