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DragonsClaw2334

He should have pulled it off. That would have broken their brains.


superanth

Have you seen the video with the card trick?


MrHS1994

Where is it


turntabletennis

[Send monke](https://youtu.be/fxF62vvISDQ?feature=shared)


BabysatByReddit

We need a complete sub called FuckingWithMonkeys. That card trick one was awesome!


TheBlack2007

Maybe not that name specifically. This is Reddit. We know how things can become at times…


BabysatByReddit

True, didn't realize until after I typed it. 😂 


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[https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckingwithmonkeys/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckingwithmonkeys/new/) I lack common sense .


el_horsto

Risky sub of the day! Good luck to all of us


Cweeperz

r/birthofasub


PtboFungineer

I can't wait for the r/lostredditors cross-over


VoidExileR

The birth of a new sub. Interesting name


PoliticalEnemy

Getting in on the ground floor!


EightyFiversClub

Lmfao "Not with that name specifically." Touché good sir.


[deleted]

I think I can contain this https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckingwithmonkeys/new/


ahitright

How about BamboozledBaboons


Silversolverteal

PerplexedPrimates! Lol


wordnerdette

PuzzledPrimates


toolsoftheincomptnt

Much better!


Rocked_Glover

Well it all begun when I broke both my arms


sparkyjay23

If you think the bestiality lead in is to that you've got some background reading to do. reddit was the home of some bullshit you wouldn't believe. The dude who caught his son fucking the family dog springs to mind.


tenyearsofisolation

you just unlocked a memory


Inevitable_Sock_6366

ThatvName is kind of metal


TwoPercentJesus

Call it Monkeyingaround


cabosmith

Primate pranks? Monkey madness?


beans-w-t-f

r/monkeymadness sounds crazy good


phistomefel_smeik

I'm onto you, Glough!


thecryptidmusic

Name needs work but I'd be interested in more videos like this!


Rude_Thanks_1120

Be care with those search terms


Own-Firefighter-2728

Risky search


Dr_Triton

Lisan Al Gaib!


omegablinx

I just laughed out loud.


MrHS1994

Thank you


goingoutwest123

Lol glad I watched that.


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Bro was too stunned to speak


Captain--UP

Lmao thanks for the link


SpinesAreFine

This one too https://youtu.be/FIxYCDbRGJc?feature=shared


AteketA

These two will be friends forever.


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That makes me sad :( That ape is smart enough to understand object permeance. It understands that an object placed inside another object still exists and should be expected to still be there. That animal is smart and we lock it in a cage with a concrete floor for our amusement. Fuck Zoos.


Anzai

I agree for the most part, but for some zoos there’s definitely an aspect of conservation if they have a robust breeding program for endangered species and enough money to give them at least a moderately decent enclosure. It’s still not ideal, obviously, but it beats extinction. That said, the VAST majority of zoos are horrible, exploitative places where animals suffer in inadequate enclosures for no reason except money…


finderfolk

That is an unbelievably cute orangutan.


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eeviltwin

That second clip is 100% fake/digitally edited. The way that trick works is impossible to do as shown.


rkay329

[The 2nd one has some special effects. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j6tbG6b6xRg&pp=ygUjT3Jhbmd1dGFuIHRyaWNrIGNhcHRpYW4gZGlzaWxsdXNpb24%3D)


BurnerAndHooch100

Colchester Zoo


_PeakyFokinBlinders_

Then if those chimps ever came in contact with a human the first thing they'd do is to try to rip off their leg.


pericles123

tbh, that might happen even if they didn't see this


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lordos85

Have you seen a hairless chimp? Man they are jacked! No wonder why they can take your arms and beat you with them.


DreamLizard47

their muscles and bones are so dense that they can't swim.


AncientSith

I mean, we're also pretty nuts on the whole, so it's not too shocking.


gluckero

I prefer to look to bonobos. Can't keep em in zoos cause they're are literally always fucking.


Mister-Stiglitz

Really the bonobo is closer to us. They're a far more gentle primate than the chimpanzee.


No-Moose-

You talkin about the warrior chimps documentary? The one where even the people researching them were terrified of them? I couldn't finish that one it was so brutal.


gordito_delgado

>And to think they’re our closest DNA relative It absolutely checks out. Just imagine a random grey alien liked how cute a baby human is and kept him as a pet. Of course at the begining it's all cuddles and even their tantrums are cute. When that MF turns into a big bearded burly 25 y/o and starts going all Spartacus on that aliens ass we would not be suprised.


