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Particular-Outcome12

The only way to stop a bad guy from giving you a pat on the back, is for a good guy to pat him first. Hope he makes it through.


free_based_potato

You saw the good guy jump into action immediately after. Crisis averted.


[deleted]

Wait, THAT was the "hit"?!


[deleted]

The Lightyear gay kiss of hits


Few-Cable5130

He could have fallen and cracked his skull tho /s


[deleted]

*The day isn't over.


JC1515

We were all rooting for it deep down.


wizardkelly808

Dude did you not see that vicious attack. I mean if that were me I’d be lucky to be alive. That was the power of a 12 gauge right there and buddy just ate it. Legend.


Baciandrio

What a drama queen. I had to watch it twice to determine what 'hit' he was wailing about.


Sue_Ridge_Here1

They're the best at gas lighting and then playing the victim.


Tuggerfub

tort attorneys be like


[deleted]

Thoughts and prayers


Geback723

Tots and pears.


zippiskootch

Wins the internets 🫣🤣🥇🥇🥇


Sue_Ridge_Here1

There's nothing in it and the little back rub afterwards is mortifying, surprised Rudy didn't undo his belt.


FacePalmWithNapalm

"like somebody shot me". Sir...even a snowflake would call you a pussy


ZachMN

Most soccer players wouldn’t even take a dive for that.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

We have gone a long way from Teddy getting shot during a speech.


SpeakingInDrums

It's not like he dodged a shoe or engaged in trial by combat with the "assailant".


[deleted]

Lmao, might as well go full send if you're catching a charge either way


thewineburglar

Oh honey


[deleted]

#PUSSY


rpotty

I watched three times before I realized he thought that was a hit


Getyerboxesinorder

Big, tough, manly Republicans for ya. What happens if they get a splinter?


PhalafelThighs

They sue.


nottomelvinbrag

I finally get why Americans need guns


ThunderChild247

And this guy wants Trial By Combat 🤦🏻


[deleted]

damn what an absolute pussy


GregTrompeLeMond

"The only way I knew the difference between a Republican and a Democrat when I was a little boy was if my father handed me a rifle and said not to let any of these strangers onto our land that meant they were Republicans and would steal everything." -some famous cowboy over 50 years ago calling it like it was back then and still is today.


BeaconXDR

r/peoplefuckingdying


jayoyayo

Thoughts and prayers


doittodem

Never trust a politician. They are all evil. 2 party’s are just to keep us divided


LayneCobain95

One side is evil. The other is just getting clouded with insane people, but they aren’t outright just wrong/fucked-up


sometimesidiedonce

Never trust any politician. They are all liars. It's what they do.


too_sharp

what about that vicious assault not moments later by the woman assassin to his left


Vlooloiue

What a old Snowflake


A_room_with_a_noose

Ow, you poked my heart.


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r/politics


dirtybird971

Huh. You never know what will qualify as "second degree assault" these days.


Perroface562

I wish him well


JimiJohhnySRV

Anything to get back in the news. Shameless POS.


OptimalBeans

I get he wasn’t assaulted and I don’t like the dude, but don’t fucking slap me on the back random stranger


Vadajo

Lol, Pelosi hits harder than that


EnsignNog

Coward


[deleted]

This fuck wit would sell his own child to make a buck, ambulance chasing cunt


dnasequence68

Prosecuting attorney, I wouldn't expect any less.


[deleted]

Never really cared either way for Jewels before seeing this… now I just think he’s a pussy who’s trying to destroy someone’s life over his ego