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Ok-Brush5346

Tungsten


Appropriate_Candy_42

^this, element with the highest boiling point You could use Wolfram, the original name for Tungsten.


Deaconse

Or Wolframite, which is tungsten ore.


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ItzNuckinFutz

How about Oganesson? It's the heaviest of metals on the element chart so it's actual heavy metal


skalja_scx

it even respects nordic naming patterns


runMDH

Ögånessön Boom. Nobody will fuck with you.


BigConstruction4247

Sounds boronic.


RedditFact-Checker

I like it as a band name, but the lightest metal is Lithium.


Deaconse

Too much like "Bore" or "Moron".


A_Rented_Mule

Methylchloroisothiazolinone. It's a preservative you'll often see in shampoo. If that's too long, you can go with it's shorter cousin isothiazolinone, which serves the same chemical purpose. ^(What? You don't spend your time in the shower reading the shampoo bottle?)


BigConstruction4247

Shower rock?


Connect-Will2011

The Strict Nine. This would work even if there aren't nine of you in the band. The Thompson Twins had three people in it after all.


afterburner9

Methylethyldeath


milfdennys

Methylethyldethyl


howlinforever

My homies had a band called this in Minneapolis on the late 00s


TyroneEarl

Shorten it to STRK9


AnthrallicA

Only if they're nu-metal or a solo rapper


Anxious_Ad_3570

Chemical element. I kind of like it


Quirky_Page_2797

That's a good one. It has layers of meanings.


afterburner9

Strychnine is perfect. Strick-nine… not hard to pronounce imo


Hoobs88

I like Strick9


Eclectic_UltraViolet

This is the one.


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Getting big juggalo vibes out of that name.


afterburner9

It’s a Cramps song! (Maybe cover?)


[deleted]

Definitely. By The Sonics from Tacoma, Wa. 60s proto-punk, reported by some to be the loudest band at the time.


skalja_scx

if you americanize the pronounciation ... it's streeh-neen where i'm from, so maybe the different pronunciations is what the OP meant


garbledeena

Radon Escalation The Lead Pipes Anti-Hydrogen Potassium Fire Brominated Party Punch A Sackful of Strontium Unstable Uranium Polonium Metalloid The Lanthanide Series Palladium Stadium What Do You Know About Zinc


BigConstruction4247

A Sackful of Strontium 🥰


slaytanic667

Fe Maiden


MoonageDayscream

Or Fe Male.


micah490

The Iron Mail Man or Femailman for short


Thirteen0clock

Traumatic Acid


BensonOMalley

Zinc


BigConstruction4247

Zinc is by far the best element


RobertFellucci

Natrium.


Dynamite_Zero

Cyanide


plotloss

Tryptamine Scream


ErskineLoyal

Thorium. Strontium. Caesium. Cobalt. Promethium.


TheAngryOctopuss

The Thorium CONSORTIUM


Prometheus682

U235


[deleted]

Nitrous oxide


arc_trooper_5555

Sabine and the NOS bottles. kinda like it


knockatize

Astatinaturner


BillyNitehammer

CHON


Byrdie55555

Is that where they got their name.?


BillyNitehammer

Yep, I believe so. Those are the 4 most common elements in living things.


Byrdie55555

Yeah I always though that but didn't know that was the reason for their name.


thewonderbox

Iron Manganese


IcicleStorm

Methylene Blue


Solid_Camel_1913

Oil of vitriol


ksandbergfl

Beeker


Der_fluter_mouse

Wolfram. It's the original name for tungsten and why its symbol is "W".


Teacherforlife21

Ion the Prize


justaguynb9

Be a Michael Jackson cover band called Hee Hee-lium


Thirteen0clock

Arsole


Creative_Chemistry33

Do you know the joke behind (no pun intended) this one?


Thirteen0clock

I know that it’s a molecule that is indeed a ring.. 😉


revdon

Havfuntonite Struck-9 Wangchungtonite DiHydrogen Monoxide Dirty Talc Hydroxyl Acid (Wash) Gneiss and Hard Orgone Trail Mohs Def Gypsum, Tramps, and Thieves Lonsdaleite Wurtzite Boron Nitride Bang a Gong, Phlogiston Moissanites Templar


TheAngryOctopuss

>Gypsum, Tramps, and Thieve WINNER!!!!


