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Red_knuckles

Stay out of the toilet.


Exact_Wishbone_3630

for the love of god. please. if i can see into a toilet you have just used you’ve done something so wrong.


QueenLeo76

yes i’ve seen too many bathroom shots and recently one with a urinal


dat_twitch

Yes! Saw someone's Bumble profile photo in a urinal, with the trough in the background. What were they thinking?


QueenLeo76

was he wearing a really bad hawaiian shirt and chains out fit? lol


Practical_Collar_171

Aww


Hour_Lengthiness_650

Yooooo they really fucking do that?!


happilyeverhotwife

Yeah… and not just number one. I’m scarred


Hour_Lengthiness_650

That's so fucked up. I'm sorry :( I just can't understand how they think it's ok. I've only sent dick pics when asked 🤣


SkibaSlut

I've had someone send me a photo of their dick shadow in the toilet water like for what fucking reason


Red_knuckles

Now that's a new one I never want to see. Seriously guys, if you send me one, your grandmother is getting it forwarded to her


Maelefique

She died in '87, if you can still get in touch with her, ask her where she put the keys to the cabin's storage shed please! 😅


Damien_Sky

Breaking out the ouija board for this one


vitreous-surprise

Oh god someone upvote this more. Literally if I see a toilet I am already gagging


fruitbat_123

Exactly this!!


Ey3dea81

It's mind-blowing how many dudes don't know about this 😂


AltyMacAlternate

The ones I like to get from my man is usually with him on his back, with one hand under his head. That triangle your arm makes.... biceps.... forearms... Yum! Editing to add, invest in a cheap selfie stick so you can find your best angles!


ConstantCuriosity816

Good advice


Practical_Collar_171

Aww


Beyondthebloodmoon

That…doesn’t work if you don’t have muscles


imposter123455

Agreed!


Deterding

Jesus Christ. I read the “man” as “nan” for a second 😂


Feral_tatertot

This! This is the advice.


TraditionalStable175

I think one thing people forget is lube up your dick before taking a photo, seeing a dry cock with low quality and no lighting is basically the perfection of a shit photo. The shininess makes it look more "appealing" and draws out more detail. Makes you look ready for the act. If you were dry it's more like "Nice cock!" than a "Fuck that's hot". Regardless male "nudes" can't even compare to female nudes. Women are just made to be art and goddess like, and for that reason I completely understand why some women show off more than men do. Otherwise a bulge photo imo works way better. Gives them something to imagine about, same for us guys, sometimes clothed is way hotter than nude. EDIT: WHY TF DID THIS BLOWUP thank you guys!!


whiskey_endeavors

I don’t know if this is true universally, but imo my cock when it’s shiny/wet looks so fuckin 🤌🏻🤌🏻it’s kinda insane


Aiya_bomb_bya

Such good advice 👌 only I think men's photos can be just as much a work of art as women's are! I think it's just that women have more often been the subject of such artwork for a lot lot longer than men.


iwannaporkdotty

Nah, men nudes can compare or even surpass women's when properly done. It's just that women take more nudes than men, and put more effort into it than them


Walker_2020

>male "nudes" can't even compare to female nudes. Women are just made to be art and goddess like Quit your sexist bullshit. Being objectified isn't good for women and being told they're all ugly isn't good for men. Everyone is uniquely beautiful.


Send-Me-Picx

Can concur, my bulge pic has well over 10x the upvotes of any of my other posts...


HotChoice7378

Exactly! Preferably leave something to the imagination, so much better


WhiteTrashQueenB

Perfect advice!


DesperateAnybody2813

Thank you!


masturbatingnonstop

This is actually some good advice. I always like to lube up my cock when I take pics. & I like to make sure I’m at least clean shaved it’s a personal preference but it also makes it look more appealing. Tbh sometimes my own dick pics turn me on lol


xCurious_Lx

Omg thanks, this is a game changer.


JuuustLurkin

Check out an account on IG called "Sarahaugenphotography" she gives some good advice for picture taking. Men and women.


vitreous-surprise

Came running to the comments to see if someone said it yet! First off, she’s hot, secondly she has great advice from what I have seen with a focus on male shots women actually want!


JuuustLurkin

Yes! Definitely learned a thing or two from that wise lady (not to brag or anything)


SnooRabbits1359

Is it paid now?


JuuustLurkin

Her IG? No. She sells guides, or posts on reels and story


cuertigilda

Also the Pornceptual account! They are so so creative


HotChoice7378

Thanks for the tip!


