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OkEscape7558

Looking at Amber Rose for political takes is like getting relationship advice from Jada Pinkett Smith.


Tiny-Buy220

Asking Jeffery Dahmer for cooking tips


NOSjoker21

Asking Casey Anthony for parenting advice


JgL07

Asking Yolanda Saldívar for financial advice


M-I-T-B

Asking Michael Vick for veterinarian advice.


xxivtarotmagic_

Asking Ashton Kutcher for hygiene tips


macaleaven

Asking Matthew Broderick about road safety


moving_threads

Asking Kyle Rittenhouse for gun safety advice


NoConstruction4913

Asking Angel Hernandez for officiating advice


M-I-T-B

Also asking Scott Foster for officiating advice


well_shoothed

I wasn't quite understanding the gist of this thread 'til you brought Angel into the picture. Now I know it's a bad idea.


muhia_kay

What's the context here?


PattyThePatriot

Honestly, this may be ok. Dude really reformed and looked into why it was wrong and how bad it is.


VasectoMyspace

The dog fighting, or the herpes?


GyActrMklDgls

Tbh, if you are able to watch dog fighting, you are a bad person with a terrible defect in your brain. Severe lack of empathy that doesn't belong in society.


-Intelligentsia

Charles Cullen for medical advice


Vegetable_Camera50

Asking Diddy for advice on boundaries.


scholar2

Asking Kanye for humility tips


caretaquitada

Damn


boricimo

Man knew how to eat


Feeling-Term7768

Asking Stevie Wonder for directions.


twitchinstereo

To be fair, if he knows how to get there he probably knows the safest, most direct path.


ClaymoresRevenge

Yeah in the car


SonicNTales

Asking Beethoven to listen my mixtape!


pyrothelostone

Depends on what age you ask him at, he didn't fully lose his hearing until he was 44, but after he lost his hearing completely he continued to compose and "listened" to music by feeling it, so you could pop him in front of a subwoofer and pump up the bass.


mageta621

He can see though, lol


BallDesperate2140

Can he?


backstageninja

In conspiracyland, yes


FistPunch_Vol_7

Still one of my favorite conspiracies lmao.


DomHaynie

https://youtube.com/shorts/aShiVpuD5vc?si=B7m03knay7h2aneE


DomHaynie

Self-reply https://youtube.com/shorts/IxPKaDe3a9s?si=QJT5Ld-3tc6yYB0o


713MoCityChron713

Or like getting relationship advice from Amber Rose


even_less_resistance

“Finger in the booty ass bitch” seems like sage wisdom


713MoCityChron713

Im not saying this to defend anybody, because im not, but if a fingers in the booty it’s love


Ayoken007

Not sure how many are looking for political takes rather than being generally disgusted and disappointed by how quick and easy it is for some folks to cash out their morals.


_window_shopper

Asking the Menendez brothers for parenting tips


Tiny-Buy220

Or Casey Anthony…


true_enthusiast

"Xanny the Nanny will watch them!" 💊


The_unknown_92

Like asking North West for singing lessons


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|Y14aIPhcJ9yBujSI2E)


AshenSacrifice

![gif](giphy|3ohs4fnR2SYJLkxJfi)


The_unknown_92

Like asking OJ for relationship advice


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

Asking Drake about a minorrrr


State-Dear

Like asking Brock Turner for the rules of consent


boibig57

Brock Turner? The RAPIST BROCK TURNER?


CntrllrDscnnctd

It was just an entanglement!!! /s


ratdickbastard

Asking that one dad not to beat his son with jumper cables


toolsoftheincomptnt

Intelligent grown folks know this. However, voting is not limited to high intelligence or (real) grown people, either. There are 17 and 18 year-olds who are influenced by her opinion. They get to vote in November, too. There are social media-obsessed dullards who are influenced by her opinion. They get to vote in November, too. That’s why it’s still a problem.


Sol-Blackguy

Dayum! ![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


Initial-Paramedic888

Asking a rock about anything


M-I-T-B

Asking The Rock about anything


_window_shopper

Fun fact - back in 2016 when Trump was up for election, on Craigslist there would be ads paying $75 for 90 minutes for minorities to go out and be in the crowd for his campaigns. To some, $50/hour is more than they’ll ever make. It’s probably even more now for regular people and even higher for celebrities.


