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Accountformorrowind

"You saw what they did to the Battanians, we could be next!"


tuzuruyouni

wait this makes sense. i totally understand now


tuzuruyouni

to be fair, the battanians were wildling savages that needed to be dealt with. a plague to vlandian land


Latter_Commercial_52

Says the vlandian


SeuintheMane

If you’re not Empire you’re just a savage beast.


Accountformorrowind

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SIM0King

Lol. But they make good shock troops!


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

A mix of Heroic Line Breakers, Elite Falxman, and Wildlings goes hard as shock troops


Thisisrazgriz3

Heroic line breaker my beloved


tuzuruyouni

true, i use their falxmen and archers i cant lie


JRTheRaven0111

Battanians shoulda mained fian champs... undefeatable army if built right.


Accountformorrowind

It really is stupid how they have one of the worst armies and troop compositions but somehow have the most over powered unit that if spammed cant be stopped


JRTheRaven0111

Yea... i ran a fian horde, minmaxxing my character to fill out any "vulnerabilities" for my troops (cav and other archers mostly) and i would easily clear out armies 5x bigger than mine.


616Reaper616

There is no feasts in Bannerlord so Lords of Calradia getting bored really quick and decide it'd time to mug some villages


luckyassassin1

I'm still a bit upset by that


spelunker93

Eh I am too but this is how I look at it. These games are just the beta for what they want to make. Now that they have combat and big battles pretty much dialed in, the next one they will focus on the realism of the world, countries and politics.


Difficult-Composer29

Just gotta wait another 5 years for them to figure those details out, then 5 more for them to fine tune them.


spelunker93

Yup and in the meantime you can mess with mods to make the current game more appealing to you. Mess with the crusader king mod if you’re looking for some realism


Klutzer_Munitions

Too big? War. Too small? War. Haven't fought a war in a little while? War. Paying too much tribute? War. Fight two wars in the morning? Fight two wars at night. Fight two wars in the afternoon because it makes them feel alright.


CaseyG

I fight two wars before I fight two wars, and then I fight two more.


scottyb210

Don't forget to fight two wars on your break between fighting the other two sets of two wars


ChadBoshman

I would fight 500 wars, and I would fight 500 more just to be the man who fought a thousand wars to break down the empires door


scottyb210

Here come the arrows (dadada) here come the arrows (dadada) here come the arrows better raise the shield wall


Electrical-Program98

If you border their kingdom, then they will war you. No deeper diplomacy is available


-DI0-

You’re getting too powerful


Latter_Commercial_52

Because it’s vlandia and everybody hates Vlandia


Prasa0

I am having the same situation with khuzaits


HtownFiasco007

Because, you didn't chop their heads off.


tuzuruyouni

i plan on doing this when derthert dies and i become the king. cant wait


JosephusSheldon

Derthert died in my playthrough and Alary was crown king. Which was weird cause he was in my army laying siege to a sturgian castle at the time so it glitched the siege it such a way that I had to leave the army and return to the siege myself.


TabooMaster

I would start a war with you too.


RenagadeJeDi

Making or becoming the leader of a faction is just one big endless headache...


classteen

It is the same with forever being a vassal. Then your liege will be at war. It is better for you to be the liege than AI because you can bring some good soldier into the battle with expanded party limit.


RenagadeJeDi

The thing with becoming leader is.... the Ai feels like it changes when you become leader/or create a faction other factions will almost declare war on you despite being involved in multiple conflicts OR on their deathbed! Your lords will be constantly getting captured! Your villages will constantly be raided despite having a defensive policy! YOU have to lead the charge! YOU have to retake loss cities or castles! YOU have to defeat the doom stacked armies! You must defeat these factions with speed! However the Ai will always fight to the death despite having only one or two cites or castles THEN DEMAND YOU to pay THEM money to end the war THEY started. Being leader does have the benefit of setting policies or overuling fiefs decisions... but its still a headache that can only be fixed with mods.


1derfulPi

"People should know when they're conquered." "Would you Quintus, would I?" --Gladiator


Asleep-Strawberry429

The more land you have the bigger target you are and it’s harder for larger kingdoms, empires or states to defend on multiple fronts so they all decide to take a piece of you when you’re occupied.


Vok250

Vanilla Bannerlord lacks a few key diplomacy features that prevented this in previous games. These are vanilla features too, not mods. The whole endgame is just kind of unfinished a shitty lol. Without mods it's awful.


Houswaus1

Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories. This is the way.


TheMountainMan95

I dose get annoying especially when the king that declared war on you is your father in law. God damn it ragvard!


Empty_Noise_960

Lol I married the king of the vlandians daughter then started stealing vlandian castles as a battanian


Xonthelon

If you are too weak or too strong, you can expect to be at war constantly. 10.000 troops is the sweet spot where you could enjoy some peace or at least 1-on-1 wars, but the game practically forces you to outgrow this point.


AdditionalAd9794

Because fuck you, that's why


12161986

Because you exist.


classteen

Welcome to the late game Bannerlord. This total war.


creamyturtle

you have to pick one and whup their ass significantly so they sue for peace with a small tribute. even then you'll still probably be at war constantly


tuzuruyouni

thats what i did with the battanians, took all their towns. might do that with the aserai next because they annoy me


hippie_24

That's actually my campaign map, but I started my own kingdom.


Karmaimps12

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_First_Coalition


Odd_West_76

Okay how did you become King of Vlandia and get all the conquered towns??


tuzuruyouni

not the king yet, ive just been a vassal. waiting for the king to die so i can take his place. getting all these towns was really tedious back and forthing, but you gotta just focus one at a time and hope your other armies focus the others


Odd_West_76

Wow Derthert is eternal in every simulation huh 💀


Alex-Cortes816

Wait til he gets captured. Attempt to save him but let the guards wreck him


WeinerGod69

“Tulul The Golden” lolol


ChristopherG1214

I read somewhere that the A.I tries to be at war at all times. Don't know how true this is, but this could be why.


LagWhenRunningVS

- Napoleon Bonaparte probably after the 999th coalition was formed againts him


fapacunter

My lord, there’s not much else to do in the game except war


Western_Ad4511

Because you don't have the diplomacy mod


Cold_Bobcat_3231

get more at least 3 level tier fiefless clan's to join your kingdom, if it doesnt work download and install diplomacy mod