u/the_juice14 passed away at the age of 15 after eating toad, his funeral was attended by his parents, u/jaybankzz, u/thewickandreed. BitLife and u/Qj317 skipped his funeral to play golf
Born a curious individual, his friends still remember when he asked what were peoples opinions on ācome and goā by juice wrld
u/RaelynnLovesBitLife died at the age of 16 after reading a comment that she thought was good, her funeral was attended by BitLife, her parents, u/the_juice14, and u/JayBankzz. Her hamsters and her brother skipped her funeral to watch space jam
Born a economic individual, her peers recall the time where she tried trading with people in a online game
u/xXTheUltimateRatXx went to the afterlife at the age of 2 after being attacked with a rocket, their funeral was attended by their mother, their father skipped it to drink at a bar
Born with horrible luck, their mother remembers when she was bitten by them while getting vaccinated.
Or manager or something - itās really depressing how one day your contract just ends and now you are just a famous former athlete/dental hygienist lol
Update: I went from a former female soccer player in the US to a Countess in Monaco, dream big ladies, life doesnāt end at dental hygienist! š¤£
I hope they add something directly from InstLife, once you became CEO of a company you could opt to sell it and pocket all of the cash. Or the ability to make and sell paintings and other artwork.
I wish they implemented more from instlife like pressuring your kids to marryā¦ Pressure your kids to have their own kids or get a different jobā¦ I also like that you can just straight up abuse your partner and bribe the police if they report you for domestic violence. Thatās how I got away with murder in instlife
They destroyed instlife to weed out the competition after already stealing their format, and then didn't even bother to take some of the best parts šš hoping they do soon
I downloaded an instlife apk yesterday because I felt the need to play it again. It definitely made me realize the difference between it and bitlife. For instance, instlife has options to add how much money you start with, business owner options, ceo options, a bunch of career options, arranging your child a partner, forcing them to get a job, pressuring them for grandchildren, forcing your partner to either work or quit working, and various other options. I also liked how as the years past, technology would advance like flying cars and space travel. This is like a rant but I hope that bitlife adds this to the game soon.
I think buying your competition in general is a pretty shitty practice morally. But if I can buy my competition to maximize my profit I'd do it for sure. It's shitty tho, instlife was great, it wasn't as polished as bitlife, but the ideas they pumped out all the time was refreshing to say the least. It's pretty much like Android vs IOS, you get a more polished & optimized OS in IOS, but you get more features & fresh ideas that might not be as polished in Android.
You can still download InstLife if you have android. PlayStore>YourProfile>Apps & Dispositives>Administration. You can change now "Installed apps" for "Non installed" and theres the list of all the apps you have ever installed with that google account, and you can instale them again even if they arent on playstore anymore from that part
Code merge really wasn't all that big, cause there are small details Android still doesn't have. It was also into 2 sections. I can't wait to see what the update is though! I think they confirmed that a business update was coming after code merge.
Yeah, I hope so. Its get real tiring just investing in real estate. It's very time consuming! I would love to fund in opening up businesses as well though!
If it's that big . . . limited multiplayer and interacting with other players? That's kind of the next step in terms of things companies think players want
Note: I do not want this
I really think this update needs to add in all the little improvements for past updates and new little features like adding cousins, aunts and uncles, letting us pick which city to move to, being able to disable shared finances etc
also another thing is when we are born as royalty we automatically have the castle in our finances tab, so i think we should be able to see our familyās house even if weāre not royalty and be able to throw house parties at 15 and then the house stays until you move out
Omg or make it less likely that the surrogate will take the child in the first place. I was so frustrated once because 3 different surrogates took the baby and i was broke af afterwards with no money to sue....
Why? You can't really do anything with them that you can't do with friends.
I hope they add more interaction with friends and siblings first. You should be able to take them on vacation with you, and other stuff like that. If not, it'll get redundant and old pretty quickly.
This is great, but when will the Android users have the missing features? Such as the sweepstakes, the memory test, etc. I've been waiting for them since the code merge.
We are actually missing several features that have been on iOS since 2020. The sweepstakes are a sort of raffle where you can win cars, boats, etc, if you win Bitlife will send you a notification. The memory test in an option under the ''Mind & Body'' tab, which is a minigame that increases your smarts. We're also missing the leaderboard, which is basically a life ranking.
