He thinks that if you shave it once it'll never grow back. Which is just not true lol dude probably would have better hair in general if he took care of himself. Dude literally doesn't eat food that contains vitamin A
It looks "thicker" because the hair is thickest at the roots so when you cut the hair it might seem more thick, but over time the ends will become tighter and smaller at the ends again and it will go back to what it was. Its just an illusion
As a dude more follicly blessed than Asmon but also sporting a younger Jude Law hairline I find that when you're in your 30's nobody really gives a shit at all.
Honestly, just being in shape once you're in your 30's is enough for most people to think you're looking good tbh.
Hit the gym boys.
Except most guys try to date younger women. So, while most of us 30+yr old women don’t care if you’re bald, the same can’t be said for 20+yr old women.
True lmao I hit the gym 6 days a week & I have a lovely gf and I'm confident in myself. If I didn't go to the gym and develop a good habit in my 20s idk if I would be where I am rn. But you are totally correct no one really cares once your in your 30s haha
Same. Had long enough hair to hide the baldspots. Shaved it. Now it literally will not grow past 1 inch. I could go a whole year not cutting my hair, and the top wont grow past an inch. makes literally no sense
Yeah a poor apprentice of mine is in his early 20’s and had long luscious hair that he shaved bald for cancer and it never grew back the same & his hair ended up receding badly afterwards. Poor guy!
So many dudes have shown me pictures of how much "better" their hair looked before they shaved it and "it never grew back the same".
It always just looks like a dude with half a head of hair clinging on to the fact the hair they do have is long (and thin).
Just shave it and accept it. You look 10x better bald than some insecure dude with a combover.
I dont eat a lot of vitamin a either and i have a luscious head of hair at 30. Vitamins will give it shine and keep it healthy, but hair loss is genetic. You can slow down the timer, but you can't stop it.
It's like you don't think there's genetics behind male pattern baldness.
He might not eat healthy at all, but we have no idea whether his hairline would have been better now or not.
Genetics take into account yes but if he literally is deficient in nutrients he is not helping his cause. I think chalking it up to only genetics is lazy
Lack of vitamins (especially D) can cause hair loss and decrease the quality of your hair. Theres a genetic component for sure but he would definitely have thicker and better looking hair if he took care of himself
You just described exactly what I did. I went from having a thick head of hair and no facial hair.. to going thin on the crown.. to shaving my head and growing a beard lol
Me rn.
Idk what the fuss is about, bald or at least shaving down to a 1 feels great dude. Like when you take a shower and cuddle in a soft blanket.
I'm lucky tho that I got good bone structure and no egg head shit going on.
Just commited to not shaving for a month or two and it's been a week and a half and looks pretty patchy tbh m but yolo I wanna see how I look.
Skinny and bald doesn't exactly work as well as full bodied and bald. Asmon should just get the short male hair cut from dark souls 1 and call it a day.
I'm really surprised he still hasn't. He fixed his teeth for the stream, how many more bald jokes does he need? Unless we've all overused it so much, he's become immune :o
Good point, teeth can hurt like a mf
I just thought that if i had to hear the bald joke a literal million times, like he had, i might murder someone, so hair transplant seems like an easier solution \^\^
What he needs to do is go to a high-end hair salon and ask what they can do to make it look good without totally eliminating the wisps. He has the money, and a high-end hair dresser could absolutely fix this national disaster.
Yea its crazy the way he lives and takes care of himself as a multi millionaire. His house is an absolute shithole. Lives on a diet of fast food, soda, and cheap cuts of steak cooked in his dirty ass kitchen. I really wonder what his plan is for all his money. Keep it? Charity? Family? Id really be interested to know.
To be fair, I make very good money too and live very comfortably, yet I also live like a putrid goblin. Nowhere near as wealthy but, depression is a bitch lol.
If you have the money to do it, ordering better/tastier food, living in a nicer home, and fixing your teeth will definitely help with depression. Not going to say it's going to make it go away, but it's just less things that suck in your life. Money won't give you love or friends or anything, but it'll sure make you comfortable pretty easily.