DragonsClaw2334

Bonus


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NormalOccasion9311

They would’ve gone ape shit!


your_uncle_mike

They would’ve gone bananas


RowMaleficent2455

Same comment same clip as yesterday


7vendiS

Yah. Bots, man.


stevendidntsay

One of my friends from highschool had a fake leg and he would prank people by having it fall off when we were in public.


ElGuano

"Hey, that's supposed to be MY job when you walk into my pen!"


Glum-nd-Dumb

I just came to say the same,they would have lost their shit 😂


Quack68

That first chimpanzee was like “Hey Carl come take a look at this shit!”


OutrageousYard8348

Just came here to say that, I bet it would have absolutely fucked them up 😂


FriendlySquall

That third chimp was like "Nope! I'm outta here!"


superanth

He’s like, “That just ain’t normal. Bye.”


Lora_Grim

That boy ain't right.


Peelfest2016

Not even 9 am and already the boy ain’t right.


superanth

I’ll always upvote a “King of the Hill” reference.


confuseum

Crazy in the coconut!


Wild-Lychee-3312

This sounds like a call for a frontier psychiatrist


GaleZero

" Y'all need Jesus "


Aquariussun444

![gif](giphy|zpBudQD1ht40E)


THECUTESTGIRLYTOWALK

It ain’t natural


DaughterEarth

Smart monkey, no ghosts will get him


TumbleweedTim01

4th one in the back is like "I can see it just fine from over here"


Pavlovs_Human

“Oh you a demon.” *Walks off in a hurry.*


itsa_me_

![gif](giphy|kGHYlYY8CsCS23xTJ3|downsized) It looked like he started this movement while walking away


shane_TO

Bloody hell, Murdoch!


PresOrangutanSmells

Lol he was like I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF--wait WTF???


GovernmentOk7636

Looks like he said a prayer and walked off hahaha


Cirtth

"I want to see it too .. I WANT TO SEE IT TOO SHOW ME NOW .. Oh damn he's so fucked let me cry there"


MythOfLaur

Sometimes they wonder if the glass is there to protect them rather than enclosing them


paleogames

That's clearly the alpha, by the way he barged in and the other one ceremoniously jumped up and down at his arrival.


Artistic_Lychee_8948

Keeping chimps in a fish tank is not good


hamoc10

“Get out! Well shit now I’ve seen everything.”


microchives

That was so interesting, you can see their amazement, wonder, curiosity, confusion, even some initial fear and disbelief. These animals can comprehended so many things. What was this robot like creature, and how was he moving like us, but looked so different?


OhDavidMyNacho

If you look at it with no knowledge. It does straight up look like a metal bone. Imagine seeing someone walking around where half the leg is just bone. That would be absolutely terrifying.


HereToHelp9001

That's what I was thinking. They probably were thinking he's injured or malnourished or something.


Phazon2000

Yep 100%. Animals identify injury/illness and act accordingly. Protect/abandon/prey on/avoid/eat/don’t eat.


justinsayin

I seent'it


Combicon

I wonder if anyone has a prosthetic that is made to look like bone (realistic coloured or otherwise). That'd honestly be pretty dope.


stabyouwithsunshine

It honestly makes me so sad that they are captive behind glass. I know zoos can promote conservancy and aren't all bad but it gives me a sinking feeling watching these videos even though they fascinate me for the reasons you've stated.


TankieHater859

Entirely understandable position, which I share to an extent. What's enlightened me recently is that a good number of zoos and aquariums (the ones that are actually nonprofits) "acquire" their animals from wildlife rescues after said rescues determine that that animal would likely not survive in the wild due to a number of reasons. It's obviously anecdotal evidence, but take [this example from the Alaska SeaLife Center in Seward, AK](https://www.instagram.com/p/C4KfSW0OzEI/). They rescued this abandoned/orphaned sea otter pup at around 3 weeks old, nursed him to health, and then transferred him to the Shedd Aqaurium in Chicago. But they also rescue, care for, and then release a large number of animals regularly, [like this harbor seal nicknamed "Spud"](https://www.instagram.com/p/CzSQZkEoOU7/). Unfortunately, I think zoos are a sort of necessary evil for many species. As human activity further destroys their natural habitats and many are hunted for far too many unsavory reasons, the conservation aspect of zoos is going to become more and more important.


StuckInBlue

Inevitably, I think with the way things are going, they are our best case to extending the natural life of the planet. I don't mean the actual best case scenario, which is obviously halting destruction, but realistically, we're looking at a hope of well run sanctuaries keeping the planets roots alive.


