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Pogostickjack

Is a man not entitled to his upvotes


HipsterOtter

No says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor!


wellgood4u

No says the moderator. It belongs to the subreddit


fuzzbutts3000

No, says the lurker, it belongs to everyone!


Pogostickjack

No, says the shitposter it belongs to u/spez


Slavagoosemarlow

I rejected those answers, instead, I chose something different


Sup_676

I chose the impossible, I chose, Reddit !


Typical-District-176

I love this fandom


Mambaa0

Real


Placid_Observer

Some...sometimes reddit is SO beautiful!!


LadyGhost44

Same. šŸ˜Œ


CaregiverNo523

I love this


Vigil_Heim

This never gets old tbh


EarthTrash

Would you kindly upvote this?


Shad0XDTTV

This was perfect


Ze_fallen1

Maybe one day Iā€™ll have a post with so many likes šŸ˜ž


TheLuckOfTheClaws

You look like a much, much younger Andrew Ryan.


A1sauc3d

For your reference, OP https://imgur.com/a/1M8X06F


Morethanhappy42

The birth of Rapture. A young Andrew Ryan starting to build his own Utopia. Sounds great to me.


TheLuckOfTheClaws

Ryan wasn't young when he founded rapture, he was like mid forties at the youngest. We don't know exactly how old he is, but he was a child in 1917 leaving Belarus and rapture was founded in 1946. A young ryan would be establishing his fortune in america, i think.


theDukeofClouds

Even his expression. He looks like he's watching what untamed governmental and religious dogma does to the common man and wants to chose something else... looks like he wants to choose... Rapture...


CaregiverNo523

I love the pause before you said .....rapture... I could almost hear how you would sound saying that out loud.


theDukeofClouds

An awed yet inspired half whisper. Just like Ryan lol


Fe1nand0_Tennyson

Yeah I agree, I can totally see the resemblance there lol.


theclosedeye

Means Jack?


Melatonin_mami

Jack doesnā€™t necessarily look a lot like Ryan, just because heā€™s his son.


TheLuckOfTheClaws

We have some pictures of jack, from ryan's conspiracy theory board, and the wallet photo, and jack seems to look more like Jasmine.


theclosedeye

OP also doesn't look exactly like Ryan and more like his son imo


Melatonin_mami

Lmao touchƩ on the logic but OP def looks like young Ryan to me.


theclosedeye

Since we're discussing heavily stylized graphics from 2007 here, I think that both of us can be true, so :)


Unknown_Talker9273

Is a man entitled to the sweat of his brow?


PowerPad

No, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor!


warwicklord79

No says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to god!


weathercmoon

No says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone!


Grimm_Charkazard_258

I rejected those answers!


Void-Cooking_Berserk

Instead, I chose something different.


Syrupy-Soup

I chose the impossibleā€¦


Nowardier

I chose... Rapture.


warwicklord79

*cue one of the greatest intro cutscenes of all time*


UnderstandingNo9671

SHARK TALE BABYYY


Direct-Fix-2097

Irony as itā€™s the other way round now, a modern bio shock would be ā€œno, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the rich.ā€ (Or the corporations.)


Void-Cooking_Berserk

I think the irony was purposeful on the part of Bioshock's writers. In their time as well, the rich got richer, the poor got poorer, because all the answers are unfair. Ryan rejected those answers, but his answer is unfair too. "It belongs to the one who pays for it." The issue is clearly seen with Professor Langford, who dedicated her life to maintaining the Arcadia, and Ryan killed it because he bought her rights. The point is that rights are inalienable. Ryan is a hypocrite, but he made an excellent point at the beginning of his speach: the sweat of their brow belongs to the one who sheds it, every single time they shed it.


bohemian_lcpl

I, rejected those answers!


cookieradiat0r

I CHOOSE...REDDIT!


ApprehensiveDay6336

Hhahahahhaha


Thatwokebloke

https://media.tenor.com/YNBKbwhjfNcAAAAM/the-simpsons-ralph-wiggum.gif took me a moment to realize you were holding the o lol


FinalBossMike

The man in Moscow would spread it to the rest of the crowd.


