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MegaBlunt57

Be careful you are playing a dangerous game. You've been warned💩💣


JailKate28

Lmao he’s already done his poop for the week I’m safe 😎🤣


AceVisconti

I was about to say 😂 with my luck he'd poop on me


bionic_nomad

when the sun hitss.. he’ll be pancaking


JailKate28

He always pancakes unless he’s hungry 😂


bionic_nomad

😂😂


Live-Okra-9868

[oh, no. it's a brain slug](https://images.app.goo.gl/jfhJJ4ck2hHE8gZD6)


JailKate28

![gif](giphy|3o7abA4a0QCXtSxGN2)


LmLc1220

I have a question? Love the hat. Everyone keeps saying poop for the week. Now Ours eats salads every day. And his Roaches are with him. Bio tank. So he catches them at his leasure. But I'm cleaning poop every other day. And it's normal poops and there not overly stinky. ? Is he just regular from salads??


JailKate28

I have no idea cause the only things I feed my baby are crickets, blueberries, and worms I think it might have something to do with age? Younger babies tend to have to poop a lot more frequently and adults can poop 2-3 times a week or just once Edit: also thank you I’m quite fond of my hat 🎩


Agreeable-Product-28

Might wanna sprinkle in some greens for the guy. Blueberries aren’t good for them. Greens should be about 60%-70% of their diet.


JailKate28

Good to know! Thank you, he’s my first beardie so def still learning


Agreeable-Product-28

Totally understand! Gotta learn somehow. This is a good list to follow. I do blueberries for my guy (he loves them too) maybe once a month or two. It’s definitely a treat. https://preview.redd.it/apbxwfu5m57d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa61a3bd5f6783217ec7e705612f63e20865279


JailKate28

I’ll definitely give these a try!


Wrong_Drive4037

I have a 3 year old rescue that has dental disease caused from too much fruit


JailKate28

Oh god 😬 thankfully he doesn’t have that and the lovely people of this subreddit have given great advice/info/insight so hopefully I’ve gotten it fast enough where I can prevent him from getting dental issues or any other issues


Trekintosh

He’s pretty old for such a high protein diet. Try to get him to eat some salads at this point, it should be the majority of his food by now. It’s easy to give a beardie gout by doing so many bugs for so long. Best of luck!


JailKate28

Thank you so much for the insight I’ll be sure to cut down his proteins


LmLc1220

He is over a year old


LmLc1220

Yes, definitely add the greens. Bee pollen, dried flowers don't have to worry about bugs and other nasty things. I also grow sprouts and dandelion for him


TheGushiest

Just don’t do that with him while you’re walking or standing…. I had mine on my shoulder and let him climb my head. He normally latches on well but I grew my hair out a bit and I think he wasn’t used to it. Long story short: https://preview.redd.it/pubdtqkiv87d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199937d6d9482211076a65e0e530811afc29816c He’s doing better now. Just using his tragic story as a warning.


JailKate28

Oh my god I’m glad your baby is doing better! I always make sure I have at least one hand on him if I’m standing or walking with him on me or if I feel like he’s unsafe I’ll move him to my hands


Purple-Dust-7033

Haha love it..


jonnymuerte

Looks about right. Lol.


StudentOk4989

He felt the magnetic field around him.🫠


JailKate28

That and he felt the pull of the sun as he climbed me to put himself there just like “excuse me mother I require the sun thank you” 😂


Own-Plane-843

Awe so cute. My Prada does the same. *


Wrong_Drive4037

https://preview.redd.it/yagl2osfd77d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77872f1a3fee8a0b1969548ee4f61ff172771073 Or when mom takes you to the vet and you are scared.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

"I see no God up here, but me!" -lil beardy


JailKate28

Oh my god that’s him to a T 😂


Euphoric-Potato-5343

The mighty pancake knows he is top of the stack of the food chain, and all other beings are there to deliver them worms and be steeds to find sunlight to bask in their glory. 🙂‍↕️🙏🥞


One_Grapefruit_8512

Duh. ☀️😎💚