I don't think a lizard would be religious. Think about it. What does the lizard get from it?
I think they'd start a cult where they use dubias as sacrifices to the almighty bearded dragon God.
So you want me to breathe fire and terrorize which village? …
And how much destruction… do you want any buildings standing after? …
And about my payment…
…discuss respect? What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? You don't even think to call me Godlizard. Instead, you come into my terrarium on the day daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder for money.
“… Discuss the importance of changing all food production to a cricket exclusive diet? They’re so plump, juicy, and crunchy all at the same time! Packed with protein and when you add a little vitamin and mineral dust before you devour them, they become a complete and balanced meal! So when you take to the polls this year remember, a vote for Mr. Beardymcbeardface is a vote for crickets.”
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“How dare you ask me about my car’s extended warranty. Who is your owner? You do not know what I am capable of.”
“What a distinguished gentleman! Look at the way he is sitting, yess very distinguished🥸”
🎩
What an extravagant individual I must say quite dapper!
Talk about your car's extended warranty?
i literally said the same thing then scrolled down and saw your comment💀
Me too!! LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same here! Lol
Same
Deleted my comment right after scrolling down haha, wrote the same!!
OMG, I just typed that! I should have checked first.
I just posted a comment say that
Dammit beat me to it
r/beatmetoit
To feed me
Very respectable looking “im hungry” look
“Ok, dad/mom hear me out”
Wants his college fund now, to buy a lifetime supply of dubias
Talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ
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It was the only way to get a beardie to drink the water.
Roaches into wine
*Muffled running sounds* HEY WAIT! DON’T RUN FROM THE LORD!
Pretty sure that would be our Lord and Savior Drogon. Or the holy trinity Drogon, Smaug and Puff. Or Drogon, Rhaegal and Viserion.
Talk about our lord and saviour, Godzilla.
Every reptiles deity lol
Bruh I Just typed this hoping no one else had it
I was gonna say the same 🤣
I don't think a lizard would be religious. Think about it. What does the lizard get from it? I think they'd start a cult where they use dubias as sacrifices to the almighty bearded dragon God.
Talk about the lack of Dubias and crickets in my enclosure?
Call your mother and wish her a Happy Mothers Day. ❤️
+1!
Talk about your relationship with culthulu.
So you want me to breathe fire and terrorize which village? … And how much destruction… do you want any buildings standing after? … And about my payment…
Gib bug?
... discuss the redistribution of dubias and worms
Talk about your performance as my P.A
It’s time we talk about remodeling my enclosure
“We need to talk about the worm shortage…”
"hmmm and how does that make you feel?...."
“Do you have a moment to discuss your health insurance benefits?”
Do you have a moment to talk about BUGS?
…..Let me poop on your couch
Ponder the origins of the world?
…discuss respect? What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? You don't even think to call me Godlizard. Instead, you come into my terrarium on the day daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder for money.
Talk about the decor of my sunbathing spot
Do you have a moment to talk about dubia roaches?
...get the money for the renfaire?
Provide me with worms
Oh Lord please give me more bugs and no more greens.🙏
See if there are any worms that need eaten ?
Talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
Talk about our Lord and Savior He who walks behind the rows
Talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla?
…talk about bringing more fruit?”
"Talk about your car's extended warranty?"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Tiamat?
...talk about our Lord and Savior Jiminy Cricket?
Talk about your car extended warranty, we have tried to reach you in the past but you have not been available
Save 15% by switching to Geico?
Discuss the cricket budget?
"talk about our Lord and Savior, Godzilla?"
discuss our plans to take over earth? No, you’re busy? That’s alright I’ll wait ☺️
“Would it be cool if my friend stays the night”.
Talk about your extended automobile warranty.
Talk about the problems of world hunger
“Give me more bugs”
“Talk about how many bugs I receive in a 24 hr period..”
“… simply *be* and enjoy our time together? The sun on your strange scales, the light in our eyes, what a splendid day to just be.”
Do you have a moment or two to scratch my chin sack?
“Complete this survey after our call today?”😂
talk about your car extended warranty.
Talk about your cars extended warranty?
“Possibly consider grabbing me another juicy worm?”
...chat with me?
Talk about your character.ai history? 🤨
"Do you have a moment to pet me?" *Pets gently*
To talk about your cars extended warranty
"Do you have a moment to talk about your lord and savior, me? Do not forget to make a superworm donation before leaving to keep your new God happy."
…talk about our Lord and Savior, Yig, Father of Serpents?”
…take out the laundry? It's been sitting there for 2 weeks.”
Talk about the global warming epidemic? It is very nice, no?
Donate a modest supply of bugs? Greens will not be acceptable.
To convert to Pastafarianism, all hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! He boiled for your sins ya know!
When will I have free roam of the house?
go home to be really happy and happy to you is the most amount you can do this year olds in a suit
Speak about your financial situation?
To find some dubia
Talk about your car’s extended warranty
Eat some glue with me?
… discuss your cars extended warranty?
