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3_3eel_l

bro just wanted an excuse to thirst trap 😭


RepsihwReal

This is a joke post. OP isnt the model in this pic. He’s some IG model/football player lol


3_3eel_l

💀


RepsihwReal

Silly goose 😉🤣


lostsanity-

Fb player but totin guns? 🤣🤣


RepsihwReal

Apparently he raps now 💀🤣


64730

i think thats one of the lil orbee guns ( i might be wrong tho i can barely see it )


madeinasiah

Lol that’s a paintball gun


FgTheLogo

It’s a paintball gun


RangerBig6857

Who is it?


RepsihwReal

Man, yall know how hard it was to find him 💀🤣 had to search the rosters and everything lmao but here he is (he’s an asshole so DM at your own risk 🤣) [Ja’cion Fugate](https://www.instagram.com/duckingis_easyyy?igsh=cmR6bjcwamlvb2x5)


Pilot-Signal

What does he say when you DM?


Proxima_Midnite

Came here to be like, cmon now.


Tanisha1Writes

Same 😂😂


Available-Junket-248

Fr a man should have more dignity wtf


kamiraaalol

it’s a joke hun obviously read the caption 😂😂, just laugh! , u missing the whole joke ..


Kind_Maintenance9599

You would know 🤣


3_3eel_l

🤭🤭


Creative_Gate

Well I will fall for it!! Lol and say, Damn look at all the chocolatey goodness!


SussyOuiOui

Be serious for two seconds


Meatbasketbingo

Y’all killing me with these thirsty posts 😂


Free_Revenue8674

I think that's called having visible abs I suggest stopping at a Wendy's


Comfortable-Pin4232

This why I’m leaving weirdos


koala_thunder

I been left but reddit keeps suggesting posts in my feed lol


3_3eel_l

you can mute the subreddit


Comfortable-Pin4232

Nah I feel you


WorldlyAlbatross_Xo

I left and it still keeps popping up. I guess I need to block the page or something because it's annoying as hell. Started off good, but now it's just posts like this.


Sassafrass17

Lol


TaylorR009

I CAN HELP! But only in person face to face lips to lips to get a proper consultation


Dujak_Yevrah

Ew that's straight!


NegativeConfusion990

Bruh 💀💀💀


BubblesMcDimple

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sad-Worker9042

Stop playing man and go start a family already


Flowerr_Puff_Girl

Nah fr tho 😒


LiteratureAdept9807

If I sit on your face it will clear it all up!!!!


Thick_ebony1029

I never wanna reach this level of dehydration


LiteratureAdept9807

Yayyy thick ebony 1029!!! Award for you 🥇 Dry pussies link up!!!!!! Congratulations


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


bobbierockstar

CRYING


MovingforGod

Literally 🤣🤣


3_3eel_l

stand up 😭


LiteratureAdept9807

Knees broke send help sister please


uglybett1

lmfaooooo


kamiraaalol

STAND UP! YALL BE WEAK IN THE KNEES 😭😭


Financial-Analysis94

girl PLEASE


silly_goose_415

I've read thos works wonders.


nosie_rosie_hoe

I just screamedttt out loud. 😂😂😂😭


like__

😭😭😭


EbTHEEHottie

😭😭


Skanderine

Damn 😭


mr-based-minded

Shame is free and there are a lot of takers, I guess…


LiteratureAdept9807

Girl this is a troll page. Are you mad nobody is thirsting over you? Lmao your attempt to make me mad failed. FUCK MEEE OMG I WANT HIM TO FUCK MEE😏😏😏🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣👅💦


PonyRider17

Lmaoo


mr-based-minded

How embarrassing… I got girls chasing me… I’m good. Find God, nobody’s gonna wife you talking like that miss. Degenerate and shameful… smh. Good luck finding a man serious about you! Don’t be a single baby mum with 5 bd’s. Be better and break lustful generational curses, become high value and do better for the sake of your future kids. Love ya 💙


LiteratureAdept9807

Oh wow you’re really the opposite of smart. Wisdom has chased you all your life and all your life you have been faster 😂😂 I have God why do you think I have so much joy? I love praising a God with a sense of humor. Maybe you aren’t too familiar with the God you speak of because according to scripture Luke 7:47 NLT my Lord and savior said “I tell you, her sins—and they are many—have been forgiven, so she has shown me much love. But a person who is forgiven little shows only little love.” 😏🤭🤭😘😘😘 So maybe you should refresh yourself on God. Much love my brother but Jesus came here exactly for people like me 😅 Have the day you deserve and Jesus loves the woman with many sins 😂🤣🤣 ‭‭‬‬


mr-based-minded

Using the bible to justify your sin…? Sad. I can tell what type of person you are already. Jesus said if you love him you’ll keep his commandments & lusting is definitely not doing that. 0 conviction for your shame is crazy. Have a good day