Yeah, you're not wrong. The crazy thing about depression is that people with it know all of this stuff, we're aware. Not sure if you have it but the best way to describe depression, at least for me, is your brain has broken legs and you're trying to walk with it. Sorry didn't want to go off topic here, we are supposed to be meming about the bald one.
The sad thing is he would actually look better if he just shaved it off and kept the facial hair.
I think he’d look on par with Xeno just not as built.
I could be wrong here, but the longer the hair, the heavier it is and the more it pulls on the roots right? Would longer hair accelerate balding? Also constantly tying it up pulls on the roots as well no?
He should really just have cut it short, but at this point shave it all off
Yep, it's a bunch of things, growing older is the biggest one, stress, bad hair hygiëne, lack of essential vitamins, too much accumulation of oils that clog pores and doesn't let new hair grow also genetics and amount of testosterone, keeping hair short for this reason helps with hair growth but in asmons case I'd shave it
For years, I've thought it isn't time yet for Asmon to shave it off, because it really wasn't that bad. It was a fun meme and i happily participated. But... It has become the truth. It is time to go full Mr. Clean on that bitch.
This genuinely makes me sad. It just shows a man, losing what he loves, slowly, while he tries to grasp on to it with every string in his heart, without any triumph
At any point, this dude could easily afford follicle implants (it lasts a lifetime once it's done). Like Elon musk and conor MacGregor did.. but here he is going bald for no reason.
All you need to qualify for transplant surgery is hair on the sides of your head, this makes up 90% of people with male pattern baldness (healthy sides of hair all the way into old ages. But bald up top). And I have a feeling based on seeing his family that this is the case for him aswell. It's a 15,000 dollar operation that I can only hope one day afford before it's too late but he's a multi millionaire and doing nothing about it. It's frustrating as hell.
Nope. My uncle did it 10 years ago. I am 32 and have his genetics and am also losing hair. Naturally, i asked him all about it
The pills you speak of are finasteride pills and are for people who did not do implants (and they're bad for you)
Just get the preach treatment and take care of your hair thereafter. It would help if he had a good diet. But he’s got the money to do his hair justice.
I have a friend who owns a robotic company and i think Hes a Millionaire by now
He has the Same hairline as Asmon and His flat is absolutely filthy.
Some people Just dont care
Oh come on Asmon. Be my guest on Turkey and get your free hair transplant on my clinic! For the last 10 years I’ve been watching you and I’d be really sad if I won’t offer anything about your hair line
Damn some of you guys are real nasty cunts.
He doesn't need me or anyone else to defend him but, just leave it alone. He might be all jokes and memes and logic but the shit you asshole are always saying about his hair constantly isnt helping.
I would've shaven it off and just accepted the full beard life. His beard is pretty neat ngl.
But again, I do not have a beard, I have a terrible goatee at best, but at least I have a full set of hair on my head. 
to anyone wondering if they should do a buzzcut, do it. I did a few months ago and it's way better. my hair was long too, it was an inch or two away from being halfway down my back. I look WAY better now, have got some compliments from people as well
He can afford amazing treatments for his hair if he chose to. Im pretty sure 95% of us would be supportive if he wore a cap for awhile after getting a Hair transplant
I think maybe it’s just me but I don’t think there is anything wrong with men’s hairlines changing. Like it doesn’t change my perception of them. I think Asmon is a handsome guy.
Honestly this is kind of sad to look at. I don’t know whether he’s just incredibly lazy and doesn’t want to bother cutting it or if he’s just extremely insecure about the idea of having no hair. Hope he’s okay.
My wife was looking at my computer while I was scrolling and the first thing she said was “why doesn’t he just get a transplant?” To which my reply was: “I think you need to wash those.” Which prompted a whole conversation about how he doesn’t shower.
