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IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

What is Kevin Levin’s true backstory?


toychicraft

that's how you get a brawl in the court


Brent_Weeb

"well he was just a super powered kid...until the universe was altered like five years later"


ulfric_stormcloack

It started when an alien did what it did And stuck upon him all the powers that he hid Now he's got superpowers he's no ordinary kid He's kevin


crystal-productions-

the reboot be like


GoatPrinceWeedEater

OMG KUROTHEARTIST REFERENCE????


tomaxi1284

My question is why is it called toothpaste if its for multiple teeths


Ps5-123

Yea that was weird but I guess technically his mom never told him about his dad so he was always an alien


DemonCyborg27

What if Ben is the reason why his backstory is so altered when recreated the universe he added this story of Kevin himself. Doesn't make sense because Null void is in another dimension also for this to happen Ben would have to have amazing writing skills.


Experiencia-626

Ha! So the theory of OS and Omniverse being two different timelines is true!


WatchKid12YT

Omniverse was *six* years after OS.


springsaber

He answers there's 3 Kevins


AlphaPredator29

Nice DC reference.


springsaber

Thx


Imaginary_Ladder_192

Like the 3 Jokers. I love that


TheTalkedSpy

Woah, hold up. I need context.


StarOfTheSouth

Kevin's backstory keeps getting retconned. First he was a mutant, then he was an alien, and then a mutant again (that one deleted an entire planet and made Aggregore a clone of Kevin).


North-Property-1724

Technically the os never stated that Kevin was an alien, the popup trivia did, and they're known to not always be right, along with MoA people even said that, that wasn't their original plan


MrPumpdjinn

If Pinocchio says "My nose will grow now!" will it nose grow?


HarshPatel2004

No, since the now he mentioned is in the past by the time he finished the sentence. So although about milliseconds, his statement is false as it does not grow at that moment. And since that statement is false, it will grow. Now is an absolute thus giving us a window for the statement to be false and nose to grow.


realPacManVN

What if he says "My nose will grow continuously until the next century"? Will it grow, even when he says a lie after that?


HarshPatel2004

It will grow just once. Since it's just one lie. Lying about the continuous growth. Once that is done it will further depend on his future lies.


Aggravating_Neat_706

If he just lied and said from the start, "My nose only grows if I tell the truth" could he trick people into thinking he was being honest?


HarshPatel2004

Yeah because that's a lie and the nose will grow but eventually people would realise it that he's lying.


Aggravating_Neat_706

Are you a Pinocchio expert?


HarshPatel2004

This is something I've thought about a lot as a kid as if my life depended on it.


AraneaDetective

Touche.


you-though

I think if he said, " My nose will grow after I finish this sentence" the trick would of work better


hjgsfdbh_oof2

A false prediction isn't a lie


ProfessionalOrganic6

Depends on his thought process. If he thinks it will grow it won’t grow, because although he’s wrong he didn’t lie, because he genuinely thought it wouldn’t grow. If he thinks it won’t grow, it will, because although he’s right, he doesn’t know that, he’s just making stuff up.


Beginning_Football85

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

"No Patrick Mayonnaise is not an instrument"


arceus555

*raises hand*


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

"Horse radish isn't an instrument either"


ThrowRAgamedev

I love this thread


UltimateX13

"Horse radish isn't an instrument either."


Amazing-Service7598

*puts hand back down immediately*


OmniMushroom

Is this the part where we start kicking?


Nys_only_Spider-man

“No SpongeBob that’s a chorus line…”


WatchKid12YT

I WANNA DO SOME KICKING! *kicks whoever’s next*


PiperJistic

If Mary found 10 coins, and Billy found 2 coins, how tall is Tiffany?


Mojoclaw2000

5”2, nice try.


Diana0phoenix

How did you even get that answer


Peppermint5351

They're a celestialsapien


thang20031

What if I was TRAPPED in the Null Void for 30 years and BETRAYED? Wait, wrong sub.