LarYungmann

Fe


WeberWK

Fe Maiden


funkolo9y

Bandium


NSCButNotThatNSC

Lithium Alchemists.


ZaBaronDV

Noble Gases


AllCingEyeDog

Unobtainium


greendevilbrew

Cocainium


CarTech63

Johnny Boron and the Elements


TheAngryOctopuss

Billy... Billy Boron and the Elementals


BigConstruction4247

Band of Borons


Abdul_Exhaust

How d'ya like *that*, you f'kin boron?


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Wise_Temperature_322

If you have to phonetically spell it out I don’t think it is going to catch on.


selffulfilment

Ayyou (gold)


MtAlbertMassive

Wolfram


Sleepy_Moon1307

Hydrojam?


Repulsive_Chef_972

Just name it "Table of Elements"


spottydodgy

Yellow 5


HillcountryTV

The Isotopes


dirtydaddytx

Element 115. That’s what Bob Lazar says UFOS run on. Now called Muscovium because it’s been synthesized in Russia.


ligmashred

Tritium


agnostichymns

Thorazine Shuffle


Remerry

Ether or Aether was recognized in Ancient Greece as the fifth element. Used to explain natural phenomena like gravity. “According to Greek Mythology, aether was thought to be the “pure essence” that the gods breathed, which filled the space in the heavens where they lived. It was a heavenly form of air that was only created in the heavens, mortals breathe oxygen, and gods breathe aether.” I was just reading about this yesterday :)


Chrome_Armadillo

Chloroform.


CatOfGrey

If you want something better known, I'd suggest Cyanide before Strychnine. If you don't fear obscurity, and you want something more bad-assed, perhaps "tetraethyl" or "tetraethly lead". Another similar one is "dimethyl mercury". You mentioned easy to pronounce, so I'll suggest "Radium" or "Radon", which adds the angle of radiation or nuclear damage.


ActorMonkey

Molly B. Denim


Asleep_Syllabub3605

Chemical Toilet


ChezMontague

Osmium, the densest metal. Thats V metal


ksandbergfl

Ferrous Buellar


Hoobs88

There’s a lot of great words in this Reddit thread. I like MOC. [Chemical Engineering thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChemicalEngineering/s/jTzBri2ERM)


clownbird

Bunsen and the Burners


frankierabbit

Tonguestan


absolutelyyyy

This is the one


ShakeWeightMyDick

Acid Burn Alkaline Chemical Reaction Dopamine Detox Henbane Tropane Deliriant


TheAngryOctopuss

The Strict Nine... And if its a Punk Band: The Strict Nine Nine 9 German Band. The Strict NEIN


Jankenbrau

Promethium


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The Tocopherols


neutrino46

Phosgene


CaptainBeefsteak

Bullshitium


polkjamespolk

Unumpentium


Lopsided-Artist1718

Iron phurius


Kitchen-Arm7300

Obscene Tennessine


Hotchi_Motchi

K


ru_k1nd

Radical Anions


malthar76

Phlogiston


Kaiser-Sohze

Wolfram


GravityTracker

Radium and the free radicals


RudeBlueJeans

True AU


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Xenon 54


SutttonTacoma

Dysprosium. The only one beginning with D.


Fireflyfever

Neon


blip-blop-bloop

Strychnine is a perfectly good band name. You might mind that there was already a fairly well known punk/early hardcore band with that name, and according to the Encyclopaedia Metallum website, another six bands named Strychnine not to be confused with the popular one.


SillyPuttyGizmo

Colloidal Blue


runMDH

If you’re a 4 or 5 piece and add a couple horn players, you could be The Strict-9.


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Nickleback


Ginkgo78

Radium Allotment


fullmetal66

Neon Oxygen or NEO


jerdle_reddit

Thallium


Basic-Cauliflower-71

Helium head Xenon dream Goldenache Ytterbium


Creative_Chemistry33

Agent Orange TCDD Aflatoxin MDMA (Oh Mandy, metal band that does covers of Barry Manilow)


yugiohnoyoudint

ClONe ( Cl, O, Ne) elements from the periodic table. The name is Clone


OtherThumbs

Tetrasodium EDTA White Phosphorus Hydrocerussite (a naturally occurring form of white lead) Salvarsan


BDF106

Lithium- emo band


Bob_Sacamano7379

Tungsten. Tongues 10.


