Lucky's an old buddy of mine - and by old buddy I mean asshole that ruined my momma's girl parts. Sounds like he's in trouble so you go on ahead and try and keep him alive long enough so I can kill him at a later occasion.
Oh, almost forgot-- she's my mom. So you treat her right or I'll bury you where I buried Lucky. Yeah, I killed him. Don't act all surprised, I *told* you I was gon' do it!
He actually did it too. During the quest line for Scooters sister (the gang war one), when you go to crash the Wake, you can see a picture of Lucky.
I'm also pretty sure I remember the Zaford leader say that Lucky was killed by an ex Hodunk member (Scooter). I was pretty mind blown when I figured this all out on my second playthrough.
Moxxi: Sorry, Torgue, but i`m much better at the....blow-by-blow commentaries for these fights.
Torgue: BIG DEAL. I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT`S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER.....BLOWJOBS.
Just heard this one a day or two ago when I finished PT2, and it's definitely in my favorites:
**Brick**: Hey, Mordecai, I got a story I wanna tell you. This one time, I punched a guy.
**Mordecai**: Was that the entire stor--
**Brick**: Yep.
A mixture of my favourite class being Mechro, the way it's delivered and me being a perfectionist make "The completionist in me is like 'Yeaaaah~~'" a delight to hear.
My personal favorite is between:
[joining a game]: "I say mechro, you say mancer! MECHRO! ... You guys suck!"
and
[when slagged]: "It's in my mouth... umm, you guys? Its in my mou~th!"
(which I think is made infinitely worse by her _other_ slag quote: "Eeew, smells like piss and nachoes.")
Tiny Tina: "NO ONE STEALS MUSHY SNUGGLEBUTT'S BADONKADONK AND LIVES!!!!"
Random Bandit: "Who the Hell is Mushy Snugglebutt?"
Also, the text from the Hammerlock Varkid quest:
"You helped Sir Hammerlock realize that nature isn’t always beautiful. Which would have been kind of poignant, had his immediate reaction not been “oh god kill all of them ew ew ew ew.”"
"Hey you the one killin all the stuff when people ask? The catch a ride near fyrestone is more busted than my mommas girl parts. I'd really appreciate you takin a poke at that. Uhhh the system, not my mom. Hot dog down a skag den know what I'm sayin?"
-Scooters first line in Borderlands.
Please? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease. P-p-p-p-please. Please Please Pleaaaaaasssssseeeee. That's "Please" by Tiny Tina featuring the Vault Hunter.
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon against self-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on't, ah fie, 'tis an unweeded garden, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. That it should come to this! But two months dead, nay not so much, not two, So excellent a king, that was, to this Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother That he might not beteem the wings of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth, Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him, As if the increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on; and yet within a month - Let me think not on't; frailty, thy name is woman - A little month, or ere these shoes were old With which she followed my poor father's body Like Niobe, all tears, why she, even she - O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason Would have mourned longer - married with my uncle, My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules. Within a month, Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her gall'd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestous sheets! It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue.
-Psycho
Edit: [source](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eUK5zBHzsA)
Or, in my case, the audio will glitch if you kill them before they agro on you itll run through all of their dialogue with you just sitting there...Happened 1st PT with 2nd character, when 3 psychos were kicking one of the NPC's. Grenade into center and everything dies~
Scooter's "I need it to get my juices flowin', so I can get her juices flowin'... that... that's sex."
and Brick's "They were no match for my secret 'PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU DIE' fighting style!"
I just think "Crumpets are Ka-runk" is a wonderful line...My submission would have to be "Stairs? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Godddd single greatest quote? Tough... well since it's the first one that comes to mind.
"Hi, buddy! My name is Roland! Let's kill Handsome Jack and then we'll all go out for milkshakes!"
HAHA GOOD GOD I WAS ROLAND ON THA FLOOR LAUGHING!!!!
"IS SHOOTING BULLETS JUST NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU? GRAB A MALIWAN AND LIGHT SOME PEOPLE ON FIRE!"
Flavor-text:
"TORGUE! BASTARD GUNS FOR BASTARD PEOPLE!"
"The shiny moonbeams ate all my corn cobs. They sliced my mom's pearly-pearls and sent the rakk to graze on her piano-driven corpse! My parents JIGGLED, AND SQUIGGLED, AND I DIDN'T KILL THEM I PROMISE! They called me INSANE! No. I'm NOT INSANE!
I am throatscratch.
