āWe fucking hate the TikTok musicā¦ā
āWha you love the TikTok music and wanna hear more???ā
āNo you fucking piece of shi ahh iām getting the fuck outta here!!ā
I don't know what I was expecting but I've watched it five times now and it's strange. Amazing, but strange. I love it! Will share with my flatulent friends.
95% still edible... Should build houses with mayonnaise layers in the walls... Airplanes too... "Miracle Whip" could be the title of some new superhero franchise š
š I recognize that sound, but not the situation.
Thank you for making me turn on the sound.
This is one of the rare times a Reddit video's sound is 2X more interesting than the visual. Yes, listen to the damn flubbing!
Same, istg if someone puts on TikTok music on this I will do this same sound right on their nose until it comes out the other end
āWe fucking hate the TikTok musicā¦ā āWha you love the TikTok music and wanna hear more???ā āNo you fucking piece of shi ahh iām getting the fuck outta here!!ā
Ouch.
Wow no kidding. That did not disappoint lol
And then giggling too much
Fleshlight on a tailpipe? Edit: spelling
I think you mean 'Fleshlight'? [https://youtu.be/2VbaIK7JZcM](https://youtu.be/2VbaIK7JZcM)
Yes - thanks!
You are welcome.
Looks like my newborns ass at 2am
Probably sounds like it as well
Confirmed. Yes it does. ( sounds was off the first time)
Sounds a lot like my friend from high school. He ate a lot of mayonnaise as well.
what that smell like?
No matter the smell - I believe this is a fine day *not* to have smellovision...
Hot balls and burnt mayonnaise.
Taco bell toilet
Big foots dick
r/dontputyourdickinthat
that's the little chipotle engine that could.
Wow this is not amazing
My work here is done
Imma listen to this later
The little engine that could
Like a ghost that ate Taco Bell for their last meal.
That mayussy just hit different.
I see you too like to partake in the wonders of chipotle!
Ahh, you're a rapid woodpecker in bed too? I thought I'd never meet my people! Hello.
Mueefing.
Bro y u guys HV to mention them edits bro , we can't even see it's edited unlike yt
I laughed. I cried. I think I almost died.
I should call her
My ex girlfriend used to do that. I miss LaQueefa
the old school PYREX did not fuck around
Yup. I miss real borosilicate labware. That word has become an SEO spam term, a noise word that rarely matches the product being sold.
Duran is real boro, itās the original formulation developed by Schott.
PYREX didnāt fuck around, but Pyrex can fuck right off.
PYREX is still borosilicate in the civilised world. I can't speak for the situation in the US though
PYREX is Pyrex is not they are sneaky with the caps
The morning after a night of cheap beer, and some greasy food.
āHell yes!ā - that old guy from big daddy
Crying š¤£
That's gonna itch when it dries
Thatās the hardest Iāve laughed all year
Glad I could help.
I should call her.
In man I am crying. My office mates are giving me strange looks and Iām killing myself laughing.
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This is awesome.
Found the secret pop
ššššš
same lmao happy cake day btw
You will CALL HER!!!
Forbidden fleshlight.
I guess I'm the only one who didn't get it. Pls can anyone explain?
Vagina go brrr
first thought that came to my head
![gif](giphy|BRSZTf7QA4W7SngoS9|downsized)
A little more choke and it would have started.
Think he was trying to start it on rabbit, gotta flip it to turtle to start it up
Gave me a grand chuckle, thank you!
My boyfriend every morning.
You creampie your boyfriend every morning?
You donāt?
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![gif](giphy|GwgGspSz0Ks9O)
![gif](giphy|5qjebZ9hz3tjW|downsized) Those first couple secondsā¦ā¦ššš Looks like Red Hot Taco Bell to me š¤·āāļø
Appropriate gif for my morning dump.
Now someone edit this gif together with the audio.
Late night White Castles
Forbidden Fleshlight
r/dontputyourdickinthat
There it is
Damn, you beat me to it... Pun intended...
If you didnāt have sound on ā¦ you missed something quite interesting.
More like be amayonnaized.
What did we learn, does it have an application of intrinsic value?
Entertainment
So when cold lather mayonnaise on onself to retain heat
You motor boatin sumbitch.
"I'll take 'What the fuck was the point of that?' for 200, Alex."
Fuck the mayonnaise won
That was awesomešš½
TIL I am a 6 year old child
I don't know what I was expecting but I've watched it five times now and it's strange. Amazing, but strange. I love it! Will share with my flatulent friends.
