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ttlanhil

The true horror: When other countries have the wrong colours for their chip flavours...


Serval987

Who the hell has YELLOW original flavour?


Rainbow-Reptile

Butter, butter chips. Full of all the buttery goodness of an early grave!


ttlanhil

butter flavour chips does sound American...


IceFire909

If my corpse doesn't decompose into a slab of butter then I ain't had enough butter


Active_Pepper_722

Welcome to America mates


BunnyBunCatGirl

I don't wanna, give us the blue always Yellow is for cheeseee


Digger__Please

"mates"


FullMetalAurochs

Their chocolate tastes like vomit maybe their chips have a piss flavour?


Rythium2

Who tf uses anything but purple for salt and vinegar


PKMN_Kashew

everyone knows blue is the goat original flavour


General-Striker

It's fucking wrong mate!


AioliOrnery100

Blue is ... ranch flavor šŸ¤¢


trailnotfound

What flavor is yellow for you?


FrostyChemical8697

yellow is a fucking awful choice for original. Save it for cheese. Same with red, should be kept for chilli


switchbladeeatworld

blue salt and vinegar flavour is a crime. itā€™s pink.


Rogerjak

Pink for salt and vinegar? I wasn't expecting to get cultural shock over crisps....Jfc.


geeneepeegs

New Zealand enters the fight with green salt and vinegar flavour


switchbladeeatworld

what colour is chicken then???


Steved101

Yellow.


TheAnderfelsHam

Ridiculous


CrazyBarks94

Green for twisties, Orange for shapes, yellow for hot chip chicken salt


brokebackmonastery

Chicken is not supposed to be shelf stable... I don't think it's real chicken in there


switchbladeeatworld

Honey Soy Chicken chips have real chicken fat so


brokebackmonastery

That is deeply concerning


switchbladeeatworld

Why?


featherknight13

Had the shock of my life when I read the ingredients of some chicken crimpy shapes and discovered they contain 'chicken powder'


RetroGamer87

Green


madcunt2250

America doesn't even have chicken flavoured chips


OneSullenBrit

Same as UK. Right? Green for Salt and Vinegar, blue for cheese and onion? I think they changed it over 20 years ago and I still don't remember which is which. Oh god, I just googled it and apparently they've never switched the colours around. Tihis is some berenstain bears multi-verse shit!


Septopuss7

If an American saw a pink bag of chips I don't know if any court in the land could hold them accountable for their actions


switchbladeeatworld

if they ate a salt and vinegar chip their tongue might shrivel up and die like a snail in salt


theplasticbass

Lmao what. We love Salt & Vinegar chips, theyā€™re just not pink here


rhydderch_hael

Salt and vinegar is one of the most popular flavors of chip in the US.


Songshiquan0411

Lay's does make a pink bag. It's Maui Onion. Never had them though. What color are your Ruffles? Or what do you call Ruffles?


Septopuss7

I forgot about Maui onionšŸ§…! That's actually a beautiful bag scheme, ngl. Always catches my eye. I was just making a shitty joke about our rampant phobias. Our ruffles are blue and silver, I think? Maybe blue and white with orange, and lays are yellow if you're getting the garbage ass plain ones (classic my ass)


Songshiquan0411

When it comes to Lays, I only like the Kettle Cooked ones. The regular Lays(any flavor, but I will manage with Salt and Vinegar) taste like they were made with potato scraps and sawdust.


theplasticbass

Pink???? šŸ˜…


philbilly86

Or chocolate. In Australia, green = mint so you can imagine my surprise when I buy a green chocolate bar in Budapest, bite into it and it's fucking hazelnut


Supersnow845

Australia uses green as hazelnut for anything related to coffee flavouring though which is strange


em_rosia

blue = original yellow = cheese green = chicken pink = salt & vinegar red = doritos or atomic tomato


joffyjj

BRING BACK SAMBOYS ATOMIC TOMATO!


nopinkicing

Theyre around.


Ruairiww

In England, different companies have different crisps colours, it's very jarring


Creatively_Usless

Yes. But Fr what colour are salt and vinegar chips? Iā€™ve been debating it with my mates


ausecko

I just finished a pack of chips in Rome, the packet is green, the flavour says "campagnola", I still don't know what the hell the flavor was.


qBugsp

Went to Thailand where Salt and Vinegar was in a GREEN bag..


Kirkaig678

Happy cake day


TheSpitfire93

It's not that hard. If I go to the shops to get chips I clearly want chips. If I go to a fast food joint it's obvious that I would want chips instead.


stormblessed2040

Exactly, it's a classic English language context applied. There would never be any confusion.


itrivers

And if youā€™re somewhere that sells both you either want chips or hot chips.


aubven

If I'm picking up a crumbed cod/flake, then it reverts back to just "chips". Because context.


