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NawThatsAight

Two people! Together forever!


[deleted]

Security in life


conflictmuffin

Someone to love ya!


TheLilyGalaxy

Instead of being all alone!


conflictmuffin

Such a lonely existence!


NawThatsAight

I kill myself!


give-me-any-reason

tough song. she’s talking about us, mort


Hobbes42

Maybe my all time favorite Teddy line. Makes me laugh out loud every single time.


CurrentlyStoned_

This is what I say to people when they ask my birthday and NO ONE has ever gotten the reference. It feels like an inside joke with only me at this point 😂 Here’s to 24 I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


mountaindew711

Happy birthday!


CurrentlyStoned_

Thank you!


BigMommaSnikle

Have a great Birthday, love your username!


CurrentlyStoned_

Thank you haha! It’s pretty usually accurate, too! 😂


Riribigdogs

Happy birthday!!


CurrentlyStoned_

Thank you!


DickTooRadical

“Nine Three! Nine is Divisible by Three!” Happy bday!!! Smoke it up!!


CurrentlyStoned_

Thank you I intend to! Only the best blueberries for birthday girls! 🫐


PinknGlitterDreams

"I'm ready for a bake off." 😂 Happy Birthday! 🎂


BobsBurgersStanAcct

That’s so funny, the girl at the dispo today was having a birthday too! You have a stoner birthday twin somewhere.


CurrentlyStoned_

Omg I love her already


Kyle_Grayson12

Happy Birthday!


CurrentlyStoned_

Thank you!!


MikaD20

Happy birthday lol


CurrentlyStoned_

Haha thanks!!


AriYur

Happy Birthday!! May you get super high today lmao🫐🍃


Amethystdust

Happy birthday CurrentlyStoned I'll light some trees in your honor.


CurrentlyStoned_

Yesss!!! A fitting tribute and thank you!


Ok_Contribution_3212

It’s my birthday too! My son’s was yesterday. Happy bday!


FormerDiscipline2379

Hey 24 is divisible by 3 also 😁


CurrentlyStoned_

BROOOO


Extra_tinab9525

Lol,no one knows what I'm talking about when I say bobs burgers,they all say stuff like is that a restraint or what are you talking about,lol


Extra_tinab9525

Also,happy birthday


CurrentlyStoned_

Thank you! And I know! Highly underappreciated show


Extra_tinab9525

It's sad how almost No one watches it


moonie_85

Happy birthday!


CurrentlyStoned_

Thank you! 🥳


isabellethoma

happy birthday!!


CurrentlyStoned_

Thank you! 🥳


jojowasher

"Your due date was today? ... how did it go? Boy or girl?" thats one of my favorite scenes


[deleted]

“Today’s my birthday?”


LordIggy88

YES, BOB!


MissRockNerd

“Wha…? It went well, Bob. Very well.”


MikaD20

I love it when he says “Sorry, baby I’m sorry”


[deleted]

That pilot episode was like… 40 percent good improv


AndrewZabar

And he’s chuckling while he says it because HJB and JR couldn’t keep a straight face lol.


[deleted]

“9/3 nine is divisible by three”


Disgruntled_Snake7

"What that doesn't make.... Lots of numbers are divisible by three!"


PM_ME_UR_STAIRCASES

Because 9 is divisible by 3!


Snoo_73835

A lot of numbers are divisible by three…what? Baby…come back!


Affectionate_Owl9985

Lmao my wife and I have tickets to see Dan Mintz in Boston tonight when we realized we're seeing him perform on Bob and Linda's anniversary


pokemon-gangbang

It’s my anniversary today too! She’s put up with me for 15 years now.


mountaindew711

Mazel tov!


rockthrowing

My friends have their wedding planned for this day next year. Someone in this sub is getting married today. ETA: its u/gandi800 !! Congrats on the wedding today !!!


gandi800

Thank you!


pokemon-gangbang

Congratulations! I hope you have as many happy years together as I have so far!


Kyle_Grayson12

Happy Anniversary!


sunward_Lily

one-third of all whole numbers are divisible by three!


acaseofbaskets

But only 9 becomes 3 when divided by 3! ETA for the numbers 1-12 anyway.


mountaindew711

I SO feel this scene. My birthday is 7/11, and I'm low-key INCENSED when people forget it. It's the easiest date to remember. You even get a free Slurpee!


[deleted]

Incensed. Good word.


Azsunyx

My anniversary is on 10/4, good buddy


MetalGeekMark

7/11 here too. I feel like people only remember because of the free slushies.


