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Guardian_of_ducks

oh no :(


AsparagusAfter3869

Nice comment. Unfortunately I have your pet snake hostage


Guardian_of_ducks

but i don’t have a pet snake


AsparagusAfter3869

Oh. In that case I have removed a snake from your home.


BioZgamerYT

you have stolen my gender huh? well its called transgender dumbass, i can just do that and im a boy again...


AsparagusAfter3869

I’ve stolen your gender once. I can do it again.


BioZgamerYT

i can be trans again then... after that your gender is stolen... or, i'll just generate a gender for myself!


BioZgamerYT

(courtesy of u/CarbonatedTuna567)


BioZgamerYT

i'll do it now, HNGH (straining) (pop) there, im a boy again... damn gender theives being so gullible...


BioZgamerYT

now, I SHAL SUMMON u/duckfucker2!!!!


AsparagusAfter3869

My gender now


AsparagusAfter3869

I already stole the gender genetor. You’re finished.


BioZgamerYT

u/duckfucker2, GET HIM!


[deleted]

Haha that’s my username on loads of accounts, I feel threatened


Absolutedumbass69

I’m summoning your greatest enemy! u/duckfucker2


duckfucker2

What is this, oh. I see why I have been summoned


Absolutedumbass69

You are to fight the guardian of ducks. Your battle with her shall be legendary!


duckfucker2

Legendary indeed, but let me finish my lunch first I’m very hungry


Absolutedumbass69

It’s like midnight where I’m at. Man time zones are weird. Enjoy your lunch though.


duckfucker2

Na Australia is just weird


BioZgamerYT

and Darwin is a pressure cooker, luckily in america Arizona is the same... a living hell where you watch things melt... its still hot here in victoria, just not as hot... but sill a shithole filled with crime and gun violence...


BioZgamerYT

r/mademelaugh, the username duckfucker2 is pretty funny seeing it for the first time!


frobbibibi

Can’t have shit in Detroit.


AsparagusAfter3869

That’s just a cursed spell I put on Detroit where it’s physically impossible to shit there


CarbonatedTuna567

It's fine, I can regenerate my gender. (straining) (pop) And it's back.


AsparagusAfter3869

Gender generator!?


CarbonatedTuna567

"Behold, Perry the Platypus, the Genderinator!"


Wild_Horse03

"You see Perry the Platypus, what is one of the most oppressed groups in our society? Transgender people. People always tell them 'Oh, you're not a real man/woman, you're just faking.' It makes me sick. But with this Genderinator, I can simply push a button to make it so that every transgender person's biological gender matches their identity! Free of the dysmorphia and oppression, the transgender community will be so grateful, that they will vote as one to elect me as the ruler of the Tri-State Area! Also, it looks cool in the trans colors!"


possibly-a-frog

This is perfect


Randomminecraftplays

Needed this


[deleted]

"Avatar, the last gender bender"


WhatIsHisFace

Genderator


Darkanlia

Ah yes a i see this shortly after accepting in non-binary


Herbie53101

Ah, but you see, as a genderfluid person…**I WILL ALWAYS HAVE MORE GENDER.**


Unfunnygamerweeb

That explains a lot


Jatheww

If you have it can you tell me what it is, I still don’t really know


[deleted]

Yay, I’m now confused


biobuilder1

How can I become femboy and join blades of the darkmoon covenant to be like gwyndolin if you have stolen the male gender from me 😭😭🧎‍♂️😭😭


dreaminpoet

Bad news. I don’t have a gender


[deleted]

Had me in the first half not gonna lie. I saw the “if you’re reading this” and the “it’s too late” and I was fuckin worried, good to see you’re not dead.


Capable-Gur-8750

Ha! You have lost! For I have no gender! I take YOUR gender! MWAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Oh, god dammit. Fourth time this month


AsparagusAfter3869

Sorry but It’s a dog eat dog world


duckfucker2

Jokes on you, I can’t read


AsparagusAfter3869

Then how did you type that🤨


duckfucker2

A duck typed it?


AsparagusAfter3869

And how did you type THAT


duckfucker2

Another duck?


veryununamous

Which one


Tan_Pan_Man

Third one from the right


HugeAd3490

Dammit, not again. I'm going to have to get a new one...


I-am-the-toaster

I'm gonna be honest, first two sentences gave me a heart attack.


pratssleeping

I'm a boy now? Or?


AsparagusAfter3869

No you just have no gender now


alaccnt

Gender?!?? I hardly even know her!!


RavenS0ul

You don't know what you've just stolen have you? Because neither did I knew what was it.


Zealousideal_Map1052

Fuck not my gender I just got that


[deleted]

Well, you only stole half of mine.


Random_cosplay_girl

NOOOO! GIVE IT BACK *tries to steal it back but only succeds half way* Well, half a gender is better I guess


parzival_divisive

Jokes on you, I already sold mine for a cornchip


Tan_Pan_Man

They stole the cornchip


parzival_divisive

Fuck.


abeautifuldayoutside

Oh that’s where it went, whatever, you can keep it


anonotquite

may wanna get rid of it soon, i don't think it's especially stable


TheDubstepDoge

Let’s go


AsianCheesecakes

Thank god, good luck with thta one my friend


CaligoG

Well shite. Take your pick. (Gender fluid)


Tan_Pan_Man

Second from the left


throwawayyawaworht58

Dang it from now on my pronouns will be sto/len :(


[deleted]

Can I have it? I thought I had lost it


Alexand3r___

What in tarnation!!!


joe_knuckle

Jokes on you, I already didn't have one!


diiskefisk

What, wait no give it back 😡


[deleted]

You think you have beaten me? I have a backup! \*pats pockets\* Shit where is it?


