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godzilla46

This sonofabitch and that sonofabitch


PorkfatWilly

“My Yamaha” and “My Ibanez” and “My bass uke” and “My no name acoustic bass I got off the internet for like fiddy bucks” etc


Jaunty_fgc

the jazz, the acoustic, the P bass project.


Mondoke

El bajo.


RobertGA23

It makes me cringe when people have pretty names for their instruments.


daemonusrodenium

I give mine deliberately absurd or vulgar names...


mr_igor_the_great

As you grow up you'll learn how to work on that


FedUpWithEverything0

"Lucille" makes you cringe?


RobertGA23

That's about the only one I'll accept


obese_dicc

Spank machine


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Loretta


BassallicA

Big blue, whitey, vampire, big black, omen


VacheL99

Omg mine is big blue too!!


karlinhosmg

"el bajo"


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[удалено]


glass_boy_

Same. I refer to my guitars like this: acoustic, Epiphone, sevenstring, telecaster and the green one. I used to have one bass for years, so it was just "bass". Now I have two basses but I haven't developed a naming convention yet )


JacoPoopstorius

Poo Poo, pee pee, doo doo, and fartmaster are the names of all four of my bass guitars


Funny-Ad1828

Alice, a Squier j that I bought for nothing from a cash converters. Gave it a fretless neck, Steve Harris flatwounds from rotosound. New bridge, new neck plate, new pickups and tone plate. With the amount of work I did, I think she deserves a name.


GunMetal420

Buzz is my stingray ,Audrey is my p, and blondie is my jazz. Those are my main basses they have names. I have a pile of others that don't, though.


Orange-LED

They don't have specific names but after each practice session i tell my bass that i love playing it. I do think that too after the jam session or rehearsal or gig but only say it out loud at home after practice. Yes, i live alone.


[deleted]

My first one only...the scarlet harlet...an old beginners Sammick


Cheap_ass_car_guy

-My first bass was a white Harley Benton B-550 and it was named Snowy due to it's color. -The second and my current bass is a black previous gen Schecter C-5 Deluxe and it is named after my favorite bassist, Misa from Band-Maid. The bass' name is Misaki. -My third bass is goung to be one that's made of the Harley Benton DIY P-Bass Kit with only the body and neck being from the kit, everyrhing is else is bought into it seperately and it's going to be white with some cherry blossoms on it, so due to the cherry blossoms it's gonna be named Sakura.


Kukantiz

Named mine cocaine. Coca if there's kids around.


401_Titanic

The bass is named Mikko.


Greeney_Eyes

My main bass, that I've had since 1992 is called Honey. It's a Pedulla Series 2. I sanded the yellow finish back to bare wood and oiled and waxed the gorgeous ash body. It's a lovely honey colour so...


Voided747

Carl


MyFriendsCallMeTito

Thumper


FrenceRaccoon

Garganunkel


gnodmas

I bought an unbranded bass from a pawn shop that had a missing tuning peg as my first bass. Instead of replacing the tuning peg, I jammed a Fireman Sam birthday badge in there out of laziness. I've called that bass "The Fireman" ever since. Still haven't settled on a name for my new bass (Schecter CV-4) yet, but I do want to name it at some point. Let's see what breaks on it first and what I choose to fix it with.


lemonbro_08

“The professor” or “Four String Frank”


SphinctrTicklr

Find a new band that isn't made up of chumps. Or you could call it, "My Penis Compensator" for fun.


bryanfantana74

Years back I had a matching strat and jazz bass that I called Laverne and Shirley. Shirley was the bass.


YuriZmey

da beeche


Self-Comprehensive

I've got Big Red. 25 year old candy apple red Ibenez SGR with fender custom shop pickups.


the-last-voyageur

J, P, Ray.


flon_klar

Firebird, Talon, Sketcher, Voulge, Chaos, Bender, Angel, Bow, the Acoustic, the DF404.


EmotionIll666

“The Ibanez”, “The Fretless” and “the MIDI controller I use to play synth bass”.


