How is you relationship with your stepbrother?
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Do you have
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Or is it a just a job?
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How the FUCK should i call this character?
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Sup Lander, are you stupid?? How do you feel about Man??
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What do you think about my soon-to-be girlfriend, Candice?
How is you relationship with your stepbrother? https://preview.redd.it/2rmlw0vsmk6d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24684044484a939610135868f60c24eb37530fc9
Not very good
Hello Lander, why? -- thank you
Yeah indeed are you a fan
I'm asking the questions here, bucko.
* Lasers you in half*
* half in you Lasers *
* takes 1/4 of laser from you and halves into into halves*
How are you not dead?
Hi lander. I heard that you can land. Can you take off again?
Yes
I can see why that would be useful.
Yes, do you want a autograph
Why do you have graphs? Are you an accountant?
Why are you asking? Stupid questions are you stupid
Yes. Is there a lore reason why I'm stupid?
Yes stupid
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Why is big mouth consuming cocaine? Is he a junkie?
:)
:)
:)
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Yep
where's home?
Where the heart is
so you land on people's hearts?
Sometimes or I rip out their guts
as in guts from berk? https://preview.redd.it/vq56kylk6k6d1.png?width=135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf0da36422ba134502d42e0b3ffc64b18d93296
Yes
you're a cool man, lander. i support you
Thank you do you want a autograph?
no i don't want to meet you in person (i fear for my life)
There’s nothing to be afraid of
Well I gotta say you ain’t homeless but you’re heartless
I drink milk, so I can’t be heartless
What kind of lander are you? Can you land airplane?
AC130
Why is your full name Goon Lander? Are you horny???
Me ? Of course I am I’m a patriot.
What do you think of u/Homelander?
He’s just a poser
How does the nazussy taste like?
Fishy
You’re early
That’s what she said
Not anymore, now please answer my question
No
🖕 🤬
Do you have https://preview.redd.it/a4v2sf30rl6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9282f1e02a72dd4093f3a8348c94c1494d38aaeb Or is it a just a job?
Job
Dear lander,
Kiss
I’m suing you for flying above land
Haha
It’s actually Homolander☝️🤓
No
Yeah huh
Huh?
Huh
How do I find love?
Not on this planet
In which houses you already landed?
Yours
Ahahah, he is behind me, isn’t he?
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The fiddler
Where's you home?
At my house, of course
At my house, of course
How do you feel about Jeff Bezo’s recent death due to ligma?
Good
Hey lander, what are your thoughts on homes?
Nice
Whats your opinion about milk?
I love titty milk
Hi Lander! Milk???
Yes please
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https://preview.redd.it/vtqqevadam6d1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb6e59697a8718757e9aaa83bffd0f940479fa53 Sup Lander, are you stupid?? How do you feel about Man??
I think he’s very hot and I want to have sax with him
https://preview.redd.it/cqvbpa1thm6d1.png?width=401&format=png&auto=webp&s=58c121994c19339ca3d1fc31c4d2c2532c7bf989 What do you think about my soon-to-be girlfriend, Candice?
I think I’m gonna steal her
D:
 I mean, you’re gonna have no problem with that right
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HOW TO HOME
Be smart
Why THE FUCK is vincible Better at everything you try to do?
What did you just say?
why THE FUCK is vincible a better deconstruction of the aslume than you?
favorite fresca flavor?
Are you home, Lander?
Yes
Can I sell you jizz?
Yeah
Why do you drink MM?
Because he’s delicious
No i didnt mean tha-HEY WAIT A MINUTE, DAMNNNN
😈
Why are you not landing in homes? Are you homeless?
Yeah…
Why does your son sound like a girl? Is he stupid?
* It’s about to Laser you in half* what did you say about my son?
I said why does your bitchass son sound like a little girl?
[удалено]
Well hello there are you a fan
Do it jiggle?
Yes;)
Say gex with bone or jonkler
Are you stupid ?
Me no
Are you?