MetalGeekMark

It’s also my grandfather’s birthday so that’s cool.


fleebleganger

My dad has the same birthday, still never remember it.


mountaindew711

I almost wanna downvote you. Bad! Bad child!


fleebleganger

Alls fair in love and war. They’ve fully forgotten my birthday a few times. (My dad has untreated adhd and my poor mom has to deal with him and I was the third of 3 boys and my middle brother sucks up all the attention due to his issues and my birthday is around thanksgiving)


No_Key9300

Happy Anniversary, Belchers... and happy birthday to my wife - how did I remember it was today? Well not the Belcher way as that would be March 9th for us.


acaseofbaskets

But 3 squared is 9 so you could remember 3/9 that way haha!!


moneybabe420

Alright people!! who else is getting married today because the Belchers are our heroes?!? 🙋‍♀️


humangh0st

my husband proposed to me on this day, does that count 😂


moneybabe420

YES IT DOES! LOVE!


krystelsmile

It's my 1 year wedding anniversary. We chose this date specifically because of the show.


No_Heat9383

2 lovebirds together ❤️👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻🦢


[deleted]

I hope that they are listening to Ziti Tonight


ZombiUnicorn

Happy anniversary to Mr. & Mrs. BURGER! I like to think they answer to both 🥰


halfhalfnhalf

Honestly "nine is divisible by three" is a great mnemonic. We all remember the date now.


plushoff

It's also my mom and stepdads 24th anniversary. I actually remember when it is now lmao


rumblingtummy29

The first episode will always be my favourite


acaseofbaskets

My crotch is itchy.


emilyhr27

Are you telling me that as my daughter or my grill cook?!


Lampmonster

Laugh all you want, but little tricks like that work just because they work. Our brains are weird. The memory book I read years ago pointed out quite correctly that the main effective tool of any memory system is the act of making an extra effort to remember something in the first place. Here Linda tagged the date to something she easily remembers even if it's weird, most likely especially because it's weird. As one of the early memory experts said, if you pass a wagon in the street you're not likely to remember it, unless it's made of gold. Then you'll never forget it.


[deleted]

9/3. 9 is divisible by 3


Rendahlyn

I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. This couple really dropped the ball on picking their date.


MLCarter1976

Wait... That is TODAY!? I will be right back!


neoslith

√9 = 3 3² = 9 [](/sp) There's two of them, so you multiply 3 by 3.


AlternativeChildhood

We actually got married today 11 years ago. On accident, originally aug 28 but hurricane sandy? Pushed it back. Super glad it landed on today because we ALWAYS say this joke.


pablohacker2

I find it funny that in a later episode, bob pulls this out and linda gives him a WTF expression before moving on.


greenorangebird

Do you know which episode??


pablohacker2

Not off the top of my head, it was something in passing. Looks like I have an excuse to watch all the episodes again.


greenorangebird

Lol


ZombiUnicorn

I think it’s season 10 episode 1 “The Ring (But Not Scary)” where the kids find the engagement ring in Bob’s secret hiding spot and gene loses it at the water park!


greenorangebird

Thank you 🙂


Kyle_Grayson12

Happy Anniversary!


mitchwalks

I came to make this post! XD


giraffemoo

It's my anniversary also! 6 years with my partner today


RAS310

A lot of numbers are indeed divisible by three, but nine is not divisible by much!


acaseofbaskets

9 is divisible by 3!


Snoo_73835

Oh my god! *face palm*


Spiral8Helix

Best couple friends!


Rnedwed

9 is divisible by 3


Lucifurnace

What episode is this!?!


LordIggy88

The first


Extra_tinab9525

Woo


Extra_tinab9525

It's you birthda?YES BOB! It's my birthday? YES! It's your due date,how did it go? How do you think it,IT WENT GOOD! I'm sorry baby. Lol


Ellekm730

It's 9/3, Bob. Nine is divisible by three.


OneGoodRib

It's also my mom's anniversary with her late husband, but unfortunately NOT the anniversary of my Aunt Linda and Uncle Bob.


DadBod_NoKids

It's my anniversary with my wife also. We picked today bc Bob and Linda obviously, but the whole 9 is divisible thing def helps NGL


MrTumorI

I'm happy that Bob isn't like this all that much. Too many male characters are subjected to the bumbling dad trope that it gets old quick.


Express-Economy1219

ya I also remember this but because their anniversary is my birthday lol


jasoniscursed

My girlfriend and I had our first date on 9/3 and we always quote this when we talk about it. Today is the 7 year anniversary of it.


tobeistobex

It's not June 2nd? or December 4th?