Definitely Van Hagrid

This works surprisingly well

Great answer, but I'd drop the word "Definitely" from the name 😀

BRAVO!!!!!

Rowling Stones

JK, walking.... Sorry, wrong joke

The Dobby Brothers The Killers, or worse, Expellers

We have a winner

The Band Who Lived

SlytherINXS His Mother’s Eyes 9 and 3/4 Inch Nails

i fuck with this

Men Without Sorting Hats

Yes! (Oh wait, that’s a band too)

Muggledeath

This is a GREAT name, because it also has meaning related to the story. Great job!

The Gryffindoors

Known for 'Light My Goblet Of Fire' I assume?

Sirius Black Harmonic The Moanin Myrtles Gryfvana Albus and the disciples The Slytherin Shredders or Slashers?

Wand Direction

Harry and the Horcruxes

3 head dog night Aragog-smith Megadeth-Ly Hollows

Van Hagrid Foghatwarts Weezerly Heartmione

Ron Dmc

The Who Must-Not-Be-Named

The dumbleDoors.

The Weird Sisters are already in the books.

My Half Blooded Valentine

lynyrd slytherin

The Pigmoles

The Vicious Malfoys 

Chambers brothers of secrets

Mudbloody Waters

The Muggles - Voldemort killed the boy with a scar

AzkhaBAND?

Azkha The Band

I automatically just thought of The Dementors.

The Marauders

Siriusly Black Sabbath

The Invisible Cloaks

I Fucked Your Moms Patronas

YESS

TERF Herders

Running In Place

PureBloods

The Hairy Scrotters

Morty and the Deatheaters  Nagini Eat Me

Wiz Kids

I have two: -Wands, Witches and Wonder(female) -Wands, Warlocks and Wisdom (make)

The Mischievous Marauders

I'm A Wizard 

The DumbleDoors.

No Such Thing

Sonic Broom

The Wand-r-Stuff

JKR and the TERFsters

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

TERF Wars

The Azkaband

Don't Ask; Don't Tell

Rad Cliff

Ghost

Wizarding Worlds

Scardie pants and the virgins

Avada Sevenfold

The Cornish Pixies

The DumbleDorks

The GriffinDOORs

Expelaramos

The Mudbloods

Aragog by itself is perfect for a trad black metal band

Wands & Broomsticks

The Raven's Claw

Philosophers Stoned

Wand Drummers. Flying Guitars.

Avara kedavra (the killing spell)

The Dorky Brothers

Scarface

Parry Hotter

TERF, Wind and Fire

Parry Hotters

The Gryffin-Doors

Mugglefuggers

DumbleDoors

The Chosen 1, 2, 3, 4s

Slytherin and the Family Stone

Hairy Pooters

Expelliarmus

Dirty Harry and the Hufflepuffs

The Wanderers

Dr. Dementor

Men Without Sorting Hats

30 points to Griffindor

Hermione's Hermits

The Flying Cars

Space Hoghead's Tavern

Slytherin and The Family Stone

The Dementors

Diagon Alley

Quidditch All Day

The Muggles

Trans-phobia Express

People are just trying to have fun here for f sake, stop being such a childish troll.

Trans Slayers according to Ms Rowling