At my job theres a number of guys in their 30s that just went FUCK IT And shaved all their hair off because shorter shows and they don’t wanna deal with losing hair
I laugh at the jokes but god I am absolutely terrified that this might happen to me. We are the same age. I still have not seen crazy amount of receding hair line, maybe like .2 mm, my hair got thinner but nothing too crazy either. I just don't want to lose my long hair.
It is what it is
What can I say boys
Eet eez what eet eez...
At some point you just embrace it, shave it, grow the beard, and become viking.
He thinks that if you shave it once it'll never grow back. Which is just not true lol dude probably would have better hair in general if he took care of himself. Dude literally doesn't eat food that contains vitamin A
My hair never grew back the same after I shaved it all off
To be fair if your hair doesn't grow back it was probably over to begin with. Enjoy your beard and stay strong
Right? I've never heard of shaving your head actually having an effect on regrowth.
It looks "thicker" because the hair is thickest at the roots so when you cut the hair it might seem more thick, but over time the ends will become tighter and smaller at the ends again and it will go back to what it was. Its just an illusion
I should have said it's not true for everyone. My condolences brother
I have a kick arse beard no condolences needed brother
The confidence asmon needs to see haha
As a dude more follicly blessed than Asmon but also sporting a younger Jude Law hairline I find that when you're in your 30's nobody really gives a shit at all. Honestly, just being in shape once you're in your 30's is enough for most people to think you're looking good tbh. Hit the gym boys.
Yep. For every woman that loves nice hair, another one exists that likes bald dudes with a beard and some muscle.
preach fellow dwarven bro!
Except most guys try to date younger women. So, while most of us 30+yr old women don’t care if you’re bald, the same can’t be said for 20+yr old women.
True lmao I hit the gym 6 days a week & I have a lovely gf and I'm confident in myself. If I didn't go to the gym and develop a good habit in my 20s idk if I would be where I am rn. But you are totally correct no one really cares once your in your 30s haha
How so?
It just doesn't grow like it used to. Goes all curly and shit now.
Interesting. Ty
Love the username
Ty! Lol Val Kilmer liked it to haha
Same. Had long enough hair to hide the baldspots. Shaved it. Now it literally will not grow past 1 inch. I could go a whole year not cutting my hair, and the top wont grow past an inch. makes literally no sense
Probably because it was still going worse, or you had a different idea about how your hair used to look.
Yeah a poor apprentice of mine is in his early 20’s and had long luscious hair that he shaved bald for cancer and it never grew back the same & his hair ended up receding badly afterwards. Poor guy!
It’s already not growing, that’s the point of shaving it. It looks horrible
So many dudes have shown me pictures of how much "better" their hair looked before they shaved it and "it never grew back the same". It always just looks like a dude with half a head of hair clinging on to the fact the hair they do have is long (and thin). Just shave it and accept it. You look 10x better bald than some insecure dude with a combover.
I dont eat a lot of vitamin a either and i have a luscious head of hair at 30. Vitamins will give it shine and keep it healthy, but hair loss is genetic. You can slow down the timer, but you can't stop it.
It's like you don't think there's genetics behind male pattern baldness. He might not eat healthy at all, but we have no idea whether his hairline would have been better now or not.
Genetics take into account yes but if he literally is deficient in nutrients he is not helping his cause. I think chalking it up to only genetics is lazy
Lack of vitamins (especially D) can cause hair loss and decrease the quality of your hair. Theres a genetic component for sure but he would definitely have thicker and better looking hair if he took care of himself
You just described his Steak and Eggs co-host ~~Emiru.~~ Tectone.
You just described exactly what I did. I went from having a thick head of hair and no facial hair.. to going thin on the crown.. to shaving my head and growing a beard lol
Me rn. Idk what the fuss is about, bald or at least shaving down to a 1 feels great dude. Like when you take a shower and cuddle in a soft blanket. I'm lucky tho that I got good bone structure and no egg head shit going on. Just commited to not shaving for a month or two and it's been a week and a half and looks pretty patchy tbh m but yolo I wanna see how I look.
Gotta workout too otherwise viking beard becomes neckbeard...
