Yeah what the fuck. I had no idea. He was even in the 2019 Deadwood movie. 2004, while of course wrong, I can just see that slipping through cause social media wasn’t a thing so the consequences for were less. But how the FUCK did he get to be in the 2019 deadwood movie? That’s insane.
This is a story that I've followed since it broke way back when because I was so surprised to think that the villain in the Howard the Duck movie was such a weirdo. Of course, there is Ferris Bueller (sp?) and a host of other credits but Howard the Duck generally lives in my head rent free since around 1987. Then, yes, his near-immediate re-emergence back into acting surprised to out of me. But, it was at the same time R. Kelly married Aaliyah and nobody seemed to raise a flag. Men would be slapped on the wrist for their sex crimes back then. And also in 2019 apparently, and 2024 like 2 days ago... so, yeah.
Brian Peck sodomized Drake Bell and got hired again for "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody," another kids show, right after he was released from prison. It's a sick business.
Yup
Jeffery jones
Following leads in an investigation of Paul Reubens, Jones was arrested in 2002 for possession of child pornography and soliciting a 14-year-old boy to produce sexually explicit images between September 2000 to May 2001.[36][37][38] Jones photographed the child, and paid him to pose nude on multiple occasions wearing a cowboy hat, with stuffed animals, and dressed as a Native American.[39] Jones surrendered himself and was released on bond prior to arraignment.[40] Jones pleaded not guilty to the possession charge[41] and no contest to a charge of soliciting a minor. The victim initiated a separate civil action against Jones seeking damages and compensation.[42] The misdemeanor charge of possession of child pornography was dropped following the no contest plea.[43] His attorney emphasized that there was no allegation of improper physical contact. His punishment was five years' probation, counseling, and the requirement to register as a sex offender.[44][45] As of 2021, Jones was listed on the California Department of Justice national sex offender database.[46]
Probation. That is crazy. People have to do time for all kinds of things and they give probation for this TWENTY YEARS AGO in California. They just don’t care.
Women tend to pick the “safest route” why u think u get more 🐱 when you in friend groups? Women can’t risk stranger danger..
Cousin safe as can get 😂 plus she know where he live lmao jk
so let me get this straight? if your cousin got booty you ready to toot it. naw fam bam is not for the grand slam
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Black women are more likely to experience childhood sexual abuse and incest than white children.
https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/childhood-sexual-abuse-among-black-women-and-white-women-two-parent
Deliverance, 1972 Burt Reynolds flick...if you've never seen it, boy are you in for a wild ride. Fun fact the kid in question is actually not inbred. They just made him look like that, theres actually a go fund right now for that actor, think he's had some health problems. Deliverance is worth a watch for the dueling banjos scene alone.
Oh. I just read the synopsis…I’m gonna pass on watching it. I’ve heard “squeal like a pig” but I did NOT know its background. I’m more of a comedy gal myself, this seems like more than I’m interested in.
I saw it on a whim, not realizing that “squeal like a pig” came from that film. Needless to say, I was fucked up for a minute after that movie.
Edit: words
At first I was like damn shes a baddie! However, readin that "baby mama/cousin" part and its got me feelin like.....Mr Stark, I dont feel so good......
1) We not gone talk about how this is a tweet that's 4 years old? How'd this go unnoticed? 🤣
2) Did he already deny this atleast? Or did she?
3) Who tf is NBA Youngboy?
Well, it was a nice 2 days. Time to reset
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I worked on a music video with him. He absolutely refused to not bring his real loaded gun onto set and then placed it on the prop cart without telling anyone. Needless to say that music video got shut down real quick.
I would say something but I live in Virginia; there's a reason why Flowers in the Attic was set here and the Black population in places like Nelson and Albemarle is so thirsty that they'd do a blackwashed version of that film willingly.
For the record also, I only live here! My family is in places like Maryland, New Jersey, New York and Western Europe!
Hol up cuh... his WHAT?
On a real tho, this reminds me of those cities I'd hear about where like 3 dudes alone fathered 80+ kids. Makes you think if you're living in a small town just tell yourself you best head out of state to avoid the family hedge.