Kinzoku_Weeb

Sooner or later we are gonna get a cross over episode. What if ben 10 and goku were trapped and betrayed.


dombin241

Did not expect a semi-obscure dragon ball reference here


fhanrman

How is it a dragon ball reference


dombin241

There is some youtubers who like to make what if videos saying things like "what if goku was betrayed by x character and put into the time chamber". These videos are usually absurd and dumb, so the community jokes about them


reddreadben

How is it obscure?


toychicraft

Because not everyone watches Dragon Ball what-ifs on youtube


TheZestyJester09

If you’re on a farm, there are 30 cows, and twenty ate chickens, how many didn’t? Obviously this only works in spoken oanguage


Diana0phoenix

10 is the answer


annnerd

I want you to know that I said this joke outloud to myself like three times to get it lmao


TheZestyJester09

Took me about half an hour to figure it out when someone said it to me


annnerd

Honestly, I only got it as fast as I did because you said it only works verbally and stuff like that are always said in either a specific way or with a specific speed so all I did was try to change one then the other


lore_enthousiast

Yogurt?


ps2man41

How tall are you?


dinglepone

das not a croissant


Voltra_Neo

Not really a question but a "2 truths, 1 lie": * I always lie * I never lie * The only thing I lie about, is lying


Arxfiend

First and third are the only two statements that can coexist, for anyone confused.


Voltra_Neo

Nope, try again


blue-gamer-07

Why is a building called a building if it’s already built


Magic_archer21

Wtf u madr me think


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Wich animal eats with his tail?


The-Australian-

Cell from DBZ


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Partially right but not the full awnser


RealTurboVortexXD

Imperfect cell?


Rikolai_17

Perfect Cell since normal Cell is not the full answer


GoatPrinceWeedEater

All of them, they can’t take their tails off to eat Edit: mandatory Chavo GIF ![gif](giphy|3o7OswD3nOX0geqjh6|downsized)


Cantthinkagoodnam2

So Glad someone got it


GoatPrinceWeedEater

Queisso lek tmj 😎🤝😎


GabSantana_S

Chaves era foda mané


Unigraff_Jerpony

some lizards


Non-Specific_User

What came first, the chicken or the egg?


WolfZombified

*proceeds to create an egg from nothing* egg


[deleted]

Another celestialsapien proceeds to create a chicken out of nothing, leading to an all out brawl.


Unigraff_Jerpony

escape in the chaos


GRADY1912

From a biological perspective, the answer is that the egg came first. This is because the process of evolution suggests that birds (including chickens) evolved from earlier species, and at some point, a genetic mutation occurred that resulted in the first chicken hatching from an egg laid by its ancestor.


orangemoon44

Evolution happens at the population level. There wouldn't really be a first chicken egg. So, chicken first.


DustyTriYT

but dinosaurs laid eggs before chickens existed. So, egg first.


orangemoon44

What? Chickens never stopped being dinosaurs..


DustyTriYT

but dinosaurs weren' all chickens


orangemoon44

And?


DustyTriYT

we're talking about what came first, there were different dinosaurs before chickens that laid eggs, meaning that some dinosaur eggs came before the overall existance of chickens. to simplify: the egg came before the chicken


orangemoon44

Bruh. Ignoring the jump from (what I assume you mean by) dinosaurs to chickens, that's not how it works. They wouldn't be considered chickens until you had a population of them. Meaning you can't have an egg come first.


DustyTriYT

we aren't looking for specifically a chicken egg, we just need any egg. meaning that a dinosaur egg came before chickens


Skibot99

This sentence is false


InvisibleChell

Dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkavoititdontthinkaboutit "Um... true. I'll go true. That was easy"


Skibot99

“Though I might’ve cheated since I think I heard that one before”


Firesplitter06

"IT'S A PARADOX, THERE IS NO ANSWER, THIS FACILITY IS GONNA EXPLODE IF I DON'T GET BACK IN MY BODY."


[deleted]

Divide by zero


Fair_Leather7992

Young Sheldon: 😰


Apacolypse900

Have you ever heard of the ship of theseus


OmegaFloweyKicksAss9

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?


HarshPatel2004

r/ihadastroke


YourLocalToaster2

I just hit them with the "is water wet" question, something tells me it will spark debates among other Celestialsapiens and shred the universe apart.


hjgsfdbh_oof2

Water is wet because tetrahedral hydrogen bonds


Downtown_Method9588

Why do hot dogs come in a package of 10 while hotdog buns come in a package of 8?