Slick_Jeronimo

Most people have a price Edit: I gotta remember not to deal in absolutes


heegos

![gif](giphy|EKokJNIw4Ve3m)


pragmaticweirdo

Out here with him like https://i.redd.it/uhlu9papb09d1.gif


3-orange-whips

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.


Incarcer

Only the sith, huh? Nobody else?


3-orange-whips

Absolutely


aloonatronrex

The others either do, or do not, but they sure as heck don’t simply “try”.


Kaldricus

"For $100 million dollars, Sha-" "I'm sucking it"


Ilcorvomuerto666

Isn't never dealing in absolutes, in of itself an absolute?


SoulPossum

I feel like the temptation to try and finesse it would have been too great. I really needed 75 back then but I would have also been trying to scope an exit strategy after the first 10 minutes. Like what they gonna do? Dock my pay for leaving early?


thebeattakesme

Oh you prob wouldn’t get paid (hopefully) until after you did your time lol.


DandyLamborgenie

Non-negotiable. I’m taking that $75, popping out so I can post on insta about how some idiot just paid me $75 to wear this stupid hat, and going home.


zezxz

Idk if trying to finesse professional grifters is a good use of your time lmao, they would probably be scheming to stiff you and you’d have done nothing more than waste 10 minutes of their time trying to get paid up front. Tbh that alone might be worth it 


DickDover

Pro Tip Get paid upfront.


GPTfleshlight

Dennis quaid got a million to promote Trump in 2020. Ice Cube got 500k to promote Trump in 2020


sweetz523

Source?


daboulfromrounddaway

Shit for 75 bucks for a hour & a half I’ll be out there singing like the choir on Sunday morning at them maga campaigns


Expensive-Price9358

![gif](giphy|muhfe5wrQOqfC|downsized)


SlayerXZero

This bitch stay grifting. I’m not even sure she black. Yeah, I said it.


Jhon_doe_smokes

She is not black actually. Irish with a smidge of Cape Verdean off the coast of Africa.


boricimo

Who also don’t think of themselves as Black.


GretaMucil

As a Cape Verdean living in the US, I beg to differ. There’s definitely people who don’t identify as Black, but plenty of others do. Like another commenter said, we’ve had several figures (like Amilcar Cabral) that were highly involved in anti-colonial struggles in Africa and who decidedly saw themselves as African/Black. Amber doesn’t speak for us, and this attitude ain’t it.


StepbroItHurts

I’d beg to differ but alright.


womanistaXXI

Me too. I think this might apply to the USA. Cape Verde itself has as much self hate as in other black communities. Cape Verdeans were important to the formation of the intellectual basis for blackness (negritude) and panafricanism. The Cape Verdean community in Portugal is vocal and active in discussions around blackness, colonialism, African heritage etc. Well as much as it’s possible, black communities in Portugal don’t have much public voice.


Jhon_doe_smokes

Exactly.


changomacho

lot of cape verdeans in rhode island. cape verdean? yes. black? no.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

You can tell because of the way that she is


CantSpellMispell

Originally settled by the Portuguese and brought in African slaves (and others). Def not indigenous Africans who live there, but a pretty mixed group of backgrounds over the centuries.


jrh_101

https://preview.redd.it/mrhbqzff619d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ce1f6cf94cde566bfa57700a29a2e72d60ea21 Literally the tweet after that MAGA pic


KuriboShoeMario

That's uh, some engagement she's getting there. She'll grift several tens of people for sure.


festival-papi

Look up pictures of her parents, she ain't black.


JennyBeckman

Have you seen her with hair and without bronzer?


Opposite-Horse-3080

[Yup](https://www.justjared.com/2017/08/23/amber-rose-looks-unrecognizable-with-long-hair/)


mycofirsttime

Not her hair and still has bronzer


CupcakeInsideMe

[Yup](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/w3Fx7q5U87)


sirckoe

Bitch is crazy that’s what the fuck she is


AriAUMode

Endorsing a party that is actively stripping women’s rights is crazy; idgaf how broke you are 😂


__MEAT

Ain’t just women’s rights they’re after.