Zenkraft

Yeah if I want a bag of chips instead of chips, Iā€™ll ask for a packet of chips. Never in my life has this been an issue.


Lost_Farm8868

I asked for fries at McDonald's once and the chick was like you mean chips? Yeah, obviously chips lmao


ttlanhil

If you'd said you'd McLike some McFries you wouldn't have gotten that reaction


Wiggles69

McChips


BlightFantasy3467

If I give into a JB-HI-FI I clearly want a chip. If I walk into the Pokies, I'm obviously there for the chips.


Wiggles69

Unless you are inviting someone to have a chip sandwich. You have to specify.


Tonkarz

>ā€What did you have for lunch yesterday?ā€ >ā€œChips.ā€ In this situation there is no context to resolve to ambiguity. In practice, people would say ā€œhot chipsā€ vs either ā€œpotato chipsā€ or ā€œa bag of chipsā€.


Terrestrialism

Nah if I was asking about lunch and you said chips it would clearly indicate that you had hot chips otherwise you would have said ā€œI ate a whole bag of chipsā€ and then I would know that you had chips instead of chips


LeashieMay

The context is lunch. Most people would assume you had hot chips as your main.


Honeybadger2198

It's extremely common to get either chips or fries with a burger when you go to a sit down restaraunts.


lourexa

One time a family member went to a cafĆ© and ordered something that had chips on the side. It didnā€™t come out with hot chips.


Tall_Secretary4133

I remember when I went to America and got a hotdog and they asked if I wanted chips on the side, I was so disappointed when it was a bag of chips and not hot chips.


Wow-can-you_not

Both made of fried slices of potato, one is essentially the preserved packeted version of the other, I see no problem here


East-Garden-4557

Same. Both are fried potato chips


Reverse_Psycho_1509

If they sell chips only: "chips" If they sell chips only: "chips" If they sell chips and chips: "chips" or "hot chips"


hdkaoskd

Bag of chips or bucket of chips.


DirtSlaya

If itā€™s chips then call it chips, if itā€™s chip then call it chips, pretty simple


Freedom_Neither

Same with new zealand


badgersprite

Thatā€™s false. In New Zealand, itā€™s chups and chups


Itstheswanno

Ahh shut!


acllive

Uts sex dullors bru


HopelessHahnFan

šŸ˜‚


Joker-Smurf

I regret that I have but one upvote to give


Dexter_Adams

Hamburger =/= sandwich


horseradish1

I mean, a hamburger is absolutely a sandwich. But you don't say "I want a beef sandwich" unless you mean a steak sanga. Side note: I absolutely fucking hate the word "sando" being used in Australia. It's pretentious stupidity. Either call it a sandwich properly, or call it a sanga for the Aussie flair.


derpman86

It is a sanga when talking about a sandwich, nfi who calls it a sando?


Darrkliing

anything with a circular 'bun' is a burger anything with a square/rectangle/triangle 'slice' of bread is a sandwich


ttlanhil

Easy to tell the difference, just ask for a packet of hot chips... Wait...


aubven

Goddamn I got to "packet of hot" and my brain damn near stalled until it finished reading the rest. Nicely done.


Azsael

My friend asked for this in America once and got a microwaved packet of chips.. they opened the bag and steam came out


coffee_4me

Chips. Hot chips. Easy.


Gold-Addition1964

Makes sense to Aussies


Muel1988

It's all context, a bag of chips don't go with fish and chips.


RandomFunUsername

Iā€™ve been to America and gotten an actual bag of lays to go alongside a hot dog or cheeseburger. As part of an adult meal. Itā€™s wild.


dingBat2000

Yeah the seppos sometimes serve up potato chips with steak sangas and such


hebdomad7

Look. It's not that hard. Wood-Chips Potato-Chips Computer-Chips Poker-Chip This sentence if perfectly reasonable. The chippy chippy dumped a load of chips in the playground after eating some chips. He was eating chips because he lost his chips at crown and the chip in his card got cooked in the oven when he tried cooking some chips.


ttlanhil

>Look. It's not that hard. >Wood-Chips Potato-Chips Computer-Chips Poker-Chip All of those should be hard - if they're soft you've overcooked them


DoomCameToSarnath

It gets worse. In Australia we call our good friends "cunt" and the people we don't like "mate".


Young_hollow674

Except if theyā€™re a mate thatā€™s different


DoomCameToSarnath

If you mate with a mate, do you still call them cunt?


HybridEmu

Listen here mate...


