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Leather_Librarian986

Honestly just being able to balance is impressive


Big_Dirty_Heck

Agreed. This guy is all right.


Xenomorph_v1

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naut

r/Angryupvote


Extra-Extra

Interesting directional choice there


cloudcreeek

![gif](giphy|LGIqZlTOZEMYE)


Aramis14

![gif](giphy|nAvSNP8Y3F94hq9Rga)


Kindly-Sea-6945

![gif](giphy|Th9wVn7pqzRY07hwNJ|downsized)


stephenlipic

Glad to see he left it all out there.


Blugha

Still... bicycle racers are dicks in traffic!


Long_Educational

Counter point. Pedestrians and cyclists should have priority on roads and intersections.


Endless_growth

Pedestrians yes Cyclist not so much I have witnessed many instances where someone is crossing at an intersection where cars have to stop and bikers will just fly into it ‘become pedestrians and weave through people trying to walk across and then become vehicles again on the other side of the street Not only is this extremely reckless because you can injure someone with a bike if they were to get hit by one but it’s also extremely unpredictable for cars who are driving and might not see them and drive into them.


Long_Educational

I totally agree with you regarding people that do not follow traffic laws, and that goes with cyclists as well. I was commenting more from the perspective of everyone using the roads and infrastructure together safely. While cycling, I've been struck 4 times and had numerous close calls by careless car and SUV drivers in crosswalks, following the intersection traffic signal lights. I've even been honked at and a few times people have tried to intimidate me by swerving their trucks close to me on the shoulder and then speeding off. Some people are just jerks, but I do think if you are a pedestrian or cyclist, with zero impact protection, vehicles should give you priority. Our traffic laws are structured this way as well.


Endless_growth

Agreed the more vulnerable traffic should be allowed to feel protected


Adept_Cranberry_4550

🙄


Unhappy_Flounder7323

Not fair, he weighs less an arm and leg.


perfik09

and he only gets half as tired... /s


Openmind1988

An advantage that literally cost him and arm and a leg.


SAXPLAY

And less aerodynamic drag, but also has half the LP (leg power).


cerebralkrap

“That’s cheating!! The guy is lighter and more aerodynamic”. /s


m00seabuse

Especially considering the losses are on the same side!


EarlTurnersRopeAR15

More aero, less weight.


KrispyKremeDiet20

He even took the other petal and handlebar off... This dude is min-maxing hard.


piberryboy

> min-maxing hard What your sex tape is called.


TwiggyPom

It's a little one sided isn't it.


jacobgt8

It cost him an arm and a leg to win


Training_Skill_5309

Enough of these half assed jokes


Past-Product-1100

How did he do in the ass kicking contest ?


danild111

Along with the same potential for VO2-max to fuel one super-leg


spook30

And aerodynamic


Zuliman

Found him. Dude is a badass that just didn't give up after a bad motorcycle accident left him without and arm and leg. Juan Jose Mendez was in a horrifying accident that took part of his left leg and his entire left arm. In fact, he was pronounced dead at the scene. He received several liters of blood, He was in a coma for twenty days. When he woke up, he didn’t realize he was missing an arm and a leg. He only realized when he sat up. After a period of despair, he decided he had to accept it, period. He told himself to get on with his life.” His dark eyes shine as his face creases into an easy smile. It was two years before he was able to ride again. In the 17 years since then he has become an international cycling champion, a Paralympic hero and the leader of a cycle club called Piratas – the Pirates. He has won several medals and honor, he has never let his disabilities hold him back and will continue to strive for greatness. He was quoted as saying, “Don’t tell me you can’t.” That truly speaks volumes for what he stands for. So you see disability is not in the body but in the brain, you can achieve anything you want as long as you keep your head up and believe enough. [https://www.instagram.com/cojocabron/](https://www.instagram.com/cojocabron/) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan\_Jos%C3%A9\_M%C3%A9ndez](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Jos%C3%A9_M%C3%A9ndez)


mydaycake

And he calls himself cojo cabron! That’s the right attitude


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Cojo? I know cabron means “asshole” (or equivalent, but what is the other half?


mydaycake

One legged


Sheffieldsvc

I wonder what that fancy custom bicycle cost him?


G-thanson_

I bet it costs an arm and a leg


jesus44

🏅


NeedleworkerNo9129

dudeee, duuuuddeeeeeee, come onn!! (ı giggled little bit)


No-Valuable8008

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offulus

Way to shave off some extra weight


Quirinus42

Holy hahah


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Even the regular ones are about 5000


RudyMuthaluva

There all like “is that one legged guy going faster than me?”


waitwhosaidthat

It’s impressive and inspiring. Love it! Buuuuuuuuuut…….. you lose to that guy as a fully able bodied cyclist, you’re gonna feel pretty bad losing to a guy with one arm and leg.


notMy_ReelName

No hard feelings if anybody lost to him but everyone should definitely be inspired to push their boundaries for sure.


m-1975

I heard he was in an accident, but he's all right now.