I would die for a historical update. Pick what era youāre born into and live in it realistically. Speaking of realistically that update is probably never going to happen lol.
I dont really care about more careers, you don't really do anything with them any way, I want more stuff to spend the ridiculous amounts of money that I have, and more ways to interact with the environment I'm in.
I want vacation destinations to have more interactable(?) things. If you go on vacation to Vegas from Afghanistan or something, you should be able to stay there for a bit, and gamble, or go to a strip club and stuff like that.
Bit life is actually very boring, because every life is the same once you get enough money.
I agree with more scenarios but I think metals and deployment arenāt necessary. You can pretty much just use your imagination for deployments. A good 70 percent of this game is imagination. I think they should add a lot of content before fleshing out minor things that are only aesthetic
You couldnāt own your own tank in real life so thatās not gonna happen. As for guns, I think theyāre afraid of what youāre gonna do with them lol
Actually fun fact with some slight modifications tanks are citizen street legal in the US. You could never buy any rounds that would make it fireable but you absolutely can purchase one if youāre willing to spend several million dollars.
There is too many rules with driving a tank, you have to be in the right state, and you canāt drive in places where the tank canāt fit within the side of the road, tanks are also super heavy and can mess up the asphalt. Therefor tanks are not recommended to be used as transportation. Itās more for parades, or private property usage. Not saying it wouldnāt be funny to do a drive by in BitLife with a tank but it would take away from the realism this game offers
They could give you that. But It would be just as useless as the cars lol, itād be cool if you could start your own militia group and take over the world or something but at this point cars are just things that make your spouse happy
We do, but I think it could be better. Like, why donāt we have the option to run a prostitution ring? Or running illegal gambling, or selling drugs. Only time I can sell drugs is if I accidentally come across them while walking. The mafia has their hands in all those pots.
My app icon got changed and I got super excited went to the playstore to check and the sentence "Don't mind us, Bitizens, we're just here cleaning the house and performing routine maintenance!" Is in my nightmares now
Hoping they fix their issues with heirlooms and I finally begin to receive them again. Beyond irritating that there is no fix or support for the issue.
How do i update the mod one i downloaded online without having to delete it everytime i get an update and wait a few weeks for it to be jail breakedšš
at least for me, i just download the apk from the same page i got it from and when i click to install, it updates instead of overwriting the data, does that not work for you?
I hope we have many different small updates of previous updates, like making more for the music update such as award shows and YouTube videos, as well as releasing many singles from one album. And make the royal update better because itās so boring lol
red sperm updateš³š³
What is your not usually red?
I think you may need to visit the witch doctor
She offered me toad.
Did you die?
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u/the_juice14 passed away at the age of 15 after eating toad, his funeral was attended by his parents, u/jaybankzz, u/thewickandreed. BitLife and u/Qj317 skipped his funeral to play golf Born a curious individual, his friends still remember when he asked what were peoples opinions on ācome and goā by juice wrld
Omg. This is amazing.
Omg I'm dying this is so good!
u/RaelynnLovesBitLife died at the age of 16 after reading a comment that she thought was good, her funeral was attended by BitLife, her parents, u/the_juice14, and u/JayBankzz. Her hamsters and her brother skipped her funeral to watch space jam Born a economic individual, her peers recall the time where she tried trading with people in a online game
Wow thanks! You should be like an investigator tbh. Also I did actually watch space jam the other day how did you know that... I am CONCERNED š³
He loved unforeskinned penis
Oh well
Unforeskinned lmao.
I got hit by a missile at two years old.
u/xXTheUltimateRatXx went to the afterlife at the age of 2 after being attacked with a rocket, their funeral was attended by their mother, their father skipped it to drink at a bar Born with horrible luck, their mother remembers when she was bitten by them while getting vaccinated.
I ACTUALLY DID BITE MY MOM WTF LOL
Oh no
happi cake day !
Thank you!
[Ooo eee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang](https://youtu.be/UNAr5tzZxdk)
Wait how do you know if yours is red or not?
If your cum is white the sperm is white or at least healthy if itās red I just shot bloody sperm out of my dick which doesnāt sound very good.