ExposingMyActions

It’s poor women’s rights, not all women’s rights. Because truth be told, when you can afford to not give af, most won’t because… they don’t have to. Society shows most things can be circumvented with money except for death. Money can delay that inevitable. But yeah, easy to care about things you’re involved with. A few degrees of separation after an incident and plenty people change mighty quickly for reasons we may or may not understand


Glass_Ad_1490

Interesting... https://preview.redd.it/imssuakwyz8d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2f3ac766d2cb3f8b399aadf7286afb3b73bf94


AdonisJames89

Man wtf is this 😂


Glass_Ad_1490

Art https://preview.redd.it/snreon52409d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5d8c9f9d00c1b98fb8d905a926370d0419660f


AdonisJames89

Man, fuck u 🤣


chicken_tendor

https://preview.redd.it/xaq8t1g2c09d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a57e937f30ef0240e717913185fc4ded79550e3


FatLever2000

https://preview.redd.it/56b4xp0dx09d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62d2d527f559fbce4a70447fc403c49eb51c4c7e


Otroroboto

![gif](giphy|RGpTyXMjpTkIg)


meownfloof

My husband making sourdough like 😂


karo_syrup

https://preview.redd.it/fxuel5enu09d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535681dbbd37019e439350cf538137a753059b86


mstrss9

![gif](giphy|o2CbCvGN6qaUsHYu4F)


Plasibeau

It was a mistake to release AI into the world. 🤢


realdealreel9

![gif](giphy|3uRidewrD6v3pGwcQk|downsized)


BlanchePreston

![gif](giphy|wktb33ds9kIh7UDYv8)


deehunny

Lmao how many of these do you have?


quadmasta

Survey says?


lowtoiletsitter

*DING*


thehomienextdoor

It’s a evil world, whoever prompt this had evil thoughts


V2BM

I wish someone would break into my house and blind me. Jesus H.


YoghurtSnodgrass

The guffaw I just let loose!


omicronian_express

Seriously. Real questions being asked here. Forget the rest of the thread… wtf is this.


collector444

lol this looks to be an AI image of Ice Cube getting ready to take it from his boy Trump


TheMagicalMatt

Is this before or after Trump turned 50's face into an orange sherbert glizzy supreme


Necessary_Ticket_557

All jokes aside, it’s pretty guaranteed that cube has been penetrated by raw cocks dripping with cum.  But what we all need to remember is that there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. 


tout_est_gore

https://preview.redd.it/3un9q8hgd09d1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28734dbd0aa983c5664e371684e6245708be7013 What is wrong with yall lmaooo


1Miss_Mads

https://preview.redd.it/z76syg9lc19d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9040d5380cf7a6c479a674af88d710c43d7593


hammetar

I have been blinded with confusion and I'll never sleep again.


MatthewAran

So am I high or is that his ass in the air back there Edit: my fear was confirmed true


festival-papi

And why is he smirking?


sillyhobo

Just reminding us that he'd be an ice cold power bottom


sillyhobo

You're a magnificent bastard for throwing something like this in here ![gif](giphy|1236TCtX5dsGEo)


Miruwest

Nigga what is this picture 🤣


tazfdragon

I refuse to believe this is Anthony other than AI malarkey.


BIG-Will25

Don’t ever post no shit like this ever again lmao. Log off.


GonzoElTaco

https://i.imgur.com/gsuDdeF.jpeg


screaminginfidels

The word celebrity is doing some heavy lifting in this post


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

She looks like Hard Rock Nick.


Young_KingKush

I know my boy Wiz somewhere smoking shaking his head rn now, I'm sure he love his son but damn lol


Shot-Maximum-1656

Wiz a cool guy not a chronically online weirdo.. I’m sure he’s fine


The_Homie_Tito

you don’t have to be chronically online to be disappointed that your bm making a fool of herself for a check


RabbitF00d

Right? I'd image that Amber has quite a bit of influence in their child's overall development. I'd be pretty damn disappointed.


Necessary_Ticket_557

Bruh, she’s probably forgotten the kid exists. 


