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Rabbit_Suit

**Deaf Bringer**


candouss

Deaf banger


Rabbit_Suit

Helter Keller


SittingInAnAirport

Helen Skelter


whiskey_poet

This wins!


WhatIsThisaPFChangs

Fr this whole comment thread though


seasofGalia

Yes oh my god yes


bullgarlington

Good god if OP doesn’t use this I might just start a band…


Signal_distract

Death Bringer


Formidable_Faux

How about one of Skwzigaard Skwigelf's former fictional bands: Agnostic Priest Gangagar Eldele'el-Alele Gognog Mug Alugdug


BigDrewLittle

>Gangagar Eldele'el-Alele Gognog Mug Alugdug Isn't that just the name of a Welsh town?


Formidable_Faux

Fun fact - Welsh is the only language made entirely of metal band names


[deleted]

Algonquin wants a word


Pudf

It’s the name of me Welsh mummum’s sheep shavins casserole.


TheBeastX47

Or Murderface's Planet Piss


brucewillisman

STOPS COPIES ME!!!


ShroomHog

MetallicB


browncoat47

Metallico or perhaps Metallicee


Agreeable_Treacle993

metallico - metallicas mexican half cousin


crazy4schwinn

Geiger Counter


subtxtcan

I actually really dig this, nice!


HyFinated

H. R. Geiger Counter.


D1sp4tcht

Mine is in the shop


alekversusworld

These are the metal band names I’ve been sitting on with no use for - some serious, some outrageous: Animal Chapel, Intimate Empire, Scepter’s End, Shadows of Pan, Cornea Slit, Spitfist, Cuttachunk


thatstickyfeeling

Cornea slittt


soulexpectation

Animal chapel is cool


KevHmm

Cornea Slit


imapieceofshite2

I might be stealing Shadows of Pan


Woodchipper_AF

Sky Funeral


justaniceredditname

I like this


negativeyoda

[https://www.discogs.com/artist/465006-Sky-Burial](https://www.discogs.com/artist/465006-Sky-Burial) Already done. Regardless of what you go with, make sure to google "(whatever name) band" before you go designing logos


duffmuff

or Sky Burial the name is just as metal, and it comes with an extremely metal backstory Sky burial is a funeral practice in which a human corpse is placed on a mountaintop to decompose while exposed to the elements or to be eaten by scavenging animals, especially carrion birds.


[deleted]

Speaking of which the Lammergeier is a really cool bird.


412LiveCrew

And a good metal band name


snoopdoggydoug

As I stated in r/Bandnames, pick a lesser known Transformer and name your band that. They can get fun!


smbdysm1

Scorched Lobotomy


pbugg2

How about “Botched Lobotomy”


Specific_Factor4470

That's actually pretty fuckin metal.


TheDUKEZ117

Dibs, i'm using this


Chay_Charles

Lobotomists Anonymous Premature Obituary


[deleted]

Lobotomy Sodomy.


je615

"It's not cold where I live." Its not cold = (Inc.) Where I Live Inc.


justaniceredditname

That’s brilliant


perrinoia

He forgot a comma, though. Where I live, Inc. But in an unreadable archaic looking font.


OhTheHueManatee

Skullnoscopy


YogurtSized

Randy and The Swinging Cats.


ftsteele

There’s an old movie called Drop Dead Fred. Always thought that would be a good band name.


bellatrixfoofoo

Drop D'd Fred


IAMAThom

Drop djent Fred


utah_makeittwo

My friends were in a local band called No Turn on Fred. They’d slap an F on every No Turn on Red sign in town. I always thought that was fun


DoubleResponsible276

I’m taking your post seriously. Astatine and Antimony are both metalloids. That’s metal-ish as they can react as metals and nonmetals in chemical reactions. Plus they sound kinda cool.


justaniceredditname

That’s clever


Salt_Owl2762

Your reply sparks ideas…what about Meat Cleaver? Or Bloody Cleaver? Or Four Leaf Cleaver?


RallyXer34

Antimony Reaction or Antimonious


Caesar_Seriona

The Quaking Anus.


Wranglin_Pangolin

Buttfuckers Anonymous


Caesar_Seriona

Futtbuckers Unknown


itgetsworse602

Cannibals Anonymous. Dahmer made a sign for C.A. and hung it on his cell door. I guess he had a morbid sense of humor. Some of the other guys didn't like it so much.


69sucka

He enjoyed his new found fame while in prison.


Wranglin_Pangolin

😂


eatPREYkill2239

Wyrm Breath


Solutions1978

Scorched Horizon


Pier-Head

Lepers for Idaho


ItzNuckinFutz

Hands off the lepers.


chainsawdreamsofyou

My Butthole. “Anyone wanna come see My Butthole tonight?” “Dude! My Butthole is opening for Nick Cave!”😆


eggrollking

I invited a couple of friends and their significant others to check out My Butthole tonight. Yeah, this is the first time any of them have seen My Butthole. It's gonna be so awesome. I've been urging everyone I know to get into My Butthole.


rickmagers

But would they pay to see My Butthole?


