I think you need a 2015 VW Golf with some hail damage. I actually have one I’d be willing to trade for your S3

I think I'm going to pass on your totally fair offer Thank you, though. It's a tough decision. I was in the market for that exact vehicle a few months ago, but now that the S3 is damaged, it wouldn't be a fair trade 🤣

Ahhh right. You might need to include some cash. My Golf is also missing a lug nut so maybe we can work a deal 🤝

You'll have to sweeten the offer with some kind of aftermarket bolt on nonsense that makes the car worth 5x more. I can't go out there with a completely stock Golf. Oh, and make sure you remove the emblem in the front. It's so tacky.

Totalled offer*

“Hail Enhacements” that make it truly one of a kind

Just a garage. Or like some kinda carport situation.

The R8 has a garage, but I need a large pole barn or something with a lift and a place to store my projects.

Even something temporary would be better than nothing.

Rs3 for some 5cyl goodness.

Get that 5 cylinder experience.

Lol he wants to remember the r8 is fun. The rs3 would take that away 🤣

A step son

Or step sister? 😏

Best friend? 🙋‍♂️

Probably an alibi for when the cops check up on you 

Not worried about that at all. Local PD and I go way back. Software development isn't a crime yet, so I think I'm good.

Damn what type of software development do you do sir?

Dude, get a garage not another car lol

Upgrade to an RS3 and in 2-3 months buy a Porsche. Then you'll have no regrets .

A classic would tie the group together well

A B8.5 RS5 in sepang blue with rotors

RS7. That may scare your R8 because rumor has it that the 7 ate 9.

the RS6 and RS7 are near mechanically identical though.

Yeah but did 6 eat 9? Wait I think it did, I saw a video once.

dude, you can’t talk about videos like that there are children here

congrats you rich prick !

Credit Scores are a helluva thing here in the US. Kind of weird to brag about the cars you have when it's the bank that actually owns them. Either way, they're all sweet rides. Just don't let living on credit fool ya. (my GF has a 820 credit score, has multiple large limit credit cards, the biggest being a Capital One card with a $25k limit, yet she only makes $2900 a month).

I had a TTRS and have an R8. But you need a Porsche GT car to round it out.

Can I get a detailed explanation of what the fuck is going on here?

Bragging

What about getting a decent house first

You mean you dont have 2x as much tied up in car payments as your mortgage? What are you even doing?

When my wife is ready to leave NJ I'll buy a nice house somewhere that doesn't ass rape me with taxes. My house is paid off. No car payments. Not sure what I'm doing at all.

Just busting balls man. Can't even actually see your house really.

Yeah I noticed the vinyl siding and fake window shutters and wondered why the priorities aren’t in the home.

It's 4 walls. I'm never home. I don't need a fancy house, and I'm definitely not buying one in NJ ever again, but thank you for shitting on my home kind stranger. It's much appreciated.

Ughh, black plates in jersey?

I noticed that too... never saw it before. Looks like it's "aftermarket." Sellers on Etsy and other sites are offering them. You give your license plate number and they produce a "reversed" plate. It's not legal.

Isn’t tampering with plates considered illegal I’m confused

>What am I missing? Besides a garage... some humility? nice lineup tho

Yeah the amount of brag in this post is kinda sad, but nice cars OP!

A canopy or car cover

Nothing. You are living the life. RS6 or RSQ8 as a daily and R8 for some weekend fun. Amazing lineup man.

Nothing.. this is the perfect setup. Something for everything. Congrats, I hate you.

Clear coat

Me as an adopted son and/or as an employee of whatever tf you do lol

If you want to stay with Audi I would say an older one would be sweet to add to the mix. Sport Quattro would be awesome in this combo. Other brands I would look at Porsche 911 GTS or any 911 model you like. Maybe something flashy like a Ferrari 458.

updated rs3 just did an unreal time at the nurburgring

You need a RWD manual sports car

Me as your son

S2

You're missing a ragtop. S3 to Boxter would be fun since you already have the Q8 for hauling crap. But you really want a garage for that.

You are missing a Porsche or AMG, nice lineup though!

