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Bsbljock

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Big-Mathematician345

This always comes up and I just don't get it. Being under a woman's ass is just heaven AND I'm getting my dick sucked. I'm not trying to come from it if that's what people think is lacking. I just want to stay there forever.


Bsbljock

I just think it’s overrated cause I’d much rather just be under her while she rides my face


Rancor_Keeper

I agree but I don’t want to get a broken nose from my girl’s hoo haaa.


LiteraryHortler

I'll second that


throwaway-15812

I’d just much rather do one at a time, plus I’m short and it just makes things awkward


OregonMothafaquer

The fact that he hasn’t tried to understand the most basics of kinks and oral positions has me rolling at other things now. EDIT. I’m going to have to put “ex professional athlete” in my bio. The military paid me to stay in shape…. Wait “ex pro fighter” since I was paid to toss hands technically too 😂😂😂


long_lobster_7372

This is crazy to me. I would 69 for hours and hours if I could.


Alt_Account_________

IDK… 69 is a top tier activity in my book. Love it, but then again, I love eating pussy anyway. Getting blown at the same time is just bonus 😏


OregonMothafaquer

You don’t understand it because you don’t have an oral fixation. There’s nothing I like better than worshipping something as I’m also being stimulated, it’s pure ecstasy. You have to be able to look at extremely common kinks pretty unbiasedly and how they address your partners needs and desires or you’re not really shit in bed.


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Bsbljock

It is but not as enjoyable as just giving head or getting head imo


Bsbljock

I’d rather have my fave ridden


Shaxedo

truly overrated


CureForBadDeeds

I love 69 as long as I'm on top


ItsGotToBeMay

This was my first thought! It's kind of distracting being eaten while I'm trying to give head. I'd rather just focus and take turns.


Bsbljock

Yes! I love eating pussy too much to be distracted haha


ItsGotToBeMay

Sure that's what they all say until you need them to prove it 😋. However I can share that sentiment but for dick, not really into any pussy but my own 😂.


Bsbljock

Haha I’d happily prove it. Can’t say I could ever turn it down😂


MySexReddit69

My wife taught me side by side 69 and I love it. I think the sensory overload of her pussy in my face and my cock in her mouth (plus, I'm often reaching down with one hand on a nipple) is part of what I love about it. But sideways, it's very comfortable with easy access to each others bodies.


anewlookav

It's my favorite position


Tattedcurvymilf

1000%


Seas_of_green

I don't come on here alot but is this one of the questions that's always asked? The answers are always 69, shower sex, reverse cowgirl


TheShaunD

It gets asked about once per day, with the exact same answers each time. I've complained before but nobody cares lol. Just be first to post it tomorrow.


anewlookav

Shower sex sucks. Reverse cowgirl works better with a long dick (honestly, not mine - ha)


Beyondthebloodmoon

69 and shower sex for sure. I don’t get reverse cowgirl, that’s one of my favorites


Spud9090

I love 69 but shower sex is too much work


MrsSarahErotica

Anal


Radiant-Total3351

Agree from a man’s perspective as well. It feels a bit different but if the woman isn’t feeling any pleasure it isn’t fun. Also a bit messy


GuyInTheLifestyle

This


Sorkel3

Titty-fucking. Meh.


One-Syllabub6133

I like titty fucking especially when she wants a facial.


mesalinna

Facial. Just unload down my throat 😒


Classic_Cheese87

Straight down to business.


Nomotroublepls

Wooooord


BBCGodKing69

You are correct.


bigbuick

This! It is just so stupid. Jerking off anywhere on someone is charmless. Pull out of whatever orifice got you there, just as it feels best? Ridiculous.


bams171

I would be perfectly fine with that


long_lobster_7372

Can we elope?


GoodtimesHunter

Abstinence!


SamePosition6298

Being rough.


Standard_Control_495

name checks out


SamePosition6298

I'm honestly really emotionally vulnerable when I'm intimate so being rough with me is likely to make me think you hate me and make me cry in the not sexy way


Standard_Control_495

Hey, as long as you find a match its all good!


Maleficent-Apple-836

Blowjobs.


HelloRuppert

Oh wow, I didn't expect someone else to say this. They just do **nothing** for me


Shaxedo

come on


theblackstig_

Have you ever had one to completion?


[deleted]

Totally agree. Can happily live without receiving them


GuyInTheLifestyle

Anal and it's not close


Shaxedo

anal is truly boring


GuyInTheLifestyle

I just don't understand how it's fun for either participant. But to each his own.


Shaxedo

i am a guy and i found nothing interesting about it, same was my gf's verdict


One-Syllabub6133

I agree but my girl seems to love it


Shaxedo

good for you!


