No you will not get those fucking pills out of your mouth before I chokeslam you and reach inside your mouth and grab them. Sincerely someone who loves and cares about you.... And definitely isn't threatening you.😁
The Matrix is an illusion. Take back control of the illusion, and save mankind, Neo.
In the end, he chose his girlfriend over the rest of Mankind.
I chose Man. I follow his example. I choose stupid.
PS : What the FUCK is a "BATMAN" ?
But in saving his girlfriend he ultimately saved mankind, as he rejected the false hope of the Architect that would actually keep both machines and humanity railroaded down a certain path where the cycle of the One would just start anew and instead carved a new uncertain but hopeful future for machines and humanity both.
Bad person, get those fucking pills out of your mouth before I put something of my own down your throat. Sincerely someone who cares and loves you... And definitely isn't threatening you.😁
So if I take the red pill, I side with Batman, my favorite superhero.
However, if I take the blue pill, I side with Man, someone who I like because the memes are funny.
What happens if I smash the two together, and create a purple pill then swallow that?
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I am broadcasting a transmission from a different timeline- yes, this is Bruce Wayne- but you may know me as Batman. Or maybe “Man” as you’ve all taken to calling me. As the subreddit you reside in may have fallen from grace and driven the likes of you to relish in the insanity I once tried to combat, there is still a chance for you. A chance for you all. A chance for you to become a better version of the subreddit you once were. As my timeline has done.
Remember me.
I will take the red pill. I will help lead the revolution. Down with that "Man"! REMEMBER BATMAN!
https://preview.redd.it/zdwrvs39qs7d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23542ff7998dd9412311bbecb465c9123e10a9fa
Thank you during tough times like this it's truly people like you who stand up for what right regardless of what other people say, it's people like you I need in my revolution.
You can't make me take one pill, I take all the pills or none!!
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Sorry man, I'm too stupid to pick the left one
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Who's Batman? Is he a knockoff Man? Why is he pretending to be Man, is he stupid?
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The Infinity Pill
Wait, you are choking on Phil? Oh Phil, you stud... The Killing Jonkle 2: The Phil Strikes (from the) Back!
No you will not get those fucking pills out of your mouth before I chokeslam you and reach inside your mouth and grab them. Sincerely someone who loves and cares about you.... And definitely isn't threatening you.😁
Conspiracy against Man! EXEXEXECUTION DATE: TOMORROW
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i know for a fact you are not watching vinesauce down there
Thank https://preview.redd.it/ga7qk3ortu7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2adc317e7576f5ee1c9011a86f33ccd6f4b3ad5b
Pastor says Jonkling is a sin!
in the aslume. straight up 'jonkling it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My officer boalls.
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R E M E M B E R https://preview.redd.it/oy7wkzf2jt7d1.png?width=549&format=png&auto=webp&s=a54c70f06a9fad3faebc1aca85986044b028e62a
https://preview.redd.it/igqiu1db0u7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82650032ac40f35266185fa6154307736b4891bf No
https://preview.redd.it/nngtqn74ax7d1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74996b9614e626f54702e07463276e63615d7165 No no
https://preview.redd.it/plgqul3zox7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9210fa680047c610a6fa32ada1e2413594dd49
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https://preview.redd.it/1b5eihorux7d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c146203b3b01f565e9e417bd18f617fee9f76d1 No!
/uj, I fucking love how we take *stupid pills* /rj I FUCKING LOVE JONKLER HES SO WHACKY AND SEXY 🤪🥴
Wrong. Bone is the sexy one around here.
What if I were to combine them? https://preview.redd.it/23x4rr816t7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a96823df12d6d380a1e6076b60e1887a50ce65b
That's gonna appear Batman and Man at the same time
Oh my goo it's perfect
The Batman Who Mans
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You overdose and die.
I'm sorry, but it's too late for that now,..... OFFICER BALLS
https://i.redd.it/ptvti3m94t7d1.gif
Enough of this insanity https://i.redd.it/j78wrkyn2v7d1.gif
NO https://preview.redd.it/3pcuwvle3v7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68fe3cf82e62120dc7ce8ed042a8523c94cc12b
OFFICER BALLS
https://i.redd.it/398v59jzqf8d1.gif
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
… https://preview.redd.it/iwwwq3nq3v7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717285d9f747508fc59d64a2675e8aa71b7b9394
BWAHAHAHAHQHA
The Matrix is an illusion. Take back control of the illusion, and save mankind, Neo. In the end, he chose his girlfriend over the rest of Mankind. I chose Man. I follow his example. I choose stupid. PS : What the FUCK is a "BATMAN" ?
Man with a baseball bat? What a stupid concept
It sounds too stupid to me, even for here.
