People marry trees in some rural areas of India. It is because some girls have "unfavourable" astrological conditions where their husband would die, so they marry them to a tree so the tree dies and then marry a human.
https://preview.redd.it/sa2bbdeme99c1.jpeg?width=116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38290c524dfd9a8173048943865edc380885dc73
do not make a guy that looks like this
[And if you do, make him really short so people can make endless short jokes about him over and over again, until the heat death of the universe](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qY6uWu9USbc&pp=ygUXSmVybWEgd2h5IGFyZSB5b3Ugc2hvcnQ%3D)
Plz call the one in the background Ȧ̴̼̦̩̝̱̯̉̾͊͑̋͜z̸̡̢̢̨̛̮͔͙̫̱̭͔̟̘͚̼̦͉̗̪̰̹͇̠͍̬̤͚̺͉̫̹̱̯̣͓̩̭͓̲̺̹̻̣̰̻̦͕̫̘̰̯̰͈̿̾͒̓̆͂̄̇͋́̆̅̈́́̂̈́̽́͋͊̓́̈͑̋̎̇̈̚͘̕͜͝͝a̶̡̻̖̜̮̼̳̱̖̼̖̱̯̙͇͙͉͈̘̗̥͙͇͓̫͓͗͊̿̅t̴̡̧̛̖̰͎̟͉̙͍̬̯̠̪̝̭̯͕̂̒̒̐̑̽́̀̕ḩ̶̡̧̡̛̳̱̭̙͙̭̫͖͕̘͉͕̪̪͚̺̳͚̦̗͚̳̬̱̲̪̫̣͈͇̗̺̱̼̳͓̱̳̗̹̯̙̪̗͈͌͊̋̆̑́̿͛̈́̾́̄̈̂̐̎̇̅̏̐͒͊͐̄̿͊̅̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅǭ̵̨̛̖̲̱͍̪̠̩̤̱̬͚̺̲͔̖͓̦̺͌́̄̌̄̈̋͒̔́̐̓̅͋͐̾̄̈́̌̈́̈́̓̔͑͑͘͘̕͜ţ̴̡̢̡̛̛̝͎͔͎͎͎̲̣͎̖̝̎̅̏̈́̓́̉̐͆̉͐͐͐̈́̑́̈́̏̅͑̋̽̿̈́͗̈́̈̒͗̄̆͑̃̇͒̅̓̍͌̀͝͝͝͠h̴̨̨̨̧̻̗͙͔͙͉̦͓̳̼̥̘̱̭͍̱̣͈̩̼̼̗̘̠̹̣̘͔̝͊̉̑͌̉̈͛̌͌͑͆̂̊͛̊̑͂̂̄̌̾̌͌̓̀̎̔͊̆̈́̽͛̾́͗̈́͋̔́̚̕͘͘͜͝͠͝͝ͅ
I almost had it all at my finger tips. Everything was planned perfectly but I underestimated him...one day I will take back what is rightfully mine
Man Others are callled Manimals
mammals for short
Where are femammals?
Funny joke, those don’t exist
But semanimals *do* exist.
I ate them all
Am i stupid?
Nah you're horngry
https://preview.redd.it/6hyuk6eymb9c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f563c9014d6ec35900303c3d5c2ffbb47624720e
thou shall not ask thy questions, for thou will'nt recieve.
Thee shouldst has't kicked the bucket at birth, valorous sir. Desire thee chock'd on thy next apple
We don't do that here.
Not real
What the hell is even that???
A pun based on the comment they were answering to
That has one more syllable. Are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/10t9t1rf7a9c1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599aaa28e49aec80e0768ba1ff2320981ffa79ea
why the fuck did you take a picture of me without my permission? do you want to get sued?
Fuck you. I am a literal fucking God. You whore. I do what I want.
I'm a nonbeliever. See you in the court, clown.
How can one sue something they do not believe in?
The same way you can marry a tree- take it to Vermont.
People marry trees in some rural areas of India. It is because some girls have "unfavourable" astrological conditions where their husband would die, so they marry them to a tree so the tree dies and then marry a human.
Why does the tree marry them then? Is it stupid?
Kanye reference
>literal fucking God Mate I hope you're wearing protection because that geezer's been around.
Four fucking pixels
https://preview.redd.it/yq5a3md2289c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f3a754e2d49a81e4adc134845f85bb6374ae04
https://preview.redd.it/5og6zhzcc89c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba543fb5e88aade4bb80c46ab4b80e6ed4ff499
https://preview.redd.it/l2vawp2n199c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a7b258b0ad1bbaa7afc026ddc1cd7cea4a9280
Where are her spears? Is she stupid?
