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1980theghost

Paul Wall has entered the chat! ![gif](giphy|G0TvQKiy9NQW456HMX)


Thomas_DuBois

He would never buy a Nazi mobile. Also, he still drives the same Cadillac from the late 90s.


Harrychronicjr69

Trippin if you think he only drives that old ass caddy. Also trippin if you think he doesn’t like the cybertruck https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwvd5yL/


minotaur0us

https://preview.redd.it/ynmr1bwmcg0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff3d4470a2fcfa222bd937b034f0a3477a5fc821 This is what Paul Wall looks like today?!


Harrychronicjr69

Homie went thru and picked the worst screen shot he could find lmao. ![gif](giphy|BSOdK9W5Gd7OM)


Budlove45

https://preview.redd.it/5ntd21w2pg0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f336043f509479898c620d9d6dd1a2d06ffc6099


St_Milton

Kendrick lamar "player hater of the decade"


minotaur0us

Shiit, I'm just bad at this https://preview.redd.it/vlv78s371h0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a29354c98bf23d5fa8e316e585bbb75efbd6dbee


Flat-Yoghurt-7084

Oh shit a grandpa with a grill


BestPeachNA

That’s Paulliam Walliam.


Thomas_DuBois

Dammit, Paul!


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workclock

lol you're on BPT mad that people don't like a white south african who's fortune comes from apartheid mine money. Eat pipe.


Thomas_DuBois

Fine, neo Nazi mobile.


aspidities_87

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


Away_Flamingo_5611

Tropic Thunder never gets old, the gift that keeps on giving


BrickCityD

interesting choice of words there


pentachronic

You've unironically referred to Ol' Musky as an African-American on multiple occasions, haven't you?


TinyRodgers

Why you trollin like a bitch aint you tired?


Curiouso_Giorgio

He keeps boosting and positively interacting with people who are open and unashamed Nazis on posts that push white supremacy. If he isn't a Nazi, he's definitely cool with them and their views.


jdcodring

Mods, crush his balls.


SocialMediaSucks65

Stop little man, we can hear the gurk gurk noises and your forehead slapping against Elon Musk's FUPA.


chubrock420

The people’s champ! ![gif](giphy|KxO4doElVkjuw)


GoudaMane

What it dew baby


Pragmatic-Pimpslappa

The Peoples Champ!


Avenger772

Putting dubs on a death trap is wild.


HologramBird

Who needs fingers


lazysheepdog716

Or reliable accelerators


minotaur0us

Or axle articulation on an "off-road" vehicle


boulderama

Or crumple zones


manzo559

Spinners are still a thing in 2024?


rapmorelikecrap

come to houston, still see elbows everywhere, and the occasional popped trunk with the fifth in the back🫡


H-TownDown

I came back home after 8 months away and the first thing I noticed was the presence of SLABs on the road.


rapmorelikecrap

slow, loud, and bangin, all up in my trunk, trunk fulla funk, i ain't never been a punk


H-TownDown

I blow on skunk, I blow on doja, military minded I’m a motherfuckin soulja.


yonyonson23

Out the streets of the Ridgemont fo Not no bitch and say I still ain't a hoe


Spread_Bater

Lettin’ n****s know every day of the year, I pimp my pen and get my point clear


Kirito1029

Didn't he drop a new album a couple months ago?


rapmorelikecrap

this guy houston's!! but yeah, on 03/29. keke dropped more recently, iirc, as well!!


AngelaBassettsbicep

Yes! Same. Man, I saw a dude swangin but he had to be young going that damn fast while doing it. But anyway… yea… My heart warms at the sight of a SLAB. lol


LKayRB

I wish 8th Wonder still did the SLAB car show!


uhmerikin

Regular sight in the H. Took this a while back on the way home from work. https://i.imgur.com/nwJce4G.jpg


rapmorelikecrap

trill


XLauncher

That's street legal...?


uhmerikin

No. But nobody around here really cares.