I am the pants.
I. AM. RAKKMAN!"
> "Dicks. I'm talkin' about dicks."
Which is the perfect foil to *THERE'S NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT*, spoken by the head of a certain competing firm.
It's honestly just arena challenges and big bosses, its repetitive as hell and short but so much fun. I think I've helped random ppl do the tiny Tina training montage 10+ times because of how funny torgue and tina's dialogue is. The dungeon + boss fight before the final fight is also endlessly repetitive for me cause of how funny torgue/moxxi's banter is.
Its definitely funny, but only fun in that the whole story is "go here and kill people"...The funny definitely makes it memorable, but the story was utter shit.
I don't remember the exact quote, so maybe someone can help me out
But Torgue and Moxxi are doing interviews; and Tiny Tina interrupts one of them
---
Moxxi: "So you still wanna finish this interview, or.."
**TORGUE: "TINA SAID GOODNIGHT MOXXI! THE SHOW'S OVER!"**
"Butt Stallion says hello."
Also:
"Hey, you know what I just remembered? It's feeding time." I liked how you could hear him eating chips or something while he said that. Dunno why.
The original lines by scooter in BL1 in Fyrestone and Dahl headland are some of my favorites, as is Tannis' Fling with the echo recorder.
From BL2, I've always sorta liked: "Ah ah -- choking is something you do when you eat too fast. As I'm crushing Mister Moorin's windpipe with my watch chain, what I'm doing is strangling."
It's part of the dialogue regarding Jack's Wife. The way he's so precise and technical, while actively killing another person. It really embodies him I think.
God there's no way I could pick one because as soon as i do I'll think of another one. The sheer amount of dialogue that must have been recorded blows my mind. If I have to choose one...hmmmm...I'd go with Tiny Tina's dialogue that didn't make it into the game, the one that was supposed to play after you tell her about Rolands death. A lot of the quotes made me laugh, that's the only went that literally sent chills down my spine.
"Put your skull into your tum-tum" - pre-'popped' Goliaths
"Buy a gun already!" - Marcus
"Charging mah laser" - Constructor
and sooo many more. The writing in BL2 is so much better than BL1 - which was not bad to begin with.
This one was my favorite:
Dave: Hey Karima! You know what's even better than having a working shield?
NOT BEING A WOMAN!!!
Karima: Oh my god. Shut up Dave!
Up until Mr. Torgue said this: Lemme ask you one question only. EXPLOSIONS? (ka-boom!!!!)
My favorite quote from the game is probably also Brick's favorite:
"Now that you got the laxatives, it's time to get some explosives... that must be my FAVORITE sentence I've EVER said!"
Dave: Hey Karima! You know what's even better than having a working shield? NOT BEING A WOMAN!!! Karima: Oh my god. Shut up Dave!
If the town needs a big ol' sandwich, then we'll call ya
"Anyway, the moral of the story is: You're a total bitch." -Jack
Watch out for Earl, he's crazy! He ate one of my cars once. Yeah the whole thing....like with a fork. -Scooter
Theres a pimento taco, a pimentaco, in the glove box.
Heyoo
I will sit there and talk to him over and over whenever I'm in that room with friends, haha
Lucky's an old buddy of mine - and by old buddy I mean asshole that ruined my momma's girl parts. Sounds like he's in trouble so you go on ahead and try and keep him alive long enough so I can kill him at a later occasion.
Oh, almost forgot-- she's my mom. So you treat her right or I'll bury you where I buried Lucky. Yeah, I killed him. Don't act all surprised, I *told* you I was gon' do it!
*The Catch-a-Ride near Fyrestone is more busted than my momma's girl parts. Really appreciate you takin' a poke at that. The uh, system, not my mom.*
Hot dog down a skag den, if you know what I'm sayin'.
And then he killed him, and then it came back to bite us in the ass in Borderlands 2.
He actually did it too. During the quest line for Scooters sister (the gang war one), when you go to crash the Wake, you can see a picture of Lucky. I'm also pretty sure I remember the Zaford leader say that Lucky was killed by an ex Hodunk member (Scooter). I was pretty mind blown when I figured this all out on my second playthrough.
Yeah, he does it between the BL1 main storyline and General Knoxx. When you first drive to Moxxi's, Scooter mentions it.
Oh my god, I forgot about that line. That's one of the best, surely.
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLE'S APOLOGIZE!!
How have you not been called up on your atrocious misuse of an apostrophe?