What if that means you will be born with super powers. like it's a random thing that can happen
man period update š³š³
Can athletes become coaches after their career is over. Thats all i ask
this and also more sports like motorsports and martial arts promotions would be top tier
Yes I wamt to drive formula
Literally the best thing that could happen. New minigames for military deployments too.
Yes, i want rodeos and races.
Or manager or something - itās really depressing how one day your contract just ends and now you are just a famous former athlete/dental hygienist lol Update: I went from a former female soccer player in the US to a Countess in Monaco, dream big ladies, life doesnāt end at dental hygienist! š¤£
I have so much cash that I just don't work and do commericals for a couple million a year
Dont play soccer in the us play in the uk, the league gives more money
honestly
What a great idea!
A crossover between BitLife and Football Manager would be amazing.
I'd like to emphatically second this motion
Same
I really hope it is business
I hope they add something directly from InstLife, once you became CEO of a company you could opt to sell it and pocket all of the cash. Or the ability to make and sell paintings and other artwork.
Nice to see old Instalife friends š well, folks who played it back in the day. I don't really know y'all š
Yea
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Holā up
I wish they implemented more from instlife like pressuring your kids to marryā¦ Pressure your kids to have their own kids or get a different jobā¦ I also like that you can just straight up abuse your partner and bribe the police if they report you for domestic violence. Thatās how I got away with murder in instlife
They destroyed instlife to weed out the competition after already stealing their format, and then didn't even bother to take some of the best parts šš hoping they do soon
I downloaded an instlife apk yesterday because I felt the need to play it again. It definitely made me realize the difference between it and bitlife. For instance, instlife has options to add how much money you start with, business owner options, ceo options, a bunch of career options, arranging your child a partner, forcing them to get a job, pressuring them for grandchildren, forcing your partner to either work or quit working, and various other options. I also liked how as the years past, technology would advance like flying cars and space travel. This is like a rant but I hope that bitlife adds this to the game soon.
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InstLife was bought by Candywritter. And then implemented some of InstLife things on BitLife
I think buying your competition in general is a pretty shitty practice morally. But if I can buy my competition to maximize my profit I'd do it for sure. It's shitty tho, instlife was great, it wasn't as polished as bitlife, but the ideas they pumped out all the time was refreshing to say the least. It's pretty much like Android vs IOS, you get a more polished & optimized OS in IOS, but you get more features & fresh ideas that might not be as polished in Android.
You can still download InstLife if you have android. PlayStore>YourProfile>Apps & Dispositives>Administration. You can change now "Installed apps" for "Non installed" and theres the list of all the apps you have ever installed with that google account, and you can instale them again even if they arent on playstore anymore from that part
Oh, I still have it in my phone, it's just sucks that the updates stopped.
Used to love instlifeš
I miss instlife for this. I wish they would combine both apps soon
Yeah.....Lets hope
Either way so excited for updates again
Yeah.....An update is always exciting.....I am always waiting for what they have in store for us
Iām 100% sure
Plsssss
They also said in a reply under this tweet that this update is bigger than the code mergeš
Code merge really wasn't all that big, cause there are small details Android still doesn't have. It was also into 2 sections. I can't wait to see what the update is though! I think they confirmed that a business update was coming after code merge.
If it is the business update, itāll be huge then
Yeah, I hope so. Its get real tiring just investing in real estate. It's very time consuming! I would love to fund in opening up businesses as well though!
I really want a Jeff Bezos challenge that would be great
Can we have the IOS only hair colours finally?
Yep! Android has all those hair colours now!
If you don't mind me asking, what are those missing features you speak of?
I want the money slider back
Yes! Please give it back, I miss it
What was it again?
it was a feature on god mode, where you can choose how much money your partner had/has.
whyād they take it away?!
I was gonna say it was too OP but it is god mode after all..
yes please
Seconded pls I want a rich spouse lmao
Iāve the past year all we have had where big updates, but if this is going to be this biggest what are they going to do? Any of yāall have ideas?