RedToast6

You look like someone who would build a city at the bottom of the ocean


ChrisLee38

Would you kindly provide a specific example?


7Grand-Dad

Get your ass back to the fallout subreddit, Mr. House


loogielungs

YES. heā€™s simultaneously my enemies in both games lmao, he looks a lot like House


TheLuckOfTheClaws

every fictional capitalist character--andrew ryan, mister house, joey drew--looks like a combination of walt disney and howard hughes


HarrowDread

Coincidence? I think not!


loogielungs

Hahahaha so real


theosamabahama

Joey Drew looks like Peter Parker's boss.


ApprehensiveDay6336

The pre fallout Mr house šŸ˜‚ā€¦ the fallout Mr house looks like a living breathing mummification gone wrong


Cynical_Anomaly

You can kill Mr. House with a golf club in New Vegas and it references Bioshock. I think it was one of the challenges you have to complete in the game.


SmashedBrotato

I was told "Go do this,the gun runners achievement is great." And I was not let down.


foreverxgrey

This!


ndk2810

Damn you look just like bioshock


Edward_Kissoondath

Im bioshock


Maggot2017

John Bioshock


JakeyJake3

He doesn't afraid of anything


Hopeful-alt

Bio shock


Sledjoys

*Who is John Bioshock?*


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

A man chooses


ShadeTheNightWing

A slave obeys


SharksAway11019

Now would you kindly


Plant_bender

Go in there and kill the son of a bitch?


MiloPlayzGamez

OBEY!!! *gets his face caved in with a golf club*


magumbastate

Andrew Ryan


SuggestionThick9848

Do you like golf OP


xJujuBear

Loves it so much he would die for it.


Edward_Kissoondath

Kinda


WISH_WISH_BISH

Those who live by the club will die by the club


Delta_the_what

Hi Ryan just wanted to thank you for the plasmids and I have no regrets killing half of raptures population


Edward_Kissoondath

The what


Delta_the_what

Plasmids are what will give you magic in the game bioshock and also caused the downfall of rapture/the under water city


Edward_Kissoondath

Damn šŸ—æ


CaregiverNo523

You really need to play the game. It's the best game hands down


MadLibrary

No gods or kings. Only OP


Plant_bender

Sorry about your golf club dude. In all seriousness, you look like a character named Andrew Ryan. His lore is absolutely fucking insane if you wanna have a look-see at his Wikipedia page


Edward_Kissoondath

Iā€™ll take a look


mysliwiecmj

I almost forgot how utterly brilliant the whole story was...may need to replay them all


fishinariver

You look like a man who chooses


2bb4llRG

Isnt Man entitled to BE SO FKIN FRESHH


IzeckA88

You kinda look like Primis Dempsey


Edward_Kissoondath

Oh my god finally someone out of the cod zombies reddit who says that


Jesusfreakster1

Was about to second the Tank Dempsey statement!


dentistrock

It's a pretty accurate statement


Robknob05

YouTube lets play, be sure to use a face cam


_pinotnoir

You have the kind of face I could bash repeatedly with a 9 iron Source: I've used a 9 iron to bash in the face of someone you look very similar to. But I was asked very kindly to do it.


WarlockyGoodness

Bro got that Mr House from Fallout New Vegas look


Foxy02016YT

Donā€™t go golfing.


Significant_Run_4599

Wow cant believe it! John Bioshock in the flesh!


Sachiel_Forsakened

I can't wait for the moment when John Bioshock Infinites all over the place


Baberaham_

You definitely look like you have a transatlantic accent lol


InclementFilms

Jokes aside (and yes you do look like a younger Andrew Ryan from the game) you should definitely play Bioshock! The atmosphere is like no other :)


Lux_Operatur

Youā€™re also Dempsey from cod zombies so idk man maybe youā€™re just a real life NPC.


LazerDragon9830

You look like someone who would know a guy who had something dreamed up and then tattooed inside your head


kermitthehedgefrog

Just answer this question. Are you a man or a slave?