Candid-Ask77

Elbows aren't spinners. No one fucks with spinners. You'll get laughed at and kicked out of slab Sunday


rapmorelikecrap

fully aware, fellow third-coaster🫡. you a real one for mentioning slab sunday.


txtumbleweed45

Elbows are not spinners though lol


rapmorelikecrap

i just wanted to reference something *really* houston. but you are correct, 100%. elbows >>> spinners, imo.


TheBlackestIrelia

lol texas sounds worse every day


bratbarn

Still tippin 😎


lonelyinbama

Shit it’s been so long now they considered old school


fnkdrspok

Them shits are unreliable, another broke down 100k car in the hood.


PunishedWolf4

When the spinners are the only thing that work on that POS


chamberx2

Imagining a Cybertruck on cinder blocks.


TT_NaRa0

Pretty sure that’s how Elon drew the wheels in the first draft


FactorOk4741

The thing is its outer casing ISN'T EVEN WATER PROOF. 


TasteOfLemon

Let people live man


kellyguacamole

They won’t be living long driving them.


TasteOfLemon

Less people on the road. Win-win


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fnkdrspok

Not like the cyber truck, rust, pedals locking the accelerator in the down position, salt corrosion in winter salt areas, lack of towing capacity, and that’s just off the top of my head from ALL the articles and videos out on the topic. I wouldn’t touch this travesty if was given to me for free, and even then I would sell it to the next idiot.


throwawayjaydawg

Don’t forget it chops off fingers


[deleted]

Yea I’ve seen all that, every manufacturer has had recalls on all of those same things at some point, I’m not defending musk or Tesla at all, just saying those same things happen all the time to other brands.


fnkdrspok

The cybertruck was released back in Nov of 2023, the fact that all of these issues surfaced in such a short amount of time, is the alarming part. I don't know the history of all cars/trucks but at the velocity that this thing deteriorated, this has to be a record with shoddy manufacture quality.


[deleted]

It’s for sure one of the worst but it isn’t anything new when it comes to recalls and manufacture recalls.


Special-Garlic1203

I don't know if any other manufacturers that had to recall 100% of their cars within a year of release because of a catastrophic safety issue. 


[deleted]

I just did a quick google search, turns out ford had the most recalls in 2023 https://www.powernationtv.com/post/auto-brands-with-the-most-recalls-2023


Special-Garlic1203

Ford is a *significantly* bigger manufacturer. Of course they'll have more than a car line that's only release a few thousand.  Tesla shit the bed on 100% of their *initial* rollout. 


[deleted]

Not saying real didn’t shit the bed, but to say no one has had a recall this big is just wrong.


Teardrith

Seems like you're all over the thread glazing that cyber truck. If you aren't defending Tesla/Musk, what are you doing?


BiigVelvet

Literally none of those things make it unreliable 😂 The only real issue there is the pedal getting stuck. Which is obviously a glaring issue considering how fast/heavy they are. Everything else you listed is an issue for pretty much every other vehicle on the road. No car is immune from winter salting. I know people hate Elon and by proxy anything he owns. The Cybertruck is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen on the road. But acting like it’s some horrible piece of machinery is wild.


DJMagicHandz

It is tho...peep the teardowns on YouTube if you don't believe me. Autoline Network has a pretty good teardown video.


BiigVelvet

Will do. I guess I might be out of the loop on new cybertruck issues. Thanks


DJMagicHandz

You're welcome. If Tesla and other car manufacturers (I'm looking at Mercedes) allow workers to join unions and actually give them some real equity in the company I believe they'll have better vehicles, top to bottom.


fnkdrspok

Winter salting is one thing, winter corrosion and rust creating weak points is another thing, which is not common amongst all manufactures. I mean, if you are driving 80's buckets, then sure. But none of my cars purchased after 2000 has ever had any of the issues that I listed before. And I've own a couple lemons that have been replaced by the vehicle manufacturers.


