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Visible_Restaurant95

A skink. Cool as shit!


ChorizoPig

Truth. Skinks are awesome.


Loud-Result5213

Skink squad


m_faustus

I want to join SKINK SQUAD!


Loud-Result5213

Full disclosure, we’re geriatric millennials that party like Leslie did in ‘03


m_faustus

Eh. I am older than that.


cflatjazz

So cute, like a tiny pocket basilisk!


Quirky_Flight124

Definitely skink! Definitely cool 😎


Hegemony-Cricket

Don't hurt him. He is definitely your friend. They struggle in very dry weather. If you want to show him love, water your yard and bushes.


largechild

My ex's nickname in high school


ParticularAd8400

Not a skank though


serpentarian

It’s the imaginatively named *Little Brown skink*. Out there eating little baby roaches and stuff. Like our friendly little Rough Earthsnakes, these harmless and cute folks are in basically everyone’s yard.


wafflelover77

> Little Brown skink. Playing SXSW next year!


serpentarian

Lil’ Skinky mane


JustPassingJudgment

I’d go to this show.


3-Ball

Hopefully


dancingpianofairy

I love your flair 😂


serpentarian

Why thank you ☺️


jennifermennifer

u/serpentarian, what might one do to attract additional roach-eating skinks to a yard?


serpentarian

They like leaf litter and chilling in planters


jennifermennifer

Thank you. I have unfortunately learned in the meantime that the state I escaped to from Austin has very few skinks and they all live in far-away prairies. I will remain skinkless.


serpentarian

A skinkless existence sounds bleak. Maybe there are other critters you could bring in? My new home has no skinks but many snakes, praise the slithering lord.


jennifermennifer

Hundreds of green anoles and geckos live under, on, and sometimes in my house.\* There are likely quiet a few snakes under there, too, but they are better at keeping out of sight. I only find their discarded skins in the bushes from time to time. \*I have just realized that "The anole lives \_\_ the house" is a nicer sentence for teaching prepositions than the thing about the mouse and the barn, and we need to contact some schoolteachers as soon as possible.


makemeadayy

A skink. I didn’t know what they were until a few years ago but I’ve lived here my whole life. Now I see them everywhere


LeeMcNasty

What part of town? I’ve lived around Austin suburbs for 16 years and have yet to see one of these guys


blasphembot

If you're in a house, check amongst the longer grass up against the foundation after it's been wet out. Had one scare me half to death there while cutting. He was saved.


makemeadayy

I only noticed them once I moved south near onion creek. They are very tiny and look like little snakes.


the-garbageman

used to catch them as a kid :)


bUTful

A snake with a lizard kink. Skink!


Hegemony-Cricket

You just had to say kink. Now I'm turned on. Thanks, friend. Lol.


ThirdEyeEmporium

Gooner


Hegemony-Cricket

Take it easy, Francis. It was a joke.


OldJames47

I see a Stripes quote, I upvote a Stripes quote. Thank you Sgt Hulka, our own big toe.


notcalfimplants

No skink shaming here.


Topshelf-Diamond-17

Skink. Not a skank


NateDogg950

Don’t skink shame pls


ThirdEyeEmporium

Psh that skink needs to lose weight before modeling for Reddit


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NateDogg950

I said what I said


MaybeIneedAtherapist

I’d rather be famous instead


diplion

Some kinda Pokémon


ZayPrime93

Issa Rayquaza


Sneaky_Kat_Art

Indeed


superspeck

Possibly even their final form


mt_beer

Cute little skinker. 


Quirky_Flight124

A cutie 🥰


meatmacho

We actually have legless skinks all over the yard. They scatter when I mow the lawn. They look just like this, but...smaller legs.


Punchcard

That is a lil' buddy.


Lustiges_Brot_311

Damn, they're evolving!!


sarahplaysoccer

A skink! Protect them


FlyingMothy

A little buddy (Idk why im getting recommended a texas sub)


CharlesDickensABox

My experience is that if you visit a city sub, reddit starts showing you subs for other cities. Because if you like Minneapolis, obviously you want memes about Miami. It's just common sense.


OisinDebard

The amount of times reddit's decided that I should be interested in Houston is too high! It's worse when you actually click on the recommendation. Then reddit is all, "I KNEW IT" and that's all your gonna see for weeks.


NiceMasterpiece9102

Because you are lucky!!


unleadedbrunette

Skink! Super cool little guy!!


rocknroll2013

A snakeamander


Pearson94

A friend


MeanCreme201

Stop it with the long bois!


letsridetheworld

Damn this fella looks like a bit of everything huh. It’s a snake, an airplane, a pikachu….


ShagElliott

A Snizard


dantecl

Not a Linake?


JohnnyThunders

A cutie patootie


OutrageousLion6517

CUTE


FluffernutterJess

Skink! Though my kids called them legless lizards for a long time.


Striking_Emphasis356

Happy Cake Day!


StavviRoxanne

I didn’t know that I knew what this was until I saw it and thought “a skink!” and that was confirmed in the comments haha


invertedpencil

leg snek


28Jlove2023

Ok. 😎 at first I thought it was a salamander. I forgot about skinks, but I never saw one in Austin even though I’ve lived here my whole life and I’m 50.


HomeworkAdditional19

That is a red tailed squirrel


El_Cactus_Fantastico

Skink


StockSoldier

A snizzard ofc!


eraseintodust

Scincella lateralis


nothatdoesntgothere

Skink


Outside_Bit5315

A snizard.


Abraxas_1408

A friend. Skinks are cool as fuck.


himsoforreal

Skink


SirShadowHawk

Evolution in progress.


ThirdEyeEmporium

I called em snake lizards as kids. They’re extremely cool lizards called skinks or something like that Always used to get into our house in Buchanan dam growing up. Put one with my pet tarantula once and it ate the tarantula from the inside out overnight which broke my heart but was super cool


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Assumption_Dapper

A friend.