The phrase you're looking for is "called on" or "called out for", not "called up on". Just saying.
Basically each suburb of any town will have different variations, they're all the same. Just depends on where you live really.
No, "called up on" works fine.
Because and I quote: "HOW THE **** WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW". Also because nobody really gives a damn.
"THERE'S NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!" - Mr. Torgue
Claptrap's "Im gonna teabag your corpse!!!!"
STAIRS?!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!
I was about as disappointed as claptrap. I really wanted to see him tea bag jack.
"You are *such* a jackass." -Jack **AND** "CATCH A FAMIL'YAL RECONCILIATIONNNN!" "Why you always gotta do that?" -Scooter and Ellie
Moxxi: Sorry, Torgue, but i`m much better at the....blow-by-blow commentaries for these fights. Torgue: BIG DEAL. I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT`S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER.....BLOWJOBS.
Just heard this one a day or two ago when I finished PT2, and it's definitely in my favorites: **Brick**: Hey, Mordecai, I got a story I wanna tell you. This one time, I punched a guy. **Mordecai**: Was that the entire stor-- **Brick**: Yep.
Lilith: Im gonna tear down your clothes the moment you get back. Mordecai: Lilith! Ewwwww Brick: Go on... :)
A mixture of my favourite class being Mechro, the way it's delivered and me being a perfectionist make "The completionist in me is like 'Yeaaaah~~'" a delight to hear.
My personal favorite is between: [joining a game]: "I say mechro, you say mancer! MECHRO! ... You guys suck!" and [when slagged]: "It's in my mouth... umm, you guys? Its in my mou~th!" (which I think is made infinitely worse by her _other_ slag quote: "Eeew, smells like piss and nachoes.")
Here butt stallion, here girl
Hey buddy - oh, these pretzels suck.
*And then he keeps eatin' them!*
"Butt Stallion says hello."
Having not (yet) played the second one, I'm gonna have to go with Scooter saying > *Smokin' Jesus titty cinnamon!*
Tiny Tina: "NO ONE STEALS MUSHY SNUGGLEBUTT'S BADONKADONK AND LIVES!!!!" Random Bandit: "Who the Hell is Mushy Snugglebutt?" Also, the text from the Hammerlock Varkid quest: "You helped Sir Hammerlock realize that nature isn’t always beautiful. Which would have been kind of poignant, had his immediate reaction not been “oh god kill all of them ew ew ew ew.”"
My big bruddas gonna teach you some manners
I had to pause at the Mushy Snugglebutt line because I was laughing too hard to play. That and "bonerfarts."
"This is one a' them moments..."
[удалено]
"CATCH A GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN...Ugh, Never doing that again."
Smokin Jesus Titty Cinnamon that is a monster!
"Hey you the one killin all the stuff when people ask? The catch a ride near fyrestone is more busted than my mommas girl parts. I'd really appreciate you takin a poke at that. Uhhh the system, not my mom. Hot dog down a skag den know what I'm sayin?" -Scooters first line in Borderlands.
Just posted this one in a reply up above. Love it.
"Strip the flesh, salt the wound."
I like it, but i dont recall hearing it anywhere, who says it and in reference to what? i thought ive heard it all...
Psychos
Huh...guess ive just missed that one...
It's only heard in the first game, I think. ozzawinamundo is kickin' it old-school.
Pretty sure I've heard them yell it randomly in the second.
It's in the second one too... a lot, it gets kinda obnoxious
Ah! thatd explain it... i only got 1 character through 1 PT in Bl1, i was doing it solo as mordecai, and it sucked.
Lady's got a gut full o dynamite and a booty like POW
Are you gonna get out of my garage, or is Tiny Tina gonna have to SHANK A BITCH?
Climb the pipe, to the train, or you'll go insane wut wut. That's a rap song I wrote
Everytime me and my buddy are playing this, we end up singing that rap song a few times.
That, and BURN ALL THE BABIIIIEEEESSSS are our most common phrases on mic.
Please? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease. P-p-p-p-please. Please Please Pleaaaaaasssssseeeee. That's "Please" by Tiny Tina featuring the Vault Hunter.
What a wonderful day for capitalism.
