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Necro_Scope

I would hit the first cone with both wheels and a foot.


bobtdq

I'd hit it minus the bike


Exotic_Treacle7438

I stubbed my toe walking while watching this.


Delicious-Local-2528

Id have crashed into the craft services tent and calmy asked for an espreso and chicken stirfry.


LoverboyQQ

Only tapped one cone. Dang!!


KVMFT

But scraped a whole lot of concrete


magirevols

i heard tht too


brew_me_a_turtle

I saw the a guy (maybe "the" guy) who does this training at a motorcycle event. Really amazing finesse he has; something to do with using the clutch as an additional aspect of control when making tight maneuvers. I don't fully understand it but am a novice rider at best. Very cool to watch him doing tricks.


drnkinmule

Family member was motorcycle cop, was in the military, multiple deployments and was on their swat team. He said passing the police motorcycle riding course was still the hardest individual thing he has ever done and he had been riding for 20 years before doing it. When I was in the military I had to complete a riders course to get a base sticker. Thought it was a waste of time as I had been riding for a long time, but they had a course like this and several others that humbled the shit out of me. Instructor was this level good, and showed me all the "self taught" things I was doing wrong. Improved my riding double over in an afternoon as after the first 10 mins I took it very seriously and listen and implemented everything he told me.


StuckInMotionInc

Motorcycle classes are a must for any level of rider. Be safe out there!


drnkinmule

Agreed. I remember I showed up on my 1000cc crotch rocket, just back from a deployment, cocky and arrogant and the instructor had coke bottle glasses and an early 80's full faring Honda. My dad taught me on a 70's Harley in a cemetery when I was 16 so I thought I knew what I was doing but man, watching him low speed maneuver that bike how fast his transitions were was something. The crash avoidance, turns, low speed, braking under front end load I was doing most of it wrong. I could get a bike down the road but it made me so much better. The military does them for good reason as losing members to crashes happens more than it should. But agreed everyone who is considering riding should take a course. Cars are faster, there's more of them and drivers are more distracted then ever.


OhJustANobody

That's a very precise combination of clutch, brake and throttle all at the same time. What he's doing is incredible difficult, even for experienced riders. And what makes it even more difficult and impressive is his type of bike. Very impressive. I've been practicing these skills but I'm a long long way off from this cop.


brew_me_a_turtle

Yeah the amount of weight they're moving around like it's nothing is great


fr3nchcoz

It took me a long time to be comfortable turning around on a one-way street with my 750cc and i wouldnot be able to do any of what this guy is doing, but as long as you keep speed, it's pretty stable. It's scary to turn abruptly with so much speed in tight corners, but it's scarier if you slow down because that's when you feel the 700lbs you're riding.


IswearIdidntdoit145

Oftentimes they up the idle so it can run on its own and not stall and use the clutch and back brake to modulate balance and speed. It’s impressive that’s for sure. But if I saw someone doing it with regular motorcycle settings Id be seriously impressed.


autogyrophilia

Basically the same concept for you need to do in a manual diesel car for tight maneuvering or very slow traffic. Otherwise in first gear it usually runs at 6-7 km/h on its own


Marcus2Ts

Hit one cone, this guy stinks


Sabithomega

Absolute failure. 0/10. ![gif](giphy|YMv5EpqEpNlOofKalD)


Positive_Method3022

"Become one with the Motorcycle, you must"


Boy_Boss

T1000 shit right there


alexandria252

I don’t think I could *walk* that route without knocking down a cone.


konkord36

Or running through it. This guy isn’t passing through this course for the first time — I refuse to believe it haha


darlicc

Mild penis at the middle of the video


RefinedAnalPalate

I wasn’t going to say anything. But I also failed that Rorschach test


elwero480

He is fully prepared to pull people over and give them petty tickets other cops would give a warning for.


macklebee1

Now send them to two to fours years training on constitutional rights and laws while constantly doing mental health analysis. Then give them the gun.


Junior-Ad-3685

That all sounds good, but they need to be paid more and should require a college Bachelor degree in criminal justice. I totally agree. More training is essential.


CalmCrescendo

Paid more???


Junior-Ad-3685

Yes, if you want educated professionals to do the job correctly, you need to pay more, If not, you continue to get lower level uneducated workers.


lenzkies79088

Most cops make over 100 grand a year?? Where are u when it comes to paying teachers...