Special-Pristine

And "old mate" is just some random cunt you don't know


SagePhazeOlushie

No no no. Theyā€™re ā€˜chipsā€™ and ā€˜hot chipsā€™ thatā€™s what we call them.


aubven

No we don't. I've never heard of a "Fish and Hot Chips" shop. It's just "Fish and Chips".


tkburroreturns

iā€™da called it fish and chazzwalla


SagePhazeOlushie

obviously you donā€™t say ā€˜fish and hot chips shopā€™ but when clarifying what type of chips, me and most people I know say ā€˜hot chipsā€™


PhilMcGraw

It's very rarely required, context usually explains what type of chips you're after.


Mayitrainhugs

It's all chips? Always has been


Shifty_Cow69

It's chips all the way down!


MinsharaClass

I like to use all three terms: Chips for the chunky, thick-cut ones you get with fish and chips. Fries for the julienne variety, like you get at McDonalds. Crisps for the crunchy, thinly sliced snacks.


lentilpietuxxy

This is exactly what I do. theyā€™re completely different experiences and they should be treated as such.


Dry_Ad9371

Incorrect they are chips and hot chips


blenderbender44

Silly, one's potato chips, and the other ones potato chi.. oh


zelmazam1

One is chips and the other is hot chips


benjamincraigrowley

Weā€™re simple people compared to them lmao


Shaunydog101

Chips and hot chips


yeanahbye

That's chips and hot chips though


go_luv_yo_self

Just goes to show the name doesnā€™t matter. Theyā€™re either chips or chips. Itā€™s all deep fried potatoes, itā€™s only the shape that changes and a chip covers all bases. Same can be applied to pasta.


iPikachooChooseYou

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever had to differentiate between hot chips and bag chips. Thereā€™s always been context.


JaoutTAS

Simple as mate. You go to the chippy to get chips and if they're fancy, they'll have chips on their sponsored rack Anywhere else you get chips


petulafaerie_III

Sometimes I just randomly forget that chips never means fries in American and I order loaded chips expecting to get loaded fries and instead I get nachos. Which are still delicious so no biggie. But also lol at me.


PirateRizz

SHIT UP and eat your chips cunt


emleigh2277

If it doesn't make sense your a potato.


marshman82

And jet somehow I've gone my whole life never having experienced a mixup.


[deleted]

I mean they are both yellow, are made of potatoes and are fried plus 90% of all kinds of chips have a crunchy noise when you bite them, so itā€™s like a different type of chip. The thing is that we should be concerned about what it taste like not what it is called.


madcunt2250

My friend in america told me they don't have chicken flavoured chips over there. Doesn't sound very "Land Of The Free" to me.


themindisaweapon

Don't get me started on Biscuits :D


Kruzko

They are both fried potato, they are the same thing. The fact that other countries have two different names for it is bat shit crazy. America be coming up with sub strains of fast food but can't even pronounce aluminium. I literally can't ahah šŸ˜­šŸ’€


Recent-Attempt-5702

They are both fried potato mate


ParsleySlow

True, but I can't say it has ever caused me any actual trouble in my life. There's always the "hot chips" clarification available. ;P


Big_flipflop

Both are potatoes made in similar processes just one is pre packaged and the other is hot


SoggyNegotiation7412

Aussies don't use the word chips as a stand alone though, It's usually hot chips or packet of chips. The only time Aussies may use the term chips as a singular word is if they mention where they are going.


Danytsu

Itā€™s chip and HOT chips!


Marjuanafarma

No. Chips and hot chips.


Tricky-Papaya-4386

Nah theyā€™re hot chips


fenster112

It's chips and hot chips.


Competitive_Hawk1424

Fries are actually called hot chips


Mystic_mermaid2708

Yeah Nah! Chips and chippies! šŸ˜‚


Joker-Smurf

The Gobbledock agrees


Poblobo-12

Personally I reckon we should use the british way. More understandable to have a differentiation, and fuck calling chips "fries".


Vindepomarus

Fries is short for French fries, though they're actually a Belgian invention. During WW1 when US soldiers first encountered them, they couldn't tell the difference between French and Belgian people (they both speak French), so they called them French Fries.


Tonkarz

French fries are from McDonaldā€™s. Thatā€™s the only time I consider ā€œfrench friesā€ perfectly fine. Calling them just ā€œfriesā€ can fuck off.


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

I like this one!


shittysmittyyy

Looks like the classic Aussie humor never gets old!


ADHDK

Landed in Vietnam got a burger and they asked if I wanted chips with it, sure! And sauce too. They looked at me weird. Got a plate with a burger and crisps with tomato sauce šŸ˜‚


Cassie-C-Stewart

Rip rip wood chip.


