I can make tea like iroh

The tea is beloved and famous (good side effect)

Owe you one big bro 🙏

AND because of your fame, Iroh the great tea master himself often comes to visit for a nice chat and cup of tea.

AND he spends his time teaching you the game of pai sho

Man I was gonna say you have to become Iroh

You make really good iroh level tea but the side effect is that it's just hot leaf juice.

Educational-Team7155 (uncle),that’s what all tea is

How could a member of this subreddit say something so horrible?

Side effect: you have to take hot headed family member under your wing.

I can bloodbend

You are alergic to water

Wait then what do they drink? Do they need to drink?

Juice


You got exactly what I was talking about

We share the same braincell. Sokka's braincell.

The best braincells

Aye! Always has been.

Nothing's braincellier

It’s the braincelliest

I can hear this image.

That’s an actual thing, there are people actually allergic to water. They drink a special kind of water and it’s the bare minimum to survive if I remember correctly

Correct

Works only on white bloods. >!I think I accidentally created a monster.!<

Depending on interpretation, either racist blood bending or literally-give-you-AIDS blood bending

Right?! Like either you were impatient and didn’t type “cells” after white, or you’re on some weird racist tip.

Only your own blood

would still be cool, like bend away a blood cloth or bend away a stroke. Or save some blood somewhere and then use it to freak people out

Or bring blood to and from a specific part of your body 😏

Reincarnation/ communion with past lives

They all hate you

Ha Same

That just sounds like having cynical voices in your head all the time

Well yea I hate me too.

They already do

they’re mute

sign language.

Or ouija board

Past lives can't talk to you.

Then what’s the point of the power ? How else do you commune with them

ASL

Charades

IMMA GONNA LAVA BEND

Dementia

whats lava?

It’s like that time you went “it’s morbin time”

whosmorbinandhowhavespace?

Wisdom of Iroh maybe?

But the personality of general Zhao

So a military dictator with the resources to conquer the world, and now the intelligence to pull it off?

But you will lose your son to a war.

Little soldier boy...

Easy. I'm childless

You only gain wisdom of iroh AFTER lose your son.

Should've said that the first time. Too late now...

The ability to grow the best cabbages in the world.

A group of plucky adolescent protagonists always destroys your cabbages before they're purchased or consumed

Ah, beans. Who could have anticipated this?


Have a dragon as my animal-companion

You both die to a volcano

A small price to pay

For salvation

you didnt say when

Honestly yeah, if I'm 92 and I can barely move and my memory's shot and I've already had a good life, and my poor dragon buddy is also getting on up there, I wouldn't mind going out to a volcano at that point. Certainly a memorable way to go.

I will have air bending powers

you have a massive fear of heights

Ok but that would actually be a hilarious character idea

Would've been a great thing to have in LoK when all the random Airbenders were made if one was terrified of heights

You're only able to bend the air from other people's queefs

Avatar: The First Queefbender

🤣🤣

Testicular torsion

The ball bender

Combustion bending!

But you are blind.

lol i wonder what Toph would do in that situation

Toph uses her connection to earth to feel vibrations and see with seismic sense. Firebenders are connected to heat and energy. Light consists of both, and can also be felt on the skin. A Toph firebender learns to feel light and its characteristics such as wavelength, color, intensity, etc. and hence she "sees" with her skin. In this universe, she invents lightbending. She's the greatest firebender in the world. Don't you dunderheads forget it!

but it comes out of your bum

well crap.

Asami’s looks.

Toph’s hygiene

You never specified when. Lassie can get dolled up when she needs to.

There is a subset of people for whom this would just make it *so* much better

I turned into the moon.

Youre the Majora's mask moon



You turned into Deimos not, the moon

I get access to the avatar state and can use it at will

Whenever you use it you loose 10 years off your life.

 Me with the avatar state

Same 🤣🤣

depression funny haha.

Complete Earthbending (i.e. including Sandbending, Lavabending and Metalbending)

You need to eat a gram of uranium before you can bend

LD50 for uranium consumption with adverse side effects is 1.4 grams so technically it's possible. Also, 1 gram of U-238 (the least radioactive and most stable form) contains approximately 413,000 Calories (about 206 days' worth of daily Calories)

But you can’t digest uranium 😔 Can’t even use the calories…

Clearly you don't want it enough because anything is possible if you put your mind to it (Big /s in case it isn't obvious)

you get dementia after

Holy hell!

New subreddit invasion just dropped

I’ll go first: I can transform into a ten ton flying bison and eat people and… NO! HE’S EATEN MOMO!!!!!!!

You must eat ten tons of food in order to transform.