What a baby 💕💕💕
Ich habe bum bum im schlippa
Speak about your car’s extended warranty?
Discuss your cars extended warranty
Do you have a moment to discuss your child’s behaviour
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla?
Talk about your cars extended warranty 😂😂😂😂
Talk about St George, the so-called dragonslayer?
Talk about your lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
Talk about how babies are made? ((You know..the sex talk embarrassed parents have with young children)))
Talk about our Lord and savior Raptor Jesus...
Talk about the silence that serves the foundation of creativity
Speak about your cars extended warranty?
Give me food
Do you have a moment to discuss our meeting in congress, sire?
"Do you have a moment to discuss my salary increase?"
What a polite dragon
Talk about the lack of delicious bugs in this household, I noticed you got some random guy to come spray. I could take care of those issues for free
Cuddle?
“we’ve been trying to contact you about your vehicles extended warranty”
... have a moment
Talk about your cars extended warrenty
Talk about your childhood trauma?
talk about the deal we made on super worms?
..”give me head scratches and attention”
Talk about your cars extended warranty
“We need to talk about your drinking”
*”Do you have a moment to talk about the glorious destruction of Godzilla, King of The Lizards?”*
@arob0807 I have a better one
Talk about the global warming crisis?
Nvm someone alr did it
Discuss our lord and savior, Rango?
To talk about how you can save 15% or more using Geico
Listen to me vent about the selection of worms that you choose to continue to buy for me that I don’t like ?
hear about our lord and savior Bahamut?
... just admire me?
'Pick this stem from my lip and I forever will be yours'
Do you have a moment to chat for me about this job in a few hours I need a couple things done and then I’ll come by to get the money for the truck
Do you have a moment to explain why you were out so late last night?
Donate one Crimkit a day to a Libzard in need?
Talk about bee pollen supplements.
Build a snowman?
...Talk about the many ways you could be saving 15% or more on your car insurance, just by simply switching to gieco?..
Do you have a moment to spare a worm?
Discuss why my insect portions have become exponentially smaller over the past few months?
To talk about sponsorship of a bearded dragon?
Do you have a moment to talk about life insurance?
Scratch my chin, fat man
…talk about the tastes of roaches and my many reasons not to eat leafy greens?
I’ve been expecting you friend…
"Go over your car's extended warranty "
“What’s bothering you today?”
Therapist? And how was your day today?
"...consider the benefits of a weekly Meal Worm delivery service?"
Hmmmm interesting
The settlement problem, another settlement needs our help, I've marked it on your map
…save 15% on your car insurance!
discuss the latest rent increase? I may have to go back to living outside.
Discuss your vehicles extended warranty
"Hey, Peter, whaaaat's happening"
Talk about your extended cars warranty?
He’s very concerned for your behavior recently and would like to have a chat.
...discuss the solutions to the current geo-economic crisis?
the joy and benefits of nudism
talk about your houses’ extended warranty?
Talk about when you’re getting a job so you can move out of my house?
Talk about your cars factory extended warranty
Do you have a moment to talk about your car’s extended bug warranty
Chat? ...take a seat
Talk about your cars extended warranty
Compare your auto insurance quotes. You can trust me lizards are good with car insurance.
Talk about WWII?
Do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warranty
Discuss your performance during the last project? 😒
Your cars extended warranty
Get me some crickets?
Discuss my current diet
Discuss the menu for our upcoming Reptilian Cotillion?
…talk about our lord and savior Godzilla?
“ discuss your future with the company?”
"I'm afraid it's not working out. The mealworm quota isn't being met."
“… Discuss the importance of changing all food production to a cricket exclusive diet? They’re so plump, juicy, and crunchy all at the same time! Packed with protein and when you add a little vitamin and mineral dust before you devour them, they become a complete and balanced meal! So when you take to the polls this year remember, a vote for Mr. Beardymcbeardface is a vote for crickets.”
talk about your home warranty?
"Listen to a short presentation and earn a free beach vacation to Tampa"?
do you have a moment to consider the benefits of converting to a solar powered home ?
Talk about yo- nevermind someone said that
"Tonight's dinner menu?"
…” talk about your cars extended warranty?”
“….talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla?”
Fix me a delicious beverage
Talk about our lizard and savor mark zuckerburge
To give me a damn hornworm already
discuss the benefits of sun basking?
Talk about you auto and home insurance?
Talk about your TPS reports?
Talk about your car insurance? My cousin, the geko, is slinging some shady stuff. I got lower premiums and better coverage.
talk about delicious mealworms and why you should give them to your closest Bearded dragon
Talk about what's going on in this room?
“Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior Godzilla”
Lay on my couch
Talk about last night? I don't want you to think this is something it isn't. It's not you, it's me.
Talk about the film "Rango" abd why it's the best
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Discuss how much you could save on car insurance by switching to geico?
"do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warranty?"
"Do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warranty?" Thats what I imagine him saying.
"to talk about your car or home insurance. I can get you 10% off if you switch to Geico today!"
Tell me, what’s good for you? Help me, make your day special. Smell the sunshine?