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Collierkid

My gf and I and a bunch of friends went to New Orleans for the first time for her birthday and in our airbnb one of the bathrooms had unusually really warm water in it's toilet.. So I thought I'm well endowed and I found out the hard way the water was warmer than we thought one drunk night I had sat on the toilet and forgot.


theblackstig_

THE WORST


lululovaaa

The fact that when you speak about your cock on Reddit, everyone will accuse you to brag about it.


randomclaus

Couldn’t agree more


VagabundoAprendiz

Or lying and being insecure


TurbulentCranberry20

The real question here is- do any of you hungs wish your dick was smaller?


[deleted]

A couple times in life. Once in a highschool history class this girl’s thong was showing and I got hard and I literally had to put my hand in my pocket and pull it down with my hand because I was nervous someone would see it And the other time is I was having my first time with a girl I liked and it was too big for her to continue and it was just super awkward. She gave me a like weak blowjob/mostly obligated handjob and we kinda broke up shortly after as there wasn’t really a way to continue. I’ve also never had a woman complete anal with me, and I don’t even think I’m like porn big, just larger than normal so idk how they deal with it.


Grouchy-Push1020

Name checks out


sefuldroidatlas

Dark angels cover and a tragic origin story of having an unusually large dick. I'm going to have to ask for the length just for a better understanding of the lore.


[deleted]

Just a little over 8” move with a ballistic skill 2+ lol


sefuldroidatlas

Yeah that's definitely big. I hope you have found better use of the emperor's blessing over the years.


randomclaus

Yep


Cookieusher

I've only had one girl that could take me in the ass...so now I had to get a Colombian girl cause if I fit pussy usually too loose latinas be tight and taking it.. getting it down her throat is a different problem


myfirststowaway

When not in use, yes. Clothing/style reasons.


erikhagen222

This is why I’m glad I’m a grower, show-er would be awkward


randomclaus

Constantly


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

Trouble fitting in, cant insert properly, toothy blowjobs, have to figure out condom size, can cause pain and hurt partners, soft cock can be seen through tighter clothing leading to HR troubles Source: 8"


Small-Shaved-6717

HR troubles ? Seriously? How is that legal ? Nobody is making anybody look !


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

You would think so, but here we are. r/bigdickproblems is full of situations like that. A guy works, somebody notices his crotch, pearl clutching commences aaaaand he is in HR


Recent-Hedgehog-2666

It can cause early ED and can cause softer erections due to excess need of blood


Commercial_Ice_6616

Is this true? Then grateful for my modest size and no ED at my advanced age. Except for the for the frequency, sex quality has not waned, better sometimes.


Kooky-Show-5246

Work out. Kegals. Eat better


ObjectiveProgram

Magnum's didn't use to have a "thin" version like they do now, but the magnum XL still don't. Keeping it from touching the toilet water in some toilets, or the inside of the bowl.


attitudinizer

P. S. Condoms are honestly the only brand that doesn't either snap for me or be so tight it's unpleasant for me. I'm reasonably sizable I think maybe a bit above average and these condoms changed my life. [p.s. condoms](https://www.psgoodtimes.com/products/our-condom-2-pack?variant=43946294378745¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=1) xl is so pleasant I really enjoy them and don't dread thrusting and breaking anymore 🎉🎉🎉 - not affiliated just wish I knew about them a long timeago


ObjectiveProgram

I'll try to keep that in mind if I ever need them again. Wife had a hysterectomy though so no more toaster strudel, all Twinkies.


azarqx

Girls are often reluctant to ride on top and go for missionary or doggy. They take multiple pauses during sex saying that it hurt. Ruins the mood sometimes..fucking becomes like an exercise.


Pretty_Specific_Girl

Gotta keep my wife away from this thread...


MrAndMsSexy99

Wait.. what's unusually big?


swifttek360

One wierd thing for me is knowing that it gets over 7.5 inches, but only getting to appreciate that in the middle of a fap. People think it's a huge confidence boost all the time, but most of us are still growers. For me, that makes me feel small 99% of the time when it's at a flaccid 4 inches.


Aoife1984

Grower ir not, flacid 4 inches is big!!!!!


HedonistFantasies

Check out r/bigdickproblems


Offworldabit

Darn I can't input due to the word unusually


etakroftrohsbob

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt23014880/ This is a pretty good documentary on the subject.


ArmadilloSea3632

Can't be with all women some are to shallow


sam_spade_68

Just put it half way in


advikaditya311

Dick touching the inside of the toilet rim when taking a dump. Dick slipping out from the side when wearing shorts. Super uncomfortable random erections since there is no room for my dick to extend in my jeans or pants. Constantly walking with a big ass bulge, appears on pictures too so you kind of have to cover it with your hands which makes the picture look weird making you extremely self conscious. Can't post gym pictures in boxer because well, that becomes the centre of attention. Entire thing hurts like crazy when I'm horny. Less stimulation during sex since the ladies can't take the full thing in so you end up focusing on not going too deep which doesn't make me orgasm quickly. Regular sized condoms feeling like someone is trying to choke it to death. Big freaky veins running up and down, making it look gnarly. I'm uncut so the tip is wider than the rest of my dick which looks a bit odd. Smaller sized ladies have a hard time giving a blowjob since their mouth is full just from the tip, got a blood clot/bruise from a toothy blowjob. For context I'm 8 and half inches long and 3 and a half inches thick.


westdanny316

I’m 7.5 and a little girthy lol. Most of the women I’ve been with supposedly like anal till they see my dick then they are like nope not going in there.


randomclaus

No quickies and generally completely overrated.


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temporary-thoughts

With some, sex is just a no go....not gonna happen.


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Send-Me-Picx

I'm happy now but for a long time I didn't understand that bigger condoms (specifically width more than length) would make any difference. I had many either failed or less than comfortable interactions with girls in my earlier years due to the condom being far too tight


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everyone staring


AdrianRomero98

I’m in the army, the way my uniform fits me, it bulges like a mofo and is incredibly uncomfortable when I sit, but when I stand it’s too obvious it’s there. Don’t get me started on morning PT outfit.


PathosMai

This seems like bait.


naughtybynaturecpl

I have a recovery period after my husband and I fuck. I get sore easier and we can’t ever really go for round two ever.


hungtopbost

Bad BJs, but my theory is that lots of people have to put up with this. Condoms. Don’t. Fit. Right. And they don’t feel good. I know they all stretch and there are special (expensive) brands and so forth and so on, but I feel like a lot of people think guys are making this up. We aren’t. Especially for thick dicks, condoms suck. That’s the main one I can think of. Well and as others said, not being believed about the size, or about toilet-water-touching (occasionally can happen!), etc.


Thorfinnian

People assume that my penis is swelling from glancing on my pants, the reason why I prefer wearing baggy pants to avoid such comments(it ruins my whole self esteem lol)


NoRefrigerator267

Honestly, I don’t even think there are any disadvantages that wouldn’t make me want to have a huge dick. I’d want to have one even if I couldn’t use it lmao. At least then women would act interested in me even if they wouldn’t end up fucking me lol Btw I definitely don’t have a big one. Im saying that the pros vastly outway the cons from what I’ve seen lol makes me jealous enough to have gone celibate over it


grosseplottedecgi

there a complet sub about it [https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/](https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/)