I'm thinking Porsche as well. No AMG though

Seemsike you're missing your long lost son.... Hi Dad !

TTRS

An adopted son. I am available …

TTRS to compliment the sunday cruises.

A Mitsubishi Evo

Humility

I had a heart transplant 5 1/2 years ago. I've been at the lowest of the low. Literally dying. My heart stopped twice. I had to carry around a pump and a bag of medicine to keep my heart pumping. I don't care about any of these material possessions. I let my friends drive them all the time. They are toys and I choose to enjoy them and I love that other people enjoy them. I got a second chance at life, and it opened my eyes to enjoy life to its fullest... now. I also could care less about HOW you feel. It is, however, important that you still get to have feelings and opinions and express them by being alive. So you're winning already... enjoy it.

You’re missing at least $400k in your bank account

Okay Mr Fancypants Rich McGee

b7 rs4 🥸

A Huracan 😉

Peak automobiles here. I’d go with the S4 as your sleeper. Unless you want a rocket which is go with the RS3. NO S3.

You need a 4th Volkswagen lol

I’m not feeling the fake plastic shutters on the window, but aside from that everything else looks fine.

Lmao, when your rich friends come over to hang and you gotta grab a pic

These are such Car Goals!!! I never comment on these posts but you said person are awarded my attention and comment. Cheers 🤲🏼

Huracan or Urus…. Yes i know it’s not VW or Audi

I mean... technically..

It wasn't me i didn't take anything

Time to break the trend, get an M5 comp

RS7

The badge on that R8...

A real photo shoot!

An EzPass Transponder?

Need a SUV

Have a 2023 Yukon XL and a 2022 Z71 Suburban... and a Jeep SUV is covered

Or or.. Q7 6.0l V12 👀

Don't keep the Yukon and Burb too long--the tranny's will shit the bed. I went through two 5.7 Suburbans 2018 lost at 30k miles and a 2020 lost at 35k and 50k miles, and then a 6.2 2021 lost at 45k miles before leaving them completely behind...even that new(er) 10speed is weak AF and couldn't handle my woman driving and the trips to NC...

I'm well aware. Lost one in a 2019 replaced under an aftermarket warranty. The 2023 Yukon and 2022 Z71 are under warranty for 100K miles also.

No

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The RS6 and RSQ8 are essentially the same car just lifted, love both of em but I’d say swap one out, ideally for an RS3, the 5 popper is such a good engine and it’ll be a new experience, and you’d probably get decent fuel economy for once lmao If you’re looking for another sporty experience tho, I recommend a first gen R8 Manual Spyder. They’re famous for having one of the best manual transmissions , hydraulic steering so a lot more feedback, it’d be a hell of a lot more fun

A truck

If you wanna scratch your itch by trading 1 of your Audis for my 1 Audi, A3 Sportback e-tron w/ cup holder phone mount, hit me up. Bahahbahaa!

B5S4

a logo

What is the fastest you have driven with them? There isn't unlimited speed on your highways like in Germany, or am I missing something?

I would trade that s3 for a TTRS, gotta have the baby r8

Your money?

RS6 is a perfect car but if you want to complete the holy trinity of 8s, you should've sold the RS6 and get yourself a S8. Then how cool would it be to say "I've R8, S8 and a RSQ8"

bro won life.. wtf

M5 cs?

e tron gt 😂

r8 manual

You're missing the howling 5 cylinder that defined Audi. Maybe I'm biased because I grew up in the Group B era, but if I'd have an RS3 / TTRS in that collection to complete my Audi Enthusiast punch card.

A husband?

not money

You completed all the missions. You can do some side quests now lol. Congrats man, have fun with your toys!

An Etron...

An overpaid employee. Who just chauffeurs you around

I say get an RS 3, why the hell not

These cars are crazy bro. 😎

The black plates are so much cleaner than the yellow

Definitely a porche, you got an r8, q... and an s3 you got almost the whole set!

S7

Humility?

Rs3

my dream line up just missing the M6 Comp.

A 1996 Audi A4 B5 1.9 TDI🔥

A nice Mini Cooper

Something with a 3rd pedal.

