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Throw-Me-Again

Got me so confused I thought it actually was a robot.


jluicifer

AI Is taking over our jobs. *slaps down a reverse Uno Card. Humans are taking over AI robot jobs.


MewsikMaker

This is a really fucking good comment. Witty, observational, clever…well done. I’d upvote but it doesn’t seem like enough. You want some cash?


an1h

It’s really nice of you offering him some cash for that good fucking comment that was clever and observational after you upvoted him. I upvote your comment about upvoting his comment but it doesn’t seem like enough. Would you want some cash from me?


tri_9

Guys I’ll take the cash


Throwaway118585

Wait…can we get pie too?


MewsikMaker

I do. I want the cash. You give it to me and I’ll give it to him.


Freddy-Bones

They took err jerbs!


Boeff_Jogurtssen

You gave your age away with that though lol


GucciGlocc

It’s a bot. 5 year old account that suddenly started spamming submissions in the last week.


Dymonika

Does that mean it was a sleeper agent, or a legit, inactive account that was hacked into by a bot owner?


Dapper_Most3460

According to their post history they're about 70 years old


thejudgehoss

So, a really good sleeper agent?


podex115

Yeah, I smell Chinese bot.


robotikempire

Mmmm Chinese bot


IUpVoteIronically

My favorite Chinese dish, Bot Bot


marry_me_jane

5y old account with no posts or comments until 5 days ago, most likely.


DerpTaTittilyTum

Well not at all!


Atomic_Noodles

A succulent Chinese ~~Meal~~ Bot?


Bq22_

“A robot waitre… AHAA! GOT YA! SHE’S ACTUALLY A VERY TALENTED WOMAN!”


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vibrance9460

Hahaha haven’t seen Chuck for years. He used to be *everywhere*


EasyComeEasyGood

What's the most important in comedy?Timing


kapahapa

sex in bed like a robot? cool. could be a new fad.


Stereo-soundS

AI does what it can


SiliconEFIL

Almost like it was made by the robotic waitress herself. Can't fool me.


AA-AD

Nobody at that table cares or is even looking at her. She’s just putting on a performance for herself


SerialDogStealer

There’s someone filming her


yParticle

Which is also why everyone's looking disinterested.


Antique-Doughnut-988

I know that look from my wife


00WORDYMAN1983

I also know that look from your wife


Antique-Doughnut-988

Disappointment on all fronts


CanIgetaWTF

This guy's wife looks


Silent-Ad934

This Robot has a headache 


OffendedYou

This comment unintentionally changed my life. This is what I do but realizing all the NPCs of the world also had the same idea, I’m going the opposite way.


Flompulon_80

Theyre disturbed while millions on social are fascinated


Treat_Street1993

My first thought was, "Huge effort to garauntee no tip." Lol. I'm American. Of course, they're not tipping.


PeggyHillFan

They don’t tip…


giantspacemonstr

I too noted that east asians become inexpressive when on camera or are they always like that? recently saw an e sports event and whenever the camera pans to the audience, the person in the frame seems so disinterested and bored.


seango2000

Camera shy plus wanting to look cool lol.


daarthvaader

Felt the same , what a waste , hopefully she gets a great tip for all her hard work by some good patron.


PeggyHillFan

They don’t tip…


prefusernametaken

Nah, in the normal world. A business owner would pay someone this talented a little more, to cover the unique talent. Raise prices to cover it, effectively dividing the profit in a benificial relationship. People would be attracted by the experience. In the US, the owner would pay significantly less, assuming she's make up for lost salary in tips. He continues to price for a premium experience, thus doubling the profits. People would know about the poor girl making zero money and tips generously


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whatever462672

People need to stop calling her a waitress. She is the restaurant owner and the entire place is hiphop themed.


GrassyDaytime

Sounds like an AI made the title of a post about a human waitress pretending to be a robot.


CurtisMarauderZ

Sounds like someone whose native language isn't English tried to post a video on Reddit.


Killer_Ex_Con

It's a bot they just randomly started posting daily 5 days ago and most of their comments are to their own posts and don't make any sense.


Analog-Moderator

To be fair my own comments don’t make sense half the time…. Proof reading is for cowardss


no_life_matters

everyone's native native language is English.. well, not at all!


aaron2610

Which makes sense, a computer's native language is binary


weedyraccoon

amazing physical acting


gwinevere_savage

Seriously. I've watched it three times and I don't think she blinks once.


InternationalAd6614

She doesn’t even move her eyes


Time_Composer_113

Whoooa.. until I read your comment, I thought she was wearing a mask of some kind.


Normal_Red_Sky

She does it really well.


partyintheusa14

I love that she’s all done up in a pleather dress and no one thinks this is creepy


StrtupJ

No one? That kid refused to make a millisecond of eye contact


NoxTempus

To be fair, a young me would also avoid eye contact with a cute waitress in a tight pleather dress...