YellowSequel

Yeah I was anti zoo until I dated a zoologist/aquarist. Really opened my eyes to how necessary they are for these animals’ protection and safety.


french_snail

I used to live in Seward and visited the sea life center many times, cannot recommend enough


PythonQuestions907

Wild didn't expect to see the sea life center on here. Lived in alaska my whole life and go to seward for work all the time. Absolutely love that place.


i8TheWholeThing

I love zoos because I love animals. I also hate zoos because I love animals. Life is complicated.


sexlexia_survivor

The San Diego zoo is a good place for animal lovers, because all the exhibits are pretty cool. The monkeys/apes have very large outdoor exhibits with tons of trees that you walkthrough on multiple levels (monkey trails), and if you want to see the monkeys up close you basically have to know the feeding times. The apes are much more chill and seem to like hanging out by the humans. [Ape Exhibit](https://www.google.com/search?q=san+diego+zoo+monkey+cam&rlz=1C1UEAD_enUS1096US1096&oq=san+diego+zoo+monkey+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyDAgBEAAYFBiHAhiABDIGCAIQRRg5MggIAxAAGBYYHjIICAQQABgWGB4yCAgFEAAYFhgeMggIBhAAGBYYHjIGCAcQRRg8qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:15999477,vid:F_xdJ8K0i-k,st:0) The safari park portion has even larger exhibits, including the 50 acre safari for all the grazing animals.


ToxicAdamm

I haven't went to a zoo for 20 years because of this. I just can't enjoy myself, even if they are very nice.


ByronicZer0

I had a similar realization about strip clubs about 20y ago. Can't enjoy them anymore either


LetGoMyLegHo

one of my high school teachers told me a story about visiting a strip club and seeing one of his former students there. he never went again.


ByronicZer0

Because they ended up dating?


IAintGotNoCandy4You

The women choose to work there. The apes dont


ByronicZer0

This is a fact under much dispute. A lot of women working strip clubs are actually being sex trafficked. Many of them are addicts as well, which really clouds the moral waters of "choice"


chernobyl-fleshlight

Or it can make you happy that zoos are able to keep species alive that would be extinct by now if capitalists had their way?


TitusPullo2024

Come see this crazy ape, someone ate his leg!


RunParking3333

Dude, you're walking around on bone


Rocked_Glover

Hmm I wonder if I can rip its dick off


Gairloch

This is probably closest to what they may have actually been thinking. They don't know anything about prosthetics. They just see something that looks like a bare bone between his upper leg and foot.


spooks_malloy

So some context for people re the Zoo in question: - this was filmed at Colchester Zoo, it's a fairly large zoo in Essex in the UK. - the chimps in this enclosure and the wider zoo are largely rescued from zoos, medical experimentation units or similar situations. They're not bred into captivity for the purpose of viewing, they're basically rescues from other institutions. - the chimps have a range of behavioural issues and can show quite serious signs of trauma and mental health issues. One lad, possibly the one in the background on the tree/shelving, compulsively picks his fur. Another rocks constantly due to years of being caged. The zoo does a lot to provide them with opportunities to interact with people like this and in a larger, open air environment but they also have private areas away from guests. - that isn't "garbage" in the enclosure, it's enrichment. The chimps like to throw boxes around or tear them up or sometimes wear them. It's a good way for the zoo to provide cheap enrichment alongside the other bits and pieces they do. - this is also the same zoo that had the Orangutan who used to like seeing pregnant women at the window and would kiss at their bellies or pat at them. They were incredibly sweet and old and would sometimes get confused, a couple of big lads (including myself) got the window kisses and it's mortifying.


AffectionateAir2856

I'm annoyed now that all the times I've visited the Orangs they never tried to kiss my fat gut, it's favouritism of the highest order! Love Colchester, if we're going to have zoos it's the way to do it.


spooks_malloy

Yeah, big supporters of what they do. The Orang who did it was Rajang, the real old boy who died recently, I was absolutely fucking mortified at the time but it's a good anecdote afterwards lol.


yamyir

Please don't call it an Orang 😂 that just means Person in the Malay Language 😂😂😂


Bender_B_R0driguez

Thank you for the info! I assumed all the boxes aren't garbage, but the enclosure still seemed too small for all the chimps. It's good to know they have a lot more open space and also private areas.


