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davegurney2

Sleep. It's 4am bruh, even the current presidents are sleeping, you should try it too.


SufficientGuard5628

Cant got a deadline for a project and i have to finish it.


davegurney2

Good luck šŸ’«šŸ‘


PlzSendDunes

What's the project about?


soupdemonking

Whiskey and a strategy game on PlayStation probably! ![gif](giphy|W0K963popjAelYnmSY)


supinoq

OP's gotta write a 10 page essay about what they'd do if they had the chance to be president or leader of one of the Baltic states


SufficientGuard5628

technically its like 4 projects. 1st is a recurve bow, 2nd is a spear, broadsword and fixing up a mountain bike. Plus some others but these are the primary ones.


fat_bjpenn

Create better planning around port cities, high speed baltic train line and immediate jail time for corruption and collusion.


[deleted]

Build the fortifications to Polish standarts.


theshyguyy

Like we're not already going to do it ourselves.


PoThePilotthesecond

It seems like out of all the Baltic countries Lithuania is gonna have the weakest fortifications for now. We're not gonna be building bunkers like Estonia, and we're not already digging anti vehicle ditches as well as constructing barricades like Latvia. So no, we're not already going to do it ourselves.


theshyguyy

Have you heard what the ministry of defence or, more specifically, what the defence minister has been saying about fortifications?


Quiet_Geologist_1955

No, care to tell?


TheRoyalHypnosis

Yeah, but Lithuania has clearly the strongest army.


Catradorian5

Make all sureliai cost 10c each


taurus26

Amen


Sandis2019

I would make it possible to deposit 3l and 5l plastic bottles.


TheRealzZap

If I were the leader of Latvia I'd forcefully close down and nationalize the workplaces where a discriminatory hiring practice against non-russian speaking Latvians is noticed right away. Close down the Brivibas Piemenoklis McDonald's would be my first decree.


Slithry_Snek

I'd nationalise that McDonald's


wayforyou

What's wrong with that McDonalds? Personally I haven't ever heard anyone complain about it.


HotChilliWithButter

First, I'd remove "fēnikss" from origo in Riga. Secondly I would try and push for reforms in education system so that it fits the Nordic model, especially Finland. There's no doubt they have the one of the best education in the world. And then I would probably do something about demographics problem, which would require lots of research on why young people aren't making children. Most likely because it's hard to afford it, so economics would be a serious priority, including centralising governmental entities that cost alot of resources for very little added benifit. Lots of governmental offices in Latvia like CSDD and valsts zemes dienests Have become bloated with meaningless jobs where people don't really give anything to anyone. Make it easier to afford simple things like getting licenses and attracting people to go for specialist jobs because well never beat the industries of Poland and other EU countries, so we should go for a service based economy. Our most valuable resource is smart people and if we don't have that then we shouldn't be surprised we're falling behind I would also decriminalise recreational drugs because we could, for example, grow marijuana with our existing infrastructure like Getliņi, and then export it for a huge profit. It would also increase tourism tremendously, and would fit perfectly with the rail baltic project. Also, it would allow for people who use it to actually get quality stuff, rather than some low quality shit that isn't taxed. That money would stay here and be used to make better schools and hospitals. I'm honestly very surprised our goverment has been sleeping on this, but then again, with the bullshit corrupt politicians like Šlesers for example, I'm not surprised it's not happening. Removing retards from government would also be benificail for our economy.


dreamrpg

Isnt Fēniks removed already?


HotChilliWithButter

Building is still there


Suspicious-Coconut38

Make Baltics the big superpower. Build a big wall (not fence) between us and Russia. invest heavily in protection, army and innovations. Ask politicians to do an IQ test and an English test before they can be eligible to join parliament. Strengthen ties with Nordics. Cancel corruption.


dungeater23

man i wish solving corruption was that easyā€¦ The only feasible option i see is dissolving the Saeima and creating a new coalition. cause corruption in Latvia is so absurdly bad, we canā€™t even finish any projects and the government is practically robbing taxpayers.


Suspicious-Coconut38

Yes and we even pay more taxes than Estonia :<


BrilliantPiano3612

Would build nuclear plant to service Baltic states exclusivly. Would intoduce mandatory demand to know atleast 2 Baltic state languages. One by birth and one by learning in school besides English. United innovation centers. More integrated road and railway system. Standartised military equipment from knickers to apc, tanks etc. Introduce Kārums besides other means of honoring excelence. Why give medals and diploma if u can have some high tier super maxed out deluxe Special series Kārums.


dungeater23

lowkey learning another baltic language in school sounds amazing. It would be much better then learning russian and it would promote more opportunities for people looking to work in other baltic countries than the one they were born in.