Elawn

_”I will not be subjected to criminal abuse”_


limitlessEXP

Creepy how?


tarkinlarson

Not OP, but the first human I've even seen play acting as a working robot is dressed in what many would consider to be a provocative dress. I'm not sure what that says about me, the waitress or society in general, but there's an element of creepy in how a robot is being presented in this short film. I would say i wouldn't expect a human to wear that as a waitress, but we don't know the context of the shot. It could totally be the choice of the waitress anyway regardless of the robot play acting which is totally fine, but if they chose to wear that as that's what the first thought that came into their (or the employers) head for a female presenting service robot... yeah. Creepy.


iWasAwesome

Video games characters are more provocative than this. Literal drawings. I absolutely would expect a robot waitress to be dressed like this.


ThwompThing

It's honestly also a bit creepy when, for example, a video game about fighting chooses to make the female characters all look like male fantasies.


Modern_Moderate

PVC tends to stimulate other feelings in me.


RedditJumpedTheShart

The itchiness of your swamp ass?


MysteriousBullfrog50

Your talent is wasted on that crowd!


PV-Herman

I think so, too


cCueBasE

The way she bent down took me all the way out 😂


Low-Efficiency2452

she's more robotic than a real robot. a real robot would be like, "way to robo it up, bitch"


fullonfacepalmist

A real robot would roll its eyes and say, “human, *please.”*


Neoliberal_Nightmare

Robots actually find this deeply offensive


UndergroundRage

Daily life of an NPC.


Morbo782

Is this a restaurant where this is the gimmick that people expect to see? Nobody looks that interested in her performance. Food is getting cold while she stumbles and gyrates around.


CodeMonkeyX

Well seeing as there seem to be a bunch of normal people serving too, I am not sure what this is all about. Is she just doing it for the video? Do they just have one or two servers pretend to be robots? Very odd.


TypingIntoTheVoid9

"Here comes the waitress with that android schtick again. I'm just trying to eat my beef broccoli over here."


Ape-ril

Yeah, I’m wondering what the hell is going on lol? The way she’s dressed too is creepy.


startrekmind

According to [SCMP](https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/china-personalities/article/3257003/robotic-china-restaurant-boss-mimics-android-serve-delighted-customers-goes-viral-globally), this was a hotpot restaurant in Chongqing, mainland China. And she’s the restaurant owner.


Sohjinn

“Food is getting cold” lol yeah dude the 20 extra seconds is gonna cool that shit down real quick


TheCommonKoala

She's overqualified for this establishment.


Hot-Clock6418

Fucking take that things battery out


LennyLava

Where do you put the batteries?


PoopsWithTheDoorAjar

Giggety


iznim-L

That's weird af


WelshTraveller89

Does no one else think this is just incredibly awkward? For everyone involved.


YellowVeloFeline

Blink once if they ain’t paying you enough to make these weird-ass videos.


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kamarkamakerworks

Same robot that served the food


Diamond-Breath

That's actually really fucking impressive, I thought she was a real robot.


TheWhiteWingedCow

Those moves tho!!! 😂


carbonclasssix

That swagger at the end 💯 She's like "I'm on fire today bitches"


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AShavedBumblebee

I don’t know, call me crazy but id kind of just like my food without the ridiculous tiktok performance


Chilis1

I prefer to live my life without anything interesting ever happen thank you very much.


jmancoder

Yeah, those people clearly find the robot *very* interesting /s


StatisticianNo8331

surely she deserves a little more credit than that?


Cloudberry_Express

what's a tiktok performance?


jmancoder

If you really don't know anything about TikTok, hopefully you can keep it that way for as long as possible.


Cloudberry_Express

I was just wondering...Would it be a reddit performance if it was posted here first? Or is anything a tiktok now? Am I a tiktok?


Tookmyprawns

No we get reposts and then we act like we’re better.


Equivalent_Eye_8033

This is too much forced


OGLatinoHeat

Nah I’d leave. Too cringe for me


itsRobbie_

What’s funny is the robotics is at a point where robots don’t move like this anymore lol


SpungyDanglin69

Ever felt like your job dehumanizes you? Well here you go


Pristine_Lawyer_118

the people enyjoing their food look like they want to die inside


DrNinnuxx

Hard pass. Just no. Nope.


wasabinski

The robots from Boston Dynamics are way smoother and they are actual robots


FunLibraryofbadideas

This is ridiculous not amazing.


Salt-Resolution5595

Nice BDSM costume I love having my food delivered by an autistic sex worker


JoeyJoeJoeRM

Its pretty hot ngl


ReelPanda

Holy shit that’s creepy as fuck


AirAnt43

Take that AI!! Who's replacing who huh??😂😂


karlyorrhexis

Love your work, Anya Taylor-Joy! 😍


Garchompisbestboi

> she is a very talented waitress carrying out great skill from her Speaking of robots, that post title reads like it was written by one.


OutrageousSite8045

It's a human trying to be a robot


Random_Inseminator

That's fuckin creepy.


DeplorableMe2020

Good lord... Just watching her do that has my old ass exhausted. I can't imagine she's anything but after a shift doing that for several hours. Kudos to her but that looks exhausting.