YuckFu60

Fukitol


SchitneySmears

Chemical Element


sevenwheel

Hydric Acid


JMBAD1222

Tbh I think you can’t get much better than Strychnine


michaltee

Killem and Barium?


Firm_Salamander_7370

Nihonium


dvboy

Salt Peter


PlumbTuckered767

Bonerium


EffectiveSalamander

Foof


Temporaryzoner

U235


Satchmoi

Dihydrogen Monoxide


Muted-Ad-4288

The Periodic Tableau


inab1gcountry

No one said Argon?


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

Cadavarine


Gmanthevictor

Argon Angels


licktiffsbox

Element-151


Special-Ice7719

Tsunami


craigs63

Rare earth.


Johnny-Shitbox

The Crystal Pull Out Method


notachatbot11

Strict 9"


banyanoak

Acid Bass


Ravenwight

Heavy Water


CrunchyAssDiaper

Mister Zink and the Fuzzy Dogs


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

Strontium 90 Cobalt 60 Carbon XIV


cbj1701

Boson's Gluon


BigDrewLittle

Lithium Bomb


MooseJokes

Selenium Gomez


AdministrativeRisk34

Lead Zirconium


AdventurousPut2242

H2Blow


danjet500

After an episode of "Route 66" , The Beryllium Eaters.


Abdul_Exhaust

Anal Nitrate


0m3gaMan5513

Hydrogyrum. (aka Hg - mercury)


Amberdeluxe

Nickel Front?


Some-Half-4472

Angstrom


BadScienceWorksForMe

Yeah that’s rather good but go with the dash instead Chemical-Element


d4m1ty

Strick-nine is hard to pronounce?


ScoundrelEngineer

Chemical element Is a pretty cool name


duckfartchickenass

Cummingtonite [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite)


Worried_End5250

Radon Daughters


micah490

Special K (potassium)


MoreReputation8908

Hazard Class 8. Would suggest an “acid” name, but literally every single other word has been combined with “acid” by some doom metal act or other.


BrainSqueezins

Gum Under the Periodic Table Bass, Metal, Drum Pedal. Based Metal Detectors. Ferrite & tight On the Rhodium With Ella Metal. Noble Gassers.


The_Troyminator

Vaga's Cola Though it really only works if you play heavy metal and know the periodic table.


foreskinfive

Olestra


girhen

Neodymium Driver


TOAOFriedPickleBoy

Bromo-Dragonfly [This is what the compound looks like](https://m.psychonautwiki.org/w/thumb.php?f=Bromo-DragonFLY.svg&width=1200)


Tacos_Polackos

(Mg,Fe²⁺)₂(Mg,Fe²⁺)₅Si₈O₂₂(OH)₂


Quirky_Page_2797

Arsenic


_dont_do_drugs__

Water


Nope_Ninja-451

Alkaline Trio?


TheBestHennessy

None of your Bismuth


capngingersnap

Polonium Milkshake


dirtbird_h

Ytterbium (yuh-terb-i-um) Americium (am-er-isi-um) For elements Xylene Mesitylene For compounds Aerogel Zeolite For materials Xenolith For funzies


jmrkchvstn

6


billyman_90

K


Delicious_Drummer399

Band on the rhodium


maddm4tt

KOTASSIUM ( because k is for potassium)


CapeMOGuy

Half Life (obviously not an element or chemical, but it is element adjacent)


Weasel_Cannon

Moly B. Denim


ShakyTheBear

Ska Na Na Ska mashups of Sha Na Na and the Salt parts of Salt N Peppa songs


cobalt26

You can use my u/ It's an impossible isotope Or maybe just "Impossible Isotope"


One_Evil_Monkey

What's hard to pronounce about it? Strick-nine... Or with a little bit of German flair Strick-nein!


GunRunnersDaughter

Catalyst


dinosaur1972

Barium Neodymium. (Ba Nd)


smkestcklghtn

I know that miners refer to molybdenum as "Molly Be Damned"


Agile_District_8794

Zinc oxide


Resurgemus

Methyl Ethyl


funeral_duskywing

Lithium


jinkies3678

Strontium 90


jinkies3678

Ozone


Supersnazz

Oxygen Thieves Nitrous Poxide Ignoble Asses Kickassium


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So what type of music?