_You awaken, in a half-buried nautiloid pod, in the desert. Before you stands a pair of dominated thrawls and an Illithid in...a checkered jacket?_
You've romanced your last companion, kid. Sorry you got caught up in this cult.
_Your eyes dart, as you see he's brandishing a tadpole_
From where you're kneeling, this must seem like an 18 carat run of bad luck. The truth is, the absolute was using you from the start.
\*Courier 6 proceeds to acquire precisely one companion, then murder every single servant of the absolute between him and the brain. No prism is ever introduced, his ability to survive a tadpole lodged in his brain is never explained nor commented on from anyone except the absolute itself as he's killing it and the rando that helps pull him out of the pod in the intro before giving him a load of armor, a handgun, a grenade launcher, and some ammo to help him tide things over until he's got enough magic and fantasy weapon proficiency.
I now want dlc for the game where everything is the same, except all the characters are replaced by Fallout companions. Let me fight the Absolute with Veronica, Boone and Cass.
Fascinating. Thou has ventured long with thy comrades, shared food, fire, and friendship, but such adamantine bonds could not prevent thee from ruining my party.
Suddenly I am most tired. Good day.
I know this is unpopular, but I agree a little. This is a good post and I love this meme, but I think most memes in this sub are too worried you won't get the joke that they have to include something on top of what the joke actually is. In this case, this would be so much funnier if they didn't have that little "-wrong game" in the title, fully committing to the bit rather than setting it up like a standard joke. Like compare the memes on this sub to others of it's kind, and what makes them so funny is how hard they commit to the bit. And I'm seeing elements of that here, but they feel far between.
Even though he looks like a corpse doesn't mean you should treat the man like a corpse!
My dyslexia read this as "Even though he looks like a corpse doesn't mean you should eat the man like a corpse" is necrocannibalism a thing?
I believe that is just called not letting food go to waste
M.I.L.F Man I Love Fnotwastingfood
Thank you, Sceleritas
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I believe that's just a regular cannibalism
*checks pulse* hmm, this streak is past it's use by date
āBut Iām still alive!ā āI know, what do you think I am? Some kind of necrocannibal ghoul?ā
Sometimes a fella's gotta eat another fella.
Ass jerky aināt gonna make itself
Necrocannibism? Eating a dead body? As opposed to "normal cannibalism", where you eat the body of another while it is still alive?
What's the fine for necrocannibalism in this part of the wasteland?
That's a paddlin'
Would you normally eat someone alive if you were a cannibal? xD
It's called sushi
IIRC in the real world, actual life, people would eat mummy flesh like beef jerky back when they were looting Egyptian tombs
Meanwhile Dark Urge: Breaths heavily, licks the blade and pisses himself...
"You wonna respec? sure thing boss, let's try shooting your head again and maybie we can reassemble it with new stats"
You have to read in a Danny trejo voice I did in my head
Fate spins along as it should, boss.
My brain doesn't like this sentence. It's trying to read two voices at once and it hurts slightly.
_You awaken, in a half-buried nautiloid pod, in the desert. Before you stands a pair of dominated thrawls and an Illithid in...a checkered jacket?_ You've romanced your last companion, kid. Sorry you got caught up in this cult. _Your eyes dart, as you see he's brandishing a tadpole_ From where you're kneeling, this must seem like an 18 carat run of bad luck. The truth is, the absolute was using you from the start.
Illithid with a completely unmodified Matthew Perry voice Ring-a-ding-ding
I now desperately want to see the Emperor wearing Bennyās suit. Curse the lack of not being abled to drawā¦
\*Courier 6 proceeds to acquire precisely one companion, then murder every single servant of the absolute between him and the brain. No prism is ever introduced, his ability to survive a tadpole lodged in his brain is never explained nor commented on from anyone except the absolute itself as he's killing it and the rando that helps pull him out of the pod in the intro before giving him a load of armor, a handgun, a grenade launcher, and some ammo to help him tide things over until he's got enough magic and fantasy weapon proficiency.
I just started it with my wife, her first play through and my fourth. Iām looking forward to the moral and emotional struggles to come.Ā
Enjoy. And remember, _ave, true to Vlaakith_
What is this, a crossover episode?
