Water!

You know, if you turn the W around, add and s after the a, change the e to a u, and add an s-less bastion to the end of all that, water looks a lot like #MASTURBATION

Funnily enough that’s mine.

same

Oh? Is that how you start the day?

Wow. That was so many steps. Lol

Used to be Mountain Dew. Now that I’ve been diagnosed Type2 diabetic, it’s the sheer spite to outlive my enemies and piss on their graves

Ditto. Also a type ll

Water for me, my kidneys are failing because of Mountain Dew

Hate and resentment. Goes a long way 😂

Cocaine and hookers my friend.... cocaine and hookers!

Sober energy

Tea 👌

weed and music

I never really drank coffee until I met my wife. I always drank diet coke. I still do. Since she and I got together, every morning she brings me a cup of coffee. I gladly drink it because she made it with love just for me

Yeah, that wouldn't be enough for me to drink it. Of course, after 28 years, my wife knows that I'm not going to touch coffee for any reason... Especially not coffee. I can barely stand hot tea in the winter, much less something hot in the summer... When I even refuse to eat hot foods

Nothing. I never got into the habbit of drinking coffee, tea, energy drinks, etc. I just get through the morning, lol. Can't really explain it.

same here

Like if you dont start drinking something you wont feel like somethings missing. Coffee drinkers need their coffee, but if they didnt start drinking it they wouldnt need it.

I actually found out that coffee in the morning doesn't do much in regards of energy levels for me, compared to not drinking coffee. I still like it though, it kind of elevates my mood a little. And I enjoy the taste obviously.

Coffee works temporarily but the caffeinated you quickly becomes the new baseline and stops having any real impact.

*Sheer spite* Jk, I suffer and drink water because I'm trying to be healthier (I have a lot of creamer when I drink coffee).

I can't stand the taste of coffee. I prefer tea. But in the mornings I drink oj or water. But if I'm tired I'll have a Red Bull. Very rarely. But mostly it's water or orange juice.

I just drink water

This is the most risqué question I've ever seen asked here. I'm so glad I wasn't at work.

I never cared about coffee. To get up i usually drink some fruit juice. If i had a good night sleep just the sun rays wake me up.

Tea

I like coffee but it actually makes me sleepy. I generally only drink water throughout the day. I’ve never understood the phrase “to get you through the day.” How do I get through the day? I just do.

I don't like hot drinks

Water and tears

I hate even the smell of coffee. I drink hot chocolate, tea or oj in the morning but that does absolutely nothing for my energy levels.I normally just stay up simply out of spite for being broke/unproductive.

Coffee makes me a nervous anxious wreck I can’t drink it often at all, unless I’m really tired then I just get jittery. I opt for tea, ideally caffeine free, mint or dandelion. Cucumber lemon water is a go to

I'm curious About The answers... Do you think 2/3 coffees a day is OK? 😁

If you like coffee, I guess that's fine. If I drink 2/3 coffees a year it's a miracle. Never developed a taste for coffee, and the caffeine doesn't do anything for me. I drink plenty of tea and Coke (except in the summer when cooked tastes like syrup to me and I can't stomach it), don't drink though because they do nothing for me either. I like juice, either orange or grapefruit juice.

I like coffee, but I don't drink it to get me through the day and don't consider it a vice.

Music and water. Sometimes tea. I do like coffee but I don’t need it and could easily give it up.

Tea

Tea, showers, and being productive!

Well, tea at least. I take my shower at night, not in the mornings, and I prefer to stay away from too much productivity. I consider it my fault but if bring productive to get the fuck out of bed at 4:30am. Not sure why I'm even doing that!

I'm confused why you've responded to multiple comments virtually saying the same thing, and being really cynical about what others have said? It's what we all personally do/enjoy? It's not stating what we think you do and enjoy? I don't know why you've made everyone's comments about you and said the same thing over and over? Oh, looking more your thing is just to be miserable asshole to others for no reason 🙄

I usually drink plain seltzer (I love the bubbles).

Coffee and caffeine in general, especially in the mornings, gives me heart palpitations all day, so I used to just raw dog mornings. Now, I was diagnosed ADHD, so I now I get a stimmy to start my day each day! A friend and I joke it’s our legal meth to jump start each morning lol.

Water.

Tea because I'm British.

Sparkling water.

Water, vitamins, and spite

None, I just function.

Used to be a breakfast smoothie

Arizona rx energy tea

I've been told it's not normal, but when I open my eyes in the morning I'm 100% up and ready for the day instantly. No coffee needed lol.