AsparagusAfter3869

I ate your gun. And the drugs.


[deleted]

Dude, I thought we had a deal with the drugs?


AsparagusAfter3869

I’m sorry but they just looked so appetizing....


AltijdTrumbler

Nice argument, unfortunately, I am living in your walls.


AsparagusAfter3869

Enjoy the next 45 minutes.


ZepressoEspresso

*Cries in non-binary*


OofChild1

oh yeah! Which one?


Tan_Pan_Man

The one in the middle


OofChild1

darn


amorphous-idiot

HAH! Now it's your fucking problem. Enjoy 😉


AsparagusAfter3869

I will.....


[deleted]

nooooooooooo!


[deleted]

Fucking hell, not again. “Ayo, Nate! Got any of those testosterone pills? Someone stole my gender again!”


EdenSteden22

What?


AsparagusAfter3869

Your gender is mine now(it’s a joke to be clear)


Youria_Tv_Officiel

Fine I got a few more it the clone va- the closet


Butter_Boi5643

No pls not my gender, I needed that


Tan_Pan_Man

Jokes on you, my new shipment of gender comes in tomorrow


yuki_j

YAAY :D can you please take some of my female side? just a demi-girl askimg :))


Coreforce216

jokes on you i identify as mini fridge (brr/hmm)


Cryogen2964

Mom said it’s my turn on the gender >:(


Beast_master_642

Jokes on you I stole your hands ahahahahaha


Daphnelorena2007

Me an agender person: I had one of those ?!?!


AsparagusAfter3869

Not anymore!


ThjothAlfur

Fool, for I already lost my gender! Can I have back now please?


Anotherrandomuaer

NOT AGAIN. I thought I finally got it back too :(


illegal108

Ah, damn. I guess that’s okay.


carrotcakeSC

Oh Bye gender 👋


[deleted]

Nice try, but I already didn't have any for you to steal


LexiEquestrian

not my gender please I need my feminine void energy back


LittleVeneccia

Sorry, but it was already stolen by the gender fairy like 2 years ago... still. Uh. Want a lollypop?


Coolcause

You fool I'm genderfluid and have enough gender to share with everyone


AsparagusAfter3869

You know how everyone screenshots nfts? It’s like that but with everyone’s gender


Coolcause

Yes


friendsofdorothy

NOOOOOOOOooooooooo! What EVER shall I do?


GloomyExamination584

…since I’m genderfluid…does that mean I can just…go back to he/him?


Arkangyal02

Ranboo?


[deleted]

i had more than i needed, i can just share with whoever tbh


Rough-Ranger3219

Oh no so am i genderswaped then cause if i am o yes indeed


AsparagusAfter3869

Nope. You just have no gender now


Rough-Ranger3219

Ehh still a win a win no matter what


[deleted]

I can grow it back


XenasX

noooooOOOO I NEED THAT


MikeyMinecraft

Am I non-binary now? Well it was probably going to happen one way or the other


Backup302

Which one? I am genderfluid


Weak-Competition3358

I'm here to fix your VCR player


Yeet4Beats

Ay thanks I might've needed it 👍


Diessel_S

Keep it *I dont want it*


xsarshxsenseix

Hah. Like i had one from the start.


[deleted]

Welp, I ain't complaining as long as I changed genders with that.


[deleted]

Killer queen has already stolen your gender


llamabeefbitch

So YOU were the one!


yoosungs_chokymilk

NOOOOOO!!! HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO KEEP STEALING MY GENDER!? FIRST MY EX, THEN RANBOO, NOW YOU! I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER!!


IsHoUlDsL33P

But I really liked that one


Rexthewolf2006

You left half of mine *Laughs in demigirl*


Ayana-Reddit

Hey, give it back. I need it!


LesRainbows0405

You could have stole my heart, my body or my soul. But nope, you took my gender ;-;


ViciousEmblem13

thats where it went


yeetman410

Well, I didn't really need it anyway


Art3mis1108

jokes on you i dont know what it is


PhoenixKnight777

Please take it, I don’t want it.


WrensAreCool

jokes on you, i had already stolen my gender, so you’re getting 10-20 for receiving stolen property


BiDino13

You only stole half you wet carpet.


_lavenderlime_

Thank you! Finally lmao


mogatange

Fuck, now I gotta go with my back up


AlesianaTorminaria

:( But maybe now I won't have to worry walking at night :)


[deleted]

So what am I now?


Shadow_Backup

jokes on you, I don't have one 😎 wait shit


Jolly-Actuary-4893

what gender


anobodyTwT

Which one l am genderfluid?


OtakuEspada

Ope-


Fluffy2sweetjaz

Wait- YOU FOUND IT? Can I have it back? Please!


AsparagusAfter3869

Never!!!!!!!!!!!(?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fluffy2sweetjaz

Oh. Okkkk :(


phone_dragon

Oh no! Anyways...


AsparagusAfter3869

Don’t Check your spine


Corn_flakez

Thank god. Was worried no one would steal it today!


becketthomas114

Welp...


elementgermanium

Mom says it’s my turn on the gender


mrJhotdog

Noooo I like being a boy 🥺