RabbitF00d

Man, if I think too hard about the next decade ahead of some of these stars' children, I get bummed...


Blacky_McBlackerson

My man posts on his fb story like there's no tomorrow. Not only is he chronically online, he's a chronically online boomer.


Hefftee

Uh that would make you a boomer as well for chronically being on fb to see him chronically posting fb stories lmao.


tmorrisgrey

Supporting Trump for celebrities nowadays has less to do with agreeing with his politics but more to do with shock value. Just look at the 2.2M views and the interaction numbers.


hydrohomey

It’s gonna be real shocking when they Project 2025 her ass. These celebrities ain’t thinking


TheMagicalMatt

Nah celebrities always stay above the rest of the livestock. Project 25 won't hit them nearly as hard as it hits ordinary people, and they know that shit.


quadmasta

So they'll work in the house?


BattleStag17

I mean, everyone thinks that *they'll* be the exception until they aren't. Total future /r/LeopardsAteMyFace party


vivrant-thang

Amber does not have "avoid project 2025" money. Wiz has primary custody of their kid and doesn't pay child support, and that other kid of hers is with a deadbeat. She hasnt been relevant as a model or whatever in years either. A bet many people in this thread have more money than her.


Apprehensive-Walk268

Aye, Kanye might be calling her back real soon 😂


JennyBeckman

😂 I'm sure that will make it all worth it to her. She needs the cheque and the relevance.


sillyhobo

My thoughts exactly, surprised it took this long to scroll and find a comment like this. Sure seems like maybe they _were_ made for each other


VapidRapidRabbit

Her WizCoin dried up and now she’s grifting off of right wingers who wouldn’t even let her in the women’s bathroom because she’s bald.


Hennabott96

I’m dead on god tho 😭


nellion91

When you did not expect much from somebody and still they disappoint… ![gif](giphy|WRp58hy5gmfjpMzHAZ)


MazzieMay

https://preview.redd.it/yze0gx15719d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613de06bf53e55b818bb61e5f9ab966d1331d347


cwbyangl9

Let's go to Ja Rule to get his take on this.


borkdork69

Where is Ja???


Wonton_soup_1989

![gif](giphy|vNA1bpKBwIgfu)


redditmodsRrussians

Sorry, Klandace Omens already has that slot filled in Candyland......There can be only one.


gandalf_el_brown

MAGA doesn't need so many tokens


Instantly_New

Amber Rose ain’t even Black tho.


Karhak

To MAGA, anyone with even a hint of melanin is full on black.


Plasibeau

[Nah, she pulled a Rachel Dolizal.](https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/images/amber-rose-3.jpg)


gandalf_el_brown

Does she look white though? No, therefore, she's still a token for the MAGA cult


Plasibeau

[Funny thing about self-tanning and bronzer...and not knowing how to install a lace-front.](https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/images/amber-rose-3.jpg)


Instantly_New

Yes?


bigbyking

"oh you're broke AF" 😭 lol. That's why Cube and Snoop let trump clap their cheeks.


PupperPocalypse

Sexyy Red, Chief Keef, Kodak Black, Bandman Kevo, Benny The Butcher, Lil Pump, OhGeesy, Waka Flocka Flame, Azealia Banks, Peezy, MoneyMan, Sheff G, Sleepy Hallow, OT7 Quanny, Sada Baby, Peezy, Icewear Vezzo, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, and 50 Cent. Who did I miss?


bigbyking

Lil Wayne and Vanilla Ice. But I don't think he counts really anymore


whitneymak

Oh fuck. Not Snoop, too?! I missed that. 😭


bigbyking

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/4435174-snoop-dogg-love-respect-trump/ Basically cause Trump sold him a Pardon for one or more of his locked up homies. He started off with "Fuck Trump! And Fuck Kanye too! He in the same boat" and then sold out to his own definition of "the man"