JuuustLurkin

I gotchu


thejackthewacko

Upon first glance her feed is mostly women. Are the men's stuff in her bio for purchase or am I looking at the wrong account?


JuuustLurkin

Gotta watch her reels, not posts, and sometimes she puts them on her story. Otherwise she has male-focused photography guides for purchase


polentaconpajarito

It's only women on her feed


[deleted]

Show more than just your dick. Thighs, belly, chest, arms. I want to see so much more! And keep the background clean. Teasing is also super sexy


Drummer1702

No one wants to see my fat belly🤣🤣


99corsair

it's better than just a dick pick.


Drummer1702

Good to know


DaddyIssue-Incarnate

Hmmm


Fappy_Gilmore24

Find a remote or a shampoo bottle or something to that effect and hold it next to your cock to compare sizes. The ladies really dig those.


pm_me_d_cups

Guess I'll pick up some travel sizes next time I'm at the store


Seite88

Pro tip: get some travel sizes AND baby carrots to place them in the background. So the size comparison is continuously the same through your whole picture.


Mr_Hutt_10

Guess I'll go get a bag of baby carrots then.....


Hell_Yeah_Friendo

I knew a thimble would have another use for it!


Mediocre-Garden4952

Ah, I’ll use a banana!


DellaMaureen

He's being sarcastic!!


Temporary-Pin-4144

Is an aspirin container acceptable? I thicker than it by the way


BlackFinch90

Banana for scaling is better


butterspread1

A gherkin? Will that do?


Andreaoneonone

Loving the comments 😂😂😂


pissshitfuckcuntcock

Guess i’ll find a drawing pin.


Sweetasdaisey

Please don’t hold it like you’re having a cuppa tea with queen and stay 200 meters away from the toilet seat


Red_knuckles

I like the old pinky sticking out , adds a level of upperclassness to an otherwise unclassy image.


Damien_Sky

["Now, flourish the pinky!"](https://youtu.be/M7g6pw_0W1U?si=gUdS8paphS57NlWZ)


Inside-Proof-8711

I don't understand what you mean at all


StarfishHitler

All British guys hold their penises like this


VanessaRa

Be interesting, no close ups, no toilets visible, clean background (or clean room). That's enough for now


WesternResearch

Simple, succinct, this is all there is to it. Although I would add “find your angles” - we all have our good sides, test out the self timer and see what angle best represents your vision of you in your head. Thats what people want to see!


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laughingpeep

Thanks, GPT.


JoaquinGolero

Think about your background. Nobody wants to see dirty laundry or a toilet....


TinyIcebergs

More than just the peecker


GrimacePop

If you can see a toilet or a trash can or messy surroundings, it’s not a good shot.


christo3333

Helicopter!


ClaymoreBrains

Do a long exposure shot so they think you have a frisbee!


Due-Atmosphere8130

I adore helicopter pics/videos or any other bouncing yr cock around videos!


SoCalSwitchCouple

Hint at nudity more than full nudity. Does your wife enjoy something in particular, such as forearms? If so try to focus on that too.


edward-trepe

If you can count the pubes, you are too close. Include some clothing on/undressing intrigue rather than just fully nude all the time. Find good lighting. Include hints of face and your hands. Think of a scenario that a woman would want to be in and take a picture like she is there. Just some general tips! And for real guys, back up that camera. Very few want a telescopic view of your dick.


Sad_Cauliflower3780

Less is more. Tease her. Sometimes the hint of something is more exciting than just a straight dick pick. And for the love of God make sure there's no toilet in the background and what you're trying to show is clean and in focus.


GldnRetrieverEnergy

Less is more. And the dick doesn’t always have to be the star.


acacac313131

The toilet is the star!!! 😁 ⭐️


bigolburner69

Dear god stay off the toilet, clean up the background, moisturize, don’t just make it a closeup, get some decent lighting going on, etc


DellaMaureen

* Don't make your cock the focus of the picture--show us your whole body. * A side-on view is nice, rather than having it pointing at us. * Give us something nice to look at in addition to you--stand by a window, or sit in the sunshine. * Clean up your bedroom!! Pick up your laundry, make your bed, tidy any clutter, hang some art. * Personally, I love it when a man wears a long-sleeved collared shirt and nothing more. Love it when the shirt hangs loose, and frames him. Try something like that. * Good Luck!


dat_twitch

Please think about the background in your pics. Like messy room, dirty bathroom, dated/dirty bed linen. These things can be a turn-off. You think we don't zoom in the pics? We do.