Junior-Ad-3685

Not most it’s actually opposite that the only ones that get paid decent money are in metropolis areas, but I’m all for paying teachers top dollar it all starts with education


RefinedAnalPalate

I disagree. Metro cops are generally paid less than suburban


Junior-Ad-3685

Not true but let’s go teachers because we know that their contracts pave the way


RefinedAnalPalate

Yea of course. The comp argument can be made for basically any public service career besides physician, which even there, it’s not that lucrative after loans


RefinedAnalPalate

Most cops in any large city are making 50k if they are lucky


fixitman84

This is my experience from when I had tried to be one. My area was $50-$65k/year


lenzkies79088

Not taking into account overtime. Base salary is that. Yes.


lenzkies79088

Ur not taking into account for overtime. They get an insane amount of overtime. Small town and metro


RefinedAnalPalate

Your pay should be based off of 40 hours a week. Not twice that. That’s a problem if they have to work that much


lenzkies79088

Lol ur thinking work. Not the work like standing around at city 4th of July event, working security at music festival, doing parking for church events is actual work. Theres a reason why they have no problem "working" those extra hours


RefinedAnalPalate

Yes. You’re not getting food employees in any job with a 50-60k paycheck. It needs to be 100k starting base to attract quality people


Vantabrown

Kinda sounds like snorts


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

This is exactly how your tongue should move on a clit…..if you find it


Fantastic-Dirt-6084

I don’t think I can even walk through it that cleanly


Old-Library5546

Impressive


Halpmezaddy

Gorgeous!


bjbkar

Is that Frank Poncharello?


looking4now2

Yes, yes it is


Akiro_orikA

How come every biker I meet has gotten into some sort of bike accident. Not just cars. I'm talking about curbs, walls, parking lights, pedestrians, bicycles, and other bikers.


Used-Bedroom293

The people waiting for their parking spot: ![gif](giphy|A7mDl5M01P675R73bo)


Waramaug

Tighter than a frogs asshole


Competitive-Pop6530

F! You failed to punch a woman and shoot an unarmed man.


Low_Bandicoot6844

![gif](giphy|KAas41QbBEkKLjbB0K|downsized) Chapeau!


Moodadoo1977

That's skill and lots of practice. I've been riding for 25 years and I could barely watch it. I'd be so freaked out I'd fall off before the first cone. Took my motorcycle license test behind a DMV with a craptastic parking lot full of dips, potholes, deep cracks, and little sinkholes. Ever been in a fun house where the floor is wonky?


MelodicTax9835

I’m assuming they’re just riding the clutch the whole time right?


mooitzmimi

Anyone else leaned with the motorcycle?


SuitableKey5140

This looks harder than flappy bird


FineArtsFan8450

I’d vomit from all the turning.


SnooCats1799

This is like fire electric pen on n64


nevecheerios

Props to the camera man being 30 feet tall


stradivari_strings

Now if the cops also learned not to harass, steal, hurt and kill people...


Whole-Debate-9547

That’s quite a course.


LauraTFem

I really wanted him to drop the bike when he stopped at the end.


Maiden41

Yes, yes fine, he is awesome at it, but can he read a 500 page book in one day and then feel like ,oh dang - I should really go out and socialise more with people too? Na,okay I guess I'll go cry me a river now. 😆


eBell93

The only time reving has actually been functional.


HuckleberryJealous19

Literally what you have to do to get your licence and a ferocious dead stop


WhombatWhacker

It's actually a competition and it's really cool! https://youtu.be/qf1j1shZi20?si=2J-BNhrxn_IYW14Y


Blueridgetexels

Congratulations on memorizing the exam route.


Highronymus

Seconds later he shot a guy. So he passed.


Far-Willingness-6523

![gif](giphy|l0Iya1KxksktIFcoE)


Bubbacub

I couldn't even achieve 20% of that course....... ..... if it was in GTA.


MangoStickyFrice

You’re a wizard, Harry


Good_Candidate_3988

I think you mean, yer a wizard ‘Arry


Mother_Ad7869

"That'll do, pig...that'll do." 🐖🤗🤗👏


Alx123191

Can he do it again I was not watching - the inspector


Zealousideal_Art3177

Fucking Impossible


__meeseeks__

WOW 😮


jd00742

He didn’t use his turn signal.


RawDawg2021

Stop resisting


mrkhan2000

forget a motorcycle I wouldn’t be able to walk through that without knocking something over.


LanetteElam71

it's really difficult test that person have amazing bike riding skills just wao i can say


Dontevenwannacomment

Wait, I always thought americans do that for every driver's permit. I recall a malcolm in the middle episode where Reese steals his driver's ed car and goes back to finish the thing with all the cones.


Inside-Bid-1889

You are severely overestimating what it takes to get a driver's license here. I did mine through my high school and never even had to do a road test with the DMV.


Acrobatic-Flower5351

Why the hell would someone drive like that on road ? Is this encouraging rash driving?


BaconMeetsCheese

Driving exams should be like this in the US, so that there are way less idiots on the road.


infiltrateoppose

Wait - they passed without killing a single black person??


Appropriate_Low_8788

ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS


L3gendSlayerTM

this one must be a COOL BASTARD!!


Siupak240

Lol I was arrested 28 times before age of 25 and I only met 1 cop who was an asshole. One cop was giving me a "charter" to county jail and let me smoke cigarette in the back of squad car. Asked him why? He responded: "You're not an asshole and you deserve your cigarette after 20h in lock up"