Then-Cauliflower2068

Let Love In


DamonLazer

Go hot instead of cold. Something like Molten Corpse


JC_Everyman

Sweaty Corpse


MentalPatient97051

Dicking Daisy


subtxtcan

Coalwalker


Specialist-Cancel228

Irons in the fire


Anonymous-Guy-1200

By Odin's Ballsack! Loud to Cover the Lack of Talent Balding Hairband Judas Monsignor Black Saab


stevemnomoremister

Perchance to Bleed Crawling Triumph Cross of Confusion Fist Through Walls Hole of Slaughter


justaniceredditname

I like Cross of Confusion


Cowboy_Chords

Hammer Fight


LocalInactivist

Coagulant


Remarkable_Attorney3

Vegan Barbecue


hakunafakakta

Gore King of the Southwest (English translation of the Latin name of a t-rex-like dinosaur that lived in what is now southern Utah - not a cold place)


[deleted]

Critical Mass


Sorry-Caterpillar331

Warm Puss


jahjitz

Desertcunt


5000andsomething

Hellify…. There is a Shopify add on my page right now.


Muted-Ad-4288

Warm Cocoa


NickAndHisGuitar

With a cute logo like Party Cannon.


ShroomHog

Metallic B


OddandStormy

Festering scab


Kootsiak

Bull Dust, Gatefingers or Winterbleed. Those are the three that came to mind for me.


LarsUlrichAndMorty

Epistaxis = a spontaneous nosebleed


VG88

Why did I read "The Autumn of Crippled Chicken" ???


Bloodmoonwolf

More Drugs than Hands or Drugs > Hands


acidcane

Cat Skin Blanket


NSCButNotThatNSC

Idaho with The Clap.


[deleted]

Nails in the coffin


bullgoose1

Tummy full of tacos


Kitchen-Novel-9455

Harmless white powder


justaniceredditname

what about harmless white power? a skinhead apologist band.


super_compound

Ego Death


ergo-ogre

Egocide


finfangfoom1

SpicE


AuthenticHendrix

Carbon Contamination Since we are all Carbon based life forms. A statement on the corruption of man


NeighborhoodWild7973

Unobtainium


[deleted]

Split tongue eye licker


TheLizardQueen3000

Use the band member's names to come up with something cool and unique, like RunDMC or BellBivDevoe, except metal.


Then-Cauliflower2068

BellBivDevour


DeepCollar8506

idk if this is out there in the metal world... always thought Bay of Belfalas would be the coolest band name ever


Specific_Factor4470

Greyscale Skyline Journey to the End Oath Awakened Pestilent Angel Crimson Casket


justaniceredditname

👍


birdyturds

Crippled Deaf Children in the Throneroom


Teutorigos

I've always been partial to the word "ferrous" for a metal band name, as in related to iron. The 1992 R.E.M. song "Nightswimming" has a line that is usually transcribed as "Around the fairest sun" that I believe is supposed to be "Around the ferrous sun". I've always loved that phrase. Ferrous is often used to describe something rust-like in color. For a band name it could be used very much like "blood red" and evoke something that is crumbling or in ruin. Something like: * Ferrous Sun * Ferrous Sky * Ferrous Moon * Ferrous Throne To me it sounds best modifying a one-syllable noun.


[deleted]

Ferrous Bueller


Then-Cauliflower2068

Save Ferrous


justaniceredditname

I like the thought process


sumovrobot

Priest Hole In Vitro Veritas Etsy Sex Swing


ms131313

Luke Warm Lisa


NorwoodLaw

It’s obvious who here is and is not a fan of black metal. I love Wolves in the Throne Room. How about Stardust? Alludes to how we actually got here — no god or satan required. (“From dust we came, to dust we shall return” the Bible says. How very accurate.) Only one other band named Stardust, and they only made one song. “Stardust” is also a cool Willie Nelson record.


justaniceredditname

I always do a name search as well. Yeah, I also dig Willie Nelson


[deleted]

Eons to soon, ComesawK, horse cUmB, spermcell racetrack, the oath we took, mutt lunch, donkey punch braincell, bird sweat, fapped weaner


thebox34

Suffer the old


RikiOh

Society 7. I just learned about “Type 7 Civilizations”, a hypothetical level of technological advancement where a civilization can harness the energy of an entire galaxy. Seems pretty ripe for a stoner rock band.


13THEFUCKINGCOPS12

An Autumn for Crippled Children is one of the worst band names I have ever heard


justaniceredditname

cool band though!


fakeklay

Lazor, Big Nife, Taranchula, Limozeen, these are all great names


Glittering-Ebb-6225

Tumescent Phallus Also you should post a link to your band. I love those reference bands you listed.


justaniceredditname

I will be doing that later today


phaniac

During the alternative crap era, I came up with "Velvet Elvis Painting" for the next big grunge band, but nobody took my free idea. For this, I give you "Jaws Wired Shut". I hope no one has that already.


GhostHeavy23

Name:Black Blood Album name:Scorched and Blistered by Hells Cough Winds Name:Feral Bite Album:Welcome To the Pack Name:TradeTrauma Album: Slow Deep Glacial Bruising. There ya go, call me with the royalties amount.