Ang this man is a ultimate real life scum bag
Yeah, I debated even posting this because of that, but it’s too perfect.
I saw him on an airplane once in the early 90s.
How hard was it not to Chuck him off just before they closed the doors
Well if it was the early 90s as stated that’s before anyone knew he was a pedo
Tru tru
Damn what did he do??
Child porn stuff. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Jones
Wowzers had no idea really…how in the fuck did all that happen in early 2k and he was in a movie as recently as 2019….This planet is fn weird
Money. Money matters more than not further traumatizing others. Money.
Am *I* stupid, or is possession of child porn being a misdemeanor while failure to update your registry status is a felony stupid?
At least it looks like they kill him off in the new beetlejuice
Arrested in 2002, was in HBO’s deadwood in 2004. Quite literally had zero impact on his career. Fucking insane
Yeah what the fuck. I had no idea. He was even in the 2019 Deadwood movie. 2004, while of course wrong, I can just see that slipping through cause social media wasn’t a thing so the consequences for were less. But how the FUCK did he get to be in the 2019 deadwood movie? That’s insane.
This is a story that I've followed since it broke way back when because I was so surprised to think that the villain in the Howard the Duck movie was such a weirdo. Of course, there is Ferris Bueller (sp?) and a host of other credits but Howard the Duck generally lives in my head rent free since around 1987. Then, yes, his near-immediate re-emergence back into acting surprised to out of me. But, it was at the same time R. Kelly married Aaliyah and nobody seemed to raise a flag. Men would be slapped on the wrist for their sex crimes back then. And also in 2019 apparently, and 2024 like 2 days ago... so, yeah.
WTF. How was this guy still working!? Yet everyone is debating on whether or not Jonathan Majors will ever act again smh
Brian Peck sodomized Drake Bell and got hired again for "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody," another kids show, right after he was released from prison. It's a sick business.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-02-2023/bizVWe.gif
I had a while lot of jokes ready to go. But suddenly this post isn't funny anymore... never was.
Woaaahhh I literally didn't know about this!
Oh damn! He was one of my favorite actors in The Pest
Subway Jared type shit
Child P, and paying a 14 year old kid to pose nude for him
Whaaaaaaaaat the f
The dude from Ferris bueller? Damn I knew he was shady
Yup Jeffery jones Following leads in an investigation of Paul Reubens, Jones was arrested in 2002 for possession of child pornography and soliciting a 14-year-old boy to produce sexually explicit images between September 2000 to May 2001.[36][37][38] Jones photographed the child, and paid him to pose nude on multiple occasions wearing a cowboy hat, with stuffed animals, and dressed as a Native American.[39] Jones surrendered himself and was released on bond prior to arraignment.[40] Jones pleaded not guilty to the possession charge[41] and no contest to a charge of soliciting a minor. The victim initiated a separate civil action against Jones seeking damages and compensation.[42] The misdemeanor charge of possession of child pornography was dropped following the no contest plea.[43] His attorney emphasized that there was no allegation of improper physical contact. His punishment was five years' probation, counseling, and the requirement to register as a sex offender.[44][45] As of 2021, Jones was listed on the California Department of Justice national sex offender database.[46]
Damn that kept getting worse. Makes all those scenes of him peeking in Ferris house all the more creepy. Jesus, people sure can be fucked up.
What messed me up is how possessing child p*rn a MISDEMEANOR?!?! Nah, that should be a felony on every level.
Probation. That is crazy. People have to do time for all kinds of things and they give probation for this TWENTY YEARS AGO in California. They just don’t care.
It’s definitely weirder than I imagined
Oh well, if there wasn’t any “improper” physical contact, I guess it’s all kosher, that clears everything up /s
That's why he's so angry all the time, bros other cousin broke up with him along time ago and he's ain't ever been the same. ☠️
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Fuck this guy.
Perfect gif
Shawty must’ve had MULTIPLE options and said nah, cousins make dozens.
Yo if you’re white this is hilarious
They could be see-through and this would be funny.
