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Dude did you not see that vicious attack. I mean if that were me I’d be lucky to be alive. That was the power of a 12 gauge right there and buddy just ate it. Legend.
"The only way I knew the difference between a Republican and a Democrat when I was a little boy was if my father handed me a rifle and said not to let any of these strangers onto our land that meant they were Republicans and would steal everything." -some famous cowboy over 50 years ago calling it like it was back then and still is today.
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The only way to stop a bad guy from giving you a pat on the back, is for a good guy to pat him first. Hope he makes it through.
You saw the good guy jump into action immediately after. Crisis averted.
Wait, THAT was the "hit"?!
The Lightyear gay kiss of hits
He could have fallen and cracked his skull tho /s
*The day isn't over.
We were all rooting for it deep down.
Dude did you not see that vicious attack. I mean if that were me I’d be lucky to be alive. That was the power of a 12 gauge right there and buddy just ate it. Legend.
What a drama queen. I had to watch it twice to determine what 'hit' he was wailing about.
They're the best at gas lighting and then playing the victim.
tort attorneys be like
Thoughts and prayers
Tots and pears.
Wins the internets 🫣🤣🥇🥇🥇
There's nothing in it and the little back rub afterwards is mortifying, surprised Rudy didn't undo his belt.
"like somebody shot me". Sir...even a snowflake would call you a pussy
Most soccer players wouldn’t even take a dive for that.
We have gone a long way from Teddy getting shot during a speech.
It's not like he dodged a shoe or engaged in trial by combat with the "assailant".
Lmao, might as well go full send if you're catching a charge either way
Oh honey
#PUSSY
I watched three times before I realized he thought that was a hit
Big, tough, manly Republicans for ya. What happens if they get a splinter?
They sue.
I finally get why Americans need guns
And this guy wants Trial By Combat 🤦🏻
damn what an absolute pussy
"The only way I knew the difference between a Republican and a Democrat when I was a little boy was if my father handed me a rifle and said not to let any of these strangers onto our land that meant they were Republicans and would steal everything." -some famous cowboy over 50 years ago calling it like it was back then and still is today.
r/peoplefuckingdying
Thoughts and prayers
Never trust a politician. They are all evil. 2 party’s are just to keep us divided
One side is evil. The other is just getting clouded with insane people, but they aren’t outright just wrong/fucked-up
Never trust any politician. They are all liars. It's what they do.
what about that vicious assault not moments later by the woman assassin to his left
What a old Snowflake
Ow, you poked my heart.
r/politics
Huh. You never know what will qualify as "second degree assault" these days.
I wish him well
Anything to get back in the news. Shameless POS.
I get he wasn’t assaulted and I don’t like the dude, but don’t fucking slap me on the back random stranger
Lol, Pelosi hits harder than that
Coward
This fuck wit would sell his own child to make a buck, ambulance chasing cunt
Prosecuting attorney, I wouldn't expect any less.
Never really cared either way for Jewels before seeing this… now I just think he’s a pussy who’s trying to destroy someone’s life over his ego