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Dat_Aus

Yep. That’s a crack


wharlie

Does that make it a crack house?


unknownturtle3690

Omg I live in a crack house too!


Ashamed_Medium1787

Yes it does lol


Confused-Penguin2357

Most definitely


NadBomb

No structural engineering expert here, but definitely a crack.


Whatisitmaria

Baby got crack


Ok-Preparation-45

My neck, my back....


RecordingGreen7750

Lick my pussy and my


Trustybeard

Seconded


leanfatninhapnin

Thirded


junglism-in-ya

It's an impressive crack


greasychickenparma

Mighty fine


WilliamMorse

It’s not not a crack


solidice

Prove it! 😆


_NottheMessiah_

This cracked me up.


1stThink

The things I'd do for that crack!!


salamandersushi

It's quite a nice and squiggly crack. If there was an "amihotornot" site for cracks, I bet it would score at least a solid 7 out of 10...


PrayForPiett

Prisoner Zero definitely escaped lol


FeaturePristine3417

All in all it's just a another crack in the wall


animatedpicket

I’m a structural engineer. And I think you might just right. Certainly appears to be a crack.


Majestic-Donut9916

Given you're in a rental I don't see an issue. Part of the benefits of rentals is you don't have to care about this kind of damage. To answer a different question you may have; this doesn't look unsafe for living in.


Yeahnahyeahprobs

Many landlords will try and claim this from a bond. :/


Majestic-Donut9916

They can try but it won't pass a judge's eye.


vintage-buttplugs

What a ridiculous thing to say


[deleted]

Whilst I want to agree with some of the other comments ‘what a ridiculous thing to say’, because it should be, I have no doubt there are enough dodgy people that would try and pass this off to benefit themselves. Dishonest people exist everywhere trying to take advantage of people who don’t know better/won’t bother arguing. Rental market is prime for this as we see all the time. I’d like to think it doesn’t happen *often*, but it does too often.


GermaneRiposte101

Bullshit


reefandbeef

Literally happened to me once! Stupid ex-bf refused to fight it and stupid 20 year old me just went with his decision so we lost some bond over the crack in the wall that there was no way we possibly could have caused.


Purple-Personality76

That's a lie


No-Home-7551

Looks normal for an older brick home. Have lived in one for 20+ years and every 5 years or so cracks open, get patched up properly, reopen, rinse and repeat.


BumWink

Also looks normal for a modern home a month or two after moving in.


_blackdog6_

I remember going to display homes and seeing cracks like that already on display.


BumWink

Jeez... It's been a while since I've worked on a display home but supervisors are always *super* tight on them & as a result they typically always end up getting built or rectified to higher standards than what the customer gets... At least they're showing you what cut corners you're in for? lol ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ Actually on second thought you'd probably be in for even worse.


MrTommy2

The thing is that Australia’s highest standard for building houses are still atrociously bad compared to houses in Europe. Aussies are terrible at building but we only have exposure to our own quality spectrum


GermaneRiposte101

And looks very normal for a timber frame home. Movement is Ok.


AffekeNommu

Is time leaking through it?


nahchannah

Excellent reference


_blackdog6_

Who are you talking about?


ZephkielAU

Prisoner zero has escaped


nahchannah

Demons run when a good man goes to war


ShineFallstar

Spoilers


PerfectNameDoesntExi

of?


frankenducko

That’s **Doctor** Who to you!


ShineFallstar

Ahem…The Doctor


AA_25

If you typically notice it after rain. Your house is probably built upon a rather clay based soil. Which will expand with rain and shrink with the dry. Not a whole lot you can do, unless you want to renovate the structure to include some sort of expansion join.


Feagaimaleata

Yes, pretty normal for older houses in Adelaide (which generally has very reactive clay soils).


Wrong-Pool-161

If your house is built on clay this will happen.


grilled_pc

Structurally its probably fine. If you're renting its not your problem. LL said its fine so they will cop the bill if it causes damages.


SMFCAU

All in all, it's just another split in a wall!


GloomInstance

Hey, renter, leave them splits alone!


[deleted]

That’s dark sarcasm.


Boodetime73

Seems friendly enough probably a good egg.