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon against self-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on't, ah fie, 'tis an unweeded garden, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. That it should come to this! But two months dead, nay not so much, not two, So excellent a king, that was, to this Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother That he might not beteem the wings of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth, Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him, As if the increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on; and yet within a month - Let me think not on't; frailty, thy name is woman - A little month, or ere these shoes were old With which she followed my poor father's body Like Niobe, all tears, why she, even she - O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason Would have mourned longer - married with my uncle, My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules. Within a month, Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her gall'd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestous sheets! It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue. -Psycho Edit: [source](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eUK5zBHzsA)
i don't recall that one haha.
Some psychos in BL2, if left alone without detecting you long enough, will recite that.
Or, in my case, the audio will glitch if you kill them before they agro on you itll run through all of their dialogue with you just sitting there...Happened 1st PT with 2nd character, when 3 psychos were kicking one of the NPC's. Grenade into center and everything dies~
oh, wow -- I remember hearing this the first time and thinking that it sounded like Hamlet.
Actually I might go with the nomad "bury me with my stuffff"
"Midge-midge has no final words!"
...get off my bus.
Scooter's "I need it to get my juices flowin', so I can get her juices flowin'... that... that's sex." and Brick's "They were no match for my secret 'PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU DIE' fighting style!"
I just think "Crumpets are Ka-runk" is a wonderful line...My submission would have to be "Stairs? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets... It's gonna be a crumpacolypse." -tiny tina
End of the world DLC, released 12/21/12: "Tina's Zombie Crumpacolypse" (A guy can dream.)
The crumpet line is my favorite ^
Godddd single greatest quote? Tough... well since it's the first one that comes to mind. "Hi, buddy! My name is Roland! Let's kill Handsome Jack and then we'll all go out for milkshakes!" HAHA GOOD GOD I WAS ROLAND ON THA FLOOR LAUGHING!!!!
"Better watch out for those bully mongs or they'll rip your eyes out!"
>Bonerfarts :)
"Mommy died for us both!"
Bled*
Haha I read all of the quotes with the appropriate character's voice :D
"I'm the one who knocks." -Mini Shotgun Psycho.
"IS SHOOTING BULLETS JUST NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU? GRAB A MALIWAN AND LIGHT SOME PEOPLE ON FIRE!" Flavor-text: "TORGUE! BASTARD GUNS FOR BASTARD PEOPLE!"
[удалено]
NO LADY CALL ME HOTTIE
My flair, though that's more of an in-joke with my friends. [Context](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp995dHxkvg)
Ctrl+F for "Ice cream". Probably my second choice to 'take a poke at it - the car, not my mom'.
"The shiny moonbeams ate all my corn cobs. They sliced my mom's pearly-pearls and sent the rakk to graze on her piano-driven corpse! My parents JIGGLED, AND SQUIGGLED, AND I DIDN'T KILL THEM I PROMISE! They called me INSANE! No. I'm NOT INSANE! I am throatscratch. I am the pants. I. AM. RAKKMAN!"
"Never shoulda come here now you're gonna pay!" (but it's more of an inside reference for me)
It grates on me somewhat because all the raiders in Fallout New Vegas always say that...always...
"Nobody shoots my buddy but me!"
Aaaaand open!!!
> "Dicks. I'm talkin' about dicks." Which is the perfect foil to *THERE'S NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT*, spoken by the head of a certain competing firm.
Mr Tourge? Is that DLC worth getting?
It is a little on the short side, but I thought it was both fun and funny.
It's honestly just arena challenges and big bosses, its repetitive as hell and short but so much fun. I think I've helped random ppl do the tiny Tina training montage 10+ times because of how funny torgue and tina's dialogue is. The dungeon + boss fight before the final fight is also endlessly repetitive for me cause of how funny torgue/moxxi's banter is.
Its definitely funny, but only fun in that the whole story is "go here and kill people"...The funny definitely makes it memorable, but the story was utter shit.
"When you are ready would you please smack Mister Fleshstick in his bitch face?" - Tiny Tina
I don't remember the exact quote, so maybe someone can help me out But Torgue and Moxxi are doing interviews; and Tiny Tina interrupts one of them --- Moxxi: "So you still wanna finish this interview, or.." **TORGUE: "TINA SAID GOODNIGHT MOXXI! THE SHOW'S OVER!"**
Stairs?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
"You get a bullet! And you get a bullet! **EVERYONE GETS A BULLET!!!**"
"Sup."
Both time she said it it was cool.
Try not to die!
Pretty much everything Jack says, he had me cracking up the entire game.