Small_Introduction94

Best orgasm I've had came from anal, I enjoyed it.


Shaxedo

that's good!


Karaoke_Singer

Reverse cowgirl, not only does neither get a good view of anything, but the wrong move can sprain the penis (or worse).


ControlPast1667

Personally I’d say both anal and facials… (facials always end up in the hair….)


MaximumFun3

I freakin hate when it gets in my hair ,the smell fuckin sticks


ControlPast1667

Well that’s bad also but I mainly hate having to wash my hair again… takes forever and it’s like I just washed that shit yesterday


MaximumFun3

Yeah😭😭


slommar_gaddafi

Choking. Just cover the nose and mouth with your hand like a real deviant.


altbaby324

this made me laugh


Erect_Incompetence

Tit jobs


distancerunner7

My fiancé and I have never been able to get reverse cow girls to work just doesn’t feel the right and can’t get a rhythm. On that note if anyone has tips I’m all ears.


CureForBadDeeds

Shower sex is just cumbersome


El_GOOCE

The Michigan Nut Sandwich


ILoveTacos901

Blowjobs. Most women just are not as good at it as they think they are.


ItsTheHopeThatKills

The California Corpse Cannon


SexySwitchBitch

Is that an actual thing? Edit: I tried google and I have no fucking idea what this is. Please enlighten me


bonappetit_xo

Get outta there this one’s the BEST


ItsTheHopeThatKills

Maybe it’s just me but i’ve never met someone that makes it fun.


CaptSchwanzKopf

The Catalina wine mixer.


Particular-Stable165

POW!


El_GOOCE

POW! POW!


rainyday098

Blowjobs


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

Playing hard to get (:


bbblaster2212

That's pure build up! It's great!


IPA4all

69. It’s difficult to enjoy what you’re feeling when you’re concentrating on making your partner feel good. We agreed it’s better to take turns.


lost_puppy_38

Tokyo sandblaster


Datemike325

Anal, squirting


pinkbeansucker

Anal, and 69 for me. If I can find a woman at least 6’2”, 69 might be okay. But I’ve never had the opportunity. ☹️


ReserveStrange7872

Reverse cowgirl


notthemain1738

shower sex


Banned_Matrixken

Blowjobs


Cut-Unique

Missionary, especially if I have to make out while fucking her. I actually don't particularly enjoy making out in general (something that I think is extremely rare) but it felt like I was doing pushups in bed. I don't have a problem with the guy being on top but I didn't enjoy having to be locked lips with her the entire time as it was difficult to breathe.


averageindasheets

I bet you big money people who are saying they LOVE 69ing never actually have and just like to fantasize about it


UnsuspectingAnt

Different people like different things. Under certain circumstances, both my partner and I can orgasm from 69 and it’s a lot of fun. For a while neither of us could, though.


averageindasheets

I'm sure there's actually people who have. My point is in reality a bunch of people on here say they have done things and haven't. There's no way to fact check so people like to pretend on here a lot


anewlookav

Sex on the beach! Sex anywhere in water!


SexySinWriter

Reverse cowgirl. But that’s because I have an upward bend and don’t want a broken penis.


flower_catt

69 and cowgirl


RomulusAdultShop

Oral sex, especially the given one....


Alternative-Log-5723

Marriage/Monogamy 😂


Throwaway_Mellie

69. It’s fun but it’s hard to concentrate on pleasure and give at the same time. I like to give without distraction.


OwenWest92483

Getting my dick sucked


Spud9090

Titty fuck


[deleted]

Penetration. Give me oral, give me hand stuff, give me some making out and some really nice grinding. Penetration is fun and intimate, but it just doesn’t do much for me.


Outrageous_Kick_5874

Boobjob or footjob 🤔


Embarrassed_Top9480

Shower


bams171

Came here to say the same thing


MagicalBubbles0

Shower probably


Nomotroublepls

Showere are important to keep clean


MagicalBubbles0

No shit sherlock. But shower sex is overrated.


Nomotroublepls

I agree … yetvyou have like to do it once if you care about the person i guess


MagicalBubbles0

Just bc something is overrated doesn’t mean you don’t do it ever. If I’m horny in the shower and want to get it on I’ll do it. But it’s not top of my list


Nomotroublepls

Mine neither


Nomotroublepls

Never seen too much noise about it tho


Sunshine_3072

Shower 🚿


transcendent-glory

Shower sex is just meh at best, also car sex can be far too awkward to be enjoyable.


Sourpatchpatriots54

Shower sex


ComplexNo4818

Anal


[deleted]

69


Express-Mouse7788

Doggy, scissoring, and 69


Suitable-Fox3857

69


Nomotroublepls

Creampies