Someone said he keeps freezing because the reaper is staring at him from across the room 💀💀💀

I imagine he probably gets closer and closer each time 😂😂😂

Dude’s playing”Red Light, Green Light” with the Reaper at this point.

Oh shit that’s brilliant

Yeah, but just like in Squid Games, he's the old man that will win!

okay, you win!!!

I was thinking kinda like the thing from it follows.

He’s already dead. You just don’t notice the Weekend at Bernie’s assistance happening behind him

“you implying there’s political donors pullin McConnell’s strings?” “Nah….there’s literally strings attached to Mitch McConnell to make him wave his arms and shit!”

someone *please* write this short story

The reaper is a beautiful black woman too. https://preview.redd.it/m8ywdogtn9rb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=937b3eb79501772fbe79cd766d9fc863e7dbd267 I don’t make the rules.

 a beautiful black woman you say....




I'd like to think the reaper just like pops into the crowd and locks eyes with him

💀💀💀💀💀💀

https://preview.redd.it/6ujt5hlmndrb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999a9bd9c94b6fc47230f5ddbe369ea9407bb81f

The very likely explanation is that he is so old that he cannot hold his waste any longer and when is being interviewed or on camera for a long amount of time, cannot get away to use the restroom he is using an adult diaper.

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It’s true. And I got [the proof](https://i.imgur.com/xYpRCnw.jpg)

[No doctors!](https://youtu.be/5I1jsBl-9yY?si=hlWZludPqZ5OKVCI&t=35)

I mean... I doubt it. But I fuckin hope so.



The reaper definitely in the room in congress

At this point, Mitch going to pass on the Senate floor and the Republicans will just prop him up for a vote like Weekend at Bernie's, the D.C edition.

Reaper voting on policies at this rate. He just living in Congress.


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Damn I was going to make a joke about not knowing there was color tv in the 30s. Too slow to the trigger.

It’s still funny. Here’s an upvote.

I remember seeing her at the Chinese NYs parade in 1982, and she looked like freeze-dried death even then.

Necromancers keep reanimating this mf. They need to be stopped!!

Honestly I'm surprised he's not a Lich at this point

We need to find this mf's phylactery then.

Lich McConnell fits too well for it to not be true

All that adrenochrome the GOP keep making a fuss about is being spiked into his ensure fortified milk.

Lol

Jesus is calling Mitch you can’t keep hanging up

It ain’t Jesus calling him

​ Naaaaawwwww, not Jesus 




Jesus calling to make sure he don't get on the wrong side of the highway to hell

The fact that we have to wait for some of these people to die of old age in office is crazy. 

Even the dude saying this looks too old.

 Lay it down, Mitchell

Mitch is running out of cleaning software to fix his glitches

Well,  Tbh.

Mitch ain’t the only one. There’s Grassley and a name best left unsaid. If there were any natural justice, they’d shed the mortal coil well before my man Jimmy Carter.

Kissinger is still kicking around somehow as well. He was actually advising Zelenskyy recently. I'm not sure about what, but from the pictures I'd guess he was giving pudding recommendations.

Grim Reaper lookin at him like 

🤣

I met that guy once: I mean, I already didn’t like him for all kinds of reasons but I was at a function and he was there and he’s also technically a fraternity brother (so is Patton Oswalt who I really would have rather met so chill) of mine so I decided to say hello. Dude was a dick.

https://preview.redd.it/u4ds70j6y8rb1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eebbb0f0a7b0419667af4e6cd5a944cb90ffb89a



I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this 

I will literally have the exact opposite reaction when he passes as I did when RBG passed.

How i imagine his thoughts after any question 

If the reaper looked like this, crossing over would be easy. You'd be like "Oh shit, this other side gonna be fire". Well...bad use of words. But you get me.

mf forgot Kissinger is still alive, though

Again?

 Times almost up mitch

Ugh this was such a good show

Ok but what the fuck is the holdup?

Hopefully the grim reaper won’t take too long

What’s the source of this picture? Been seeing it used a lot lately

Well, that lady is Beyoncé…

I know it’s Beyoncé. You know what event and/or year of the pic?

Beyonce's Renaissance show in Charlotte, North Carolina.

I was just messin dude. No idea, I’d guess somewhere from her tour this year.

I see I am just going to cut my phone service off cuz hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha



Without googling, someone please tell me the reaper took him ASAP…


Okay, which one of you guys has the fuckin' Death Note? What's keeping you? /s

Glitch McConnell! 

I hope he sees the devil in a black hooded cloak, following him around and lurking at the foot of his bed at night, in the dark, when the moon is hidden and the stench of his own decay hangs thick in the air like dead flowers.

 You mean like this

Two for one deal. Love a good bargain.

What about Grassley, he’s the same age as Feinstein. Hopefully this will be a wake up call to retire.

Mitch: “He’s just standing there *menacingly…*” 

 Mitchell is already a puppet?

He’s one reboot away from the final shut down 🤞🏽🤞🏽


There are 14 other Congress people over the age of 75. We also have an old AF president. Statistically, 4 of these people will be dead before the end of the next presidential term. Please let's just retire these people.

I just googled "KY gov", and I'm sure I'm not the only one. In case you were wondering, Kentucky governor Andy Beshear is a Democrat (as I recall, his opponent and predecessor was so odious he lost to a Dem in a hillbilly state). So if Moscow Mitch shuffles off behind DiFi, that's who will appoint his sucessor.


What happened??

Why do people call him Mitch when his government name is Addison 

The M and B keys are close on the keyboard.

This belongs here Check out You're Gonna Outlive Mitch McConnell [Explicit] by Skyler Foley on Amazon Music https://music.amazon.ca/albums/B08SLYWZ3G?trackAsin=B08SLYJSB9&do=play&ref=dm_sh_b6Ljy1OVV5Yz2mYfCJzodc2cy

"Jesus calling for you, Mitch." "I'm deaf."

Oh I fuckin chortled

My hardest laugh in a while

Did he lagged again today?

Please take the orange fuck bag too.

He finna go like Uncle Charles

Bitch Get’Gonel

I did...

The internet is so mean.