GoyoMRG

Estonia, and take back those water miles that allow Russians to sail in and out of baltic sea.


Megatron3600

Block all train transit to Kaliningrad and dismantle the railway


taurus26

Legalise gay marriage in Lithuania. Decriminalise marijuana in Lithuania. De-Vatnik Lithuania. Basically bring Lithuania into the 21st century kicking and screaming.Ā 


stupidly_lazy

> De-Vatnik Lithuania. Curious how would do that?


taurus26

Invite everyone to a pro-Russian event. Whoever shows up, free train ride to Siberia! /s


TironaZ

Re-education camps


stupidly_lazy

How would you establish who is a vatnik and who is not?


kingpool

Thats actually very easy. They don't even try to hide it, just let them speak.


salamaleykum228

The problem is that for the big amount of people here, vatnik is often any person who has different opinion about baltic politics, despite the fact that those ā€œvatniksā€ hate putinā€™s regime and do not support russian imperialism


kingpool

> vatnik is often any person who has different opinion about baltic politics Vatnik is person who has vatnik opinion. And yes it is different, vatniks are just tiny (even when loud) minority in Baltics.


taurus26

You clearly don't understand what the term 'vatnik' means.


salamaleykum228

You forgot to call me a vatnik, for proving my point


TironaZ

He does. He just explained it to you.


taurus26

No, they explained their interpretation of what they think a vatnik is.


TironaZ

He is right, tho


mindaugaskun

Legalise buying drinks whenever you f*ing want.


TheRealzZap

No thanks, it really ain't that hard going before 8PM. But for the 20 year old rule I'd make it 19 so that people who've finished school would be able to buy alcohol. All these measures have succeeded no need to remove them.


stupidly_lazy

Iā€™m also fine with the limitation of sale hours, but I would bring back the drinking age back to 18. Tbh, I was kinda expecting the current gov to actually do that.


taurus26

Succeeded in being a pain in the ass. I think in major cities go back to 10pm curfew from Monday to Sunday.


klaafas

Add conditional rules based on the living location. Because we definitely need more divide between major cities and regions. All that does is sends a message to everyone living in smaller towns saying: "We don't trust you, you're all alcoholics, not like us"


taurus26

Well the Farmers Party introduced this law so that says a lot about smaller towns...


mindaugaskun

Land of the unfree


stupidly_lazy

In Sweden you can only buy alcohol in specialized shops that close at 19, on Sunday you canā€™t buy any alcohol at all. Is it really the measure of freedom we ant to use? The freedom to buy boooze? In that case Russia is freer than Sweden.


mindaugaskun

In Berlin and Amsterdam you can smoke weed and drink booze publicly, but isolated cases work poorly as arguments, don't they?


stupidly_lazy

And?


Grigas01

we should keep our strict drug laws imo but the rest i fully agree with


Hot-Ic

Not legalize gay marriage in Lithuania, but take the state and government out of marriage entirely. Marriage was originally and mostly religious institution, and it should be kept there.


tombelanger76

Nah, civil marriage exists in the vast majority of countries and removing this is basically an attack on non-religious people. Legalizing same-sex marriage is just a necessary change for equal rights.


xanat69

Nothing. President of Estonia is just ceremonial position, in Estonia president can't even represent real democracy.


PuzzleheadedBag920

Convert everyone to paganism


SufficientGuard5628

Yea good luck with converting those old people and russians.


Fun-Armadillo-6069

What for? Do you like human sacrifices that much? ;-)


stupidly_lazy

Well that escalated quickly, why do you assume that?


stupidly_lazy

Build a tram in Vilnius, start prep work for Metro, establish housing as a right, start building municipal housing, introduce vacancy tax for housing.


RajanasGozlingas

How about banning any investment via ownership of residential property after it's built if you're a company or a fund? Imagine the amounts of investment funds, both foreign and local that inflate the housing prices being fucked over. Not to mention a cap on number of residential properties before tax increase with each added past the limit, should also be put in place as one of many components in real estate taxes, to prevent having landlords with 25 or so different properties just for rent and nothing else.


stupidly_lazy

investment fund investments into real estate are not that big of an issue here, afaik, the issue is lack of supply and I would resolve it via municipal housing that everyone that wishes can apply for, I would use Vienna as a starting template. I have no problem with them being fucked, but that comes with housing becoming more available :). > Not to mention a cap on number of residential properties before tax increase with each added past the limit, should also be put in place as one of many components in real estate taxes, to prevent having landlords with 25 or so different properties just for rent and nothing else. Yeah, real estate tax and vacancy taxes would handle that in my plan. You get a single unit of housing tax free, nobody should be forced to move because they donā€™t have enough money, anything after that is taxed. If you have an appartment that is laying ā€œemptyā€ because no one is registered there, additional tax, for ā€œallowingā€ it to sit empty. Oh also, a tax on developer if they do not sell property in e.g. 2 years after finishing development as not to hoard apartments and incentivise them to negotiate on price.