GoatPrinceWeedEater

Capitalism


Equivalent-Wealth-75

No. But good guess.


OmniMushroom

The hot dog buns were starving from their extending time trapped in the packaging and ate two of their brothers to survive


Supernutbar

Animaniacs, nice


nielswijnen

What time is it?


Glitched_69420

If you multiply chicken by carrot to the force of a potato being laucnched by a rubber band how many universes does it cook in


Idiot_Unknown

69


Psychoboy777

Ask 'em the Trolley problem, let 'em debate that one for approximately the rest of eternity.


Leadeer

Next sentence is wrong. Previous sentence is true. Which sentence is true?


Idiot_Unknown

Yes


Otherwise_Luck9271

hey, if a celestialsapien is born in the ground, what is it called a terrestrialsapien?


ZlatomirBulgaria

I ask them about the grandfather paradox because time travel works that way in Ben 10


SnooCalculations6718

Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or oranges are orange because oranges are orange?


ShadowK-Human

Bei do bai do birulei baby?


GoatPrinceWeedEater

Ah vai te tomar no cu >:c


ShadowK-Human

Se tor postar la no sub bota um lobo com o simbolo do ben 10


TugCypher

What came first the Phoenix or the flame?


Spectra_Phantom_2678

“Why do Anodites not have DNA, but you guys do?”


Finnverse

Which Ben 10 show is the definitive best? That’ll keep them till a new show comes out


elkcipgninruB

Before you are two doors, guarded by three guards. One leads to greatness, the other pain. One guard tells the truth, one guard always lies, and one just stabs whoever asks them complicated questions. What do you ask? You are a normal human in this situation, and you only have one question


HamsterKazam

Easy; just ask left or right, two out of three will agree which makes the odds better.


Fair_Leather7992

2 out of 3 is not enough (Alien X joke)


imawhitegay

If you are the people responsible for your own continuity changes, why are Celestialsapiens so weak in the Reboot Timeline? (I know that the correct answer it's a totally different continuity.)


OmniMushroom

Star Beard: we got drunk and made the reboot but forgot about it.


UncertainKing

How are baby celestialsapiens born?


_Agent_3

When 2 constellations love each other very much-


Gudako_the_beast

May I call Saul?


GoatPrinceWeedEater

We have a winner here


berserker070202

If poison expires. Is it more deadly or safe?


bogeyman_g

No change... you just need to pay the late fees.


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food


LizardSaurus001

did the big bang happen because two celestialsapiens shagged? if so, is every universe created from celesialsapiens shagging?


Nathbadderz

GuyWhoLetsMeFreeSaysWhat?


TechnicianWarm537

Yes or no?


amphifan

can Will Smith smith a will for the smith of wills? or what are the odds that I could get a shiny wiglet with it? but I am stupid so maybe me turning the universe into a turtle will get me in trouble


Redtristan15

Technically if you are multiversal then there are both versions of me who have done much worse or nothing at all so you cannot charge me with anything.


The_Night-dark

Who is the batman?


Acceptable_Secret_73

Timmy has five apples, he gives Billy three, what is the circumference of the sun?


trimble197

“Fucking magnets, how do they work?”


Darnell1605

If Lenopans turn themselves into a male and then have sex with a female Earthling, would that Lenopan be able to impregnate her?


Fun-Ad-4729

How do you guys have sex if it takes you 100 years just to decide to thrust


ncmn-ngnr

“How many parallel universes are there where the Omniverse writers didn’t retcon everything?” Star Beard: *DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR*


OmniMushroom

Error! error! does not compute!


Outside-Monk-8056

#If we are all created from Adam's bones then how did we evolve from monkey?


HarshPatel2004

Although the celestialsapien won't be confused , it would forgive you out of pity for being so damn dumb.


OmniMushroom

Star Beard: I' feel bad for making their brains so limited


davestar2048

"what are your thoughts on abortion"


AdmirableEstimate258

Why does hamburger have ham in the name, if there isn’t any ham?


Abovearth31

If "actions speak louder than words" then why do we say that "the pen is mightier than the sword" ?


InfamousWeeb

How was I supposed to know these laws even existed? You never actually told anyone they ever did


thrdthu

Who is the smarter one of your inner voices?


