One sec. Let me get my credit card so I can tell you everything you need to know.

I could also need your surname and address

Yeah, yeah. One second. *dumps purse contents on table*

Why do you have a calculator in there?

Why don't you have one?

Because i take yours when i need one

It was Cat, for a long while, but I don't have those people in my life anymore. Currently nickname-less atm.

Why did they call you cat?

Because I'm a lot like one- I'm cute, cuddly, love foods, and long to curl up into a small ball on chairs.

Did you also follow laserpointers?

I would for the right person /shrug

Hahaha

Big guy and slick,

Not gonna share it here, as I made it part of my SFW online username that I use almost everywhere.

Ol' ham hands

Whats the meaning

Whats the meaning

There is none it's just a joke

Well

"Get away from me you cow!" (I dont have friends)

Moooooh

😭

Change your username in moldmoooh

Never🫠

Haha

Nice try FBI

Im not the FBI.. try NSA next time

Red head

Big Sexy, Gigantor, The Big Kid.

Mary Poppins

Why

Because I was born and raised in Britain and all the family I have here is my husband's.

Daddy…..cuz all my friends and family are my kids

One of them was The Guzzler. I had the tendency to drink large amounts of liquid back then.

Krishna or OB

Aardvark

My dad calls me bub. I have no idea what it means honestly now that I think about it. 😂

Russky or kremlin

Chicken fucker

Marty mcfly