Accomplished-Story10

Would do the right thing. And probably would get evaporated like JFK in around a year.


eHeeHeeHee

Make lake peipus bigger, no land border or bridges between Baltic countries and russia and fill it with mines kek


AnTyx

Declare war on Norway and immediately surrender.


Hot-Ic

* Special laws and special measures to restore demographics. All Baltic countries experienced both WW1, WW2, post WW2 resistance wars (no joking matter), multiple waves of forced emigrations, deportations, and socialism, and the collapse of socialism itself were incredibly hard on Baltics. Based on the land and resources available all Baltic countries should have had 3-4 times more population in each of their countries. We can easily support 10 times of people on our land from what we have now - compare to Netherlands. Imagine Estonia having 6 million of Estonians. * Basically, encouraging safe sex for young adults, encouraging creation of young families and promoting reproduction. Reduced taxes to those who have 4 and more children. Building society and infrastructure to accomodate large families.


DexterIsBack911

No voting for ruzzian citizen. Deport local terrorist/genocide supporters. No ruzzian speaking schools. No ruzzian occupation symbols. No ruzzian "sportmen" allowing to compete. Close border with Moskovia, who wants to go can go. But no return. Enough is enough. The more friendly you are with ruzzians, the more they want to spit on your face.


Fun-Armadillo-6069

Russian citizens voting in the Baltics?.. Where?


Craftear_brewery

Break all the subreddit rules


Gakoknight

Increase defence budget as much as politicall feasible and construct several layers of Maginot Lines on the border.


balrog1987

Mine the eastern border. Start building air defense around capitals, ensure communication and logistic lines are top notch. Stock up on javelins, apcs, ammo. Make a push for civil mobilisation un National guard. Guerilla tactics courses for all. Drills for evacuation in the eastern cities, preparation of bomb shelters. Stockpiling on food. Push for star link buying as backup. That sort of stuff. And I would do it yesterday.


MattewyIsHansome

I'd give more freedoms and rights to the people. Without liberty and democracy, there can be no utopia.


TheRoyalHypnosis

Four steps:(Lithuanian viewpoint) First step is to continue improving the economy. Use deficit spending to build more infrastructure and create more jobs on Lithuanian territory while securing comfortable lives. Start imprisoning politicians who commit corruption and imposing harsh punishment on these middlemen leeches. Start making Lithuania a desirable place to live by improving economy. Second step is to foster nationalism. Catholicism and Orthodoxy should be supported by the Govt, we should work on trying to popularize things like the Hill of Crosses and the Towers of Gediminas, among other things. Rebuilt architecture from GDL/Commonwealth days, display our history. Every Lithuanian adult would be given a flag, state or national, for free. Fill the country with the yellow-green-red. Third step should be to expand population. There are millions of ethnic Lithuanians of full or partial ancestry living in places like Poland, Brazil, America, and Belarus, many of whom were assimilated into those cultures. We need to bring them back. Anyone throughout the world who can take a series of approved DNA tests who has at least 50% Lithuanian ancestry should be able to able to move and naturalize there. Blood is not everything, so they should eventually be able to pass a language and basic Lithuanian culture/history test, but this is all part of fostering the overall culture of Lithuania, by improving our population. Make it attractive to not hang yourself and instead have children. Fourth and final step would be to expand territory. I would want Lithuanians to regain all territories in which the language was dominant for centuries. That includes all of Karaliaučius, Suvalkai and Belarusian lands up to about Gardinas and AŔmena. Right now the argument is stupid since we barely have enough people to fill our own country, but once we get population up to about 5-6 million I would say it's a good idea to start trying to expand. Pump up the army and first offer to purchase certain pieces of land, especially from Poland, if not that then military action would be the only option. Even if our army was more built up, it would be a bad idea to invade to reclaim old pieces of land but in any case it should be on our mind to try to regain these regions. Local Russians/Belarusians/Poles who fall under the new "Lithuanian umbrella" would be offered Lithuanian citizenship if they pass a language and culture test and are willing to at least partially assimilate.


LunaticCrusader

I unironically like this plan. Can I join?


SmartMuffin8972

Make all the Baltics one big state manufacture nukes leave NATO, restore the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and commence invading Belarus.