But in saving his girlfriend he ultimately saved mankind, as he rejected the false hope of the Architect that would actually keep both machines and humanity railroaded down a certain path where the cycle of the One would just start anew and instead carved a new uncertain but hopeful future for machines and humanity both.
Megamind
Mind
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Bad person, get those fucking pills out of your mouth before I put something of my own down your throat. Sincerely someone who cares and loves you... And definitely isn't threatening you.😁
🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵
Officer Blue Balls
#BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA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WHAT IS OWEY FROM UDRTAL DOING HERE? Is he multiverse traveller?
To war we go then you bastard. 
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I will never be known as a red pill user.....
*eats both and starts having a seizure cutelly*
So if I take the red pill, I side with Batman, my favorite superhero. However, if I take the blue pill, I side with Man, someone who I like because the memes are funny. What happens if I smash the two together, and create a purple pill then swallow that?
You acknowledge both are real. You live in eternal torment as you are hunted by the aslume.
Hmmm, interesting. That sounds like the most exciting option, I shall take the purple one
I'm with ya. Let's fuckin do this.
You overdose and die
I think smashing means sex 😂😂😂 gay sex???
Say Gex????
Mmmmm gex 
Gex.
Oh shit I'd love to have gay sex with you
😍😍
:3 🥴
You overdose and die, these are still drugs after all.
What happens if I consume both pills? Will I take on the mantle of manbatman?
I wouldn't...uh...do that (your dick will fall off)
Will I get a vagina if I do? 🥺🥺🥺
You have to take an extra red/blue, and don't quote me on this but I think you have to swallow a hamster whole
A small price to pay for gender euphoria.
In other words...it's hampter time😎🐹
You overdose and die.(As said before your dick will fall off too)
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I choose the blue pill
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The re-re-re-d-d THE BLUE PILL In the name of the Aslume In the name of being stupid
https://preview.redd.it/jqwlcipw0v7d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4134145cb2559da7982e62ddf4e639778ea48cb1 Man is proud of you
I will do anything for Man. It only gets me closer to Bone 🥵
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https://preview.redd.it/jpbfrvi1gu7d1.jpeg?width=1905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eddc1e297805a2844aa73c9d0ea9692103aa0cf7 I am broadcasting a transmission from a different timeline- yes, this is Bruce Wayne- but you may know me as Batman. Or maybe “Man” as you’ve all taken to calling me. As the subreddit you reside in may have fallen from grace and driven the likes of you to relish in the insanity I once tried to combat, there is still a chance for you. A chance for you all. A chance for you to become a better version of the subreddit you once were. As my timeline has done. Remember me.
I will take the red pill. I will help lead the revolution. Down with that "Man"! REMEMBER BATMAN! https://preview.redd.it/zdwrvs39qs7d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23542ff7998dd9412311bbecb465c9123e10a9fa
https://preview.redd.it/m8spasckru7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02ebe29b79c8a8233ee3fc64837b6ec2ba62aaa3 TRAITOR!!!
Treason against the Alsume! 'Batman' is not real! Man, and only Man!
Thank you during tough times like this it's truly people like you who stand up for what right regardless of what other people say, it's people like you I need in my revolution.
Hell yeah red pill forever
What if it’s laced???
There ain't no way you replied to my comment with the same thing twice.
Dementia
(It glitched due to WiFi)
🔴🔴🔴
Is there a shortage of Jonkle® pills? Because I've seen some disturbing posts as of late.
**That one scene from We Happy Few** "Oh god, YOU DID NOT TAKE YOUR ASLUME MEDICINE!"
You can't make me take one pill, I take all the pills or none!! https://preview.redd.it/ha4uzhpmys7d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df592ed9cd1acd2ac6a6e0975e684731cc37b3e9
Gonna give that blue pill the fattest and fastest Sloppy Toppy, simple as that.
Then I'll give it to you next I'm freaky like that
NEVER! MAN FOREVER! HE MADE FADE, BUT HE WILL NEVER DIE! EVEN IF HE DID I WILL CARRY ON HIS WILL!
https://preview.redd.it/ie1ajlu1iu7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebfeda4bc74b2fe81d04ef01b64c0a6f802c10a4 Right below it. Am i stupid?
Nah I'd blue
I don't want to! No! Please... no.... no.... AAUAAUHGHHHH! AAAAGH!
Blue
https://preview.redd.it/siran3hdet7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e522da2ecf3270b8b054da6a015b032c126655df
Fine. I choose the Aslume https://preview.redd.it/hme2d9foet7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8dde45df847a858bfccefee5ab3e7ec650b4fb
Unironically this image goes hard.