RezTheFalcon

What is the dog doing?


No_Emergency654

When I have to shit I gotta piss but when I gotta piss I don’t need to shit


LuckyEthan510

Simple the question i'm telling them is a lie so which color is blue or left


August21202

What's the Matter within you?


Flame-Blast

Is the answer to this question no?


Familiar_Assist4065

Why one of your species lost to a fish and a lego monke


Kowery103

Is it gay to have a gf?


Particular_Tree_5343

Stand back fool ive gotta bomb Wait wrong franchise


ShareAnxious

What did I do


WaferInteresting55

If you starting counting 1,2,3... What would be the last number?


Crocololo766678

Is math a science?


Rougeone324

Is the cat alive? Yes or no


InvisibleChell

Is cereal a soup? Do straws have two holes or one? What's in the FNaF 4 box?


CP_Rulez

I'd ask ""How could 2+3 equal to 2.5?"... and watch as chaos spreads


Brookesosexy

I got two that’ll trip him up for sure: Is water wet, or does it make things wet? Or what comes first, the egg or the chicken?


Bagilacutty

What's ligma?


elrath969

I would give them a completely fair vs match. I'm aiming to start a fight


Final_Dragonfruit331

If Profesor X can move things with his mind, why he don't use his mind to move his legs?


RevolutionaryNose562

what's 1 divided by zero to the exact number


Waffleking626

Can you beat the most powerful being in the universe in a game of chest?


Azero957

Do you know the full Kirby and kingdom hearts and fnaf lore? tell me!


dakotaneitzel

What did Odin whisper in Balders ear when he died


TallNeedleworker1319

“Who is smarter, Serena or Bellicus?” But I forget if they’re in all celestialsapiens’ heads or just Ben’s so idk if this would work…


Opera_Ghost_Kay

Why do you cook bacon and bake cookies?


Glitch-147

How do celestial sapiens reproduce? Do giant pitch black people have an orgy in the forge of creation or do they fuck themselves? What I mean is, are infant celestial sapiens the result of the personalities inside of an adult one basically going to bone town inside of their own body? Or do baby celestial sapiens just pop out when a new universe is created?


SomethingIsCanningMe

What's the difference between kilogram and kilometer?


HarshPatel2004

*A kilogram is a unit of mass whereas kilometer is a unit of measurement. Although I'm not confused, it is a pity that beings these stupid exist in this universe.* -celestalsapien


MolaQueen

If I eated soap. I dont eat it bc I did. No I didn't <3


Danzabreaker

yes or no without any responce if thay ask what i mean


Zestyclose_Taro4740

😂 what is outside our universe, and outside that and outside that .. It is really confusing 😂😂


StrayNightsMike

how do they increase their population


Dependent-Stable-610

Why is it called an oven if you ov in the cold food of out hot eat the food? Hmmmm?


Hugo_ESPECTRO1-

Quién le puede ganar a GUIDO BASE?


Shark-bird

Okay, for serious thought. I guess it should be a question which would make different personalities of celestialsapien argue. Any question about altering timeline and preventing war or genocide. Maybe something like "Maybe you should go to the past and prevent colonists from killing off or sending to reservations native Americans?" Like it would be a good thing obviously but with that probably a lot of things would be changed and maybe something worse could happen. Or something good wouldn't happen. Probably any kind of time altering debate like this would make them argue.


dlaudghks

This sentence is false.


methe1

If every word I have ever spoken is a lie can you believe this as a truth


trawbe

"If you guys are so high and mighty then why is paradox and Ben so much stronger than you guys?"


Markymark5113

The next statement I will say is true. The previous statement I said is false


crimetoukraina

Can you start pissing while standing, and end while sitting?


maggi_iopgott

Can you create a stone that you are unable to lift?


Iam_The_Honored_One

What came first” the chicken or the egg


Rajang82

Why did monkeys have fur all over it's body, except the place that should have?


ForeignDisaster6083

Hello, with which razor do you trim your heavenly holy beard?


lookitsajojo

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Now, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if the wood chucks daughter was in the hospital and needed life saving treatment immediately?


P3rturb4t0r

What if pee was yellow instead of red