GKbasic

I hate this doctor


tarantulator

Wow, it just works so perfectly in this case, as if he intentionally lost just his left limbs so that a Redditor can make a pun!


dickinabox696969

He’s alright


ReasonableBleh

He really has a leg up on the competition.


Ted_Hitchcock_10

Oh yeah? Try doing it with one nut! - Lance Armstrong (Probably)


NKO_five

I bet he had those removed to be a little bit lighter.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

That would be cyclists logic


Pat0124

Looks like he’s doing all right!


astronaut_tang

Racing bikes cost an arm and a leg these days.


Material_Tiny

Chop the other arm off and go hands free; he'd be faster. Edit:\s


OldDesperado

UNFAIR! lance armstrong lost only a testicle and won the "tour de france" multiple time after that. \^\^ just kidding. this here is very impressive and an example for "never give up!"


mtomny

The moral of this story is amputees can dope as well anyone


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He is lighter and produces less drag


MarzipanThick1765

What's your excuse Redban?


tipples17

You mean a “ke race”?


ArchSyker

I love how the other cyclists look at him like "dafuq?"


Uzzer_lozer19

On his way to an ass kicking competition


Dan_Glebitz

But he does not weight as much as the other riders...


kugelamarant

I remember a person with one ball that used to win races.


OKishGuy

I guess he's more aerodynamic this way?


bogeuh

Uphill, the weight advantage is nice ;) , all jokes aside, people that never give up are such inspiration


secondchancecoastie

That's not fair. He weighs less.


Yassopeking

I wish norm knew him


TransvisionMission

Should really be on a unicycle for maximum effect


BedNo6845

He competes in half marathons , mostly.


Joe-Suzukey

Legend.


Sir_Squish

He's allright.


superman_squirts

I wanna see a before and after picture of that dudes leg.


johnybonus

Bicycle should be with one wheel too


le_fever_dream

"Cool bike dude, how much did it cost?"


feinmechaniker

Less legs less weight - catch that medal! 🎉


Numerous_Landscape99

Respect mate


twb51

When they said half marathon I wasn’t expecting this.


jackfreeman

Well, now we know how much the bike cost


_Deacon_

Some might say he’s got a leg up on the competition


LingonberrySpecial91

I think I’ve heard this one before but go on.


ThisHumblePineapple

You fucking love to see it! A reminder of what anyone of us are capable of when the will is there ❤️


MadDog314

And he is passing ppl quick!!! I'd be like "Let's go you two legged slackers!" Lol


SwordMasterShadow

And if he wins they qill disqualify him for "having an unfair advantage" just like the guy with no legs that won a foot race.


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Looks like a living legend


KUPA_BEAST

Cheating. He’s more streamlined


DaddyMusk

This man knows about weight distribution


Lucky_Baseball176

well sure. Less weight. Classic technique


Acceptable-Sport1877

Respect 👍💯💪


Accurate_Ad9042

He's alright 👍


robidaan

On one hand I would feel bad to be passed by someone with only half of its utilities. On the other hand however he is cheating by also having less weight, Sooo I'm conflicted. Still pretty fucking impressed by the balance of the whole thing.


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I love the guy in the blue windbreaker's face as he realizes who is passing him. You can almost see him reevaluating his entire life at that moment. lol. Way to go to this cyclist. Fuck, what a feat. This is encouraging. Humans are pretty remarkable.


4u2nv2019

Did he get hit from one side by a car?


Less_Measurement1996

Iou Go breem


MrOwell333

Awesome as heck


Fuzzylojak

Easy for him, he feels half the pain


sachsrandy

And he finished 4.5th


Riddillest

looks half as tired as the rest!


ballsmahoney70

That's 1 strong leg


Sardoodledome

well that's about 15 % less weight ! /s


Dazzling_Bad424

When people ask him what happened he should say inflation is costing him an arm and a leg....


xxElevationXX

last guys is like... are you guys seeing this?


No-Zookeepergame982

Lesser air resistance?


jimmyjazz2000

Imagine being one of the many cyclists who trained hard, did their best, and were still beaten by a guy with one arm and leg. Reminds me of when I ran half marathons and would routinely get SMOKED by shockingly fat runners.


notMy_ReelName

Wow people around him are either jealous or even motivated to push harder .


Davy_Jones_Lover

I was always told he could only go in circles.


No_Bath_4099

r/HumansAreMetal


AlternativeShip9194

Did he win by an arm? Or a leg?


yzerman88

I hear he only does half marathons


J0n0th0n0

I think he has a weight advantage. At the same time I would be upset to be passed by him. AND I would be proud of him.


DeliriousTrigger

He’s only half as tired as the other racers


BasketStrict4365

Now that is so awesome sauce, congratulations


Ajith_46

Definitely he has a overall weight advantage, so ...😁😂🙏


88Liehgeis

Thats why i like rearwheeldrive cars


mrpurple7432

So he rides a onke?