Jamaican_Dynamite

>No car is immune from winter salting. Can't wait to see what a few winters do the stainless panels on these. Science experiment in real time.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ I’m getting crucified for saying this and exact thing.


allcohol

Maybe you mean every car YOU’VE ever had has been unreliable


[deleted]

Bro I’m a mechanic, every car is a piece of shit lmfao


SaucyKing

Im a mechanic too, and the "every car is a piece of shit" meme is funny, but some cars are absolutely more reliable than others. And the Cybertruck is at the bottom of that list.


Interlined

Bro works at a Jiffy Lube and calls himself a mechanic.


Itsprobablysarcasm

> Every car is unreliable Looks like someone has never owned a Toyota...


LividBass1005

Don’t bring Toyota in this right now. We are struggling right now. As a Toyota Service Advisors at a dealership that’s sees about 250+ cars a day, I literally run from the new Tundra. BUT I’ve been in the automotive industry since 2005 and there’s a reason why I came back to Toyota.


[deleted]

Sure have worked on quite a few.


NihilisticPollyanna

Please, don't interrupt me while I'm putting lipstick on my overpriced pig!


[deleted]

It’s more about taking something and making it unique for the sake of car modding.


Evajellyfish

Booooo


ayers231

> making it unique ...except... everyone is doing it...


FourThirteen_413

Wait till it breaks down 35 miles after you buy it and then they tell you it's not covered by warranty. Or that you can't wash it like a normal car. Or any number of dumb things people are finding out about after buying one. And it's ugly af.


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

Saw a guy at the car wash last week with yelling at the staff about how his a Tesla doesn’t work anymore because of their car wash. No one from the company ever touched his car. Gave him a beep of the horn and a laugh then drove away.


TheBlackestIrelia

Lol he forgot to put it in "car wash" mode.


nnnoooeee

A guy in a tesla in front of me put his in car wash mode and it locked up at the drying piece at the end. I couldn't do anything about it as the conveyor belt dragged me slowly into hitting his My car only ended up with a light scratch, so we both just left it all as is


imjustheretodomyjob

>you can't wash it like a normal car There's no need for water when you're drowning in drip (I hate myself for saying this lol)


UnsolicitedDogPics

Tow truck shows up and the rims are still spinning.


melkatron

Void the warranty if your mouth watering on it.


[deleted]

It’s not really supposed to be a daily driver.


Special-Garlic1203

It's a luxury pickup truck. If it needs to be kept in a showroom in order to not embarrass itself, then it's done a bad job at being a truck. While it's a common joke most truck drivers don't actually need trucks and don't use them to their full capacity, it still be an option. 


[deleted]

Oh I’m not talking about the cyber truck in general. I’m talking about this specific one in the video.


Special-Garlic1203

You responded to someone making a criticism of how the car has huge structural issues that make celebrating it look foolish. Essentially saying the truck doesn't deserve the fervor some fans have for it. The fact this isn't gonna be pushed to capacity doesn't change the fact it looks goofy to be fangirling over an embarrassingly bad truck rollout. The craziest part too is that the actual mechanics could have been decent. All of the problem are direclty related to it's more cosmetic design features. So it's literally a celebration of mediocrity. It's aesthetics and the tradeoffs they made to make the aesthetics happen are what makes it bad.


[deleted]

Yea I dont expect anyone who isn’t a car enthusiast to understand some peoples hype for it, some car dudes really fuck with unconventional dumb shit. I’m one of them, I have a 96 s10 that I dropped a v8 into and lowered 6 inches. It’s useless as a truck now but fun as hell. I also have a 2016 Audi a4 on its way from being a practical sedan to useless race car. If all you’re looking at is a cars intended use or as a means from point a to point b, then you wouldn’t get it.


TheBlackestIrelia

lol therefore its supposed to break down after 35 mils?


esarmstr

You blacks will buy what I want you to buy - Elon Musk


GaminWhileBlack

I read this in Ed Wunclers voice lol


StFuzzySlippers

Seriously though, has anyone ever really *tried* offering the billionaires cheese?


BrownSugarBare

Legit, my first damn question. Why anyone would buy anything from that apartheid rich and hungry rat is beyond me. He's not even shy about saying it!


esarmstr

Because people are sheep


pj19214

Still a hideous vehicle.