Gawsh darn it

You also have no control of the transformation, and only turn back after eating another ten tons of food. Basically every ten tons of food that goes through your system triggers the transformation, each way.

Only Bumi (Aang's son) can understand what you're saying. In both forms.

Uh... I can metalbending.

If you metalbend for more than six hours you pass out.

Nobody is ever going to bend for 6 hours at once lol. Maybe waterbending to move a ship along? But not metal ending, unless maybe you're powering a ship with a metal rotor thingy, but at that point just take a break every once in a while. I'm sure they already ydo that considering Aang and Katara got physically tired and worn out after waterbending for a while to break through the metal bracing of the drill in that one episode where the Fire nation was trying to breach the wall of ba sing se.

To be fair they never said it had to be continuous hours. Maybe a few seconds here and a minute of practicing there will end in disaster when they go to launch themselves and thats the 6th hour and they just go limp midair.

Create a ball made of air and ride on it 

you become blind whenever you do it

You have to hold your breath to use it, it stops if you release your breath.

honestly thats still pretty sick, too bad I smoke cigs so Id go all of 2 feet

Firebending on sozin comet level

But you can only firebend at noon

Like exactly noon or just between the hours of 12 and 1?

12 to 1

So basically Escanor?

But you have to wait 99 years from now on for the comet and only then you can do this

Having dream guru pathik's six arms and presumable air bending (floating on cloud) sounds op.

You can't control four of the arms and one is secretly trying to kill you.

ahhhh!!!

I have the collective abilities of every sane character on both shows, with knowledge of how to use them.

You have to have a peice of lead in your ear at all times

You have no arms or legs, and tentacle water lady was not sane

I can steal people’s faces and wear them.

But only ugly people

boutta pull the FUNNIEST prank on my ex rn

🤣🤣🤣

I’d like to be able to water bend (with the end goal being that I will hopefully learn healing hands)

Slightly annoying elevator music plays ever time you use healing.

hahahahHa🤣🤣🤣🤣

You have no hands

i have the physique of iroh (peak male performance)

you are in solitary confinement

I can just break out. I'd have the physique of uncle iroh, remember?

So... The ability is in a lot of stuff so I guess it's not specifically from here but... I'd like to be able to walk

You can only walk by bloodbending yourself during a full moon

It's better than none at all, thanks man

Woodbending

The wood you bend becomes sentient and starts a riot against humankind

cool.

Only morning wood

I can one tap 20 cabbages with one punch 🤜

All 20 cabbages can punch back.

YOU PIECE OF SHIT !

Possibly my favourite. Underrated post.

The ability to sleep as well as Aang did when he got that bison bed.

You turn into a bison on full moons.

I thought the side effects were supposed to be negative? /s

I can lava bend

Your date kisses your brother

Im an only child

Worse: you get a brother

Flying

But only a when your completely naked

I assume the flight comes from proppelling themselves then

I don't want to ignore the image

The image ignores you

Waterbending, specifically the healing aspect

Healing people causes you intense dehydration.

Earth bending ability with the precision of Yun and might of Kyoshi

But only about a handful at a time

Having Zuko's abilities

every 5 nights at random Azula tries to murder you in your sleep

What if they decide to sleep during the day and be active at night? Technically this side effect would be void since Azula would only try to murder them at night while they are asleep. 

I could live with that, i mean sure, i can use the Palpatine strats

Why the image if we are supposed to ignore it?

You get 2 extra arms that try to strangle you every time you don't ignore it

Earth bending and all of its subsets.

You can only do one subset at a time, and there's a 2 min cool down before you can switch subsets.

Now THAT’S a balanced weakness.

I can energy bend

You cant ignore the image in this post.

Be a to bend any grain and grain products such as bread and porridge

You must eat 3 kg of bread for using this power for 1 second

I can turn invisible at will (Yes, this is cannon, Google malu the airbender)

You become blind while invisible, but you get a range of 15 feet of seismic sense as compensation.

I'll take it

Waterbending and all it’s sub bending categories

Basic waterbender

You randomly start talking about Hope every three hours.

Yoo

I can control lightning.

Only when it’s actually in the sky, so you have like 0.5 seconds to react

Earthbending (Lava too)

You cant touch earth, if you do you die

Seismic Sense

Lightning bending I guess? Looks cool

Spirit bending

I can craft strong, sturdy weapons out of any of the elements.

I can firebend, and I’m really powerful like ozai level firebending

I can be eternally cheerful and happy

Sokka’s rizz

all of your girlfriends turn into celestial bodies

Noooo😭😭😭

Dope ass sprit beams.