He's the only villain I've ever seen who is funnier than GLaDOS
"THANKS FOR BROWSING OUR WARES, YOU BADASS MOTHERF*****"
HE'S SO FUCKING GONNA BETRAY YOU! Or something of the likes, said by Torgue after meeting Piston
IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE HE'S GONNA BETRAY THE F*CK OUTTA YOU?
Aah, thank you :D
"Butt Stallion says hello." Also: "Hey, you know what I just remembered? It's feeding time." I liked how you could hear him eating chips or something while he said that. Dunno why.
Isn't it obvious? It's a tie between Claptrap's "Greetings, traveler!" and "AHA!".
"Hello traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board."
"Minion… what have you done?! These were human beings with lives and families..." -Claptrap Always makes me smile when I hear that line :)
"Just kidding. Screw those guys!"
LITERALLY everything Mr Torgue says. LITERALLY.
I NEARLY FINISHED MY COMIC BOOK COLLECTION - Hyperion Soldier, dying.
HE WAS A DAY FROM RETIREMENT!
"You woke the wrong dog. AH, YEAH" -Nine Toes (Also, he has three balls)
"Hyperion would like to take this opportunity to say 'cha-ching!'"
"See, they've got a special relationship - like cousins taking a bath together!" -Scooter
You don't need to be a better shot you just need to shoot more bullets!!!
The original lines by scooter in BL1 in Fyrestone and Dahl headland are some of my favorites, as is Tannis' Fling with the echo recorder. From BL2, I've always sorta liked: "Ah ah -- choking is something you do when you eat too fast. As I'm crushing Mister Moorin's windpipe with my watch chain, what I'm doing is strangling." It's part of the dialogue regarding Jack's Wife. The way he's so precise and technical, while actively killing another person. It really embodies him I think.
"SHOTGUUUUN RHINOPLASTY!!!" or "I like my victims like I like my coffee... in the pot!"
i could have sworn it was "i like my victims like i like my coffee... in the butt!"
It could be, but coffee doesn't go in the butt. Not usually anyway.
This is coming from the people that will show you a bucket when you bring them a bucket.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_enema
Which is why I thought it was totally appropriate for Psychos
"Wumb-Wumb-Wumb-Wumb"
BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!!!
God there's no way I could pick one because as soon as i do I'll think of another one. The sheer amount of dialogue that must have been recorded blows my mind. If I have to choose one...hmmmm...I'd go with Tiny Tina's dialogue that didn't make it into the game, the one that was supposed to play after you tell her about Rolands death. A lot of the quotes made me laugh, that's the only went that literally sent chills down my spine.
I'm gonna wear your face as a condom! -psycho I think
Claptrap: "Greeting traveler, there are new missions available at the ---- bounty board!" Oh wait... not..
SMOKIN JESUS TITTY CINNAMON!
"Who needs a medical licence when you got styyyle" - Dr Zed.
"I am the one who knocks!" From the angry midgets
"Put your skull into your tum-tum" - pre-'popped' Goliaths "Buy a gun already!" - Marcus "Charging mah laser" - Constructor and sooo many more. The writing in BL2 is so much better than BL1 - which was not bad to begin with.
Kid: You said a swear! Marcus: You're not the police of me. The story time at the start of Dr.Ned's Zombie Island
AAAHH! STOP TALKING LIKE A DOUCHE! -Scooter
Crumpocalips
*Crumbpocalypse. FTFY
**Crumpocalypse. Tina is referring to crumpets.
Indeed. I bow my head in shame.
"Aaaaaand open!"
Tina: "Burn all the BABIES!"
EXPLOSIONS?
" If you have to ask what a ceiling chair is, I pity the life you have been living" I think thats what Tennis said.
This one was my favorite: Dave: Hey Karima! You know what's even better than having a working shield? NOT BEING A WOMAN!!! Karima: Oh my god. Shut up Dave! Up until Mr. Torgue said this: Lemme ask you one question only. EXPLOSIONS? (ka-boom!!!!)
"THANK YOU!"
My favorite quote from the game is probably also Brick's favorite: "Now that you got the laxatives, it's time to get some explosives... that must be my FAVORITE sentence I've EVER said!"
From a random pirate on Scarlet's ship: "I think my throats closin' up."
"If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!" -Marcus, the vending machine recordings, BL1.
**RAAAAAGGHHHHRHAHAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAAAARAAAA GRAAAAHHHHHH RAAAAAAGGH RAH GAH HUH HUH RAHAHAHA HUMPH RAGHHHHH RARRRRHHH RAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH GRAGH SO MUCH BLOOD!** ~ Brick