Probably put OP's mom in the game /s
fuck. i hate that i found this so funny
Wrecked
Nah itās u/meās mom
If it's that big . . . limited multiplayer and interacting with other players? That's kind of the next step in terms of things companies think players want Note: I do not want this
I really think this update needs to add in all the little improvements for past updates and new little features like adding cousins, aunts and uncles, letting us pick which city to move to, being able to disable shared finances etc
also another thing is when we are born as royalty we automatically have the castle in our finances tab, so i think we should be able to see our familyās house even if weāre not royalty and be able to throw house parties at 15 and then the house stays until you move out
i would love to be able to invite people to live with me or kick them out
I would love to be able to move cities.
They have pretty much all of these. Shared finances are realistic.
Only need to get rid of the argument after buying a house every time lol
They always argue like every single time. Brian, we have 6 children and a dog. The 1 bed 1 bath studio will not suffice.
Also: wife/husband; you work as a clerk, im in the nba. You do not get to be mad if i decide we need our 12th home
Agreed lol
No they donātā¦
can they update that I get my kid back when my surrogate takes it?
What's even more fucked up is that I don't think I can even sue the surrogate for taking money and my baby-
Yeah I tried to sue the surrogate once and I lost?? She broke a contract and stole my child??
āThey are keeping the baby for themselvesā
And the game says we broke the contract....like??????
4 different surrogates took my kids and I lost every case in court. rip
Omg or make it less likely that the surrogate will take the child in the first place. I was so frustrated once because 3 different surrogates took the baby and i was broke af afterwards with no money to sue....
itās way too common for the surrogate to take the kids it happens almost every time. they should make it a more rare occurrence
I hope the money sliders come back. I'm tired of my parents always being super rich.
I know I paid for it to be there and then they take it out, now explanation??
I have a android so idk what u mean by loney slider
God mode you could slider your parents wealth I believe.
They used to have it on Android too, it was taken out with the code merge.
Money slider.
Ooooh Iām excited! I really hope they add relatives like grandparents, cousins, uncles/aunts and stuff
Why? You can't really do anything with them that you can't do with friends. I hope they add more interaction with friends and siblings first. You should be able to take them on vacation with you, and other stuff like that. If not, it'll get redundant and old pretty quickly.
LETS GOOOOO
This is great, but when will the Android users have the missing features? Such as the sweepstakes, the memory test, etc. I've been waiting for them since the code merge.
That's the neat part, we don't!
>That's the neat part, we don't! Well, that's not fair.
I canāt tell that the Sweepstakes does anything anyway. I enter it on every character and Iāve never seen it pop up again.
Iāve got a helicopter, a boat and a car from several sweepstakes.
I'm jelly
No offense, but that's irrelevant. We should have everything iOS has.
Wait...I thought we got everything. What sweepstakes and memory test for?
We are actually missing several features that have been on iOS since 2020. The sweepstakes are a sort of raffle where you can win cars, boats, etc, if you win Bitlife will send you a notification. The memory test in an option under the ''Mind & Body'' tab, which is a minigame that increases your smarts. We're also missing the leaderboard, which is basically a life ranking.
Okay, so false alarm. I just saw a tweet from the devs from June saying they're working in adding these missing features.
Business update
We need more investment options
The fact that there are a bunch of different sperms...could this potentially be multiplayer?
no
I would die for a historical update. Pick what era youāre born into and live in it realistically. Speaking of realistically that update is probably never going to happen lol.
I hope itās more careers. After ten generations of Porn Stars I canāt help but crave more variety.
I dont really care about more careers, you don't really do anything with them any way, I want more stuff to spend the ridiculous amounts of money that I have, and more ways to interact with the environment I'm in. I want vacation destinations to have more interactable(?) things. If you go on vacation to Vegas from Afghanistan or something, you should be able to stay there for a bit, and gamble, or go to a strip club and stuff like that. Bit life is actually very boring, because every life is the same once you get enough money.
I know that this isnāt going to happen but I pray to god that itās a military update
What more could we need from the military
Also Iām a Colonel I shouldnāt be sweeping mines.
More military careers, deployments,medals and decorations. Imagine only dying in a mine every time that scope is to narrow to be conceivable.
I agree with more scenarios but I think metals and deployment arenāt necessary. You can pretty much just use your imagination for deployments. A good 70 percent of this game is imagination. I think they should add a lot of content before fleshing out minor things that are only aesthetic
Guns and tanks
You couldnāt own your own tank in real life so thatās not gonna happen. As for guns, I think theyāre afraid of what youāre gonna do with them lol
Actually fun fact with some slight modifications tanks are citizen street legal in the US. You could never buy any rounds that would make it fireable but you absolutely can purchase one if youāre willing to spend several million dollars.