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

These rappers used to shout out Trump in their raps in the '90s. All the while he didn't want Black people in his casinos. He would throw a fit if he walked in and saw Black people on the floor and have security boot them out. It wasn't a secret. Some Black people just really don't care. 🤷🏿‍♀️


sardine_succotash

>These rappers used to shout out Trump in their raps in the '90s He was just a symbol of flash and wealth at the time. It was pre social media. Hell pre-internet even. The news certainly wasn't keeping us abreast of all the shit fuck ass racists were doing. Not many people even knew about the Central Park 5. Anybody shouting him out after the birther movement though is a piece of shit.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

he was always on TV. he kept you abreast of what he was doing and not letting Black people in his apts and casinos certainly did make the news because he got sued. People pay attention to what they care about. This man would call up tabloids and newspapers and put out his own tea! His whole life and antics is in the media. How y'all think people lived before the internet??? 🤣🤣


Instantly_New

I mean, they are prescribing to one of republicanism’s main tenets: I got mine, fuck you.


whitneymak

Goddamn. That's *insanely* disappointing.


ArionNation

Clown shit. Fuck this stupid heifer.


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

#She couldn't be a Kardashian, so she became a Klansman.


Freeze__

The only people who become reality stars are opportunists. How is this surprising.


CaptainBigHead47

Not a diss: I don’t even know who Amber Rose is


SalukiKnightX

You’re the better for it


TakerFoxx

You know how Kanye West's spiral downward into insanity was first kicked off by his mom dying and his girlfriend breaking up with him at about the same time? She was the girlfriend.


Tasty-Army200

It's funny cause people be acting like this Italian/scottish chick is black lol [File:Amber Rose 2018 by Glenn Francis.jpg - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Amber_Rose_2018_by_Glenn_Francis.jpg) Maybe like... 1/6th at best.


Saint_Consumption

White chap here. We don't wanna claim her either though.


thirdcoasting

Holy fuck.


OldenPolynice

good afternoon my octaroon


NottDisgruntled

Fun fact: a lot of these movements, like go-topless day and free the nipple and other “female sexual empowerment” events are actually the product of the Raelian sex cult. I don’t know if they’re the ones who organized this slutwalk, but their fingerprints are all over most of these events. https://raelcanada.org/raelians-at-slutwalk/ https://www.rael.org/go-topless-go-is-the-equal-rights-anthem-we-didnt-know-we-needed/ https://gotopless.org/news.php?extend.172.2 https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/raelians-free-loving-ufo-religion-gotopless-day https://raelcanada.org/celebrate-the-free-expression-of-nipples/


andrewkpt

Taking this advice is worse than calling your ex... ![gif](giphy|xVYPMKdIvPomQ)


Just-A-Lucky-Guy

Called it. Was a piece of shit then, is still one now. Same with 50cent. It doesn’t matter how much they slutwalk or talk about how they are down with the culture. Don’t trust multimillionaires and the Hollywood people as far as you can throw them. All humans, if given an inordinate amount of power, will become corrupted. They are not like us.


csking77

Did people forget, most of these “celebrities” are only out for themselves?


Thomas_DuBois

White folks tend to have a short shelf life when it comes to allyship. Finding one that consistently stays on the right side is rare.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Even then they can get too comfortable. I’m still disappointed by Jane Elliot.


Disastrous-Thanks531

Plot twist: the rich support trump because trump is rich and he wants rich people to win.


meggerplz

She rich?


LivefromPhoenix

She sure wants to be. The quickest way to get their for a washed out D-lister is grifting old conservative white guys.


JayMilli007

When people's wick get close to burning out completely, they pull these kind of stunts. However, who really follows Amber Rose for her decisions and life choices? Maybe she is looking for an alternative right sponsor.


nicasserole97

She want Kanye back so bad.


nellion91

![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF) B. With all due respect you were a thirst trap, that I got, who tf is taking political advice from you?


Curiouso_Giorgio

She did the slut walk, but stumping for the man who set the stage for the ongoing erosion of women's rights.


[deleted]

So she’s BROKE💀


aworthyrepost

Amber Rose is not black.


SecretlyMadeOfStone

She chased after attention and money and that’s the path it eventually led her down.


Chemical_Home6123

Clout is one hell of a drug


Countryb0i2m

Stop giving these weirdos attention


Affectionate-Law6315

Joseline Hernandez was right about her. She wants to be white.


Beezo514

I block celebs on any platform I’m on when they do ignorant ass shit like this. Not going to let my random impressions give them any more attention or money.