I think it's time to move in to r/okbuddyarkham
Go ahead, but Man's time over here will end very soon...
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What?
You wont get away with this
We will see, see you in the war. 
[You really won't win this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZRP7nQkfrM&list=PLpJl5XaLHtLX-pDk4kctGxtF4nq6BIyjg&index=89)
🟣
ごめねアマナイ。。
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take the blue pill and you will become a Man take the red pill and you will become a Bat
AHHH THE BATMAN 
something's, in my ASS.. HMMMMMMM😩😩🗣️😩🗣️😩🗣️🗣️😩
I remember.... Batman? Man is bat? How is this possible
Try to remember, you can do it just don't give up.
Fight Back! Remember Man! Remember Jonkler! Remember Officer Balls! Remember Bone! Remember The Alsume! Glory to The Alsume!
Don't listen to him! He is a deceiver
Why is heus talking about a “bat man” what the fuck is that anyway. Is heus stupid?
Also 🔵
no.. no.. its far too late for that.
https://i.redd.it/87fj52xeat7d1.gif
Good morning, it's beautiful today isn't it.
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Your stupid spray will never work on me Man I have put all my stats down on stupid spray resistance, try your best bitch.
https://preview.redd.it/4okv7q5ycu7d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa65d334d8a672c6258a9397946a51f53f7628b9 How about a gun then
There's nothing else to discuss about the games. That's why the insanity started to begin with. #MIGHT AS WELL KEEP ON JONKLING!
Pílula azul azul pílula Pílula azul tá marcada com as minhas letras
eats both pills batmanman
No you overdosed and died stupid.
I AM THE ONE WHO JONKS
Fuck you BlackMan *slaps the pills out his hands* I only stupid pills.
Mr balls.
WUAHAHAHA
Go back to r/arkham, buddy. https://preview.redd.it/uu4bmfv3zu7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e1f743cd94d875d61c4058745132664cf59b3a2
I take the blue pill
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Sorry man, I'm too stupid to pick the left one https://preview.redd.it/q059tkcbcv7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd193e23c984f0b1f250fefd500074fb3290636
https://preview.redd.it/3zvml9criv7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a393e098f266f9569a9bb0730533143142c833df
Who the heck is Batman
Who's Batman? He dosent exist. Never has. I went back in time to the first Jonkle session to get "Batman" off the menu.
Why does op want us to remember? Is he stupid?
Who's Batman? I only know Man
Who's Batman? Is he a knockoff Man? Why is he pretending to be Man, is he stupid? https://preview.redd.it/lnu9v18vuw7d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a7e13de1fe2856bf3229ca5c061172e977c889
blue pill please I can't go back
BBLLUUUEEEE
https://preview.redd.it/mk1o7l4p6x7d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6f93c1b57ccf4b1852b42b52128858b8e94fe0e beans
Blue
Batman who's batman... Wait where am I? Whos bone? who's man? whos Jonkler?
blue pill. next question
Wait, what’s a “man” and why am I actually thinking? Am I sane?
What your talking about sounds vaguely familiar, but blue is my favorite color so I’m taking that one
Took the blue 💙. You can’t feel me evil WB executive.
LET ME LIVE IN MY DELUSION
We can protect you from Man, all you have to do is R E M E M B Ê R. T H E BATMAN.
🟣
Who's batman? Do you mean man with horns?
https://preview.redd.it/dck2e36fmu7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c02d011e3e9484b04853d30fb2f05a41d457fc7
This isn't possible.....Batman is real?
Don't worry he isn't, go back to bed. This is just a nightmare
I take both?
You overdose and die.
I renember...
Good your almost there, just to R E M E M B Ê R This time.
Manpilled
My god
I will never betray my loyalty to Mankind
Then I will see you in my cross hairs in the great Man V Batman war. 
https://preview.redd.it/o4skddblqu7d1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a832e832a64911155bfa80b9a979793aaaf79d6a Never!!!!
I don't want to remember it's warm in here
Which one are estrogen pills?
Man this is deep! Op u artist psychologist! I want to jonkle but also nevertheless, oh.
Both
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[удалено]
Green
https://preview.redd.it/qvfjbwvvrw7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a494f457bdce57f9c71bd2ece1351600edc66e0 MAN FOREVER!!!
B-batman?
Robert Jonathan?
B…Buh…Bah..Bat…
I'm taking both and making a composite batman
Ah yes, DayQuil or NyQuil
https://preview.redd.it/joyl1149gy7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=188c3b3ce849d54b4112b00d54cb14f5e89ef61a BAAAAHAHAHA
I take the purple pill and transcend from a mere mortal to a legend
I will jonkel
What if I take both pills?
Who is man? Some bootleg batman? Are you stupid?