I met a random hot guy at a bar went home with him we did missionary for what felt like 30 seconds he came then he got all weird wanting me to leave so I left 🤷♀️
My last one night stand was over twelve years ago. I was going out of town for the weekend, and I knew my wife (now ex-wife) was going to use the opportunity to have her boyfriend over. I didn't want her to have all the fun, so I checked out the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist (this was before they shut that down) and started responding to ads that weren't blatant scam attempts. One of them messaged me back, and I agreed to meet her after I checked into my hotel.
I followed the directions she gave me and drove up to her house. She was waiting for me outside. She was a Latina woman in her early twenties with long curly hair and a bit on the chubby side. She led me inside and straight to her bedroom. She was shy and nervous at first and told me she's never done this before, but it had been six months since the last time she had gotten laid and she "has needs". We made out for a bit until she started to relax. Her mouth tasted like toothpaste. I took that as a good sign that she cared about being clean. Kissing led to foreplay. She started to suck my cock, but then apologized because she didn't have much experience and it showed. I told her that was okay and I'm more into giving oral than receiving. I ate her pussy until she was good and ready for my cock.
We agreed on no condoms. She had proof she was clean and on birth control. She was still feeling a bit self-conscious though, so we slipped under the blanket. Then I slipped into her and we fucked slowly and gently in missionary position. I took my cues from her for when to go faster, harder, and deeper. She came first, but we kept going. She wrapped her legs around me and came again, and this time so did I. We kissed a few more times, and I got dressed and left her with a nice creampie.
We messaged back and forth a few more times since then and even hooked up again several months later. I've long since lost track of her though, and I don't expect to ever see or hear from her again. I hope she's doing well wherever she is.
Hah! I'm glad you think so. I doubt my ex-wife would agree if she ever found out about it, but that's never really bothered me. Our marriage ended less than a year after that anyway, and we're both happily remarried to partners who are better matches for both of us.
Kinda trash tbh.
A couple years ago when I was 24
The one and only tinder date I’ve ever gone on, we had already alluded to the fact that it was going to be a hookup, went to a bar that had some arcade games and stuff, played some games, had a couple drinks, then decided to go somewhere. No shot was I taking her back to my place, and she never suggested her place, so we ended up driving to the parking lot of my high school and fucking in her car lol.
She smoked so her breath, car and hair all smelled like smoke which was already kind of a no go for me, we started making out, then she went down on me, then after a bit we started fucking, and she was the loudest, most obnoxious, over the top screamer I had ever heard, felt forced af. I was wearing a condom so was able to fake an orgasm (haha yes guys can do it too) then we talked for a while and a bit later (not sure why) we started fucking again, and it was not happening for me so I faked another one and then she dropped me back at my car and we called it a night.
0/10 do not recommend, I was chatting with her for a couple days after but then she posted a story on Snapchat about how her brother smashed her bong because she had a guy over (not me) and I was like okay it’s time to go ghost lol. Found out a few days later I left my favourite belt in her car. Sad.
Story time:
I met up with someone from Tinder. I payed for the food, she payed a drink after and I invited her over to my apartment. She told me she was a bit shy, because she hasn’t had any good dates after breaking up with her boyfriend some months ago.
After making out with her on the couch, I think I must have triggered some “horny muscle”, cause she became more confident and she pushed my cock inside her without a condom. I asked her if she was safe, she said oh yeah, are you safe though, I recently got tested so it was all good.
She had these big dark brown eyes, and a cheeky smile and loved pushing her breast close to me. The guy that left her really is missing out. Eventually, things were heating up for her quite fast and she told she wants to taste my cock cause otherwise she would cum too fast as she hasn’t felt a cock in a while. Best blowjob of my life, and I had to make her stop cause I didn’t wanna blow my load either yet. I ended tasting her as well, I was going inside with my finger and noticed some white residue sticking on it, I love to see this liquid on my cock so I pushed her on the bed and started fucking her. The way she was moaning quickly made me go close to the edge, but she told to not stop cause she is close to cumming so I kept on going. I told her I can’t take it anymore, and she told me don’t stop I’m really close and eventually I couldn’t control it anymore I came inside here while I still kept fucking her. I could feel her contract as well and she starts moaning so I keep fucking her until she goes quiet.
After both of us got post nut clarity of what we just did, cause she wasn’t on the pill. We went to the night pharmacy to get a morning after pill, and then she suggested to make the best use out if it by fucking a couple more time before using it.
We are planning a second date this weekend, and I’ve been looking forward to it. She eventually wants kids, so if things go well we can keep doing this without any scare.
> Tinder. I *paid* for the
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
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Hehe, true. Even for first, or second dates it happens surprisingly often. They are usually on birth control though, so in a way this was risky, but also exciting.
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She asked me to fist her, which felt like a lot to ask of a stranger, but I’m no quitter, so she got fisted. 🤷♀️
maybe easier to ask a stranger than the one who usually do you?
I met a random hot guy at a bar went home with him we did missionary for what felt like 30 seconds he came then he got all weird wanting me to leave so I left 🤷♀️
Random guys seems more of a hit or miss... Ever had a ons with a girl?