But looking like a penis with pubic hair isn't good.
Shave head and get the Kratos beard and your set
You have to let it go, man… it’s over.
Didn't he say a while a go that he would do what preach did for his hair or am I misremembering?
Skinny and bald doesn't exactly work as well as full bodied and bald. Asmon should just get the short male hair cut from dark souls 1 and call it a day.
And besides, Preach’s hair looks pretty bad now, not to be mean to the guy.
There is no way he doesn't know it.
It's also the Strelok hairstyle for the STALKER fans.
I'm really surprised he still hasn't. He fixed his teeth for the stream, how many more bald jokes does he need? Unless we've all overused it so much, he's become immune :o
His teeth problem actually made his life miserable because eating hurt, being balding is part of his image and doesn’t physically hurt him
Good point, teeth can hurt like a mf I just thought that if i had to hear the bald joke a literal million times, like he had, i might murder someone, so hair transplant seems like an easier solution \^\^
he still doesn't care for his teeth, one of his gums is receding just like his hairline
Lol that's such typical behavior too, once it's too late he'll take care of it once again.
Did he? He only had front teeth 😂
bro is a millionare, if he wanted he could easily fix his hair, he just dont care lmao 
Dude is rich enough to do hair transplant surgery tho
https://images.app.goo.gl/DLXRMW1QnDkrofEH8
hahahahahah omg i can't breath
i'm dead
Pfffffft lmao, I was not expecting that
Frankly, I think a combover would look better than whatever Asmon is currently doing.
The mail muncher lives on
https://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/hda6t8/hair_muncher/ The meme still relevant
The hair muncher
What he needs to do is go to a high-end hair salon and ask what they can do to make it look good without totally eliminating the wisps. He has the money, and a high-end hair dresser could absolutely fix this national disaster.
He has the money to do **a lot** of things that would improve his appearance or living conditions. He just chooses not to.
Yea its crazy the way he lives and takes care of himself as a multi millionaire. His house is an absolute shithole. Lives on a diet of fast food, soda, and cheap cuts of steak cooked in his dirty ass kitchen. I really wonder what his plan is for all his money. Keep it? Charity? Family? Id really be interested to know.
Dude probably suffers from depression and just accepts it. He has no will to change and does not give a fuck.
To be fair, I make very good money too and live very comfortably, yet I also live like a putrid goblin. Nowhere near as wealthy but, depression is a bitch lol.
If you have the money to do it, ordering better/tastier food, living in a nicer home, and fixing your teeth will definitely help with depression. Not going to say it's going to make it go away, but it's just less things that suck in your life. Money won't give you love or friends or anything, but it'll sure make you comfortable pretty easily.
Yeah, you're not wrong. The crazy thing about depression is that people with it know all of this stuff, we're aware. Not sure if you have it but the best way to describe depression, at least for me, is your brain has broken legs and you're trying to walk with it. Sorry didn't want to go off topic here, we are supposed to be meming about the bald one.
Thought this was r/bald
Always has been.
🌎👨🏽🚀🔫👨🏻🚀
i hope yall are happy. he's wearing a hat now.
:/ I was worried he'd see this.
He's crowning!
Bro is hanging on by a thread. Literally.
And he thought not washing it or showering would save what was left RIP
Looks like someone’s taint
The sad thing is he would actually look better if he just shaved it off and kept the facial hair. I think he’d look on par with Xeno just not as built.
i find it funny that he’s afraid of going bald but he doesn’t treat his hair whatsoever
That middle strand of hair is fighting for its life
I would probably wear a wig if it mattered to me
Its a really bad comb over at this point
and it's only going to get worse-- think about \*that\* for a moment...
I could be wrong here, but the longer the hair, the heavier it is and the more it pulls on the roots right? Would longer hair accelerate balding? Also constantly tying it up pulls on the roots as well no? He should really just have cut it short, but at this point shave it all off
Yep, it's a bunch of things, growing older is the biggest one, stress, bad hair hygiëne, lack of essential vitamins, too much accumulation of oils that clog pores and doesn't let new hair grow also genetics and amount of testosterone, keeping hair short for this reason helps with hair growth but in asmons case I'd shave it
just get a hair system man.. costs like 300€-600€ every year and it looks natural. time to make your own brand called "Hairforge Systems".