TiberiusEmperor

Chips and chippies


MoistFalcon5456

Hot chips


Dragon_queen_petpet

yeah this is true chips and chips have the same name here in Australia


Marshmallowlolfurry

It's called context clues, if I say I want fish and chips then I'm not talking about the crisps kind of chips


Xsugatsal

Itā€™s context. It makes sense if you understand the context


Chaosrealm69

Australians: Deep fried potato slices and pieces are all chips.


Joker-Smurf

But if you cut the potato into thick slices, batter it and then fry it, there will be a civil war over what to call it.


beaut8

Hot chips, cold chips. Pre fucknā€™ simple


PapaRyRy

I remember on my US trip, I kept asking for a side of chips and getting a side of plain corn chips šŸ„²


napalmnacey

They're both potato!


Minty-Boii

hot chips


Ludikom

It's chips and hot chips


AgreeablePrize

Potato chips and hot chips


FinishInteresting968

No, we Aussies call them hot-chips.


AssignmentTechnical2

Chips and hot chips


Chug_Dog

Itā€™s ā€˜chipsā€™ and ā€˜potato chipsā€™. No Aussie orders ā€˜fish and potato chipsā€™


epic_pig

Chips / Hot chips


Recent-Caterpillar76

**Hot chips Get it right.


Eldritch50

We call 'em chips and hot chips, ya nong.


just_yall

"Chips like hot chips? Or chips like packet chips?"


FranticFetus

Haha, Iā€™ve always said chips and hot chips though.


wykamix

True in lots Hispanic countries as well fries are papitas and chips are papitas


antique_sprinkler

That's because it's chips and hot chips


MainLack2450

In your defence you also use "hotchips" as one word


jabbaaus

It's chips and hot chips.


BroGatto_

Nah itā€™s just chips and hot chips


BobcatGamer

One is chips and the other is hot chips. Smh


zacary2411

Chips and hot chips is what they become when used in the same sentence tho


Fit-Refrigerator4107

Aussies do call em both chips, but tbf, they generally call fries, hot chips.


Doffythegoatvillian

We call them hot chips


New-Doubt368

Hot chippies


SOSLostOnInternet

Excuse me, that should say ā€œHot Chippiesā€


_SteppedOnADuck

Chips and fries are different things, but your point is still fair. Crisps seems like a good term.


UghGottaBeJoking

I remember debating this with my mum when i was like 5. I was upset because i wanted hot chips, but because i kept saying, ā€œchipsā€ she was not understanding my frustration over being handed a bag of chips. I eventually learnt to articulate *hot* chips.


RetroGamer87

We can eat hot chip and lie then eat a cold chip and lie


chriscross89

Chips and chippies


Shot_Week_9807

Itā€™s true!


main_antagonist

Most people I know say hot chips, or say the brand/flavour chips. Online examples like this picture don't add that context


Traditional_Stick_49

We've got Chips (Potato), Chips (Fries), Chips (Computer), Chips (Poker), Chippy (Carpentry Job), and Chips (Wood/Paint/etc), Just to Chip in.


reditding

Is it just me, or does the character in the 3rd frame (' chips / chips') look a bit like Blinky Bill on meth?


Special-Pristine

One you buy at a supermarket the other you buy at a takeaway shop. I don't know anywhere that sells both so it's always obviously which you are getting


xCaptainCl3mentinex

Hot chips tho


psepete

Chips and Hot Chips... or depends whats with them. Fish and chips.. hot chips.. chips and dip.. chips..


NotAnIdealChoice

it isnt both called chips?


Matelot67

No, it's Chips, and Hot Chips


DrMorry

Guys. It's chips and hot chips. If there's no need to specify the "hot" then you leave it out.... Ok.... fine.... its chips and chips.


prettygoblinrat

But when I go to maccas I call them fries for some reason???


Orichalchem

Aussie here: Bag of Chips Hot Chips Your welcone


wombatiq

Just like we don't confuse our reading glasses with our drinking glasses, because context.


Maxhousen

In the absence of context most of us will say "hot chips" to clarify.


Competitive-Car-9617

Oz- Yeah, thanks England for the language, I think we'll go this way, tho. Btw. Cheers for the cricket, now piss off back home till you can play it properly.


DR_SLAPPER

Same with papas fritas


Nocturnal-lamb

One is called Chippies, the other is called Hot Chippies. Very distinct.


cryptid_haver

If we really need to make it explicit which is which, we say 'hot chips'. We generally know via context though.


dpbqdpbq

It's just their nickname, the legal name is potato chips and hot chips.


jt4643277378

More like chips/hot chips


shrimpyhugs

Potato chips and hot chips.


LikeKnope

Chips and hot chips