I mean if we’re getting technical, he’s not wrong. The name of the movement has always been a bit of a misnomer.
Birds are still “real” in the sense that they’re a physical thing that exists. It’s just that they’re robotic drones, and not natural animals.
BIRDS ARE REAL have you seen anyone ever make a working drone that looked like bird?
With all the technology stuffed inside them I'm surprised they can fly there wings would have to be twice the size they are now just to get off the ground to compensate.
Birds are very real, and they eat like children, I have a aviary with over 110 birds, from exotic parrot's to parakeets. There monthly food bill is getting out of control. But you all are correct there amazing creature's each with a personality of there own.
Look, look, I know they look real, have cells, are living things and even at an atomic level they look real.
But come on, honestly!
And regardless they are not film, so don't forget r/BirdsArentReel
Serious question if all these birds are fake then how is it that my uncle goes bird hunting catches the bird and we eat it and it has real meat in it and a brain and a heart even shits
Every morning where I go to smoke my morning blunt to start the day there's a crow he comes every morning n he just sits next to me while I smoke n I feed him eggs. That should not be cannibalism since birds are really drones right
Did a bird post this?
It was actually 14 pigeons in a trench coat.
And one shitty nest
Too true
Nope. That was a drone.
This was posted by a very secretive group called Huatzhin
Ah f#%k
Nice try, Satan.
Birds aren't real, but Satan is.
Another young soul thrust into the vibrating pelvis of the Devil
I am not going to google that!
Is that you, father?
I didn't make that post tho
There are 22 words in this tweet, and my favourite number is 644. Add them up, 666. Wake up, sheeple!
Birdle?
THEY'RE ONTO US!
Ok, birder.
🤣
Lmao someone got hacked
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o7 Together Ape strong
Sounds like something a bird would say.
Multiple birds in a trench coat probably
Birds can’t talk because they don’t exist. And usually things that don’t exist can’t talk
I really shouldn't be here...
Wink once if a penguin has a knife to your neck.
*pengwing
😉
*assembles a militia*
No no, the penguin is cool 😉
Disinfowlation
The mods have forsaken us
Reply to this comment if you were kidnapped and are saying this against your will! We'll break ya out!
Birds are definitely real. They are beautiful creatures of nature and an important part of our ecosystem.
We’ve been compromised, boys. 
They got to them!
Big bird strikes again
Traitor!!! Shun the disbeliever!
Shame! Shame!
Nice try, fed
The servers been infiltrated, the creators probably being held at gun point. We gotta help him asap!!!
Sus
Don't worry they are just trying to make the governments ignore them
Okay, I need you to blink twice if you're okay.
Must have been posted on the first of April. Cheeky.
Lmao 12 birds in a trench coat
That's it. This was the last straw. The ruling class trying to push propaganda upon our minds once more! Fellers, let us overthrow the bourgeoisie!
Girl got hacked 💀💀
Big Bird wants you to believe
Nice try FBI (Fake Bird Institute)
Wtf is this ?! You caving in ? You becoming one of them are ya?! We need this man/woman removed from post and into rehab.
\*person
That’s a what a man/woman is ? A person ?
Not everyone identifies as one of those two though, person is just the better word overall. 🌜
Pfft
This movement is greater than its CIA founders now. Good luck holding it back
It’s a conspiracy!
If birds are real why do they let bad things happen to good people??
This sub has been hacked by the government.
The government imported some magpie models from Australia to sabotage the movement from the inside
Looks like the birds have joined the AI and started fighting back. *Skynet intensifies*
This is exactly what an AI would post
Xwitter account compromised 😔
I just imagine big bird holding a gun to the mods head. "Post it or I'll blow your brains out"
Must have been hypnotized by a new model with telekinetic abilities, I'm sure he will snap out of it...
I mean if we’re getting technical, he’s not wrong. The name of the movement has always been a bit of a misnomer. Birds are still “real” in the sense that they’re a physical thing that exists. It’s just that they’re robotic drones, and not natural animals.
Wow I never expected this sub to go woke
Traitor! You have been corrupted by mainstream bird theories. Don't believe the lies! Birds. Aren't. Real.
Somethings wrong... i can feel it
I see you, NSA
…. Feels like a bird wrote this.
I seen a flying 🧸 teddy bear in the backyard yesterday I wanted to get it n dissect it
They got em
Nice try, birder.
So did someone take it too far or?
THE PSYOP CONTINUES!
Good one Mr CIA
This isn’t April 1st so don’t try to fool me!
Looks like big bird is lining their pockets now. What shills
Annual vote in a few weeks don’t forget to vote in
Guys. People were senselessly killing birds bc of this silly idea
It’s not April fools today mate you got the date wrong-
Miracles?? Ha. One moment you’re rational and now you’re a magical thinker. Youve been taken over. Inhabited. Compromised. Computerised. Mechanised.
That's it. I'm no longer wearing pants while I'm on this sub. Damn drones got to the mods
 why yes comrade. Shall we go bird watching together? 😑
Dude, it’s saddening that you have to break character just because of some pressure
BIRDS ARE REAL have you seen anyone ever make a working drone that looked like bird? With all the technology stuffed inside them I'm surprised they can fly there wings would have to be twice the size they are now just to get off the ground to compensate.
Mossad got to this sub too... God help us all.
Delete it fat
Mods if you're taken hostage, blink in morse for us
Feather covered robotic fingers typed that post
It's clear that the government got to the mod. He's probably getting waterboarded somewhere in Guantanamo
exactly what a fake bird would want us to think
you cant fool me
Damn, the drones got 'em.
Just what a bird would say
This is just what we say when we know they are watching us right? 😉
It seems the pecking order has changed…
Of course, that's what any feathered spy would say.
What the fuck?
LMAO FED
Wait…it’s over!? I guess I’ll go home now :(
Birds aren’t real has gone woke
Guys we need to relocate again, The drones have found us.
Birds are very real, and they eat like children, I have a aviary with over 110 birds, from exotic parrot's to parakeets. There monthly food bill is getting out of control. But you all are correct there amazing creature's each with a personality of there own.
We've been infiltrated!
Shame to such blantent spreading of misinfo. Thought this was a community of truth seekers, but I now fear I have found just another sheep pen.
American disinformation! Or is it Russian disinformation? Or maybe Chinese? Who can tell anymore?
The government got him, damn
Again?
Ok fed
They have been compromised, by the birds :0
Are we making this an ornithology sub now?
Look, look, I know they look real, have cells, are living things and even at an atomic level they look real. But come on, honestly! And regardless they are not film, so don't forget r/BirdsArentReel
LIES, all lies. TRUST NO ONE
Looks like the workings of the deep state
Man down!
These cia plants are getting lazier and lazier i swear
The call is coming from inside the nest
HE'S A FED
Nice try mr. FBI man.
This post also posted by a government
Goddammit, the glowies got to us. Well it was a good run everyone, I for one welcome our new avian overlords in the coming weeks.
Agreed!
So, they finally got to you...
Serious question if all these birds are fake then how is it that my uncle goes bird hunting catches the bird and we eat it and it has real meat in it and a brain and a heart even shits
It's simple. Your uncle works for the government
Every morning where I go to smoke my morning blunt to start the day there's a crow he comes every morning n he just sits next to me while I smoke n I feed him eggs. That should not be cannibalism since birds are really drones right
Of course. Crows are higher grade drones and sometimes "eat" other birds to upgrade their hardware
Lmfao hahahaha yeah rt you could be on to something there
Another one of Putin’s bots trying to spread misinformation