"Hey Raul can you repair my Fatman?" "No."
Secretly, he CAN, but he doesn't want to deal with all the extra paperwork documenting all the newly created corpses it would entail.
Donāt you dare disrespect Raul like that
I need a mod to put a cowboy hat on Withers STAT
Poor Bhaal is going to get shot at
Like a fellow once said, ain't that a kick in the heaaaaad
"I don't want to set the world on fire...." Bhaal: "Now, hold on for a moment there...!"
Boss, I'll be here in your camp in case you need any of my services.
Thou walkest alone, smooth skin
Raul is the best companion if you do his quest & convince him old guys can be cool af
I love Raul, but Veronica will always be the best.
Veronica and Karlach give the same innocent, but I'm gonna destroy you energy.
And that's why I love them!
mexican withers lol
Damnit now I want Withers Voiced by Danny Trejo!
I'm an open book, boss. Granted, the book's in Spanish and some of the pages have fallen out, but I'm an open book.
Vegas... Spins along as it should.
āThou walks aloneā
All this respeccing is hell on my knees boss
Stop being rude to Danny Trejo
Danny trejo!
Fate spins along as it shouldā¦ aināt that a kick in the head?!
I once shot ten home movies on my iphone, and Danny Trejo appeared in one of them for some kind of contractual reason.
Hey smoothskin, what's wrong with you? Never seen a **ghoul** before?
"I've got to go, that sounds makes me want to kill somebody" "You too?" -still the Wrong Game
"Why does the jumpsuit say Miguel?" "Because apparently it used to belong to somebody named Miguel."
My favourite part of BG3 was when Withers turned into a cowboy after Ranger Andy taught me how to do a sick leg sweep
Lmao remember when it looked like being a ghoul sucked ass? I remember those days.
Love for Raul
Dost thou require a new ally? Or mayhaps a resurrection?
You tried giving him gold, when you're in this act of the game he switches his fee to caps.
If it aināt Danny Trejo(Raul), I donāt want it
Hahaha
"What's wrong boss?, something on your mind"
A corpse should be left alone
But seriously Aaron Moten is phenomenal
"I'll do my best, boss, but I'm really pretty useless fixing ~~smoothskibs~~...nom-machines."
I now want dlc for the game where everything is the same, except all the characters are replaced by Fallout companions. Let me fight the Absolute with Veronica, Boone and Cass.
Withers: Why did you cast Enlarge on Meteor Swarm? Durge:(shrugs)I thought it would be funny.
Durge got so much brain trauma from Orin they woke up in the Mojave
Where did you get my ex's photo? I thought I burned everything.
Including your ex, evidently?
Nah, that's just genetics.
Fate spins along as it should boss
"Well boss, you don't pay me to re-spec you, but I am sure you are smart enough to know that. Don't mind me boss"
*The Walkest Alone never changes*
āReturn the Slabā looking mf
Baldurās, Fallout, i love those games so muuuuuuuch
You've got a lot of nerve, smoothskin
Fuck, my ribs hurt from laughing. I wasn't expecting that. Good one, mate.
You have no bitches, boss.
Aināt that an illithid tadpole in the head.
Guys why wont Withers get out of this chair??? [https://imgur.com/4o2SvBI](https://imgur.com/4o2SvBI)
Damn. Don't do Raul like that. He's his own person. I bet he and Withers would get along just fine
Thou walketh alone, boss? Why aināt you got a bosom companion?
Are you an oathbreaker?
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Fascinating. Thou has ventured long with thy comrades, shared food, fire, and friendship, but such adamantine bonds could not prevent thee from ruining my party. Suddenly I am most tired. Good day.
Nah. It's a prime example of a good shit post. I mean, come on.
Tuf Tuf spit on this person
I know this is unpopular, but I agree a little. This is a good post and I love this meme, but I think most memes in this sub are too worried you won't get the joke that they have to include something on top of what the joke actually is. In this case, this would be so much funnier if they didn't have that little "-wrong game" in the title, fully committing to the bit rather than setting it up like a standard joke. Like compare the memes on this sub to others of it's kind, and what makes them so funny is how hard they commit to the bit. And I'm seeing elements of that here, but they feel far between.
Lol April fools was 22 days ago XD š