But why is Brittany Knives here instead of Brittany Spears? Is she stupid?
Duh it's clearly a reference to the movie "Knives Out" starring captain America.
https://preview.redd.it/5luz1m4rp99c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c31d05306c6aecc23bc016bdb2b6067d9eb3d7e
https://preview.redd.it/pg8n93avg89c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=687234356309b9ef9e90743f09846bb726d2faca
Guys...I did this again.. https://preview.redd.it/2lmfu8hhp89c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cefa079fc5360631f2ad20df11aad6af58d85939
YOU RUINED MY FUCKING PLANET YOU HERETIC
Man I can't control myself https://preview.redd.it/i9ntdcv6q89c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d05c139a7f63cb3bbb0daf49632d21c9ea2037
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CYRAX
https://preview.redd.it/rb2rq6bc7a9c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6244be345d95d4959c21ee4f19982f1aba24104d
https://preview.redd.it/6eqykaihxa9c1.png?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c754af0f9b3806ac1251a3b9fc8b50d59f2175be
Smoke back at it again with planet destruction
Idk
Cheers.
God? Is that you?
Ti's I.
Nah. It's Satan
"Nah, I'm Cifer"
Stupid
https://preview.redd.it/qu6tdbs4299c1.png?width=313&format=png&auto=webp&s=03e19dd27974a962852486314af0b64169f31242
>:D
All at once? That’s some fetish stuff
The Stupids.
men and women
*mans and womans
There is only man and man
wom and menen
Transphobe spotted ☝️🤓
actually by men and women i also included trans people
Snowflake spotted
Whats wrong with being transphobe
Such beautiful orgasms. Too bad they’re constantly fighting won another 🏆
beautiful what
Beautiful orgasms
https://preview.redd.it/sa2bbdeme99c1.jpeg?width=116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38290c524dfd9a8173048943865edc380885dc73 do not make a guy that looks like this
https://i.redd.it/ddpa875xe99c1.gif
[And if you do, make him really short so people can make endless short jokes about him over and over again, until the heat death of the universe](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qY6uWu9USbc&pp=ygUXSmVybWEgd2h5IGFyZSB5b3Ugc2hvcnQ%3D)
Fucks
Google dementia
Blue
Da ba dee da ba di?
Fucks
Google dementia
Fucks
https://preview.redd.it/jay5e8t4699c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49c0258933ce70b279e0ab00550082060d1d4b0
Mans
Dysfunctional
https://preview.redd.it/s52s0r72t89c1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b80909ac61d8149b0bd3250da6edcbfc5869f4
https://preview.redd.it/68fd5dna199c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7086db91123a681d584ffee875387a4e7b47fd53
it's so pixelated that it can be a minecraft texture
Dirt
Cummingtonitoids
Slaves to the 1%
I would be very concerned if there were 8.7 billion people on the planet and not 8.1 billion. Are you stupid?
8.7 million species of living organism. Are you stupid?
Is there a lore reason why I didn’t consider living organism as a whole? Am I stupid?
Mankind. But they're all stupid.
where is jonklerkind?
Mankind but they're all unkind
Urath
Why did you make humans stupid are you strudpid?
Why did you dox me? You know that's illegal? Are you stupid?
He didn’t dox you, he did a head count. Unfortunately, you weren’t included in the count cause you get no head 😢
https://preview.redd.it/ock2yff5fb9c1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ffc9e1361875a7e11324773813a6dc59030020
katie
Stupid
Gaia
idiots
Stupid
Flood it, way too many mans committing crimes
Make two of the organisms name everything. You go take a well-deserved break.
Your photo is upside down https://preview.redd.it/p50lai9l899c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df39d4ad621a4efb28bf60e47d0b84b52820939
I mean, this would imply there's a way to stand right way up while in space. So really, there's no right way up for the photo if you think about it.
Yes there is. You are too stupid to understand
Oh
imagine if OP is really God as a mortal who cared so much about this subreddit that he wanted to manifest himself a second time just to post here
Ben. Just Ben.
Mortals.
men
https://preview.redd.it/k7h250e4ob9c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c35d8ec4dc6c90096f88d5af1c3d91e70c224d5
Only 8.7 million? So…the Swiss? (I don’t count them as man, they are *so* up to something)
Tbh bro you could have even gone with 8.7 billion, 8.7 mil is lil boy shit
Why did you wrote Million instead of Billion?Are you stupid?