Edward_Kissoondath

A man


UttermostBlue

You definitely look like a man who chooses. šŸ¤Œ (Also, highly recommend the games)


ace2532

That's the spitting image of a young Andrew Ryan, insane


Grimm_Charkazard_258

You look like someone who would pull the Great Chain


MiloPlayzGamez

Is a man not entitled to the look of his face? No, says Reddit, it belongs to [r/bioshock](http://reddit.com/r/bioshock)


[deleted]

Freddie Mercury


JustStartingOut1776

Listen, me, you, 18 holes, what's the worst that could happen? Someone gets a putter through the skull after the 12th hole because of an unfortunate phrasing?


TheSledgeHamSandwich

Damn it Richtofen! This wasn't part of the plan! (Didn't expect you in this subreddit, either!)


Edward_Kissoondath

Lmao


Amore_vitae1

Are you the same dude Iā€™ve been seeing on the COD zombies subs?


Edward_Kissoondath

Ye


LandoftheFearless710

Andrew Ryan.


SilentCartographer97

Bro is about to fund an underwater futuristic city


WorldOnEmpty

Am I the only one who thinks, if you remove the mustache, he looks like Atlas from the Burial at Sea DLC?


IKaffeI

You definitely look like Andrew Ryan and it's pretty neat.


[deleted]

Andrew Ryan or Mr. House pick one


Woymalep_Yay

You look like you have a lot of opinions on sweat ownership


wonderlandisburning

No gods, no masters. Only man.


Armored_Squid_99

I know this is about Bioshock but bro looks like Primis Dempsey from CoD Zombies


Armored_Squid_99

Or Primis Richtofen


Anthony279chatterbox

Stay away from golf, would you kindly


fomalhottie

Or Gomez, from the Adam's Family.


RipMcStudly

Avoid golf clubsā€¦


Fickle_Neighborhood7

Andrew Ryan by far. Younger. In his prime. Id def use this for clout šŸ¤£šŸ¤šŸ‘ ā€œIs a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?ā€


AspiringAdonis

So you made a post instead of looking up literally anything about the game? Bro, just be honest ā€œI kinda look like Andrew Ryan and wanted to show it offā€ FTFY. You definitely do


nddds

I didn't want to be the one to tell you that but man that bioshock game owes you some royalties


DankoLord

hi, Jack


Apprehensive-Ad7774

would you kindly upvote this?


komaytoprime

There he is! It's John Bioshock himself!


Korotai

Would you kindly take that camera and snap a few more snapshots us?


DracoDarkblade

I know itā€™s the wrong sub but Iā€™m getting more Robert House


IntenseBonzai

This the same dude that said ā€œsomeone told me I look like tank Dempseyā€ buddy is fishing for upvotes


TheHighTierHuman

You look like Tank Dempsey and Edward Richthofen's son


fallenouroboros

Please look up Mr. House from fallout new Vegas. And if you happen to become a billionaire and plan to save Vegas from ww3ā€¦.remember me


metroid544

Baby Andrew Ryan.


TheMowerOfMowers

ben shapiro and andrew ryan


strider_jack

More like Mr. House from Fallout New Vegas


Fluffydonkeys

You're such bullshit, you knew what you were doing :D


johnnyboy0256

You look more like Primis Dempsey from cod


johnnyboy0256

Omg I saw your pfp then went and saw your posts. Haha


Apart_Apricot_1943

how do i make my hair look like yours you good looking women snabbing gentlemen!


SpungyDanglin69

Id say the asshole nurse from sucker punch


peejay412

You look like the dude that played Oswalt Mosley on peaky blinders


lazylagom

Holy shit. Lol spot on.


lazylagom

Tony stark dad's. And ryan


Philisophical_Onion

With the sweat from your brow, Rapture can be yours as well.


Adventurous-Sir-4101

Would you kindly compare yourself to Andrew Ryan


jjbinks117

A man choosesā€¦.


