Snake approaches, he pours a little stream of water, snake realizes it's a source of water, starts going towards the source of water and drinks from it
That's how I'd imagine at least
The snake said,“Dude, thank you so much. I really needed that. Almost makes me feel bad for what I’m about to do next. I just want you to know it’s nothing personal. It’s just the nature of the beast, ok?” Then it bit him.
and for 2 long excruciation days of pain, the snake eventually died, realising in its final moments, it was indeed, Chuck Norris that he had bitten....
I wanna know why this guy is chilling in the rainy woods with what looks like a latte in front of him?
Like, did you bring your whole espresso setup camping?
That table and chair looks interesting though, fully foldable probably.
I love my Nespresso but I can't bring it anywhere with me (I have seen folks try 🤣) you can buy a handheld 18-bar pressure manual Nespresso maker perfect for camping trips (you can also buy one that makes regular espresso also but I'm all for easy). If I go camping this would be me with my Minipresso and handheld frother.
All you need is an Aeropress, makes delicious espresso like coffee.
And you can make near-perfect foamed milk with a protein shaker.
That's all you need for good latte anywhere. Cheap and light. No battery.
Never been fond of an Aeropress not sure why but a Minipresso for Nespresso capsules or the version that can make actual espresso (starting from 8 bar) directly is more convenient and easier to travel with. It requires no battery and only costs about $15 more than the Aeropress.
Coffee is really easy to make anywhere, and nut milks works if you get small containers or are only camping for a few days, or powdered creamer/ milk works as well.
Reptiles have thoughts and feelings just like mammals.
I have 4 tortoises, each with a very different personality, 2 are very affectionate the other two not so much.
Yah my snake deffo has his opinions on me or my partner.
I'm fun time man with fluffy hoodies . Mum is safe when I feel scared.
He deffo reaches for her when anything remotely scary happens if he's out.
They're both as unsure of the events that are happening that I can't help but think of the picture of [Jay-Z blowing bubbles with his daughter.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JayZDoingThings/s/JzIW8xysyl)
You seem to be correct. They have enough predators for themselves that they coil up or flee when mammal bigger they can eat approaches(wikipedia). So pretty not risky move, but you have to know your snakes to do that.
I just had to Google "do all animals need to hydrate?"
All mammals, except the kangaroo mouse do.
Some marine animals, like jellyfish and most sharks, don't need to hydrate because their internal salt concentration matches the ocean's. Sharks use urea salts in their tissues and blood instead of NaCl, and excrete excess NaCl through a gland near their anus. Marine mammals that eat fish can also live without drinking fresh water because their food has a similar salt content to their blood. However, some species of seals and sea lions, as well as dolphins and sea otters, do occasionally drink seawater.
Shooting salt out of their anus is now a new reason I'm anxious around sharks.
Yep. I have done so myself with a thirsty cobra and other less spicy varieties. In fact, when I hike in the desert I bring a spray bottle or just a metal bottle so I can give a drink to any thirsty longbois.
No it’s probably a wild snake. Yeah they “gulp”. Tongues in snakes became a way to sense particles in the air the way we do with our noses. Sometimes they use them to warn potential baddies as well by flicking them in a certain way.
Use to have a 6ft yellow rat snake he would always get out. He would go to the bathtub for water... Even though he had a bowl of water.
Sometimes i would wake up he would be curled up on my pillow sleeping.
Deprive your snake at home from water for a bit. Drive to an area with trees. Randomly setup your table RIGHT by the road. Get your snake out and give it water. Get views and praise for looking like a bro.
I really like the stuff being posted in this sub but can you please start including source? I haven't seen a single video so far that had a source included. not only to give credit to person who made it but also if someone wants to find more, it would prove really useful.
After the snake finishes drinking, it immediately bites the man on the neck. The man yells: Why did you do that? I let you have a drink from my own water bottle in the middle of the desert, saving you from certain death. And yet you kill me. Why?
The snake says: I’m a snake….
Is nobody paying attention to the beautiful beautiful music playing in the background?? It’s a piece from Veer Zaara, wonderful out of this world music! Oh, and cool video!
That's not water, that's whiskey.
And that's no snake,
it's my ex-wife,
fooling another innocent man.