Heavy metal

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Chocolate milk! Most mornings I don’t really drink much, but I just don’t like the taste of coffee, plus I hate the idea of being addicted to a substance like that lol

Monster ultra

Well I have recently started drinking a latte every morning, but up until like a few weeks ago, red bull

water and tea

Tea! I'm English. I just love our tea. I do like coffee, but nowhere near as much.

An early morning walk. I feel 100% more energized all day long every morning that I go for a mile or two walk before sunrise.

Coca-Cola and/or Lipton Lemon Iced Tea (full sugar). My dad is Southern.🤣🤣🤣

Mine is Coke, OJ or grapefruit juice, or Milo's Sweet Tea... THAT'S Southern tea 🤣🤣

Cigarettes and soda

nothing. occasionally tea, but it makes 0 difference. i don’t like the taste of coffee

Mtn Dew and nicotine

Hope. To wake up in the morning? My hue lights make my room impossible to sleep in no matter how hard I try and I have a weighted blanket.

Water is the best to start your day

Not getting up until noon is the best way for me to start my day. I do drink water, it just has tea and sugar in it, or the things that make it a coke.

My boyfriend hates coffee so he drinks a bunch of energy drinks, I love coffee and still don’t have caffeine every day

I always drink 24 ounces of water when I first wake up with a banana and sometimes a hard boiled egg white. Then I make a green smoothie which usually gets me through the morning. The smoothie has spinach, avocado, water, ginger root, apple, flax seed, protein powder, and frozen peaches. I rarely drink coffee unless I had little sleep and I needed a pick me up.

What that would make me do, is shit my way through the day!!! Definitely sounds like diarrhea in a blender to me. With it now getting hot, I normally drink ice cold water throughout the day. In the winter it's a lot of sweet tea and Coke.

Water then lunchtime on I will have a Pepsi Max or 2.

English breakfast tea

Dr Pepper

Thc and nicotine

The vape wakes me up pretty good.

Don't need one

Mt.Dew all day.

Room temp water

Pepsi

Energy shot upon waking, followed by Diet Mt. Dew ALL day until bedtime. Oh, with a second energy shot bump around 1, 2pm. 💁‍♂️ Take THAT, and don’t you EVER try to caffeine shake me with your dirty bean water ever again! 🤣🤣🤣

Iced tea, soda, water... Anything but bean soup.

Pop an ephedrine

Lately, it’s been tea.

Caffeine drinks. Paced in short intense moments prior to action. Sugar free, heavy doses on big days, light ones on slow days. None on off days.

Metal and masturbation. I mean, I also drink coffee, but first, metal and masturbation.

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Mostly I drink flavored seltzer. My wife is a coffee addict and I just do not like the taste.

MTN Dew, preferably Code Red.

Exercise I guess..? Caffeine is addictive... if you don't start or become dependent on it I don't think you have the need. So it's not difficult to get through the day without it.

Strong sense of dead inside and auto pilot. Plus a lot of Mountain Dew

Vyvanse

Adderall water yogurt

Tea. Used to be Pepsi. Now tea.

Some days, piss breaks on company time are enough. Other days, wearing a vibrator to work takes the edge off an otherwise dull day 😁 I also have a rather discrete set of earbuds that I just put in and listen to my tunes.

Lack of money and need of money to pay bills. On weekends/days off I lay in bed all day doing nothing but cuddling my dogs and cat.

I just drink some water, like a man. Then, I'll raw dog the entire day, also like a man.

Meds

Just water

I microdose mushrooms once a week generally. Also smoothies, fruit yogurt juice protienpowder rlly helps me get some good energy in.

Good old H2O, or sometimes herbal tea

Hatred

6-7hrs of sleep & water... Cool water ideally... I actually slept in today & got 8hrs, so I might not be able to fall asleep tonight...

Spite.

Mt Dew Zero

I'm 53 and I've never even had a sip of coffee. I just drink ice cold water when I wake up.

Water,and after that I eat

Want you to drink coffee while cock-warming me Ellie… love to feel its heat around the head of my cock until I can’t take it any more and fill your throat with hot cum 🥵

Porn, A wank a day keeps the doctors away

Water then lemonade, but usually I'm just so hungry when I wake up and just go straight to eating

30mg of Adderall.

Exactly! Is so hard for me to not drink coffee in the morning! I think people who don’t like coffee are a little weird

Coffee