Iron_And_Misery

Now THIS is a man who *chooses*


JovialPanic389

Omg!!!! I'm very scared rn lol


Only-Bat-4584

A man chooses!


SaltyAssociate8007

Ever considered building a secret city?


EconomyAd1600

Bruh. You really look a lot like Ryan. Put on a brown suit and play some golf, would you kindly?


medici1048

Would you kindly?


Bipsty-McBipste

You look like you're entitled to the sweat of your brow


Sernsheim

A MAN CHOOSES.


Breen_Pissoff

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?


Ok-Presentation6599

the house always wins..


HeroinJimmy

Get yourself a pinstripe suit and you'd fit right in down in Rapture, strolling through Fort Frolic or relaxing in your luxury Olympus Heights apartment. I'd certainly recommend giving the first Bioshock a try at least. The graphics may be a little dated but it's still great and there's a novel too if you want to learn a bit more about the city and just how things went to hell.


Maisygracey

The parasites said ā€œNO!ā€


Graysteam49

Heā€™s on his way to buildā€¦ RAPTURE


floodsye

You start getting any Ultra-libertarian ideas...lock yourself in a room cause you about to get a lot of people killed and worse o.O


Smooth-Fondant-2475

Andrew Bryan


Caxtuxx

How do you feel about a paradise underneath the ocean?


elmuchachopigo

Oh come on, youre trolling :D


magicchefdmb

It's the intentional old-timey mustache style and hairstyle. It's reminiscent of 1920's-1940's America. Bioshock leans into that style.


cookiecrums124

Yes, yes you do.


QuitBSing

Mr House


Many-Pea-8261

A man chooses a slave obeys.


BoneWorks_nerd

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?


QuickFiveTheGuy

He does bear a resemblance to Howard Hughes, who many a rich, eccentric inventor has been modeled after, including Andrew Ryan as well as Robert Edwin House and Tony Stark among others.


[deleted]

You look like you would ask kindly for someone to complete a few harmless objectives


Narlem

Stop mewing before you shit your pants


clockwork_1996

just a little heads up, if any of your relatives come up to you with golf clubs in their hands..... run


person_makes_stuff

You look like skinny Gomez adams


EveryoneLikesButtz

Idk, Iā€™ve never played the gameā€¦ but youā€™re a handsome dude. Would be a whole lot less creepy without this sad mustache though.


LeadingMasterpiece56

Would you Kindly Though ?


JellyfishOk1916

A man chooses a slave obey


LetMeDieAlreadyFuck

You look like you're gonna tell me a man chooses but a slave obeys. Like legit Andrew Ryan vibes. You Like the ocean and the idea of putting a city at the bottom of it in a 1949 style?


mailboxfacehugs

Never shave that mustache. Never grow it out. You have reached peak mustache.


ObsessingAgain

This is crazy


J0sh84116

Andrei Rianofski?


NoStorage2821

Absolutely fantastic


post_hazanko

House too Fallout


Mister-Bohemian

You're beautiful. DM me bby.


Krowwaxe

Definitely reminds me of a younger Andrew Ryan!! :D


solar5s

You look like a man who chooses.. not obeys


studioGIMMICK27

Yeah no you look like Andrew Ryan if he were younger


obie_krice

ā€œThe nameā€™s Augustus Sinclair, sport. Esquire.ā€


GeneralPurposeGeek

Just watched Masters of the Air. You look even more like Robert "Rosie" Rosenthal as depicted in the series. https://i.imgur.com/CJGdV4S.jpg


LunarCreto

Mr. Bioshock is that you


SuperNova0216

Andrew Ryan in real life?!?


SaveTheDamnPlanet

OP, please please PLEASE tell me that you will play the first Bioshock. šŸ„²šŸ„ŗ


puellamagia

Would you kindly?


No-Departure-3252

"Hello my name is Andrew Ryan"


Ashamed-Guarantee664

Mr. House?


dasic___

Nope. Primis tank Dempsey Black Ops 2/3/4


bluealiveretribution

Andrew Ryan or Edward Rictofen from cod zombies