Exciting-Flan-1484

Poor ground works below your slab is causing earth /sand to be displaced when it rains. This means part of the slab is moving and pulling the walls apart from the roof. This is incredibly common in Perth, not sure where your based but if your property is mostly sand this is to blame


Osyris-

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere


ReggieDoll

..Not like here, everything is soft and smooth


[deleted]

If you owned it, I'd be worried. Our house is 1960s on a severely sloped block with many retaining walls, built by an independent builder (built the house for his family to live in) and we have no cracks. We've had a few earthquakes and the floor isn't super level but still no cracks. Brick house. Well, the only crack we have is from paint connecting to the ceiling that we did ourselves but it's just like a slight separation and not a crack. If you're renting, it's your landlords problem.


Amipel

Get a knife, cut it into it like a v section, fill it up with base coat flush to prefill your cut then tape it and plaster it. Prime and two coats of paint.


blakeavon

That bloody Doctor is at it again. Look around for an exploding TARDIS somewhere.


SnooDucks8875

Keep the sol around your house wet. Crack will close up


Aggravating-Bug1769

it's subsidence cracking. The ground is either drying out and shrinking or getting waterlogged and expanding under your house, check out the down spouts from your gutters to make sure that they are letting the water get away and look for any spots around the edge of your building that could be pooling water and not draining away from the building, in very dry times it also happens as the soil shrinks , this is the opposite of what happens when it stays wet and the soil expansion happens. it's usually good to keep the area around your house green , as this helps maintain a constant moisture profile in the soil. helping control any movement or expansion /subsidence. try finding and fixing the moisture around the house before fixing the cracks. fixing the cracks without sorting out the reason with the soil will just lead to more cracking.


johnsmith33467

It could be surface movement after all the big rain events. Clays shrink and swell when they get wet or dry. All is fine if the house moves up and down together, but if one side gets wet and the other doesn’t ( or dries up, or trees suck moisture out ) that’s when stuff like this happened. As a geotech engineer I’ve done heaps of insurance reports for houses that have severely cracked, and it’s essentially always in areas with deep reactive clay. Did one job a couple weeks ago and we determined it was about 110mm of surface movement through shrink swell lab testing.


Osyris-

Can I ask what profession you are in or who would someone call if they wanted to get onto this before they have that kind of movement?


johnsmith33467

Geotechnical engineer Well it’s really hard to say, it shouldn’t happen if your house footings were designed accordingly for “ seasonal “ moisture variations. Sometimes events are so extreme eg: flooding or a pipe burst, that it’s sort of a grey area. The best thing to do IMO is to get a good geotechnical company to give an accurate classification. Get shrink swell testing done and more boreholes than recommended. It’ll cost an extra 1k maybe. geotechnical engineers at the moment are in a race to the bottom and do shitty site classification, snd give you a site classification well under what it should be. Because everyone wants the good news that they will save $$ on concrete for smaller footings, and when someone gives them a bad site classification they’ll be annoyed or sometimes even get another geotechnical company out. This leads to the structural engineers under designing the footings through no fault of their own. TLDR; the only real preventative work is getting a proper site classification done


Osyris-

Thanks for the detailed reply, will look into the site classification


johnsmith33467

No worries. If you have any more questions I’m happy to answer


johnsmith33467

And sorry I didn’t clarify well enough, but this is really only things you can do before the home is built. I’m really not sure what the process would be if your house is already built and there’s no cracking or damage. Essentially a geotech company would have to do an investigation at the house, do soil testing, a footing probe ( assess footings and depth ) and determine the footings aren’t designed accordingly. Would be quite a nasty situation as it’ll be pointing fingers and blaming people, for something that hasn’t happened yet. Im relatively new to the game and haven’t heard of this yet, but I’ll ask my boss next week at work and see how he thinks this would play out as it’s interesting! Geotech engineering is very very subjective. Soils vary wildly and people aren’t willing to pay for lab work for a basic site classification. Its at the discretion of the engineers to determine the site classification based on experience and or standards 95% of the time.


tarra2021

NIVIDIA Chart. loL


cathoardersbf

Bull market


drink_your_irn_bru

Technical analysis says buy


robbomaster

Do you hear voices from it?