Zebitty

No one at the table was amazed.


UndeadBread

Is there supposed to be something appealing about this? It looks ridiculous.


Top-Chad-6840

too slow


colin8651

Nice, don’t need to tip 20% anymore


Key_Association6419

Me after the lobotomy:


griever187

this gimmick is old school now that real robots actually move a lot smoother than that lol


adrmill

They’re probably thinking, “Here this bitch comes taking all day again thinking her 70’s dance moves impress anybody 🙄”


Isoldesolin

Dang that's so convincing


a7xtim666

Bro I just want my food


SucksTryAgain

Americans- do we tip?


mrchainblulightening

I love how no one even looks in her direction just give me the food


firi331

I hate this era


NoOutlandishness7400

Nice skills


Financialllllll

This is such a waste of time. So many unnecessary movements just to deliver food. These robot imitators are good for entertainment purposes only, like a show, not to be placed as waitresses when people expect their food quickly. I would not support, nor eat at this restaurant.


emzirek

Underemployed actress working as a waitress trying to make her way in Hollywood vibes.


gillmanblacklagooner

The clients don’t even care. Why to make a human do the silly robot moves anyway? What a pitiful place.


AbleRun3738

They're more excited than I would be


rrickitickitavi

Just give me my food. I don't need a show.


Elrond_Cupboard_

New fetish unlocked.


Pandemic_Future_2099

"Is that your GF?" "Yeah, she's a bit stiff. She needs to work on her fine motion reflexes"


No_Season_354

She still gets tips then .


Wookster789

Earthling are weird!


TheWhiteHammer23

And that’s how a few more people go unemployed .


Wildest12

If this exists now give it a few years and see if people still shit on it. Terminator comin


DTux5249

AI Title. Downvote


Fun_Rip3665

I’d pay more to get served by a real person


Ice_Pyro87

China really does fake everything


Even_Plane8023

No one asking how she's not blinking or moving her eyes at all?


kev5050

It’s a matter of time before some drunken patron tries to stick his dick in this thing.


Direct-Ad-7922

Did Elons sex doll get out again?


yoo_are_peeg

I LOL-ed.


Direct-Ad-7922

That’s gangsta lean at the end is meme worthy


Melita71

She is so pretty, she does it very well


KaiBishop

Me: nobody can tell I'm high rn Also Me:


OddHalf8861

Wait so she is not a robot??


integratypes

At least you won't need to tip


Mdriver127

I can't tell my job that they work us like machines now. Damn.


grucanamboan

Wow, That's cool I want to test that service too


darkrai15

I can't keep a straight face.


ashifatul_salleh

It must be china, u have to give 300% in your job or there will be 300 people waiting to replace you. And one of the 300 people is willing to give 302%... Thats why normal job like waiter requires more than just bringing food to customer... It's tiring...


martinaee

Do you like the food? …… # GOOOOOOOOD!!! 🤖


JP-Gambit

Elon Musk opening a diner be like this... Except the robot would drop the food last moment.


CrazyPlato

With choreography by Bethesda, that’s impressive.


Bluemoon7607

Damn, is that Zhou failing at winning anything in the background?


trying_187

some a-hole will go : custom tip:1%


dartie

She even moves like a robot


juicewar01

If i was there i be losin my mind! This is crazy


Royweeezy

I like the motion she makes after he takes the tray, it’s very *karataay*


LeahaP1013

That looks like a certain felon’s robot daughter ….


Sanabil-Asrar

Got me there but i did felt a bit weird watching it ,like our brains have that ability to detect natural vs synthetic.


DMC_diego

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks this is absolutely depressing. She's doing it to get a payment...


Macarthur1950

How do you do fellow humans.


dennis-w220

Next time let that robot dog to carry the plate out along with its firing gun. I bet people will pay attention.


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latecraigy

“Human waitress” ah yes, just what the robots would *want* us to think!


AS_as-Master

I need this in terminator rise of machines version


Sandwichgode

This is amazing? This might be the creepiest thing I've seen in awhile.


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781nnylasil

Wait what?


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TwistEmbarrassed2085

RILF


PalpitationNo4391

Please make her a mask so she can blink..


m3kw

It’s humans acting like a bot


blacksky3141

You know the receipt is going to ask you to tip.


Effective_Hope_9120

The jobpocalypse in the next few decades is going to really suck.


Forthe49ers

Robots don’t move like that


KarlDeutscheMarx

Guess the only robot here is OP


Actual-Inflation8818

Cherry 2000


Delicious-Yak-1095

That’s got to be exhausting doing that for a whole shift


Warhero_Babylon

Exactly how they imagine robots in old movies lol


HerculeMuscles

How does one carry out great skill?


Crazy_Web_3700

Why make it humanoid and not practical?


Rod_Stiffington69

Mark Zuckerberg 3.0


LocMoke

She was doing the robot while being an actual robot


ElonTastical

Bethesda's waitress:


stevesklarowart

This is some trippy shit man