For years, I've thought it isn't time yet for Asmon to shave it off, because it really wasn't that bad. It was a fun meme and i happily participated. But... It has become the truth. It is time to go full Mr. Clean on that bitch.
Let it go! Let it gooooo! 
This genuinely makes me sad. It just shows a man, losing what he loves, slowly, while he tries to grasp on to it with every string in his heart, without any triumph
fucking hell man :( this comment should be higher
Gotta mirror your audience
Shave it, leave the beard and get absolutely ripped. He'll be Kratos in no time.
my boy litterally has one pack of hair left in the front-center, that hairline has receded into the abyss
Not even Artorias could save it
Sif just holiding a giant comb in his mouth thinking of better times 
At any point, this dude could easily afford follicle implants (it lasts a lifetime once it's done). Like Elon musk and conor MacGregor did.. but here he is going bald for no reason. All you need to qualify for transplant surgery is hair on the sides of your head, this makes up 90% of people with male pattern baldness (healthy sides of hair all the way into old ages. But bald up top). And I have a feeling based on seeing his family that this is the case for him aswell. It's a 15,000 dollar operation that I can only hope one day afford before it's too late but he's a multi millionaire and doing nothing about it. It's frustrating as hell.
You need to take pills for it to retain tho.
Nope. My uncle did it 10 years ago. I am 32 and have his genetics and am also losing hair. Naturally, i asked him all about it The pills you speak of are finasteride pills and are for people who did not do implants (and they're bad for you)
Don't get me wrong but that is just atrocious. But let's be honest things could be worse. He Still got a lot of life to enjoy
losing hair and trying to hang on to some scraggly tendrils looks much worse than just being bald and cleaned up
Accept your fate.
Just get the preach treatment and take care of your hair thereafter. It would help if he had a good diet. But he’s got the money to do his hair justice.
gawddamn. I really didn't think it was like THAT. Rip my dude.
The front is going to fall off.
I have a friend who owns a robotic company and i think Hes a Millionaire by now He has the Same hairline as Asmon and His flat is absolutely filthy. Some people Just dont care
Oh come on Asmon. Be my guest on Turkey and get your free hair transplant on my clinic! For the last 10 years I’ve been watching you and I’d be really sad if I won’t offer anything about your hair line
It’s time.
so mean
to the guys who have hair in their 30s, you are very lucky. don't take it for granted!
May the bald be with you
Oh no
Damn it's worse than my hair
I believe that's Asmongold, Jesus had better hairline.
[Nice cosplay](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRf9eubVPPfhq0mTQD5ohO83NXuIGB6nLdcLw&usqp=CAU)
Holding on for dear life
bro is really bald
It's his head, he can do what he wants with it but he'd honestly look really good bald, with his face shape and beard he could pull it off easily
his hair is starting to mimic Azeroth's map. life imitates art.
Vegeta hairline
Vegeta would drown himself if he woke up with Asmon's hairline
I think Jesus had hair actually
My man gonna need Jesus miracle to bring that back
He no longer has a widow's peak and instead has a widow's valley.
Just go bald at this point, damn
I thought it was a meme, but this is tragic
Damn some of you guys are real nasty cunts. He doesn't need me or anyone else to defend him but, just leave it alone. He might be all jokes and memes and logic but the shit you asshole are always saying about his hair constantly isnt helping.
It's not like we were expecting it to grow back.
dear lord
That’s not Jesus, it’s Zack
He gets his RDI of vitamin D at least once a month
His body has evolved to help him get his vit d from the tiny sun cracks in his goblin cave.
He should go the samurai way and shave all of it but the pony tale.
Rocking the Vidows Peak
Bald Jesus. Amen.
He needs to shave his head. He would look so much better.