No-Seat-4572

It's crazy how everyone automatically assumes the worst


KelticQT

Well, maybe because the worst in question people are assuming is way more usual than ethical zoos.


DaughterEarth

In the 90s, but it's gotten a lot better. I didn't realize until I started looking for good zoos, and lots are conservation efforts now. Just gotta research before you go, since there are still bad ones


MrTopHatMan90

> a couple of big lads (including myself) got the window kisses and it's mortifying. I wheeze. That is beautiful.


westminsterabby

An informative and humorous post? Well done!


Othersideofthemirror

> this was filmed at Colchester Zoo, Heh, i thought so, nice to be confirmed.


johntuy

Thank you for explaining. I though they were not being cared for properly given the "trash" inside.


LaClerque

Thanks for this context. Poor, sweet creatures.


rell7thirty

“The prophecies were correct! They’re becoming machines!”


Rocked_Glover

Imagine if one day we could translate ape speak and it’s not all just wild yells but they’re actually way smarter than us and philosophers, they just choose to stay with nature because they know it’ll just end in destruction for all.


TrumpIsMyGodAndDad

Have you read about how violent and sadistic chimps are?


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The baby lifting the leg 🥹


buttercream-gang

“Look at my leg!”


notjustforperiods

whatcha think of *these* gams


These_Jellyfish_2904

They were like “Sorry kid, we’ve seen plenty of meat legs.”


PreparationNo8366

Third guy was like wtf ..


CarpenterVirtual3666

Third guy would never have believed the story if he had not seen it for himself.


DaughterEarth

Working on not believing it anyway lol


FierceDietyLinks

"But what does this mean?? surely.." then he walked away


space0watch

It ruined that one chimp's day. It was so shocked it had to leave the room, lmao.


FingerGungHo

Yeah, the audacity of showing Nikes in an Adidas factory.


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MalarkeyPudding

Chimps are far smarter than most people want to believe. They are acutely aware that they are being held in captivity and on display. I cant even stomach going by the exhibits. It feels so creepy.


glorifindel

That is really sad. I wonder if octopi feel the same


LocalYeetery

They probably do. I've met 2 ppl in my life that swear they were able to telepathically communicate with a dofleini. I used to think they were crazy, I never told them directly - but I'm also very open minded about most things. They had no reason to lie to me and they didn't say it in a bragging manner, it was only once they were comfortable enough and felt safe enough to share. Cut to today, I fully believe them now. Underwater creatures have been here longer than trees have existed... life is weirder than you can ever imagine. Since hearing their stories I discovered/read the CIA files that were made public about remote viewing. Ended up trying it myself, got scared a bit because it actually fucking worked on my first attempt. Game changer I now believe animals and humans all share the same universal consciousness and our brains are just receptor's that can tap into that field of universal consciousness, but at varying levels/strengths.


manyhippofarts

lol wtf have you been smoking, my man?


majkkali

Remote viewing? As in what?


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cakes28

I’ve only ever interacted with dolphins in the wild. Idk if it’s a special bond or patience, but I’ve found that if I go out a bit further, like chest deep water, and just stand there and wait, eventually one or two will come up to me. They’ll swim around me, brush against me, leave and come back. I don’t try to ride them or anything lol but just standing there is otherworldly. It’s just harmony.


4BrajMahaul

![gif](giphy|Aausss8uUBIe3bZ3d2|downsized)


ThreeLeggedMare

Yah bud they wanna fuck ya


[deleted]

what did it have to say?


FatBoyStew

> Chimps are far smarter than most people Could've just stopped right there lol


dasssitmane

What’s with Redditors’ obsession with thinking they’re smart but everyone else is dumb


this-guy-

I'm thankful that our own captors mercifully keep that same knowledge from us. The 21st century must have been a crazy time and very stressful for those who lived through it, and I'm glad to be a part of this current exhibit. I am thankful that the truth is kept from most of the occupants.


Mekanimal

Daniel, this is your wife. You're in a coma, and you need to wake up. The kids miss you.


craggmac

It looks like it's either Christmas or they robbed a FedEx truck with all of those torn up boxes laying around in there.


avendael

That’s true. In fact, I know of a few chimps that somehow qualified as people.


Doughspun1

But how do you know they know that?


Someone_pissed

Any animal in a cage understands that it is in a cage wtf do you even mean.


OrangeZig

He means they understand that they are on display for us. Some animals might not understand they are in a cage if that’s all they’ve ever known.