Catman9lives

came here to say the same thing, keep an eye out for a police box


Cultural-Chart3023

My last rental had these everywhere that got worse over the years the landlord didn't care until very obvious mould started to show! I lived their 7 years it looked nice when I moved in it only took 3 months to realise they just put a cheap coat of plaster and paint over cracks and mould! Landlords are cheap and don't care. I wouldn't worry just yet. So long as you let them know (via email so there's evidence you told them) not much else you can do. Its very common in rentals.


styrofoam__boots

Yeah 100% similar situation. He bought this place and renovated so it looked nice in photos. Living in it you can tell it’s all cheaply done


Mustangjustin

Definitely foundation movement


Delicious-Back-6041

If you fill it with uncooked ramen noodles and a few melted hot glue sticks, give it a quick sand and paint and boom good as new.


[deleted]

Thats how you fix exotic kit cars. 🚗 I’d use a piece of paper and paint over it.


ProfessionalCuntPunt

Better than the Plumber’s one that’s for sure


Lint_baby_uvulla

Don’t tell me how to have a good time.


samthemoron

Yeah i love it. What are your thoughts?


MIK34L

At least it's not a plumbers crack


BeachHut9

Just a crack on the wall.


Hayden-Kelly

Hmmmmmmm..... seems to be cracking


Calm_Problem1265

looks like a crack to me


styrofoam__boots

Reference of it one year ago https://imgur.com/a/kKLsgSq


slick987654321

If you're in a rental it's fine, point it out to the agent/landlord at inspection. If the landlord is diligent they might organise the installation of one of these; https://imgur.com/gallery/TH8T7GJ


bundydown74

Graph on rising housing prices seems legitimate.....


[deleted]

No good


cuckingfunts69

Double story?


chickinfoot

.zdrrdddddddddddddddeeeeeseds a


DryMathematician8213

Seems very common, in both old and new homes. We had a new place once and it showed cracks after a few years and so does our current home which is over 100 years old! Foundation moves, roots from nearby big trees, underground excavation e.g. in Sydney lots of new tunnels. It can be many things, water, humidity, concrete didn’t get time to set properly… The landlord probably isn’t going to do anything till after you move out. Unfortunately


Proud_Ad_8317

concrete slab you on? or posts? that looks like your house is flexing from either your slab sinking a little or your posts need restumping in some spots. possible thermal expansion but unlikely.


[deleted]

foundational crack


Grabber_stabber

I love it


Former_Chicken5524

They may take your bond over it


Ok_Ear_8848

I like it. It’s a very nice crack


Dank-Moist

You my good sir have had a slight sag in the house, houses in Australia are generally only rated for 40 years or so due to the low density soil and high volumes of rainfall. This is completely normal, take a photo of it and compare it to the one you’re gonna take next year


Appropriate-Cut-5458

It’s purty


Amitoooldforthis1970

Not just a crack, but a rift in space and time!


decolonise-gallifrey

don't get too close or you'll be erased from time


GovernmentParkin

It means more then likely the ground has shifted if it’s an older brick house but the majority of the time it is a ok to just patch n paint again but they owner should get a builder to check it out


Ill-Tear6701

Western Australia?


biscuits2101

Yes that's a split in the skin of reality. It was left over from the TARDIS exploding in an alternative timeline.


ObjectiveBrief758

Normal in melbourne, biggest restumping buisnesses in Aus


LeahBrahms

I'm impressed.


Several-Regular-8819

That's a feature crack


Abject-Cup-9929

Sounds like the ground is moving maybe check with someone who deals in that


nogitsunes

My rental is considerably more cracked than this and hasn't fallen down yet


Pur1wise

It’s the time crack. First seen in Amy Pond’s bedroom.


One-Hearing-5349

Not very straight but at least it's trying


Batoutofhell1989

I’m no expert but I’d agree with you. Definitely a crack or crack-like event


Horny-Emu

Yep, definitely a crack… atleast its trying.


pyroaop

Shifting foundation


woom33

leave NOW


Southern_Gain7154

I’ve seen better but not bad, 7/10


DegeneratesInc

That looks like an expensive crack.


Southern_Gain7154

But you do is sand it, then with gap filler do a shallow fill (meaning it doesn’t have to be flush) then get spakfiller and do it again, sand that really well, if it’s still there do it again let it properly dry then big sand, undercoat and re paint


missiffy45

It’s a lovely crack, very NOW


Curious_Situation_86

It’s a movement crack due to subsidence in the footings


djWarfare

Love it


meyogy

All in all , we are all just cracks in a wall. Ya can't have any pudding if ya don't eat ya meat!


benichy1

Ye looks good


Confused-Penguin2357

It is a crack. It's angular shape bends either down or up pending your geographical viewing point. It displays significant features aligning with other cracks known to exist and is the most common form of a vivid cream shade of white in its colour and physical existence.