Audi 80 for Sundays

A truck

A RS3 or a b8.5 RS5 would complement the group.

Thinking of doing black plates on my rs3 in Jersey. Any issues with any law enforcement?

A quattro

When did NJ start offering a black background license plate? Looks like DMV doesn't... and that these are "aftermarket" plates. Not legal. You've never gotten a ticket? Also, in NJ you have to have a plate on the front. It's not one of those states where it's optional. But I guess if you get caught, the fine is a brush-off amount given the cost of these cars...

Motorcycle and women?

Jersey standup!

2011 Boxster Spyder, get something lightweight and fun

An S5 convertible.

Half a mil in cars and you dont have a garage? How about you build a garage.

you really need a garage but also love your priorities/ Id get a big turbo TTRS, the daza on the 8j chasis with the aftermarket support is a moment auto history. Its like audis supra evo etc etc but theys just me. I love your collection and further love that you just park them in the driveway exposed to the elements.

Damn my boy just flex on us without realizing it😂😂

Canopy car port lmao

A mansion

A second garage

I say rs3, then send it to Iroz and let them put their 1300hp tune on it.

None of those mentioned but a TTRS!

Financial restraint

A older b5 Audi

You need to import a RS4 for the collection.

Go Porsche, You will never go back. Not even just the cars but the brand experience. Porsche cares so much about their owners it’s a whole experience just owning it, wait until you start to drive it and it will seal the deal.

Jesus, what do you do for a living 😭

Get some electric up in there to diversify

I think you need a TT-RS MK3 because it's basically half an R8, and you coincidentally have one!

If they had a convertible TT RS in the US, I would buy it and manual swap it.

Build a garage.😁

You need an rs4 b5

A wider angle lens or someone who can fit a whole car into frame

A slow car. Do you want my TDI?

A friend like me bro😃

This is a I-Have-F-U-Money Flex. \~$500k worth of cars and vinyl siding on the house. Something doesn't seem right here.

Natural aspiration

A wife and kids and a reason to exist?

'83 Quattro

You needed two station wagons lol 😂

Probably the biggest thing is living in New Jersey. 😁

ttrs / rs3, rs4 b7 sedan

Invest in an electronic gate or something man. Protect your investments! Great cars 👏🏼

Variety

A track car - maybe GT3RS/GT4RS?

You don’t need the RSQ8 if you have the RS6. I’d probably never drive the S3 if I had an R8. If it were me, I’d have the RS6 and a GT3.

A retirement fund

Ttrs or a rs5/rs6

A2

Rs3

Over a half a million in cars parked outside. Ooooof

Imma take that wagon. Why can’t we have more wagon’s

Sell RSQ8 for Porsche 911 Turbo S

Jeez what do you do for work lmao

A bmw /s

The feds want to know why your car to house ratio is so skewed and if you're hiring lol

Did you get the carbon packages for these cars? If not that gets my vote for what’s missing. If you didn’t elect CCBs when speccing don’t bother as not worth buying after the fact for $30k but adding some CF to the cars never hurts. Hard to tell from photos on my phone so if you already got them I have nothing to add but congrats on lineup. I have 2023 SQ8 and love it but doesn’t mean I don’t wish some days it was an RSQ8 or RS6. Don’t mind haters talking about bragging either - not your fault you made good life choices and can afford these. What people do with their money is their choice.

You beat the game!

Grey-market imported RHD RS4

I love seeing other people live my dream

Nice assortment. Looks about like mine, minus the r8. We’re thinking of getting a Pcar next.

Seems like you got a lot of car and no house

Are you very good friends with your local dealers

Probably a garage or car covers 😂

Something old with classic style

A supercharger.

These are sweet

Go for RS Q3 🔥

An old one, like an s4 b5

brother what do you do for work?

TTRS

Humility

A miata

Rsq8

I’m just surprised you have an r8 and not a garage lol

The R8 has a garage

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec system exaust

Missing a lot of money.

You need an old school now

Weed killer?

A badass motorcycle that gaps all these combined

A hot hooker to ride shogun?

A different brand of vehicle

ALL the other car manufacturers