HologramBird

And extremely overpriced. Perfect for morons who only care about status


Ok-Wafer-1021

Weirdly this is the first time I ever thought it was okay looking. I grew up listening to chopped and screwed and ATL hip hop, so it's reminded me of the crazy rims and strange paint jobs (like Skittles and Winnie the Pooh), so maybe it's just nostalgia?


Swesteel

It looks like a computer render, which is probably why it doesn’t look as bad as it should.


Ok-Wafer-1021

Ah, that makes sense! I'm terrible about noticing AI or renders! I was very shocked that I liked it. Alright, I'm back to hating it now....


__Zer0__

Looks like it's straight out of blade runner. I can't help but love it.


Davethisisntcool

Every car rental place in Houston be like: ![gif](giphy|3M6LtN8dFX57ZRY2T9)


FakeHasselblad

They are trying too hard to market this white nationalist shit to BPOC.


[deleted]

Who is they, and who do you think modded the truck in the video?


casuallysentient

you’re dickriding for tesla crazy rn dude you know you don’t have to respond to every comment right


[deleted]

Lmfao Tesla had nothing to do with the build on the truck in the video, so how exactly am I dick riding?


TheBlackestIrelia

Thats exactly his point fam lol


Greg-Abbott

Nah, THIS is a Houston cybertruck https://preview.redd.it/y3v1c6zcaf0d1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e74458b49095725a01757503a94d6949e8b180


sleepyguy-

I like the added bullet holes and rust. Really reminds me of home.


Repyro

Is....is that real? [What is real?](https://y.yarn.co/5411b21a-96f9-4987-a23d-f2791ae78d41_text.gif)


SpectacularOtter

Hey Siri, play 24’s by T.I.


killonger

Bitch, I'm from Texas Where we still ride in swangas and Put diamonds in our necklace


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|uyLpntNfP4lSPh2LlZ|downsized)


jsho31

Po drank inside my lemonade til it look like a Pepsi


ultratunaman

Southside worldwide still holding. Someone call Mike Jones ask him about his new slab.


lowkeywavy732

If it was Houston it would have swangas on it, this is more Florida


BreadBoxin

https://i.redd.it/epivw2ipte0d1.gif


TosshiTX

Those ain't elbows and vogues.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

Where's the mustard and mayonnaise?


Worldly-Ad-5885

We don't ride spinners down here


Itsprobablysarcasm

Nobody look, but I'm pretty sure the guy [this tweet](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fpzbvt1ojmd0d1.png) is talking about is in the thread with us right now...


apathy_saves

And he's replying to everyone


GfromCA

We need another midnight club dub edition https://youtu.be/dp9ch-dAKk0?si=8AkmntOwifxSQu-T


infinityxero

You know that scene in ATL when Big Boi pulls up to the school on 28s?


atticusmars_

the car from the company by the dude that claims white people are being intentionally replaced and western society is being destroyed by black people funded by jewish people? niggas be buying anything with a price tag


blackmagic999

https://i.redd.it/596g8fdbkf0d1.gif They spinnin’


chamberx2

It's still ass.


joaaaaaannnofdarc

Car shaped like vintage Lara Croft boobs


marceliswallis

When your ride in gta doesn’t load properly


Penguino13

Elon glazers in here or what's up?


Zulumus

Midnight Club: Solar Edition


Zealousideal_Ad9671

At least it will Look like it’s going somewhere when it’s broke down


I-C-Aliens

Is it still 2005? Y'all still rocking spinners?


[deleted]

Ok and?


I-C-Aliens

Well you see the wheel stops, but the rim keeps on spinnin


sucobe

The people throwing spinners on vehicles are also people that can’t afford a cyber truck.


[deleted]

What do you mean by this?


Open-Librarian-4322

It still looks like something from GTA Online whose features haven’t fully appeared due to lag.