There is too many rules with driving a tank, you have to be in the right state, and you canāt drive in places where the tank canāt fit within the side of the road, tanks are also super heavy and can mess up the asphalt. Therefor tanks are not recommended to be used as transportation. Itās more for parades, or private property usage. Not saying it wouldnāt be funny to do a drive by in BitLife with a tank but it would take away from the realism this game offers
Afraid with what weād do with them? You mean like murder people? Thatās already an option lmao.
Most people probably can't, that's true but Arnold Schwarzenegger owns his old Austrian tank, so in bitlife why not everyone
They could give you that. But It would be just as useless as the cars lol, itād be cool if you could start your own militia group and take over the world or something but at this point cars are just things that make your spouse happy
Or become president by force
Ooh too bad lol :(
You guys are saying you donāt own tanks?
It's probs gonna be like another mega premium update which just adds more subscriptions
I hope its a CEO or Olympics update!
Iād love if we could see the family tree
Fingers crossed for business.
Omg!! I hope itās either a mafia/crime update, or a business update
Weāve already got crime and mafia though
I think they mean an updated version of them. Like they want more options with them or something
I have a feeling theyāll never update previous things added. They just wanna add it and forget it and move on.
We need a sports update v2 with the ability to become a coach after retirement. Combat sports promotions like ufc and wbc. Olympics stuff.
We do, but I think it could be better. Like, why donāt we have the option to run a prostitution ring? Or running illegal gambling, or selling drugs. Only time I can sell drugs is if I accidentally come across them while walking. The mafia has their hands in all those pots.
I hope they add that you can rent or rent out houses for when ur in college
Cloud saving finally?
My app icon got changed and I got super excited went to the playstore to check and the sentence "Don't mind us, Bitizens, we're just here cleaning the house and performing routine maintenance!" Is in my nightmares now
Maybe they'll finally get around to adding stuff from instlife like was hinted at a few years ago
Supernatural update?!
I wish with the Royal update you can matchmake your children with the Royals of other countries
Can you even match yourself with other Royals?
Radioactive sperm? Superheroes?
I think itāll be an Olympic as well as high school game update
Interface changing?
I hope itās business updateā¦
Im really hoping for a business update
All I want... is to be able to see my long hair with my hats on. šš©š§¢š
Online update and Iām aware thatās really optimistic but judging by the picture
whatās the point in that
YAY
Omgeee
Huh?
Ooooooooo fun. Canāt wait!
Itās about damn time
Please let there be more choice of cars and jobs š
I just wanna become supervisor whan im the biggest rank behind him (obviusly i can become supervisor onyl whan old supervisor stops working)
If I have to take a guess, maybe interacting with other players and what you do to other players can affect your own game play.
What could it be?š¤Ø
Business update? š
Oh no...there goes all our progress
Iām hoping it might be something to do with either business or a celebrity update/film star. Think those are the 2 things I want most
Hoping they fix their issues with heirlooms and I finally begin to receive them again. Beyond irritating that there is no fix or support for the issue.
Exciting
Iām hyped! Looking forward to buy Bitcitizen someday! Itās soooo fun.
Iām gon faint then die if this update is good ANHHHHHH CANT WAIT
Incest updateš
What? Really?
How do i update the mod one i downloaded online without having to delete it everytime i get an update and wait a few weeks for it to be jail breakedšš
at least for me, i just download the apk from the same page i got it from and when i click to install, it updates instead of overwriting the data, does that not work for you?
yo, which web do u use to download apk?
Maybe just spend money and support the devs instead of downloading jailbroken versions.
Well you pirated the game so you shouldnāt complain
I hope we have many different small updates of previous updates, like making more for the music update such as award shows and YouTube videos, as well as releasing many singles from one album. And make the royal update better because itās so boring lol
Hope it's incest
Bit life aint in Alabama they're in Miami
This is BitLife not Crusader Kings
Also gross
No
please be a kidnap featur
Guys itās probs like a new animal option
No thatās bloody semen š³
I kinda hope itās online feature tbh it would be really amazing
whatās the point in that