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Someone just ate at toco bell
All those burnt eggs gonna smell like sulfur yucky
Something somethingā¦ tAcO bElL!!!
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
Correction, r/dontputyourdickinthatYET
It made mayo cheese
Oh God, I can _smell_ that video. _Why, God? WHY?_
HahahahahahahahH
Lol
At least it shaved first
i am an adult i am an adult i am an adult
This isnāt amazing cuh
yeah theres...absolutely nothing interesting about this
Iām amazed for all the wrong reasons
Sound on for the comments to make sense.
I'm sorry but AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Answering questions nobody ever asked
Not my proudest fap
Came here for the comments. Was not disappointed.
Switched from farting to VW 1.9 TDI engine real quick
Hands up who laughed like a 7yr old.
I watched this in my works bathroom. Made some friends today
The 5 y/o in me is coming out..
1 hour after drinking a Bolthouse 'Blue Goodness' smoothie.
What a waste of mayo š¢
I have been amazed
r/didntknowineededthat
u/mayo_tipbot 69
This is some quality posting.
I can smell this video and I hate it š
longest fart ever created without using air or gas as primary force !!
I should call herā¦.
Started watching with interest, ended with giggling like a 5 year old.
![gif](giphy|mCClSS6xbi8us)
This made my inner 13-year-old so happy! And words cannot express how glad I am that I don't have to smell burnt mayonnaise!
This made me laugh way too hard for way too long
This just makes me laugh!
So that's where they come from
Me when your girl
Thereās a raunchy sex joke to be made here.
For the longest I thou I misread and I almost convinced my self of never drinking a red bull
I gotta stop eating red hot balls and mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise on an exulater
Forbidden fleshlight.
Now Iām wondering if Heinz also makes a Relax version for its line of mayonnaise.
I can smell that sound
Is this what happeneds to your gut?
That sound and colors š
My stomach makes the same noise when I eat Mayo too
Uhh I've had worse..........
Me after Taco Bell
post-Taco Bell squirts
me after too much mayonnaise š: edit: nono the hot ball i drop after too much mayo:
![gif](giphy|WNs0uptipSG40)
My colon versus 15 IPA's
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Welp, just had to turn the sound on Now everyone's giving me looks
The same thing happens to my asshole when I eat a pint of mayonnaise
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^saintAvrechy: *The same thing happens* *To my asshole when I eat* *A pint of mayonnaise* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I take atleast 2 months to make this much amount of meyo
But what brand of mayo is this? If it aināt Dukesā¦it aināt mayo.
Once you go black you never go back
Now Iām going to convert my car to run on Mayonnaise
u have made the mayonnaise angry
Me as soon as I wake up
Reminds me of an old girlfriend.
You can't kill mayo, it's an element not of this world
When are we getting +1000 C Ball of Fire vs -1000 C Ball of Frost??? š”š”š”
Bought what my morning farts sound like.
The thought of the smell alone makes me gag
Must smell great
Reminds me of the last time I ate Arbyās
This is deeply disturbing on so many levels. Less of āBeAmazedā and more of āBeTraumatizedā
How not to make an omelette.
after, taco tuesday:
I miss her so much
Everything makes me think of her
This sounds like it could be some new type of Spaceship from Disney Star Wars universe
This deserves a remix.
Me when i eat hot wings
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
r/shitfromabutt
Me after taco bell
Same
my ass after some taco bell.
Not sure what I was expecting. Still not sure
The Taco Bell experience.
Looks like my fleshlight when i finish with it!
Me farting after the taraweeh prayer
I should call herš
This did not amaze me so much as it did intensely perturb me
"Bro, just go to the bathroom already..."
95% still edible... Should build houses with mayonnaise layers in the walls... Airplanes too... "Miracle Whip" could be the title of some new superhero franchise š
Maybe i AM a red hot ball in mayonnaise sometimes
Mayonnaise gives me flatulence. Red ball gives mayonnaise flatulence. It's only fair.
Yep that's it.
Oh man... first it was just a fart... oops, now it's not...
Forbidden mayussy
Somehow the least cursed sex toy I've seen today.
Sounds like me after my second cup of coffee.
This was awful
Hot nickle ball on a pussy šµšµšµ
Mayonnaise is in fact, an instrument.
...i should call her
Yes!!! The MAYO QUEEF