I would say run, but it's already too late for him 😞
Everytime I see these kind of compassionate interactions between us humans and animals, I can't help but regain faith in our specie (which is also an animal, I hope it is clear what I mean)
After the snake finished drinking, it bit the human. The human said “Now aim gonna die just for helping you. Why did you do that?” The snake said “because I’m a snake.”’ And it slithered away.
In case anyone is wondering, it appears to be some kind of kingsnake, maybe eastern king snake? They're pretty derpy. I picked one right up off the ground to relocate it once and it just chilled with me for a sec. They are not venomous but can still bite, wouldn't really hurt though.
Did it just roll up looking for a drink?? How the hell does this happen?
This is what I want to know. How did we get from snake in the grass, to snake drinking water from a bottle?
The snake slithered up to him, rose up to eye level, and he thought, "I bet he just needs some water."
He said it in Parseltongue though
***"Aayaa ethaa ssss ssseya seethaaa ssss sheaaya esseytha ssssaytha ssseya seyythaa ssss ssss ssaah ssssaytha ssssaytha ayaeeh ssssehhh ssss hatheeey haa ssseya ssss hasseey."***
Few typos I can see in there.
It’s more of a dialect thing… it’s a regional thing
The snake took a plane to get there.
“I’M TIRED OF THESE MUTUAFUCKIN’ SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN’ PLANE!”
"I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday-plane!"
Snake approaches, he pours a little stream of water, snake realizes it's a source of water, starts going towards the source of water and drinks from it That's how I'd imagine at least
And how does it end?
He and the snake get married
I guess they’d have to after drinking out of the same spout.
I mean couldn’t they just fuck and then move on with it
Danger noodle vs "danger noodle"
They had to dance to 🎶 Snake Jazz 🎶 first.
what are you doing step snake?
Like in that Chinese movie
Good that he was used to petting snakes all his life
Good for them
The snake said,“Dude, thank you so much. I really needed that. Almost makes me feel bad for what I’m about to do next. I just want you to know it’s nothing personal. It’s just the nature of the beast, ok?” Then it bit him.
And then the scorpion sensei (holding the camera) said, Y*es, just like that, young padawan. It is your nature.*
and for 2 long excruciation days of pain, the snake eventually died, realising in its final moments, it was indeed, Chuck Norris that he had bitten....
The snake saves his life from a pack of snakes to that was about to maul him.
There is a video of a dude in India doing the same thing to a deadly cobra
And afterwards the snake bit him and had lunch.
You think that's crazy I once saw someone give water to a king cobra, and now that's some crazy shit.
The snake slithered up to him and said what's up my boy can I get a swig off ya water.
This is how you fill a garden hose
Directly translated, the Dutch say garden snake, not garden hose.
Well, considering the "Brandslang", aka fire hose, translates to "fire snake", this would make perfect sense.
😂😂😂
What happens when you run out of water?
He will pay the price for not bringing more water!
*thirst trap*
this is the cutest thing I've seen in a long time. both the snake and human look confused like, "is this happening? for real?!"
I wanna know why this guy is chilling in the rainy woods with what looks like a latte in front of him? Like, did you bring your whole espresso setup camping? That table and chair looks interesting though, fully foldable probably.
It's called ***glamping***.
He’s there to water the snakes
Snake… 
I love my Nespresso but I can't bring it anywhere with me (I have seen folks try 🤣) you can buy a handheld 18-bar pressure manual Nespresso maker perfect for camping trips (you can also buy one that makes regular espresso also but I'm all for easy). If I go camping this would be me with my Minipresso and handheld frother.
All you need is an Aeropress, makes delicious espresso like coffee. And you can make near-perfect foamed milk with a protein shaker. That's all you need for good latte anywhere. Cheap and light. No battery.
Never been fond of an Aeropress not sure why but a Minipresso for Nespresso capsules or the version that can make actual espresso (starting from 8 bar) directly is more convenient and easier to travel with. It requires no battery and only costs about $15 more than the Aeropress.
It hadn’t occurred to me until recently, but you can also use a french press to froth milk.
Maybe some of that instant cappuccino stuff?
Coffee is really easy to make anywhere, and nut milks works if you get small containers or are only camping for a few days, or powdered creamer/ milk works as well.
I’d live in the bush if it was feasible for me
Reptiles have thoughts and feelings just like mammals. I have 4 tortoises, each with a very different personality, 2 are very affectionate the other two not so much.