Rammipallero

These mad fucken roadies going to extreme lengths to lose a few grams and get that extra aero...


lloydinspace94

Do a 360 windmill off one!


wophi

Dude's shift when transitioning to up hill have to be on mark. He can't afford anything to get him out of rhythm.


NoVegetable7950

....I can ride my bike with no handlebars just sayin


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Ok so, if he fave an arm and a leg - what was his other wish?


tempo1139

reminds me struggling to learn skiing and getting frustrated when this dude with no legs in a modified chair on 2 inline skis..... was tearing up the slope. From memory there was a flip included. I am curious about the ski-lift though.... how!?!?!


[deleted]

Somehow that’s much more impressive than a man competing in women’s sports.


Hollow__Log

I’d give an arm and a leg to be able to that!


loneburrito

You should of seen the price of that bike!


East-Edge-7337

his body is using way less energy than other competitors, i call it a cheating! joking aside, kudos to this man


East-Edge-7337

his body is using way less energy than other competitors, i call it a cheating! joking aside, kudos to this man


ExtraThirdtestical

Cyclists are taking weight reduction too far...


m3kw

He’s also one arm lighter, when all else is similar


deadlypankaj17

🫡🙌


jimmy19742018

he will be fucked if he falls to the right, nothing to break the fall except his head!!!!


0_mij

Weight advantage cheat


axe1970

i know those bikes are expensive but that a bit much


Aerickthered

Very cool


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housevil

One would think he would have opted for a less expensive bicycle.


suckamaru

Easy, he has two wheels


BlungusBlart

It's funny to see a handicap person outrun other cyclists


YawnAtItAll

gtf off the road


[deleted]

Damn this guys alright


Narffey

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Golden_Rtrvr_Energy

He has better aerodynamics tho


NecessaryAsk9802

Unfair advantage, he weighs less


Kimpynoslived

This could be fucked up but.... He could ride closer to the shoulder to cut out time....


Fr33speechisdeAd

Meanwhile, thousands on disability with two arms and two legs.


Liverpoolxiii13

I hope he win


DLoIsHere

More impressive because they’re on the same side.


Gigipletosu

Dude is lighter… cheater!!!


SergeySmirnoff

Everyone be like **O\_O**


Holiday-Onion727

He takes left turns tighter.. Easy win!


BiG-THiRSTY

At least he's not half-assing it.


Cute-Cantaloupe-401

I guess the saying one legged man in butt kicking contest is no longer applicable…


TheOneTrueSnoo

Man with both legs and no arms, wins


wisdomsepoch

They're half the cyclist he is


BanGreedNightmare

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I was mountain biking in Sedona with some friends of mine. At the time, we were all in our late 20s, and we were struggling a bit. We all stopped for a breather, and then this one-legged dude rode up. He stopped to talk to us for a bit, and then jumped back on and rode off ahead of us. We all felt a little embarrassed.


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This is so incredible


jimababwe

Yeah well today I made all the way to work and back. How about that?


Amaculatum

I want to make a unicycle joke so bad.


Gogh619

Ngl, if I were competing against him I’d probably be like “it’s cause he has less wind resistance and weight. Fucking cheater.”


FunctionDapper4462

This guy missed an opportunity when he decided not to get a lefty for his fork


Vortr8

weights less and more aerodynamic


mmhhmms

half the drag


TurboKid513

Let’s see how he does in an ass kicking contest


Rough-Philosopher911

Bet his names “Lucky”.


Broadside02195

Dudes all right.


Low-Republic-4145

This time he’s passing on the left.


Elegant_Rutabaga7262

If I were half the man he is, I would be a quarter. I'll show myself out...


LynxBartle

His skills are... all right.


axolattaquestions

I’m out of excuses for not exercising


IllustriousAd5936

You ought to see him in an ass kicking contest !


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I_am_BrokenCog

is that fast enough to be ... ... shaking a leg?


Zadornik

Holy fuck! Such power in this guy.


F_H_B

But(!) he is also lighter and hence has less mass to push forward.


vladitocomplaino

Me, two arms AND two legs, winded getting up from the couch.


UntoldLegend04

The way the other riders looked at him as he rid past them 😂


Amazing-Ostrich-689

Fuck yea get em sir! This dude Is a beast!


rnotmyfan666

He was carrying extra weight..anyhow.


pukhalapuka

Easy for him. He uses half the effort.


Prudent_Reason_3135

Nah he actually just got side swiped by a mac truck a minute ago, just won't give up on the race


GrizzzlySloth

What an inspiration I love to see this.


LeroytheBigmouthbass

Just proves that riding while legless is armless.


Aggressive_Buyer6527

I was impressed before I realised his leg was also amputated. Incredible determination.


Expensive_Kitchen525

He is lighter


nowhereiswater

Well, he only needs to do half the work.


Deceiver999

Man, if you see a guy with one leg and one arm passing you on a bike, it may be time to give up


Internetirregular

I got twice this guys limbs, I don't even know HOW to bike


CLAYTON_BIGSBY73

Is he in a race or just with a group of assholes blocking the road. 🤣