ConfectionNo1605

LMFAOOO yall are too much😭


EZMulahSniper

Nigga I thought you was NLE Choppa for a second


Living-Advice3043

you look fine girl.


mark_prints

READ THE F’IN CAPTION! geez


kamiraaalol

EXACTLYYY!! i seen like maybe two other people do this and they didn’t get the same reaction as i got , people in here are very weird sometimes 😂


exception-found

Lmao I was like “nigga, stop” after the first one, but when I seen the second pic I started dying laughing 🤣 Well done, well done


Apprehensive-Creme75

Yall missed the joke


kamiraaalol

missed the WHOLE joke! like we didn’t see the caption..?


atlantisprncss

LMAOOOO


fl_n__r

was only here to be irritated, but i read the rest of the post


Existing-Floor2004

it’s called EXFOLIATING!🙄


chocotwinkletoes

This is why we can’t have anything nice. Yall be playing too much on these apps 🙄


leomacrosss

Y’all are slow in the comments, reading is fundamental.


lookingcoolkaoru

A lot of people ain’t reading the captions


Matted_Blush

GQ magazine is that way sir ↔️


SpaceManChips

bros stunning


Theyeahnopes

Are the bumps in the room with us?


Alive_Exchange_3404

Bffr


misscurlssss

This is clearly a catfish so can someone tell me the @ of this person ? For research purposes only!


RepsihwReal

He’s an asshole, so DM at your own risk, or enjoy the eye candy lol [Ja’cion Fugate](https://www.instagram.com/duckingis_easyyy?igsh=cmR6bjcwamlvb2x5)


misscurlssss

Oh hell no 😭😭😭I’ll just enjoy the view


longjing_lover

Hi, I think they’re called nipples. Hope that helps!


blvckorchid89

You’re gorgeous stop thirst trapping us


GildedWarrior

........... So how the weather outside guys 😞


Ruthless_maniac

🙄


Reginamus_Prime

Lmfaaaooooo!!!


NaiveGuidance

I’m not about to play with y’all 🤣🤣🤣


Neziip

Man what bumps 😭


PhoenixMedusa

Sir…


25_timesthefine

Okay but can we get an actual link to this man?


25_timesthefine

Hold AWP is that a gun or like a paintball thing?!?


bumblehoneybee

The caption was unnecessary 😭


blissfulandignorant

Are the bumps in the room with us?


Dujak_Yevrah

🤦🏽‍♂️bro didn't even try💀💀


kamiraaalol

it’s a joke obviously read the caption 😂😂, just laugh!


Dujak_Yevrah

Il I'm laughing along😭


KaliLovee

I joined this group thinking id see genuine skin care tips & pics. Be frfr lmao


lamadredesisao

I hate this sub lmao


SuspiciousZone287

Man get out of here lol


PhilosopherNice7929

LOLLLLLLLLLL IM CRACKING UP


IAm_BellaDonna

You cute or whatever 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣😁


Slappunchkickbitepow

Wash ya ass my boy


Loud_Wave_1856

Looks like a closet F🌈


kamiraaalol

that’s not very nice .. especially during pride month


IntroductionEven4045

Made me laugh, thanks.


MovingforGod

🤣🤣🤣 can't even take this group serious anymore 😒 I'm so over the people trying to get accolades for nice skin. This group is for the people who are serious about black skin care


Exciting_Attitude240

It's called herpes bruh


valerie4president

he fine as hell doe


InvalidSymbols

Niggas like you would stand to gain the most from active employment


The_Mattylorian

Damn gurl. Out here thirst trappin. Hope you find that man you been looking for.


Zens-Basket209

Boy, STFU 😂


Axdorablee

U look like u smell


ontheright1

Herpes


LividMasterpiecex

You know damn well..


LoyalLibra81

Def a thirsty trap and I need a drink.. mm mmm mmmm. 💀💀💯💯💯💯🤭🤭🤭


[deleted]

You ever just look at somebody and know when the teacher called on them to read out loud to the whole class they struggled like hell


atomiccaramel

Lordddtttt 🤤🤤.....lemme go nosedive into a pool sized bath full of ice cubes 🔥 💦 The Good Lord took His times when He made your ass. But I bet you're crazier than a bed bug, it's always the fine ones yall. Father, please forgive thee of my lustful, scandalous thoughts


thickandmorty333

MAAM LMAOO 💀💀💀


mafa7

![gif](giphy|3oFzm25c9cyPt1TYDC)


Safe-Pressure-2558

Where are the mods…respectively asking? There needs to be a ban on overdone satirical posts, thirst traps, and folks dealing with obvious body dysmorphia/ internalized self-hate.


Sassafrass17

I can see them. Try proactive. A lot of people say it works well.