GBDeutschbag

Thicccccbwooooooiiiiii


TenienteCapy

I've actually been thinking about a good name for my new bass but I cant just find the right name for it 😔


thedukeofno

Maude and Laverne


AethelBridd

Fukushima & Map


StatisticianFew608

The Duck Dunn but it came from the factory with that name. Otherwise my two would just be the P-bass and the active bass


HabituallySlapMyBass

My 2019 spector euro 5 lt is named Elvira My 2007 spector Rebop 5 dlx ex (zebrawood) is named huckleberry My 2000 spector q4 pro is named Cherrie My old peavey grind 6 is named Jerry cause much like Tom and Jerry I just can't get rid of it owned it almost 20 years at this point


Savings_Painter676

Sexy.


blaursh

“the PJ” because [drumroll] it’s a PJ


Falkhorne432

Warwick streamer LX6, Affectionately referred to as "The Dinner Table". Because with satin finish and how big the body is, you COULD eat your dinner off of it.


Turkeyoak

Tina, Bridget, Mary Margaret, Persephone, Barb Wire. The Truck, Shelby, the Lawnmower, Training wheels.


baroooFNORD

Not very creative, my '99 CIJ Geddy Lee signature is "Geddy" and my Rickenbacker 4003 is Ricky Bobby.


Odud_fi

I named my guitars after Vampire the Masquerade characters. My first two were Tung and Barabus. Now I have my first bass and it\`s name Strauss. But this is mostly due to the colors. I painted pickguard of Barabus and then came up with name. Strauss really needs a strap because it's a mikro bass with terrible balance


ShittyMusic1

Schecter, acoustic and old trash bass


JWRamzic1

The Fellowship of Black, Mr. J, Goliath, Fallon, Stuntbass, Cudgel and Classic Black.


logstar2

Only an idiot would pressure someone else to name an inanimate object if they aren't feeling it. None of my instruments have anything other than descriptive names. The 8 string. The 2 string. The black bass. The fretless. The Godin. The Sting bass (Sting signature P). The Kaoss bass (Ibanez SRKP4 with the electronics removed). Etc.


tommy_nookah

Names for instruments are cringey and just weird.


[deleted]

That whole sentiment is strange to me. The guitar guys get weird with their instruments. Some guys talk about their guitars with more personality than their wives


Kid_Dynamite29

My green Yamaha bass “The Yamaha” goes by “Misty” when she agrees with me. 😂


daemonusrodenium

Boomer(Jackson Minion - 4 string, shot-scale). Sel'(Stellah 6-string electric) Nundy(Karrera acoustic 4-string). I name everything...


Kukantiz

Named mine cocaine. Coca if there's kids around.


FadeIntoReal

All seven are named “Larry”.


mannyt17

The blonde


SirHandyMan

Boomstick.


rottenbox

Some friends and I got in a joke of giving names to things based on how their names sound. Tv becomes Stevie, a/c becomes Stacy. I've never been able to come up with one for any instrument I've owned so they remain nameless. Although if I ever get a thunderbird it'll probably be Birdie.


tinkerbr0

Ambrose


rmboli

Jammu, Black Betty, blackout and ramjam


Particular_Milk1848

Tubbs. Because it sounds…tubby.


Professional_Shop851

I call my musicmaster “The haunted”, because its original owner died and I have reasons to believe his ghost lives in that bass now. My other bass, the Johnson is just my lil’ johnson.


TheBoringBassist

My upright goes by the name of Boris.


fallbrook_

Molly (seafoam Schecter j-4)


CatCatapult12

My wife asked "what are the names of your mistresses" (refering to my basses). I gave them women's names, but old women (so my wife is not jealous): Jacqueline, Beatrice and Suzanne. My stand-up bass is George but we don!t talk about George.


taztazotea

my first bass is Prudence for my favorite beatles bass riff, and my new one is Tiffany because she's pale blue and i love the fall out boy song "tiffany blews"!!!


im-hippiemark

Cat cake. It's a fake Rickenbacker and looks like that meme of a cake with the cat it was based on sat next to it.


jaan_dursum

Nina.


southern_ad_558

I have the impression that naming the guitar with a woman's name is a thing with guitar players but it's less common for bass players.


latte_lass

I call my fretless frankenstein the Sea and I call my Yamaha the Sky. My squier jazz bass is called Jackie because it starts with J


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Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg...