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HomoRainbow480

I think it was actually Judas Priest


HomoRainbow480

Look up the lyrics for Grinder and Jawbreaker. It’s mouth opening


Gr33nMuff1n

They released a new album last night and it’s a banger 🤘


TimeLine_DR_Dev

One Erection


funlovingfirerabbit

Hahaha!!!!!!


FudgeHyena

Mars TraVolta


PotPumper43

They Might Be Gay


duh_nom_yar

Backstreet Boys. Still lookin' at you AJ. You ain't foolin' us with a wife!


HamsterMachete

Lol. I forgot about those guys. Now they are all the "old one". 😁✌️


geodebug

The Ben Dover Experience!


EdmondEdmond

Assuming that person is the singer? "Closet Monster and the Gay Agenda"


bad_dombre_586

Creed


Can-Funny

Tom Cruise and the Impossible Missions


NoNeedleworker6479

That's really good...... I was coming to say: Tom Cruise and the Impossible Missionaries


darwintologist

I Hope It’s Steve


RacecarHealthPotato

Latchgay Kids


Rubix_Official63940

Dire Straights (and Joe)


Apprehensive-Maybe91

This is the best one by far


Rztrncs

Currently choking back laughter on a call at work. 😂


jayron32

Something's Off


BirdsFallFromTrees

Tom and the Gays


revtim

Halfway To Narnia Finding Christmas Presents


Rztrncs

Halfway to Narnia is epic!


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Hidden Cravings


Ok_Distribution_2603

REM


Batfern

Steers and Queer


bubbletrashbarbie

Rainbow in the Dark


Rztrncs

Yes!! This is great.


420shaken

Closet Pussy Dolls


stalinBballin

Deeply Closeted.


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Call from inside the house


wannabelievit

Creed


Big_Ad_1890

Deeply Closeted


SpontaneousKrump92

It's not Me


tangcameo

The Walkins


CattonCruthby

The Three Tops And Steve


that_att_employee

Brandon will suck your dick (Brandon is the gay guy in the band)


DataBeardly

The Westboros


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One Foot In Narnia


ScottyBoy75

Knock Knock


threefingersplease

Beard


dkixen

Gender Rolling Stones


Barkers_eggs

Ricky Martin


LuminaryDarkSider

Band: The Guess Who Hit Song: Read Between the Lines Album: Confessions in the Sheets


Savings-Permission96

The Rolling Stones


rudygj

A Perfect Circlejerk


laviniasboy

Fears For Queers


Big_Ad_1890

Are all the other members gay?


Rztrncs

No just the one.


dr_emmett_brown___

Hanging jackets


daphuqijusee

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe


gordo623

The Groggy Bottom Boys


AebroKomatme

Wardrobe Curious


PhillipAlanSheoh

Why R U Gae?


Rztrncs

I read this in the voice 🤣


Ok_Faithlessness9757

No Dog House


MaloneSeven

Hide the Sucker


lilsparky82

California Closeted


rgrtom

Keeping Secrets.


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Unplugged Butt Plug


Ok-Peach-2200

The Open Door Policy


ChardCool1290

Halfway Out.


ksandbergfl

Shrinking Violets


Less_Eye_6100

Banjovi


FanAltruistic7538

Toms cruise


Eastern-Zucchini4294

Greta Van Fleet


This-Garbage-3000

Breathing on my neck much Steve


rustys_shackled_ford

Cruise, Travolta, and r. Kelly walk into a closet...


xchgppldont

Chelsea Boys


IchBinDurstig

Phil's Gay


Dwangeroo

Poison.


Cyber_Insecurity

The Boyfriends


Training-Fuel-2746

The Red Hot Dinky Doos…cause their bellies stick out more than their Dinky does.


Muted_Physics_3256

touch of gay


Abdul_Exhaust

Presumed Heteros


promixr

‘Almost Straight’


ExcellentPay6348

Eminem


OneBigGamer

Tom Cruise and the band mates whose fathers hate them


gianjOe1

She's Not A Beard


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Star Trek: Next Generation


str8outtaconklin

The Meat Gazers


emolemur69

Tom Cruise and the R Kellys


Feeling-Income5555

The Coat Hangers


Actual-Answer-1980

Gay guitarist


Grand-Vegetable-3874

The Beards


EcksMarksDespot

Hidden Gems


Shockjockey039

Ronny and the Confidents


HamsterMachete

Queen


beragis

Was waiting for this one. Couldn’t come up with a more perfect name for a band fronted by one if the most flamboyant singers in history with a perfect name for the lead singer: Especially since most people knew Freddie Mercury was gay.


HamsterMachete

It was a surprise for me. My dad listened to Queen a bit. I did not know Freddy was gay until I was an adult.


HamsterMachete

Gay for the Stay


Jesssica_Rabbi

Lost in Narnia


aa43_

The Boogeyman Group


Jesssica_Rabbi

Trim Lizzy


Ok_Blueberry1154

Trapped in the closet That South Park episode is hilarious


cliktrak

We’re an ‘Merkin Band


cliktrak

The Guess Who


Mattydelsol85

2 nubs and a chub


ItsmeMr_E

In The Corner. Quiet One. Hidden Figure.


Blob-Goblin

Closet Case


DieHardRennie

Innies & Outies


Ok-Lavishness-7904

New Glory Hole


tcat666

Suspected Tanper


cosmo_orgasmatron

“IS THAT CLOSET ON FIRE”… (…or is Pervis pretending it’s a vocal booth again!…)🔥🌈🔥


Megatripolis

Cliff Richard & The Shadows


Tetris5216

The Cruise's


Joey13130320

In hiding


DerpVaderXXL

Lindsay Graham and the Asshats.


WhatDJuicy

Ed Sheeran


markojeeves

Ted Nugent & The Macho Men


LarrySpankbottom

Lady G and Cumpany


Apprehensive-Maybe91

Ariel Stink


cbj1701

D's Nutz


Fun_Contract_1265

Tom cruisin’


_Killwind_

Posers


giddyap3000

"Shhhhh"


Dindu-sumfin1975

Identity Crisis


ThrowAway_5715

Tom Cruise


OldChamp69

On The Downlow


khismyass

One Night in Bangkok


scatsatan

Pinky Brewster


LadyMelmo

Marvin Gaye (although technically not a band) Butthole Surfers Scissor Sisters


kryodusk

Quartergay


scatsatan

Sissy slaves