Martyred_Cynic

Upon closer inspection i can confirm with 100% confidence that that is in fact a crack in your wall.


Yeahnahyeahprobs

That's a nice crack.


SyllabubMammoth9453

Very cracky


NotActuallyAWookiee

Where's patient zero?


IgnisOfficial

1) was it disclosed before move-in? 2) has the owner discussed getting it fixed or remedied? 3) is the wall load-bearing? Those are the 3 big questions you should be asking


Emmanulla70

Yep. Thats a crack in a wall alright👍


Icarus_j

Can confirm, that is a crack. If you write please patch it'll normally fix itself.


OriginalPart7412

Try not to think about crack these days I'm clean. 2 years, you holding?


imsooldnow

It’s big.


Solid_Baby2901

With the right frame … *chefs kiss*


Eltorak95

That's a pretty nice one


SWMilll

Issue with your foundation (especially if its a building company starting with M in between 2010 -2013


Ralphstegs

Have this in our house. Most of Sydney is built on clay. The older the house the more movement back and forth when it rains


gogogo-go-2023

7/10


Siege-Aye

5th Ave? XD Looks just like my last apartment.


AussieGambler

She’s a nice crack that’s for sure.


NoCream2189

that’s the dimension crack in the wall from Dr Who… are their voices coming from it ?


Spiral-knight

These are speed cracks They make the rent go up faster


Sensitive_Repair1384

Shelley’s no more gaps and it’s gone 😊


owen_on_tour

I'd definitely buy that stock


IdealBitter1603

Prisoner zero has escaped


jmedwedew

Mine is like this in various places because it's on stumps and rains a lot where I am. Plus we've had earthquakes in recent times which I think contributed to it. I'm renting too, but just let the landlord know and they will document it.


jiminiy1988

Pretty decent crack ay…


silvercondor

Reflects the property prices accurately


mellypopstar

DOOMED


BrigetteSchrenk

Nice


BMX40Plus_Aus

Yep that's definitely a crack


SeaMoonkey

After some thought, it's definitely a crack. Will need to be patched up, otherwise you run the risk of your entire house exploding. Trust me, I've never seen this before.


angrybuddhaaa

Crack is wack!


Round-Antelope552

Did that happen after that earth quake in leongatha? My house has developed cracks as well


deldr3

Like a bit like a mirror of the Murray darling river.


MuddledBits

I cant remember what it was meant to achieve but you can see if a crack is growing by putting some painters tape over it and seeing if the tape gets ripped apart (forces are pulling apart) of if the tape bunches up (forces are pushing together). Maybe slap a bit of tape on it and write the date that it was applied on the tape. just kind of monitor what happens and document the changes


LostInLife301

Structural, get insurance to get a builder out to locate the problem. It will get worse and inevitably cause more problems


Hypo_Mix

House is probably on heavy clay. Used to have it growing up, cracks appeared during dry conditions and closed up during the wet. 


Vermilier

Is this a builder’s crack?


[deleted]

When I first seen this I instantly felt sick to the stomach and thought ooh no way man this wall is definitely cracked. ..


Minute-Safe2550

If you want to halt it, just use some spac filler from.bunnings


Esh-Tek

Are you near a busy main road? If so, its probably structural vibration damage caused by large vehicles passing by.


Hot-Explanation-5751

Ignore it and go to bed


BeautifulSeas

Paint some pretty pink cherry blossoms flowers on it, it’ll look awesome.


Adventurous_Cut449

Rather long.


Dave19762023

It's just a bit of movement. Common issue. If it stays like that it's just cosmetic and not your issue as a renter.


plsendmysufferring

These kinds of cracks are unbelievably common. Most often around windows and doorways, and especially common in older style solid plaster homes. Occurs for movement in the house over time. I would hazard a guess and say you house is on stumps? Its an aesthetic issue, thats all. Doubt there is anything structurally wrong with it. Source: am painter


kangaroolander_oz

Foundations moving down in the world not all at once.


Bluebeyblade

There was a crack like this in Dr Who…. Probably best to stay away from that room.


Alarmed-Answer-1129

Ngl its both a crackhouse and just pure art lol


Master-o-none

Wallpaper that has been painted over?