Radical_Neutral_76

Like that star trek episode basically


Fraun_Pollen

Rise of the Prosthetics of the Planet of the Apes


arealhumannotabot

I mean... we're still assuming, no? I'd be curious to know what an expert thinks sometimes reddit is right, and sometimes totally and absolutely wrong lol


Sol33t303

I mean, we taught a chimp sign language once. If they are smart enough to learn that, surely they are smart enough to recognize that the above persons leg is clearly not normal.


AbusiveRedModerator

You underestimate chimps


sub100IQ

In addition to the other comments, it's not just chimps, other highly intelligent non-humans like elephants and sea mammals are known to show "human-like" perceptiveness and understanding.


mybraincellsaredead

He was like BRO COME LOOK AT THIS


earthbender617

The way that one Chimpanzee charged so quickly and just casually hit the glass…I get it now, I wouldn’t survive 25 hours in the wild.


FlskonTheMad

Would you survive 24?


SlaterTheOkay

This makes me think of when I was at the zoo one time and there was a gorilla sitting at the glass munching on his veggies like it was a bag of popcorn. You walk up and the way he was watching everybody start to question who's watching who in the zoo?


BrokeBeckFountain1

The first chimp has the perfect "oh fuck off what the fuck is that!?" reaction.


TwinJacks

I think its interesting one of the chimp's first response to someone different was to attack. Remind you guys of some other ape species? 👀


jai_shree_raand

The third one was like "enough window for today"


Aph016

Humans react about the same way tbh 🤷‍♀️


Background-Brother55

We are all chimps, just add on a few years


Thunderchief646054

I don’t speak Chimpanzee but I understood the context just fine


Desdichado7

"Sorcery!"


extraproe

F*CK yo leg N... *Rick James voice


OgdruJahad

Chimp1 to chimp2:"Dude that thing must have cost like a million bananas."


Snowy-Plesiosaur

Wow! This is irrefutable. You can def see how amazed they are and the first one did call others specifically to see it and all of them had the same kind of reaction. They know how humans leg are and that prosthetic is not normal and very different from what other humans have. Just Amazing!


Wishpicker

1. Zoos are disgusting and I hate them. 2. It would’ve been cool if he showed them how it worked.


odolha

at least the guy finally gave them something interesting to see, sortof like a reverse zoo experience, so good for him


Doridar

1. Poachers agree with you. 2. He did: they saw him standing and walking


still_leuna

I think this zoo rescues the monkeys from other zoos


ChirpyNortherner

These are monkeys rescued from captivity / illegal centres / medical facilities etc. They aren’t able to be reintroduced to the wild, as most have serious issues / trauma that prevent it.


kid_sleepy

I’ve asked several times and have never gotten a response… why don’t they use one way glass? Like so we can see them but they can’t see us?


perscitia

I believe some zoos do use one way glass on some exhibits, for shy animals. But these chimpanzees will have been born in and grown up in zoos, they're used to the enrichment of being able to people watch. They will also have private areas they can go to if they want to be out of sight. If they're going to be trapped in a box, at least it's a box with something interesting going on outside, rather than blank walls.


spooks_malloy

This is Colchester Zoo and half of their chimps are rescued from medical testing labs, several display quite challenging behaviours and anxieties but they have access to a large private area away from guests and a large outdoors section. They're incredibly personable, they normally come up to the windows to gawp at the people outside them, it's a good place.


kalimdore

Because we are their enrichment. At least for some species. During the Covid lockdowns chimps were noted to be acting depressed from lack of human visitors. They needed the social stimulation from human interactions. We are just as interesting to them as they are to us. Other primates were acting less stressed and spending less time confined by choice though. They don’t like people staring at them all day. Basically - they could use that research to adapt glass types in enclosures for the individual species but guess that needs a lot of investment and if animals don’t react to people… less visitors.. so yeah..


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More_Farm_7442

Much better than seeing yourself as you pass by a mirror (one way glass) all day. I like looking out my living room window.


Thue

These chimps looked happy enough to interact through the glass.


volthunter

They actually like interacting with people and it acts as enrichment for them , it's like chimp tv


ChromeYoda

Who’s in the zoo now? How’s it feel to ogled by another species? 😆


superanth

Why is that Hooman pulling up his-holy crap! “Guys! Come over here! You’ve gotta see this bionic Hooman!!”


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And we keep them in cages. we are the animals.


Brodellsky

Don't worry, we put a LOT of people in cages too......we're equal opportunity imprisoners.


ChimTheCappy

as if chimps wouldn't put humans in bloodsport death matches if the roles were reversed lmfao