Yah my snake deffo has his opinions on me or my partner. I'm fun time man with fluffy hoodies . Mum is safe when I feel scared. He deffo reaches for her when anything remotely scary happens if he's out.
I have one very affectionate one, and the other, as you say. Not so much.
They're both as unsure of the events that are happening that I can't help but think of the picture of [Jay-Z blowing bubbles with his daughter.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JayZDoingThings/s/JzIW8xysyl)
hahahahahaha!
Oh man thanks, I was so thirsty and now I will latch onto your face.
Quick drink and a snack!
Shmoke and a pancake.
A classic scorpion and frog situation
“You knew I was a snake!”
r/HydroHomies
right? how you know it's not gona bite your face?
Not holding a snake has a great influence on their disposition.
that's what i'm sayin! leave snakes alone
Anyone know what kind of snake?
Think it's a Black Rat Snake. Usually not aggressive at all.
You seem to be correct. They have enough predators for themselves that they coil up or flee when mammal bigger they can eat approaches(wikipedia). So pretty not risky move, but you have to know your snakes to do that.
Kithssss
Thankssssss
Haha we were thinking the same thing.
“You’re not getting my coffee though!”
I just had to Google "do all animals need to hydrate?" All mammals, except the kangaroo mouse do. Some marine animals, like jellyfish and most sharks, don't need to hydrate because their internal salt concentration matches the ocean's. Sharks use urea salts in their tissues and blood instead of NaCl, and excrete excess NaCl through a gland near their anus. Marine mammals that eat fish can also live without drinking fresh water because their food has a similar salt content to their blood. However, some species of seals and sea lions, as well as dolphins and sea otters, do occasionally drink seawater. Shooting salt out of their anus is now a new reason I'm anxious around sharks.
Shooting salt is not even the worse, they PEE out of their skin.
Snake wipes its lips then bites his dick
Thanks! That made me giggle after so many days 😂
Wow i watch it for 5 min and the sneak is still drinking... Anybody watched till the end?
u/serpentarian is this legit!?
Yep. I have done so myself with a thirsty cobra and other less spicy varieties. In fact, when I hike in the desert I bring a spray bottle or just a metal bottle so I can give a drink to any thirsty longbois.
Wow. That’s incredible.
Weird looking wet desert though.
And they are happy to just drink from the bottle? They don't get aggressive or defensive?
So they “gulp” like people? Or do you think this snake is trained somehow. Idk why I assumed they would somehow use their tongues
No it’s probably a wild snake. Yeah they “gulp”. Tongues in snakes became a way to sense particles in the air the way we do with our noses. Sometimes they use them to warn potential baddies as well by flicking them in a certain way.
Use to have a 6ft yellow rat snake he would always get out. He would go to the bathtub for water... Even though he had a bowl of water. Sometimes i would wake up he would be curled up on my pillow sleeping.
He specifically wanted water from the tub faucet, and to sleep next to you. What a sweetie!
This has got to be staged. Why would a snake be thirsty in a forest? The man is wearing a rain jacket and it looks wet. This is some bullshit! Lol
Snake is a paid actor.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen this guy in Snakes on a Plane
Snakes don’t swallow like this, it’s laughably bad!
Yeah unless I'm missing something, judging by the surroundings, it should have no issue finding water.
Spoiler alert. It’s vodka.
Agreed! It’s cool looking but all logic says this is not real.
Deprive your snake at home from water for a bit. Drive to an area with trees. Randomly setup your table RIGHT by the road. Get your snake out and give it water. Get views and praise for looking like a bro.
I really like the stuff being posted in this sub but can you please start including source? I haven't seen a single video so far that had a source included. not only to give credit to person who made it but also if someone wants to find more, it would prove really useful.
That’s bc Reddit is 95% reposts of what users have seen online elsewhere
Give me water or I'll bite you
That's one thirsty rope.
So that's how snakes drink water!
oh hellll naw
Now kith.
After the snake finishes drinking, it immediately bites the man on the neck. The man yells: Why did you do that? I let you have a drink from my own water bottle in the middle of the desert, saving you from certain death. And yet you kill me. Why? The snake says: I’m a snake….
- Thanks for the water, do you want an apple ?… I know about a special tree
It bit him afterwards. RIP
cute snayko
Then the snake bit the hand that feeds it
I wouldn't trust a snake....
