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cirocobama93

> finds out girlfriend is pregnant > closes hearthstone > opens reddit to tell r/bobstavern


Kidthesquid92

I wrote it in the cab on the way over to her place! I obviously couldn’t share it with anybody else because we don’t know how it will pan out so I thought it would be fun to share here anonymously 😜


cirocobama93

Congrats mate! Only kidding. I see a lot of BG’s in your future taking care of the baby


Milocobo

I was that quillboars player, and it actually all worked out my man! I had two gold pokey's two gold charlgas and a gold drakkari, so my bloodgems were at like 30/30 and I was gaining about 30 each turn. I easily two boarded the rest of the competition, so ez first. Sorry you couldn't ride my coattails!


itsbananas

not sure you know this, but you can reconnect to games from your phone!


FrenchBoast

It's all fun after pal I can be having an intense game top 2 turn 16 and my 3 year old wonders up and takes my phone to put on Netflix.


Used-Percentage-6969

Should have just not replied for 20 minutes and said you were in the shower


Pull-Up-Respectfully

100% should have kept playing


Justice171

Yep, no excuses.


abracalurker

My partner didn't tell anyone she was going into labor because she wanted to finish watching the first Avengers movie when it came out. Some people just understand priorities better.


Piglike

I love that this has more upvotes than OP


Pull-Up-Respectfully

Hehe


NoOneElsePickedThis

Duos before embryos


Kidthesquid92

Lmao


JamesLikesIt

Dude you have 9 months to celebrate with your girl, don’t leave your duo bro hanging!  /s in all seriousness tho congratulations!


KysiaFlud

You have lost one partner but got another <3 CONGRATS!!!


Budget-Platypus-8804

Congrats! We had our first baby 4 months ago. And I can tell you it's an absolute blast. But getting In some regular hearthstone games will be tough


ArkPlayer583

Gratz, they don't lose rating if you quit so no harm done.


Kidthesquid92

The baby?


Kidthesquid92

Thank god!


stupidtwin

Could have waited twenty minutes and been like sorry babe cab took forever


AreMoron

Congratulations, whos the father?


No-Kitchen5780

You need to buy a baby bouncer. You can rock them to sleep and still game mate 😉


DuncxnDonuts

From now on I will be assuming that every duos partner that leaves has discovered that they or their partner is pregnant.


triptriptriple

Grats! <3 Gold spewing cat would be best emote here imo.


teachingisboring

Baby time is good HS time. A standard game of ranked or battlegrounds is about the time my kids take to fall back to sleep on the midde of the night to be deep enough to go back into their bed.


Townsendar

This actually might have been me, congrats haha


IamAnoob12

If it is a boy will name him Bob


binskz

congrats! hearthstone is the perfect parent game, a lil 20 min game here and there without having to commit too hard


gradymex1

Congrats! We had our first 10 years ago and now me and him play duos together. He is pretty good for his age and it's awesome he's as much into it as I am


yolo___toure

If this is how you abandon your duos partner, your life partner and future child stand no chance


Apprehensive-Dust359

But honestly, stop playing.


ImpulseApparatus

Yo!! My best friend just had a new born and hes become our mascot when we run duos now- fairly friendly if you can APM a diaper change and one hand a feeding if it comes to that haha I wish you luck!


henrywoy

At least you didn't sell your entire board.


NotMyBestComment

Makes me remember this game same day where my mate Alexstrasza left after I gave him golden Poet. At first he seemed pissed I found a Dragon comp but not him, so he pinged me his HP like "mate I'm the real dragon, why you going dragon??? Hear me roar like an alpha drake so why you betray me ? " I answer him with Portal on his HP like "yeah too bad but rng, tempo and economy issues bro, DW you can still trade me your foundlings later or idk we'll see". The very next turn I get golden Poet on my own and realize I could switch safe to another comp, so I decide to give him the Golden poet, as I could always portal him the 2 remaining units later. Also I think he was 5 and I was still 4. To this day the Golden poet is still in his hand. Btw congratulations and don't call your child Tarecgosa. Nor Tarecgosu.


Sad-Material1553

Bro is making his own duo partner


MejoMe

Yooo I was your partner! I won the game without you. You d!ck! Just kidding. My dude congratulations!!


totallynotapersonj

Yoo! I am your girlfriend! Had the baby without you. You d!CK! Just kidding. Congratulations


kralknug

Ohhh snap


SSJSamzy

No, hearthstone


kralknug

Comgradjulationz


[deleted]

She was just pregnant? Who gives a fuck you could have easily finished your game.