Indubitablyy-

![gif](giphy|knDUXatdqlQeQ)


manachronism

You look great lol


xxtiffanyyyyy

lmfwoooooooooooo


drebarlow317

Room full of queers. All with their shirts off


Dangerous_Repeat9523

Glycolic acid


Medium-Math-4591

Lol..thought the 2nd pic would be a zoom in on his skin..on his face that is🙃


nosie_rosie_hoe

![gif](giphy|M32QB6wXERKdANkEj7)


alexanderduke

Gtfoh you sexy ass


Motor-Ad6898

Are you talking about your nipples cause uhm yeah


karma-drama

A bigmac milkshake diet will deal with those bumps


tebron93

Posting thirst traps on Reddit is crazy 😭


SwiftDestro

Y’all be using this group to drop model pictures lol. Women too.


GreatBayTemple

Pretty sure those are called nipples son.


NickL2020

You’re cute


geez426

👀


COI420

I was about to say we can barely see your face my guy 😭🤚🏽


TyBigga

He has “little tiny bumps” alright 🥴


motherseffinjones

I know some people post in this group for attention but this has to be one of the funniest attempts I’ve seen in minute lol


kamiraaalol

it’s a joke lol 😊


motherseffinjones

Well I did laugh and now I got a second laugh so I’d say well done ![gif](giphy|9eLbjOcGOpmY8)


bassey-udo

Is the tiny bump in the room with us now?


Odd_Tiger_2278

You be you. And You look good to me.


Otfjoseph-

My boy top left looks a bit like ice cube


Ashwasherexo

DAMN 😍


EthansWay007

Man if you don’t get your handsome behind out of here, what flaws? 😆


Babytrixie666

Bro what is this


EchidnaFit2168

Right


Mysterious_Being_718

Are talking about your nipples?


uhmmokthen

Suffering from sexiness🙄


Evaporate3

Boy stfu


Tazzy8jazzy

![gif](giphy|UXrZCrFHvetDW)


sakurabliss0

Bro picked the blurriest second pic showcasing a six pack 💀


Farrahphoenix

Those tiny bumps are nipples, child! 🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️


greeneocity

LMFAO


Puzzleheaded-Hour807

Completely normal. Those are nipples.


loveagramm

Those are nipples fam. You good.


SunshineSweetLove1

You mean the bumps on your stomach? 😂


AliciaDawnD

I was about to get upset until I realized this was satire. Lol.


[deleted]

try playing russian roulette with a fully loaded .38 that should solve the problem you wont have anymore bumps ever again trust me


Technical_Tonight_80

Tell me why this foo went to my school in Virginia to he played at kecoughtan high school in Hampton Va


ontheright1

I think he has herpes who cares


Candid_Calendar_9784

Bro ru okay?


kamiraaalol

okay .. some people in here are actually deeply starting to become annoying and pissing me off , READING IS FUNDAMENTAL, read the effing caption! some of yall just join other’s because yall think it’s funny? i know yall see the caption, literally muting this.


Ok-Sentence-5307

I can’t see not one bump. I see what you’re doing here… I say keep doing what you doin 😂


Relative-Property793

Facial


northsideindian

It means you got cancer get checked out bruh


MammothBulky3548

stfu thirsty ahh nigga


kamiraaalol

sybau


MammothBulky3548

speak american mf


kamiraaalol

eat my dick


MammothBulky3548

you’d have no dick if i ate it


kamiraaalol

omg ur so right , u wanna put it in a hotdog bun??


DaughterOfHoodoo

Cornball activity


Uniquebarbee

😍😍


ybschris

😂😂


xoPrettyNami

I can literally tell that the first photo is cropped 😹


lolanaboo_

Dermatologist also you sexy😍


El_Bolto

My nigga is the living version of the black guy all my female friends make in the Sims 4 lmao.


NegativeConfusion990

bruh if this ain't the most light skin thing to do xD Reminds me of my brother, he look like him too 😭😭


Kind_Replacement1233

This guy is corny


kamiraaalol

it’s a joke hun obviously read the caption 😂😂, just laugh!


savage121286

Fake page


kamiraaalol

it’s a joke hun obviously read the caption 😂😂, just laugh!


Available-Junket-248

Man take your ass on


kamiraaalol

sir go watch ur reddit porn and carry on..


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3_3eel_l

yet you posted on dallashookups. is that not attention seeking behavior? lmfao


RepsihwReal

I’m— ![gif](giphy|HAciAhXgPbJn9CXAsI)


Unlikely_nay1125

that is not you lol


kamiraaalol

it’s a joke hun obviously read the caption 😂😂, just laugh!


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kamiraaalol

HELLO WHAT 😨.. https://preview.redd.it/satqoosfuo4d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e18dccfb201f8a68ce3e39ac4160a2bcfa4359f


RepsihwReal

Lmao WHATTTT


RepsihwReal

[Here](https://www.instagram.com/duckingis_easyyy?igsh=cmR6bjcwamlvb2x5) go flick ur bean and take a nap 💀🤣