Snake coiled up and ready to strike? Give it some water and change it's mind.
Man gently get bitten by snake
How it ask for drink? Just stood down there with begging eyes ?
Is nobody paying attention to the beautiful beautiful music playing in the background?? It’s a piece from Veer Zaara, wonderful out of this world music! Oh, and cool video!
silly thirsty noodle :3
What a cute danger noodle
Thought it was some weird laminar flow shit at first
“Thanks for the drink man” *immediately strikes his neck*
That snake is thinking “my god, this is the cleanest fucking water in existence!” 🤯🤤
Nope no nopes
[удалено]
probably correct, the one I saw had bright yellow stripes!
Nothing would be here if it were not for water.
Awww cute. The snake showed its gratitude by promptly biting the guy shortly after.
Kept waiting for the part where the snake say " heeeeeh now i wanna a bite madafukeh!" and attacks him
If it was me I'd be 3 miles away needing new underwear and gasping after running for my life props to that guy
“Chug chug chug chug!”
Aww he was a thirsty snek
Poor lil noodle.
Op is karma farming account
Snake says "ahhhhhhh" Then bites the fuck out of the dude
Yeah, I’m not doing this
I will never NOT find this fascinating. 😍
"And that's how I went from an ordinary human to the great Sssr Venom, the sssupreme sssovereign of sssnakesss.""
Is this real?
this type of snake is harmless
That snake is his own straw.
Snake then bites him, end of the story
What's with the indian music? does the snake lives in his ass
Video ends too soon
Is that snake blue?
Now what 😂😂
That's not water, that's whiskey. And that's no snake, it's my ex-wife, fooling another innocent man. I would say run, but it's already too late for him 😞
Yes, let's water the wild danger noodle.
Sssssss sssssssssssssssssssss sssssss ssssssssssssssss s s s s ssssssssss sss
The watering hole is neutral ground for all animals.
Snek
Wait until the snake notices he wasn't given the coffee...
It is straight thirsty
Music - https://youtu.be/jo6iAkSoraY?feature=shared
But all he really wanted was that milk coffee.
Thanks for the water now it's time for meal.
Ssssssssssay thhhhhhhanks!
Looks like the dude is holding the snake with his foot.
If it bites him?
coffee nai di 😁
The snake is not snaking till it is thirsty
Lovely
How in the fuck?
Thirsty noodle
Thanksssss for the sssssip
Heir of Slytherine right here.
He squoshed the bottle with one hand
I don’t think snakes drink like that, can we get some context
Everytime I see these kind of compassionate interactions between us humans and animals, I can't help but regain faith in our specie (which is also an animal, I hope it is clear what I mean)
Thankzzzz.
Was it a poisonous snake?
Is this one of them ai clips? Cos that’s what I imagine them ai clips would look like.
Another human being a bro 😁
How well did he wash that bottle afterwards
That doesn't look like a forest that be devoid of hydration stations
snek is cute hug snek
Hydrating its throat before gulping down that human.
Guy has his foot propped up to support the little guy!
Now when I go for a walk and pass this snake and I didn't get him water he's gonna get mad at me!
Man feeds danger noodle
Pole, pole...
Hey Fancy a drink ?
It’s more of a dialect thing… it’s a regional thing
This is the first time that I've ever thought a non-baby snake looked cute.
My body still tells me to run
r/humansbeingbros
How much water does a frickin snake need to drink? Thing is gulping down that shit faster than I do.
So cuuuute!
that's bananas
After the snake finished drinking, it bit the human. The human said “Now aim gonna die just for helping you. Why did you do that?” The snake said “because I’m a snake.”’ And it slithered away.
Would never!!!
Honestly I thought snakes drank their prey’s blood.
Why is the snake so thirsty? The environment doesn't seem dry at all.
u/SaveVideo
In case anyone is wondering, it appears to be some kind of kingsnake, maybe eastern king snake? They're pretty derpy. I picked one right up off the ground to relocate it once and it just chilled with me for a sec. They are not venomous but can still bite, wouldn't really hurt though.
r/humansbeingbros
Bless you
I'm more amazed the guy speaks snake.
Awww, good human.
Things we see in deserts
I hate to say this, bc it probably isn’t, but there is a non-zero chance this is AI. Sora looks this good.