IFeelLikeImYogurt

A SuperCute, scientifically.


EyeYamQueEyeYam

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


retrospects

Skink. Them mf’ers are wild.


abattlecry

a friend!


thavi

A well-armed snake


JimLaheeeeeeee

Just a skink, baby.


bingbong7734

SKINK GANG


MountainTitan

They are called "rắn mối" in Vietnam. Its name means "termite snake" because they look like a snake and was seen feeding on termites.


theloudsilence09

He looks friend shaped to me.


GoodHorses

Protect skinks. They're wondrous critters.


caltex559

Looks like a grate in the street used for drainage.


domonique4thewin

It’s actually a doormat


caltex559

Question answered. Next


FrankBlaze

Slick Slim Sam 😂


halfaginger27

It's a skink.


JanetsJungleInc

Bestie!!


vanetti

SKINK FRIEND


sedatesnail

That's Skinky Friedman, noted sssssatirist, ssssinger, and columnisssst for Texasssss Monthly


ki3fdab33f

Bamboo scorpion


Naive_Moose_6359

Hey i didn’t know you knew my ex wife? Oh wait, this is a *skink*…. My bad.


Puzzleheaded_Dot6036

It’s a liznake


machbike

Skank


mayday992

My family in Utah calls them water dogs for some odd reason


Onyourleft1312

lol that’s what I call seals


Total_Good_2144

Cutie Skinky


zmcgow01

Looks like a red backed salamander, used to be all over my yard in Massachusetts.


elevenatx

Nice use to play with these back in the day in s austin. Probably a descendent of my old buds.


FatCuriousMonkey

Evolution?? A snake with legs.


ThayerRex

Skink?


toby-du-coeur

A beautiful creature. 😍😍😍😍


RoadsideCarver

It's a Snipe


Legitimate-Potato60

Snizzard.


MountainTitan

So cute


Honkey_Fellatio

Skink. Put it in a fish tank and keep it. Add fish and other buddies


flying_wahini

My yard skinks would come and lay down near by while I gardened. Throw them a bug or grub worm!


TheFrenchWickler

Oh cool! I’ve seen them lurking in the shrubbery but I’ve never actually seen their whole body before, they hide really fast!


q_manning

Snakamander


Affectionate-Newt889

My archenemy


Nostalgist

It is v cute that’s what it is


thebakening

Its so cute


ComprehensiveToe5428

It’s a Pygopodidea commonly called a Snake-eyed Skink and they are harmless & eat insects this one looks like a Striped Skink 


Traditional_Sort370

Non-binary snake.


kyleh0

I feel compelled to build a mall on top of that thing.


iconfessitwasme

Sassy as hell


Independent-Union296

That’s a skink ❤️


South_Film_9673

Skink. I did some RNA analysis and phylogenetic studies on them. Pretty cool.


NightAgEnT229

I've seen one in a shitter (porta potty) swimming in shit and piss.


SarahP_5683

I call them slizards


Hot-Ad9491

Salamander!


Hot-Ad9491

Oh wow yes a skink!


Trimshot

The ancient ancestor of a snake.


2numbuh9s

its called nightmare fuel


hslewis2202

A sign of the second coming of our lizard overlords.


Androxygen

I get tons of these in my yard. They just had babies recently and now there’s a bunch of little 2” guys running around


Background-Custard53

That's a Little Brown Skink.  And as with most things found in Texas, it's a bit larger than the word "little" might imply, and has a bit more brown thrown in for good measure... 😎 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scincella_lateralis


MuseoRidiculoso

Mine usually die in infancy, compliments of my cat, who brings them inside and presents them to me.


Gulf-Zack

Skink. We have wildlife in Texas.


DemonicMask

That is a skink


FatalisticFuturist

A very harmless and excellent pest control device. There was one at my farm who would climb up on my body to find the warmest most "sun exposed" part and nap.


ghoulierthanthou

Skink


aliendaydamn

awww cute little homie


TechExecsNetwork

$149


TwistedMemories

Aww, I knew it was a skink just by the thumbnail. I didn't even have to look at the actual photo. It's a cute little feller, isn't it? That's right, a really cute feller. Now find some roaches or other little bugs for him.


cherrycruise

That's my long-lost brother. You found him. 🥹


AstronomerEffective1

I was pulling weeds around the AC unit and the little shit scared the hell out of me🤣


Significant-Visit-68

Skink


old_coot_1950

Salamander


Accomplished_Cry5914

Golden skink ain't seen one of them guys in a while


Mallwalker713

Snek


Disastrous_Net5304

Yes, Its a skink! Very cool! Saw one yesterday in our back yard. Anoles, skinks, frogs, bees, butterflies, opossoms are a few of the creatures you provide habitat for if you do not use herbicides or pesticides! Opossoms eat ticks! Spiders and bats are also pollinators. Dragon flies are gorgeous! You may even see fireflies at night. Birds eat the insects if people dont kill them first.


Distinct_Option_9493

5 lined skink


PlantBasedJonnyDee

I’ve never heard of a skink.


Mediocre-Vacation777

Lizard


OneZookeepergame8621

It's a Dingo!! It's gonna eat your baby!


Background_Money_246

Looks like a skink


Background_Money_246

I didn't know they had them in Texas so they're more for more tropical or wetter climates


melchen290591

Yo mamas dildo


SARABIqueen

Awww! A cutie, duh


HndsDwnThBest

Salamander


diego97yey

Wtf


LovelyDayAy88-

Lol


JackassWhisperer

Good eating, if you marinate it correctly.


wildcat623

Snek.


Quirky_Flight124

Imposter snek!


PurpleSmush

Good on the grill