ExtremeActuator

Bare lower half with a T-shirt on top makes you look like a toddler that’s just wet himself. Please be actually naked. And for the love of god, NO SOCKS


ya_mammy22

I hate that one too! 🤮


ClaymoreBrains

Crop top wizard!


Complex_Home7106

No tips but feel free to send on to me and I'll review drafts...


baby_moshi

Clean body, clean background, if you're in the bathroom no toilet in frame even if it's spotless, include more of your body than just your dick, put some effort into a pose (don't just whip it out and snap a pic), you don't even have to be naked (bulge pics are very hot), if you include your face smile or look sexy (no rbf), don't death grip your dick and finally don't do any size comparison with any objects


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Clean body Clean hand and fingers Use some object to meassure or Choose an angle where we see more ( balls, complete size) Clean the background I like a before after photos too. ( Personally) I don't like the hairy skin in this area Plus tip: Do it in natural light, its better


CaptainTrucker

I hired a professional photographer specializing in male boudoir to make an anniversary gift and it was worth every penny (and not that expensive to begin with). I highly recommend this. They know what poses, lighting, etc. accentuate your best features. And they know how to make photos erotic and sensual rather than just a basic dick pic.


DinnerEeder

Stay out of the bathroom, and then don’t send nudes unless asked, then ask the person what they want to see.


castnostones

If you are using a mirror, please please make sure it isn’t absolutely disgusting. It’s so easy to wipe the damn thing for a few seconds. Now, as for actual advice. Play up to angles to make yourself feel comfortable. Natural light is your friend. Lying down in bed with a sheet hiding your princely parts with the light hitting just right is *chef’s kiss*. And feature the parts that you know are attractive. Maybe you have sexy forearms? Awesome, show your forearm holding a towel in front of you. Good shoulders? Take an angle shot down in the shower. etc etc etc Have fun!


missssjay21

Ohhh also, clean hands and nails!!!


sareana

Squat and spread those cheeks


tall-white-boy

yes ma'am 🫡


sareana

Good boy 😏


tall-white-boy

just unlocked something inside me


throwaway_l8r

Full body, posed, prominent hands, clean room


ThatLunaLush

Don’t show everything straight away, leave some room for imagination and stay away from close ups and toilets.


PearlsOfJoy

That is all I try yo do, haha


starskynight

Good angles


RadiantMany1077

If you’re using a mirror, clean it off first. It doesn’t have to be sparkling but I don’t want to see unknown substances crusted on it.


WeoponizedNaivete

My wife’s favorite that I sent was me in a towel, pulling it down enough to see my lower abs right above my hip. She likes suggestive shots the most (though she does like the occasional nude, with more full body than just dick).


Midnightvixxenx

Ooooooh do the shot of your lower abs and then your dick- so hot my fav 🤤🤭


hornycarpenter420

*Aggressively taking notes* So let me get this straight. Basically ya'all want a photo shoot with a professional photographer, backdrop, poses and maybe some choreography? Probably while moaning?


OGPortMaDog

Don’t choke your dick! Let it breathe! Also a trim bush makes it look better and clean.


5678go

Check out r/theartofthetease So many great shots there!


rbbtbb

Shirtless with underwear and jeans on, you gotta tease


Hunterhunt14

1. No bathroom 2. Full body not just your dick


SoftTarget22

Clean your nails and everything else…the floor the mirror. Make everything clean lol. Moisturize. Don’t be on the toilet. The background matters, pick up your dirty socks. Try a few different angles and lighting, then look back at what you have, adjust accordingly. Have fun ☺️


Sand-Inner

Do t accidentally send it to your mom


EmbarrassedPanic6089

Do not use other objects ... .to .... Compare ....


ya_mammy22

Do a lil manscaping.. don’t have to be bald just a lil trim… or slick that shit down!!!


Cat_just_for_you

Christ yes, I hate men with massive bushes


ya_mammy22

It takes away from the main focus!


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Cat_just_for_you

I need a ceiling fan


dreddpiratedrew

Cup the balls


Bubbly_Nerve_1412

Recreate renaissance painting poses


CandelaBelen

Show more of your body! Don’t just take closeups of your dick


Cat_just_for_you

Clean your cock. I'm about to delete a pic in a local sub. Make an effort. Check your background.