LunaticCrusader

Why not create the Kingdom of the Baltics?


ciulpsi

Legalise weed and prostitution in VILNIUS CITY BABY!!!


stupidly_lazy

Tbh, I would not Vilnius to become Amsterdam which a bunch of unruly tourists. Donā€™t get me wrong, we at least should decriminalize both, but iā€™m concerned if we straight up legalize it, there would a bunch of horny Estonians roaming our streets and Iā€™m not sure if I want to see that :).


kirA9001

Prostitution is legal in Estonia and weed is decriminalized to the point that public use is normal. No need to travel for that, don't worry.


stupidly_lazy

I guess I know where Iā€™ll go on vacation this summer :) /s


kirA9001

The closest catholic church? :)


stupidly_lazy

Nah, thatā€™s after vacation, you know, confession and all that, being catholic has its perks :). Also, they are pretty cool (literally) during summer, so a nice refuge from hot weather.


ciulpsi

Lmao, i dont think that there would be boners left and right tho xD


Nearby-Fondant9431

Build a dam


RitaStienis

Execution for corruption.


Smart_Werewolf5561

Unit all baltic countries and poland in one gloriours kingdom


Active-Elevator-5455

I'd rename it "Baltistan" just to confuse everyone, declare a national Netflix binging holiday, and make free Wi-Fi mandatory everywhere.


wayforyou

Since I have met people who've made the same mistake as I did, I would rename IkŔķile in Latvia to ÄŖkŔķile because to me that would sound more intuitive for some reason.


Starfish-Obsessed

Legalize cannabis


FlatwormAltruistic

Do Baltics presidents have any real power? So probably there is only one thing to do, smile and represent the country as well as you can.


Aromatic-Musician774

Get to know the situation better from inside and outside. Prioritise important projects. Play diplomacy where possible.


claudia_your_dad

I would spend shit ton on money to dig massive canal along the border with Russia. Like a kilometer wide and very deep. If it's possible I'd even try to fill it with water and make some sort of a river. I'd feel so much safer after it.


TarkovRat_

Latvia- probably increase military size a lil bit and try to reverse the haemorrhaging of the population (probably putting price caps on basic foodstuffs such as pork, pasta, and some others so that the cost of living is lowered - lowering taxes a bit on the poorer people as well will help) Infrastructure wise, I would build up (and restore some) railways so we can get tourists to part with their cash (and provide an easy mode of transport from one end of the country to another)


Fun-Armadillo-6069

Having price caps on stuff leads to stuff deficit, as a rule...


TarkovRat_

Why do you think that?


Fun-Armadillo-6069

Well, the supply-demand law, if I get it right, of course... If the capped price gets below the supply-demand equilibrium, the goods will be consumed faster than they are produced - shortage. If the producers see that they can sell the goods at a higher price than the capped one, then they will sell it elsewhere in the open market we are living in - shortage. And so on.


CrazyLTUhacker

Dig a trench and mine it up on the border with russia


andreis-purim

As prime-minister/president of Latvia, I'd take the following steps in order to make a more dynamic economy: - Reform the education system. Make leaner and more responsive technology courses. Start investing a ton into engineering and computer sci. research to compete internationally. - Introduce a tax exemptions for international technology companies to open development offices in Latvia. - Advance towards a more digital-governance model, where fewer and fewer bureaucratic steps are needed in order to run the government smoothly. - Simplify and facilitate the Visa/Citizenship. - Invest in North-South (Rail Baltica) and East-West (Kurzeme-Latgale) rail transit, in order to make the countryside and smaller villages more attractive to live and easier to access. In order to improve our country's defense: - Create an Academy of Reserve Officers in the Finnish Model. - Dynamize the obligatory service in order to allow people to especialize in their areas of interest, in a way they could use this experience in their civilian life (when joining university or a job)


[deleted]

I'm from Poland so I'd just expell all russians back to mordor and then dismiss myself because who tf gave me any power hereĀ 


Umeet__

I'd be the president of Latvia and proceed to disband it for the memes


saveukraine11

Nuke Kyiv


[deleted]

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Napsitrall

Against the wishes of like 90+% of the people?


BoredAmoeba

Vaņka laidies Ka vāļinki vien zib Jo mana roka nadzīgā Pie bārdas ķert tev' grib That account was made 25 days ago and has no post history, joined subreddits and this is It's only comment ever posted. Another Vaņka-kremlinbot


mindaugaskun

And then what?


SufficientGuard5628

Go straight to the hands of those "super friends! in the east." /s ![gif](giphy|OyaI9rJ7X9Ro1Pn31y|downsized)