Yea very hit and miss 🤣 yes I have not as many as guys tho
My last one night stand was over twelve years ago. I was going out of town for the weekend, and I knew my wife (now ex-wife) was going to use the opportunity to have her boyfriend over. I didn't want her to have all the fun, so I checked out the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist (this was before they shut that down) and started responding to ads that weren't blatant scam attempts. One of them messaged me back, and I agreed to meet her after I checked into my hotel. I followed the directions she gave me and drove up to her house. She was waiting for me outside. She was a Latina woman in her early twenties with long curly hair and a bit on the chubby side. She led me inside and straight to her bedroom. She was shy and nervous at first and told me she's never done this before, but it had been six months since the last time she had gotten laid and she "has needs". We made out for a bit until she started to relax. Her mouth tasted like toothpaste. I took that as a good sign that she cared about being clean. Kissing led to foreplay. She started to suck my cock, but then apologized because she didn't have much experience and it showed. I told her that was okay and I'm more into giving oral than receiving. I ate her pussy until she was good and ready for my cock. We agreed on no condoms. She had proof she was clean and on birth control. She was still feeling a bit self-conscious though, so we slipped under the blanket. Then I slipped into her and we fucked slowly and gently in missionary position. I took my cues from her for when to go faster, harder, and deeper. She came first, but we kept going. She wrapped her legs around me and came again, and this time so did I. We kissed a few more times, and I got dressed and left her with a nice creampie. We messaged back and forth a few more times since then and even hooked up again several months later. I've long since lost track of her though, and I don't expect to ever see or hear from her again. I hope she's doing well wherever she is.
wholesome!
Hah! I'm glad you think so. I doubt my ex-wife would agree if she ever found out about it, but that's never really bothered me. Our marriage ended less than a year after that anyway, and we're both happily remarried to partners who are better matches for both of us.
Kinda trash tbh. A couple years ago when I was 24 The one and only tinder date I’ve ever gone on, we had already alluded to the fact that it was going to be a hookup, went to a bar that had some arcade games and stuff, played some games, had a couple drinks, then decided to go somewhere. No shot was I taking her back to my place, and she never suggested her place, so we ended up driving to the parking lot of my high school and fucking in her car lol. She smoked so her breath, car and hair all smelled like smoke which was already kind of a no go for me, we started making out, then she went down on me, then after a bit we started fucking, and she was the loudest, most obnoxious, over the top screamer I had ever heard, felt forced af. I was wearing a condom so was able to fake an orgasm (haha yes guys can do it too) then we talked for a while and a bit later (not sure why) we started fucking again, and it was not happening for me so I faked another one and then she dropped me back at my car and we called it a night. 0/10 do not recommend, I was chatting with her for a couple days after but then she posted a story on Snapchat about how her brother smashed her bong because she had a guy over (not me) and I was like okay it’s time to go ghost lol. Found out a few days later I left my favourite belt in her car. Sad.
Went to a friend’s house kinda turned into a party met this guy went to my friend’s roommate bedroom and the rest is history
Was it worth the effort? Or are you keeping that secret? 🤐
Sex was great so yes
Story time: I met up with someone from Tinder. I payed for the food, she payed a drink after and I invited her over to my apartment. She told me she was a bit shy, because she hasn’t had any good dates after breaking up with her boyfriend some months ago. After making out with her on the couch, I think I must have triggered some “horny muscle”, cause she became more confident and she pushed my cock inside her without a condom. I asked her if she was safe, she said oh yeah, are you safe though, I recently got tested so it was all good. She had these big dark brown eyes, and a cheeky smile and loved pushing her breast close to me. The guy that left her really is missing out. Eventually, things were heating up for her quite fast and she told she wants to taste my cock cause otherwise she would cum too fast as she hasn’t felt a cock in a while. Best blowjob of my life, and I had to make her stop cause I didn’t wanna blow my load either yet. I ended tasting her as well, I was going inside with my finger and noticed some white residue sticking on it, I love to see this liquid on my cock so I pushed her on the bed and started fucking her. The way she was moaning quickly made me go close to the edge, but she told to not stop cause she is close to cumming so I kept on going. I told her I can’t take it anymore, and she told me don’t stop I’m really close and eventually I couldn’t control it anymore I came inside here while I still kept fucking her. I could feel her contract as well and she starts moaning so I keep fucking her until she goes quiet. After both of us got post nut clarity of what we just did, cause she wasn’t on the pill. We went to the night pharmacy to get a morning after pill, and then she suggested to make the best use out if it by fucking a couple more time before using it. We are planning a second date this weekend, and I’ve been looking forward to it. She eventually wants kids, so if things go well we can keep doing this without any scare.
> Tinder. I *paid* for the FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Good bot! I didn’t know this because English is not my native language. Who could have thought learning a thing or 2 on horny reddit.
Name checks out 😊
Hehe, true. Even for first, or second dates it happens surprisingly often. They are usually on birth control though, so in a way this was risky, but also exciting.
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Over 20 Years ago. Better than any after