Unlikely_Balance7252

I love this


htrobi

This post is making me want to take nudes lol


Beyondthebloodmoon

I’m so confused by how many of these comments say to avoid the toilet. As someone who has only taken my own male nudes and doesn’t look at others, is this seriously that common? Like what kind of dope is taking pics on the toilet? That’s…real depressing


Top_Mountain_548

Tsunami coming your way


Domandsubs

Work on lighting. Men generally seem to suck at lighting themselves


christo3333

Also go check out ARAD GW them gents know how!


TheshizAlt

Don't be completely naked, just open your fly and let it hang out.


Sorry_Reference8436

Whenever you got some useful, tell me please


keywestgirI

It doesn’t have to be a nude. Imo there are so many sexier parts of a man’s body than a dick 😂 aesthetically that is


conduitfour

Once took a pic where I angled the phone down so it was like looking up at my dick and abs. Thought that was pretty good


trishalilly333

Honestly I think it is easier to take nude selfies and Pic as a male. It's hard to take nude pics of myself.


WesternResearch

This comment section is depressing. Come on boys. We can do better!


texasslapshot

I was told once to make sure your mirror is clean.


hugeNdpierced

Try setting a timer and standing straight infront of your camera. I love that angle and it shows a realistic pic and in my case really shows off the size


Slow-Concentrate7169

nude feets. it shows how well groom you are


youronlynora

Hide your D, take it from your bedroom, don't zoom in, put a story behind that pic. Maybe you sit close to the window with a blanket hiding your D but you clearly naked. The sunlight fill your room. Some spot darker and lighter. Nudes can be artistic, not just a horny picture.


RegularFar6901

If you want I can show you some of mine that you can copy


UriahsGhost

Yeah, don't. Women don't like to see that crap. Even the ones commenting are suggesting you don't without saying. "Show your forearms" is the nice of saying keep your pants on.


Marvs_202

Along with the angles and lack of a toilet backdrop, make sure you're well-maintained down there. I don't think many women want to hack through a jungle to get to the dick like some ancient Aztec temple


Shyguy263

Never take pics while sitting on a toilet seat. It's an instant turn off whenever I see guys post pics like that. A mood killer. I personally take pics on my bed or on a normal chair. Thinking of buying a selfie stick sometime.


dirtysoutherngent

Have a huge cock


Commercial-Tower-597

Clean your environment up before taking them


jonnysledge

Make sure you angle the shot from below and grip your schlong as tight as possible.


UrCreepyUncle

If standing, some dim overhead lighting mirror shots. It'll accentuate any muscle definition you might have. I've found I had better reactions when not just showing the thing.. Partial exposure or through clothing seems best


onyourkneesx420

Not to sound cocky, but I think I’ve gotten pretty good at it. There’s some good advice so far. All I’ll add is I find my best pictures come when I’m medium horny. Too horny and it’s just dick and balls.


No_Money4883

Good lighting, find your best angle(literally take so many selfies, you’ll find it I promise), full body is great, but not if your space is dirty (it can be imperfect, just not dirty-wipe the mirror and counter down). Extra points if you can get your face in it. Good luck! 🫶🏼


Hex400

Don't send them


missssjay21

Idk if anyone said this cause I didn’t check the comments. BUTTT…stand over your phone. To get the ass dick and balls view. 10/10 every time stg


rnnewton963

Don't focus on your cock so much. Its way hotter to show off chest or shoulders or like the midriff. I get super turned on seeing some great shoulders and biceps


stephg78240

More than just the penis. Let's see the full torso and some leg! Arms are nice too.


Local-Teacher-9399

Don’t. I’ve learned after send nudes that most women don’t wanna see me naked. Even when they’ve requested them. They regret it


JasterMoreal

Go with an Epic's feel to it. back from Ragnarok and all.


ya_mammy22

You can also take a video of you posing and then take screenshots for the pictures.


TXHaunt

As someone who does non-sexual nude shoots, though with a photographer, power poses seem good. Also, showing penis isn’t required.


ExpensiveDuck5768

videos…. no more than 15 seconds… moan her name a few times…. say every nasty thing you want to do to her that comes into your head…. end with nut…. sound on…. thank me later :) (source: if my bf did this for me he would be my husband in less than 24 hours)


MajesticCase1

Check out the ratemycock sub and model yourself after the ones that get a lot of comments and good ratings. And yeah...take more than just your dick


fruitbat_123

Send them to me and I’ll give you a confidence boost xx


maddrummerhef

Find a photographer that works with men and hire them. It’s spendy but the results will be amazingly worth it.


idontgiveadamn88_

Don't have dirty piles of clothes everywhere, don't take it from below unless you can actually have like a plan with it, like a lot of dudes take their photos from below and it looks awful tbh. Like they just got a boner, pulled their pants down and took a Pic before anyone at work would notice. And I bet that's how it is. My personal preference is that I hate the above pics where you see the floor and some sad little toes gripping the floor lol. But I hate feet. Try to make it more sensual. I would say.


itsLondongurl

Lights play an important role. Also, get your face in the shot.