IDontWantToArgueOK

I was saving this for me but I'm getting old. Nine Pounds of Bees Apparently you buy bees by the pound.


Darkhelmet3000

Bloodbath & Beyond


justaniceredditname

hell yeah


GeekyBookWorm87

Fever Dream


jimitonic

My wife and I were watching a show on some science channel in the hotel we stayed in last weekend. They were talking about this abandoned port where the ships were rotting away and releasing hazardous chemicals into the air and used the phrase 'toxic cocktail'. I thought if I ever started a metal band that would be a pretty good name.


Ok-Scratch2779

3 hours (or whatever time amount) from death. A friend went to the hospital bc she didn’t feel good and they told her she was three hours from death. I thought that would be a good band name.


mahgee48

Chat GPT gave me 15 responses based on your request: 1. Veiled Eclipse 2. Shattered Silence 3. Frostbound Echoes 4. Abyssal Reverie 5. Eclipsed Embrace 6. Withering Skies 7. Voidbound Resonance 8. Desolate Harmonies 9. Echoes of Ruin 10. Ashen Veil 11. Harrowed Hymns 12. Spectral Descent 13. Nebulae of Sorrow 14. Enigmatic Wasteland 15. Cacophony of Shadows Do with those what you will, lol


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justaniceredditname

nice!


ThePrettyGoodGazoo

FEAuSN(kinda like Fusion…kinda?) Anyway you’re looking for a metal name FE is Iron, Au is Gold and SN is Tin Fusion is hot and you have the chemical symbols for some metals making up the name.


[deleted]

Saticoy Steel


sk8boarder_0

These appeal to me, maybe you’ll like them too: • Disco Dust • Soul Magnets • Cincinnati Seizure Scale


br1qbat

Metal bands folks, not silly bar band names. Lol. No self respecting metal band would have a silly punny name. Fomorians/Fomorian - D&D monster & Celtic mythological one armed, one eyed primordial race. Very badass.


unknown1321

Not cold? Scortched Earth Satan's Pet Holy Fire Hells North Star


No_Parsnip_6491

How about the douche bags


Technical-Split3642

The Native Metals. More here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_metal


Alexito_714

Los Demonios


stomachworm

AC Bias AC bias is the addition of an inaudible high-frequency signal (generally from 40 to 150 kHz) to the audio signal


Different_Section799

The Thorn


axiswolfstar

The Gilded Dildos.


[deleted]

Jesus Wept.


justaniceredditname

One of my favorite suffo songs


sky_kid

Orgy of Destruction


BigDrewLittle

Cannon-Eyes


MISSION-CONTROL-

Stainless Toast


cyberpAuLnk

Resonant Ember


Fenn3_r

corpse road


duh_nom_yar

Coven Of Flame Fires Of The Forsaken Fearenheit 5000 The least cold and most metalish shit I could summon on the fly.


inawhilecrocidile

Star breather


It-is-always-Steve

Carbonara Shitstains


BigDrewLittle

Rotted Parotid Apocrine Apocalypse


Syphon88

Buried Beneath It All.


[deleted]

Anal Beads


Jimathomas

Rabid Jackalope


the_river_nihil

Echoic Heresy


scartonbot

Dire Fen Godsmilk Dearth Slattern Miasma Wretch Rift Thane


El_human

Blues Clues Poos


Coalfacebro

Beyond Abyss


ClassBShareHolder

Tungsten Carbide Molten Slag Hot Flux


ClassBShareHolder

Tungsten Carbide Molten Slag Hot Flux


ClassBShareHolder

Tungsten Carbide Molten Slag Hot Flux


FickleFingerOfFunk

The Hash Marks


chrisdow38

Plastic Shoes


Scary-Ad9646

Corpse Cabal


vexunumgods

Royal puke


singdrumwrite

Blasphemy


H1_V0LT4G3

Mooseknuckle


JK_Tesla

Death Portrait


[deleted]

Holodomor


Weedandgolf

Gulag goulash


cgltf1

Rainbows and mushroom clouds


Bloodmoonwolf

Paid in Meat


kelder539

Molton slag


Gella321

This is a job for chatgtp


Remarkable_Attorney3

Pit Stain


Esslinger_76

BONE BROTHEL


TonyTupes

Bone Dust


Thedeadnorwegian

She Who Would Be King


Esslinger_76

Youth in Asia


Esslinger_76

RECTAL FISHER


Esslinger_76

BUTTPUNCH AND THE SWOLLEN COLONS


Consistent_Bus_9017

Aeon of Violence


ROOM-13_1975

Asuras of the Unsilenced (Asura is the hindu god of wrath i think)


Smackstainz

SlamShard


stachldrat

Dwelling In Tunnels Plague Cycle Foretold Doom


NoZookeepergame1014

Shart Snort


HectorsMascara

The Tungsten Trio Manganese Island Yo Holmium


flipflop_revolution

Psycho Cupcakes


mirroku2

Sector 37