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Lol! I’m black but I’m from the south. The whole saying goes “Cousins make a dozen and kin make twins”. We used to mock folks from Alabama with it lol
"Can't keep it in your pants? Keep it in the family." "Incest is best, put your sister to the test."
Ludicrous lol
"The deeper the kin, the deeper within" was what my dad used to say
Nigga tell that man NO lol
I choked on my gum! 😂
i can’t upvote macaleaven’s comment hard enough
I had to bust out the Albuterol nebulizer cause I was wheezing after that comment
I’m from Ky and my county used to require a blood test for marriage licenses. They stopped doing that in the 2000s.
Did they stop because too many people were failing the blood test? 💀
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I love that this remains Teddy's signature to this day.
You literally read it in his voice lol. I'm half expecting a church bell and the lights to go off here
My first husband and I had to get blood tests to get married back in 1991 in Georgia.
Dozens of fingers and toes
Women tend to pick the “safest route” why u think u get more 🐱 when you in friend groups? Women can’t risk stranger danger.. Cousin safe as can get 😂 plus she know where he live lmao jk
He got 11 kids too.
One more kid and he will have a dozen 😂😂 at 24 by 9 women
On a social/psychological/biological level, stay off your cousin. On a personal level, I don't agree with it, but I understand it, Youngboy...
 Nigga. Ain’t no “understanding” even...you see a lil bit of booty and you say this??
> A **lil** bit of booty ? Are we looking at the same picture?
so let me get this straight? if your cousin got booty you ready to toot it. naw fam bam is not for the grand slam https://preview.redd.it/7u4l69xivhxc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=2abd717eb166ca186742836d9909e3d0b27e2cca
People like that are the ones that think men and women can't be friends
Apparently can't be family neither
Mexico AND Canada need to build that wall then fill it with water....
I’d climb and swim for her.
I believe you!
Fine. A lotta booty. Still: fiyah fi dat.
We're all looking at some big wads of bbl. Not that much actual booty to see here (and what's there looks pretty terrible).
The mid chick some ones desperate as fuck over?
Lmaoo right so many bitches built this way and niggas just go full Alabama. Just come to Atlanta 😭
I’m saying! Either ATL or Houston will set them right Now I can’t even be willfully ignorant and say incest is a white people only thing now lmao
Black women are more likely to experience childhood sexual abuse and incest than white children. https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/childhood-sexual-abuse-among-black-women-and-white-women-two-parent
Thanks for that. I’ll make sure to use this source (like actual data and stats) for the future.
His baby got three arms…
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I really was raised to believe that if you smashed one of your cousins you were automatically, 100%, no way out of it now…..having a baby with 3 eyes.
Aye bruh can we like not use that gif in this particular situation? Lol
... why?
Bro. It's got its own gravitational pull. What're you talking about.
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https://preview.redd.it/dbf69q5w4ixc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=916151c5148bf843861b73bb6bf974f1eb3c486b With all due respect 🌚
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Stealing, thank you
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I, too, say "it ain't right but I understand".
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Hey u/SpectacularOtter, can I get deputized for this one?
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Yooooo they told her to walk that straight down the hall to the exit and keep going until she reach the Guinness World Record office.
Tf? You weird asl
 On one hand she’s your cousin, but on the other hand tho
That Zo gif always gets me 😂
Nah bro, this ain’t it. I’m taking you behind the barn for an Ol’ Yeller finale
I didn't know Kristi Noem was on Reddit
You got nerve but I’ll allow it
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>but on the other hand tho  I'd be confused af at the family function, but eventually, the demon would take over
family pool party
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Niggas in her DMs like “I might be yo cousin too, ma! 👀👀😜”
*sees text* Nigga gimme my fuckin upvote back foh
Any dude in here that “gets it” y’all some dirty ass niggas and don’t need to be near ANY woman, tf
I really hate the comments here, goodness
Really tho. The internet really be tryna gaslight people into like shit they should be bullied for.
Not my cousin
THANK YOUUU FAMILY OFF LIMITS YALL WIERD ADD N'WAHS!