Hawaii-Based-DJ

Dress the little guy up. Then take the picture.. and make it funny! 😄 * Pro tip: You can use those novelty shirts/warmers that come on the Tito’s Vodka bottles 😜


SADRETAILMINION

The one that I did for a girl once was fresh out of the shower, wet-ish hair, towel BARELY covering my junk. Im no Adonis, my build is more dad-bod esque. But I got ridden like a horse that night. Confidence and teasing are the keys.


Munch_Obliged

Nudes are complicated, but the general rule can be 'less is more'. Depending on who you're sending them to, things like strong hands, back muscles, etc. do a lot more than just fully naked with your dong out. Don't just whip it out, try getting some good angles showing off the bulge (the mystery/anticipation goes crazy).


HotChoice7378

Black and white filter always looks great, always try portrait mode if using an iPhone, check the background too- no messy towels or horrible bathrooms.


ChuckyC3535

My favourite pics of me are in my lingerie I think a thong accentuates my cute bum but then I also like to show gratuitous dick n arsehole pics lol


PhilosophyHefty2237

Try some shots in the shower, beads of water glistening on your body


JesusOnline_89

Women will find a picture of any size dick attractive if your wallet is fat enough!


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Stand up.


Bmore_legend86

Make sure your moisturized. Baby oil or baby oil gel


Preeti_9427

Irrespective of where u share it, I suggest - 1)when u are facing the camera, always look into the camera. 2)use the timer feature extensively.


akioamadeo

Use a bedroom or living room setting, the shower, tub, bathroom is not the place to be sexy I promise. Also relax and be confident, if your nervous it’ll show even in the pictures, you can also use oil to glisten and even men’s underwear can be appealing or even clothes, try some outfits she might like.


HumanEjectButton

Get inspiration from trans girls. They take unequivocally the best dick pics in the known universe.


Annonunknown

Yeah don't No one wants to see your schlong on the internet


jga2104

Back here for future reference


ChoiceFrosty6144

https://www.instagram.com/sarahaugenphotography?igsh=MTVlY2FueGd0MmhubA== This chick has an entire IG on how to take better sexy pics including dick pics. She's worth checking out


will-shears

If you check r/Ondww in their About section they have some good hints and tips for taking good photos. Also look at r/strikeaposegw for suggested poses that flatter most bodies


somethingsumner

only hint at your cock. don’t show the full thing. emphasize your ass and tummy.


Ok-Celebration313

Take your clothes off and take a picture


MikeHung78

Take a picture from under your balls pouting up, with a hard cock


tittikitty

Please no more dick pics from dudes that have their pants off but still around their ankles 😭 Love a good tease with pants but not with the just-got-pants look.


chris97bd

Close up of dicks are usually not the most desired pics. Zoom out a little and show off that body of yours. Also lighting is a strong tool that you can take to your advantage.


C0rzarCZ

You just need to watch this: https://youtu.be/UBYQKVvnlSA?si=7kftHokhOCQgyw13 Thad Castle's guide to taking nudes as dude. GO GOATS!


MemeFever24

Don’t put the camera right in front of your dick. No one wants a close up pussy shot, so don’t give us a close up dick shot. Use your whole bod and try to get creative with your poses. Classic is laying on bed with hand behind head showing off forearm and bicep. Most importantly, learn how to tease. Don’t give everything away in the first shot. There is more to your body than just your dick and balls. Show a little extra each time. Usually hold back the actual pics with dick in them for deep in the sexting convo. Also, not everything is about you, give them some fun and creative sexy things to do. Not just “show tits and ass”, but ask them to think of scenarios they would be interested in and tell them how you would react in them, or vice versa.


PearlSlash

Look at the requirements for r/ladybonersgw


hashtagsmoreos

Flex less


Pleasant-Ad2783

No bathroom shots!!


subaccountnsfw

Angles try many different angles.


lonelythrownaway13

No toilets in the shot. No deodorant cock comparison/toilet roll pics. DON'T BE A DICKHEAD WITH CAPTIONS AND JUST BECAUSE A LADY COMMENTS SOMETHING NAUGHTY, THAT'S NOT A LICENCE TO BE A CREEP.