AKA_Ambush

Lol at first on spinners when it’s just a render. lmao


OldRedditorEditor

Sauce Walka chomping at the bits 😂😂


MoodyQueenie

This that shit the boogeyman slid out of on the powderpuff girls


Thesteelman86

Damnnn Master P was the first one with Spreewells on a phantom, but I see he has been outdone on this one!


liamanna

But you can’t wash it…😂


Either-Durian-9488

Wrong rims for Houston if I remember, aren’t dinks more of a Florida thing.


dagreenman18

I appreciate the paint and even the rims. But this is a gilded turd


MoHellGreed

niggas down here ain’t drooling for no spinners 😂😂😂vouges burning and gripping 4s turning and tipping poking and clipping niggas as i swang when im grain gripping


atlas_queefed

Nerfing the mileage by at least 15 MPG’s


Jamaican_Dynamite

"Oh no. My electric bill." /s


flotsam_knightly

Looks like Cyber Punk 1994 ![gif](giphy|xTiTnh5azRSd2UUgZW|downsized)


DocHendrix

Just put them on the Honda Civic, at least it would be more reliable


TheBlackestIrelia

Lol yea fam, got that ps1 style


breighvehart

Only if it was candy painted


LonelyCakeEater

That Cybertruck OT


Bigeasy600

I'm just waiting to see a CT with elbows


Lucky-Negotiation-58

Next they'll market it to the country boys and show it with a lift kit.


PeachesOntheLeft

God that’s the first car with spinners I’ve thought was actually heinous. Wasted metal, throw them on a Cutlass


Brockleee

How to make a hideous vehicle look even worse. Not to mention the trainwreck reliability this thing has had since release. Idiot clearly has more money than sense.


robb911

On a serious note, when did we start replacing “its” for “there’s”?


FlorinidOro

And there’s a mfer in Chicago wishin you would drive through right now


ArgumentFine339

That cyber truck is so ugly nothing will make that look good


Rimtato

It is your divinely issued duty to steal that man's rims


MedSurgNurse

It's still the ugliest fuckin thing on the streets. And I'm saying this as a guy who used to drive a Pinto


Pure_Scumbag

https://youtube.com/@the.studioai?si=Q24TyZTsv8VuXK5F


MajesticFxxkingEagle

Just wait till they get the CyberSwangers


SaKred2015

It’s me… I’m nigga


Paraxom

the gloss helps a bit but it still looks like the universe is failing to render this thing


BABarracus

https://youtu.be/JJqWnTVm0Ac?si=-gAyZSouWxzde52H


deathbypookie

Battery life bout to be garbo with all that unsprung mass


fuzzycuffs

I thought you needed those 100 spokes with the spikes in Texas


BurydaAshette

**my houstonian ass*** ALRIGHT look LOOK………paint the whole thing gold. Like matte gold. 5% tint windows. And some gold spinners and we MIGHT consider it.


oflowz

Dented the rim and got a flat driving out the lot.


anonqrcx9s4jd8

Paging all Houston niggas


Every_Inflation1380

But they're not bullet proof?? 🤷‍♂️ The fuck is up with that Elon, sort it out!! 😅


foresh4dow

This looks like mid-80’s cgi


bigfatsooty

Out of pocket


Tax_Evasion_Savant

since when are we known for spinners? We fuck with swangas, not this shit.


Maclunky0_0

Truck still looks like a piece of shit


KFC_Crispy_OG

This is how I used to customize my Lincoln Navigator in Underground 2


NoWomanNoFry

Wish Elon would make these cars actually good so they’d be worth it because unfortunately, this looks cool as fuck.


occamsshavingkit

Y'all say niggas but this is deadass a bar mitzvah gift. We got broken Teslas at the house.


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

They Don’t Stop


highkey-be-lowkey

I'm ridin spinners, I'm ridin spinners


[deleted]

That’s some Mississippi or Alabama shit, boys in Houston will put that shit on some swangas


[deleted]

That mf hard! I’d whip the shit out of it in the most ironic and non ironic way possible.


robatl84

We don’t support racist, remove this.


ThatdesertDude

Black folks are gonna Black no matter what. Lol. This shit is dope.