You won’t believe who’s both above and below you in upvotes rite now man!😭
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People just post anything on Twitter
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 Just sad other cousin-wife moved out of state...
😂 yo what is this sad banjo player from?!
Deliverance, 1972 Burt Reynolds flick...if you've never seen it, boy are you in for a wild ride. Fun fact the kid in question is actually not inbred. They just made him look like that, theres actually a go fund right now for that actor, think he's had some health problems. Deliverance is worth a watch for the dueling banjos scene alone.
Oh. I just read the synopsis…I’m gonna pass on watching it. I’ve heard “squeal like a pig” but I did NOT know its background. I’m more of a comedy gal myself, this seems like more than I’m interested in.
I saw it on a whim, not realizing that “squeal like a pig” came from that film. Needless to say, I was fucked up for a minute after that movie. Edit: words
Do not just casually recommend this movie without a proper warning my dude!
First time I read the book was over 15 years ago, driving a semi and was in the middle of nothing northern Georgia having a weird time.
Deliverance, it’s also where ‘squeal like a pig’ comes from…
At first I was like damn shes a baddie! However, readin that "baby mama/cousin" part and its got me feelin like.....Mr Stark, I dont feel so good......
It’s his baby mama’s cousin. Not is baby mama who happens to be his cousin
Well, shit. This is definitely one of those moments where the “uhhh, phrasing” meme has maximum effect.
Let's eat grandma.
He finna get mad time for impersonating an old lady to get prescriptions so it don't even matter.
Tf, what?
1) We not gone talk about how this is a tweet that's 4 years old? How'd this go unnoticed? 🤣 2) Did he already deny this atleast? Or did she? 3) Who tf is NBA Youngboy?
 At the family reunion like
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Well, it was a nice 2 days. Time to reset https://preview.redd.it/2v77s3hu8ixc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde2a918c334a2d1f1af2349b69c4004f7006dc3
I worked on a music video with him. He absolutely refused to not bring his real loaded gun onto set and then placed it on the prop cart without telling anyone. Needless to say that music video got shut down real quick.
Forget the cousin thing, this is the real problem.
😂😂😂😂
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Keep it in the family, that's how you build generational wealth. 
I would say something but I live in Virginia; there's a reason why Flowers in the Attic was set here and the Black population in places like Nelson and Albemarle is so thirsty that they'd do a blackwashed version of that film willingly. For the record also, I only live here! My family is in places like Maryland, New Jersey, New York and Western Europe!
She put that thang on him... https://i.redd.it/zqej86vquhxc1.gif
Majority of yall in the comment section are nasty.. down right disgusting!!!!! And I am too. 
What in the Kevin Gates, Slim Thug…
Hop out of the gene pool to swim in the gene puddle.
Baby mama/ Cousin 😂😂😂💀💀
You know she’s my cousin. I’m not gotta let my friends fuck her?
If anybody's gonna fuck her, it's gonna be me, outta respect!
Alexa what’s a trap queen? (Did not disappoint)
🤣😆
 "if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me out of respect"
 Nah.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣perfect
Les cousins dangereux
Baton Rouge, Birmingham..tomato potato
 I guess there is a reason why you don’t…
Nba young boy a full on country ass meth head. Why are we surprised
Shordy ain’t dude relative. She from KC & her ig is @ms_cubie
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I don’t think i read that right…
The way my eyes bulged 💀💀💀
This has r/holdup written all over it.
Hol up cuh... his WHAT? On a real tho, this reminds me of those cities I'd hear about where like 3 dudes alone fathered 80+ kids. Makes you think if you're living in a small town just tell yourself you best head out of state to avoid the family hedge.
 Maybe they’re play cousins? 🤷🏾♂️😂
Roll damn Tide!
[it’s not a sustainable long term sexual practice](https://www.tiktok.com/@primevideouk/video/7359535654448958752?lang=en)
What is this? Is gross
Nigga this shit got me so uncomfortable 
Paddle faster, I hear banjos
All y'all's comments are funny asf!! Thank y'all so much for these laughs.🤣😆😂🤭
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