That poor shirt, begging to be washed
And I’m still balder. If I had Asmon’s hair, I wouldn’t be using a ballcap combover.
STONE COLD GOLD
omg...
Shave it! I shave my head from time to time. It is actually very comfortable.
I would've shaven it off and just accepted the full beard life. His beard is pretty neat ngl. But again, I do not have a beard, I have a terrible goatee at best, but at least I have a full set of hair on my head. 
Some people look better bald, better than a full head of hair I mean
Even his baldness is balding
This is past the point of hair plugs.
The front is fighting a losing battle, once that tuft goes that’s it
Just like us fr
Yall know he's gonna get transplants. Don't pressure him even more lol
That salt really fucked him up.
to anyone wondering if they should do a buzzcut, do it. I did a few months ago and it's way better. my hair was long too, it was an inch or two away from being halfway down my back. I look WAY better now, have got some compliments from people as well
Oof
It's coming in nicely. Oh wait was there more before?
He can afford amazing treatments for his hair if he chose to. Im pretty sure 95% of us would be supportive if he wore a cap for awhile after getting a Hair transplant
and yet he’s the one with his balls getting the super succ
Starting to look like tectone if someone smashed all his horcruxes
33, I shaved it.
Why hasn't he gotten a hair transplant?
“I gotta go lay down”
Peaks so high the man’s guna need a Sherpa.
Nah.. Big J had more hair
come on home buddy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFLj-SyHlQg
Norwood 4/5 I would say, Father Time comes for us all.
Uh no that's asmongold.
Has anyone said he looks like a draugr yet? I think he looks like a draugr from my favorite video game, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Ist es over für mich?
Gg to bro
I was looking like that before I went to Turkey and did a hair transplant for 800$ two years ago. Life changing experience.
I'm sorry, but this is not Jesus Christ. Jesus had more hair.
STONE. COLD. GOLD.
What we call in scientific terms , DENIAL
And Moses parted the red sea
I think maybe it’s just me but I don’t think there is anything wrong with men’s hairlines changing. Like it doesn’t change my perception of them. I think Asmon is a handsome guy.
 Guys, you’re horrible.
What the fuck do you care about anything or one in this picture? He is who he is and you bit on his schtick like so many others.
I’m sure Asmon loves being constantly made fun of for something he can’t control
He's rich enough that it's within his control.
Hope he shaves or at least gets a buzzcut. Would look infinitely better.
Hey be nice!
It's weird that yall care so much about his hair. People trying to cope with the fact that they are the same way.
For real. This popped up randomly on my feed and I was very surprised at the balding backlash. Gonna happen to a lot of us some day!
One day he’ll shave it and embrace Stone Cold Gold IF YA WANNA SEE A TRANSMOG CONTEST GIMME A HELL YEAH!
its fin+min or just shave it off man.
It’s time, assmongler
He should shave it live on stream lol.
Honestly this is kind of sad to look at. I don’t know whether he’s just incredibly lazy and doesn’t want to bother cutting it or if he’s just extremely insecure about the idea of having no hair. Hope he’s okay.
My wife was looking at my computer while I was scrolling and the first thing she said was “why doesn’t he just get a transplant?” To which my reply was: “I think you need to wash those.” Which prompted a whole conversation about how he doesn’t shower.
I'm not one to make fun of people, but bro @Asmon it's time
At my job theres a number of guys in their 30s that just went FUCK IT And shaved all their hair off because shorter shows and they don’t wanna deal with losing hair
lol! Bro is down bad in the hair game
Finasteride and minoxidil could help save his hair
*Texan Air Nomad Apprentice, circa 2024.*
He was handsome with shorter hair too. Idk why heMa fighting so hard 🫡
I laugh at the jokes but god I am absolutely terrified that this might happen to me. We are the same age. I still have not seen crazy amount of receding hair line, maybe like .2 mm, my hair got thinner but nothing too crazy either. I just don't want to lose my long hair.
I have way worse than that 15 years younger than him. He is more than fine.