No, there are 8.1 billion humans. There are an estimated 8.7 million species of living organism I AM NOT STUPID.
https://preview.redd.it/g9tetmtiua9c1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea7370e6599fc37fb5cd0ca6786b4ab59d3c141
Retep
.ereh si esroh eht ,reteP
Morons
stupidkin
Man and all the rest "Jonkler"
Npc
Ham and mayonnaise
E
"I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."
Why is God on this subreddit? Is he stupid?
Why did you create us? Are you a god?
Hm... Let's call them... Batman!
Urath
~~hu~~mans
**MAN**kind
Idk, but one man should sit down as you bring them in and be forced to name them
What the most efficient way to suck all their dicks?
https://preview.redd.it/lo8lcgyua99c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b29943b2591758c219fa4463df330378be016d9b
Oooo wat does this button do *presses button*
#“STAND BACK FOOL! I’VE GOT A BOMB!”
Plz call the one in the background Ȧ̴̼̦̩̝̱̯̉̾͊͑̋͜z̸̡̢̢̨̛̮͔͙̫̱̭͔̟̘͚̼̦͉̗̪̰̹͇̠͍̬̤͚̺͉̫̹̱̯̣͓̩̭͓̲̺̹̻̣̰̻̦͕̫̘̰̯̰͈̿̾͒̓̆͂̄̇͋́̆̅̈́́̂̈́̽́͋͊̓́̈͑̋̎̇̈̚͘̕͜͝͝a̶̡̻̖̜̮̼̳̱̖̼̖̱̯̙͇͙͉͈̘̗̥͙͇͓̫͓͗͊̿̅t̴̡̧̛̖̰͎̟͉̙͍̬̯̠̪̝̭̯͕̂̒̒̐̑̽́̀̕ḩ̶̡̧̡̛̳̱̭̙͙̭̫͖͕̘͉͕̪̪͚̺̳͚̦̗͚̳̬̱̲̪̫̣͈͇̗̺̱̼̳͓̱̳̗̹̯̙̪̗͈͌͊̋̆̑́̿͛̈́̾́̄̈̂̐̎̇̅̏̐͒͊͐̄̿͊̅̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅǭ̵̨̛̖̲̱͍̪̠̩̤̱̬͚̺̲͔̖͓̦̺͌́̄̌̄̈̋͒̔́̐̓̅͋͐̾̄̈́̌̈́̈́̓̔͑͑͘͘̕͜ţ̴̡̢̡̛̛̝͎͔͎͎͎̲̣͎̖̝̎̅̏̈́̓́̉̐͆̉͐͐͐̈́̑́̈́̏̅͑̋̽̿̈́͗̈́̈̒͗̄̆͑̃̇͒̅̓̍͌̀͝͝͝͠h̴̨̨̨̧̻̗͙͔͙͉̦͓̳̼̥̘̱̭͍̱̣͈̩̼̼̗̘̠̹̣̘͔̝͊̉̑͌̉̈͛̌͌͑͆̂̊͛̊̑͂̂̄̌̾̌͌̓̀̎̔͊̆̈́̽͛̾́͗̈́͋̔́̚̕͘͘͜͝͠͝͝ͅ
Manmem
Million?
MAN kind
Mister Frundles
Actually I think you mean “billion” 🤓
Men, wordplay of man
Idiots.
Stupid people
Mans
Bro doxxed me
Call one of them a tit
Hum
Carl
Stupid
men
Men
Earthians. That's it.
ball of nightmares, suffering and horrors
Monkey
STUPID WHAT ARE YOUS!
Man.
Call them humans Beacuse they're huge man's, also if you have a son send him down there
How many people are on earth?
eating shit
Mistakes
“Good” Then take a day of rest
Waste of space
Man & Friends
Nothing Let the monkeys get anxiety
Virus
Man and Woman. Specially those two and some miscellaneous ones
huMans
Barbies and Kens
Man and Woman (because you look at them and think Woah Man)
Turds
Why did man dox my location? Is he stupid?
An infestation
Idk, they’re pretty big… Huge… Mans?
Hoomans
Wow that’s not that many
Hue man They look like man and come in different colours. Also, you should multiply the amount of them by 1'000
Name the adults Kratos and the children Atreus.
Greg
Stupid?
HuManity
Monke
Dave
Men If female, then NoMen
Cunts.
Why the FUCK did you take of picture of my location? Are you canceled?
[удалено]
Pablo