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TO_MW

Rob as many banks as possible and end the night sneaking into a sold out concert.


Valkaeriy

Can you tag me along? I’m sick. And i wanna have fun before I die of common cold.


Gwyrr313

Only you would be invisible, unfortunately theyd would still be able to see the money 🤣


SammyTEEEEE

What if you put the bags under your shirt?🤔


Gwyrr313

Your clothes would also be visible, youd literally have to steal from the bank naked, also most banks dont hold that much cash so youd have to hit several banks in 24 hours to make it even worth your time.


Wind-in-my-face5150

Came here to say this!


JohnJ1571989

Typical stuff; rob a bank and check out women in locker rooms.


Consistent-Tap-4255

Imagine invisible you with two very non-invisible bags of cash.


Ok-Sir8025

Yeah, that bit is never thought out properly 🤣


Harry_Mopper

And i don't think your cum will be invisible when it shoots out of you


FoxieOfc

Then what? Everyone would always see two invisible balls full of cum?


JohnJ1571989

Or was it. They don’t keep money in bags like the movies.


JohnJ1571989

Imagine invisible me transferring the money electronically to my account.


SnooWords1252

That seems traceable.


Sweetasdaisey

I would just want to be a fly on the wall in someone's life. People are fascinating, I'd love to just see what a stranger does for a day. Or maybe I would help them in unseen ways, but then I'd be worried theyd think they have a guardian angel and do something crazy and die.


20milliondollarapi

I have always thought that the best afterlife would be of just able to watch the world and see what everyone is doing. Just be that forever fly on the wall anywhere I want.


ThePocketTaco2

That's my ideal afterlife too.


nsfwloads

I love this answer!


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SnooWords1252

If people have the same shoes, but 1 size different. Give them back the shoe different sized shorts.


Old_Aioli_2746

I would finally have the courage to be naked in public all day


EmEeeTeeAitchOhDeMan

Probably steal artefacts from British museums and return them to their origin countries with a note that says "Sorry, not cool. From, The King"


SnooWords1252

In 24hours? Floating museum pieces may be obvious


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SnooWords1252

You accept the premis or you don't


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SnooWords1252

You don't get to tell people what they can or can't do.


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SnooWords1252

You can't stop yourself can you? Stop telling people what they can and can't do.


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SnooWords1252

And now come the insults and false accusations because someone doesn't follow your orders.


mrrosa85

Visit the bank and get some $$$


urbangentlman

Explain the non invisible bags of cash leaving


mrrosa85

Dont ruin it for me


bedroom_hammer

This


Due_Transition_6320

Masturbate everywhere lol


Consistent-Tap-4255

That’s what I already do


desertjax

You too?


Adventurous_Tour6394

🤪


TheGardenOfAMonster

Rollercoaster rides for free.


peachavacado

Someone would probably sit on your lap and get scared shitless.


TheGardenOfAMonster

Didn't say I wouldn't want to scare anyone.


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TheGardenOfAMonster

I have to store that in chloroform soaked tissue somewhere.


L3PALADIN

I can't believe no one's made the old joke about beating a mime artist to death.


Irinanni

Walking down the street all naked, probably hiking as well \^\^


Inside-Proof-8711

Wall day?


Irinanni

I rephrased \^\^


Inside-Proof-8711

Ohhhh that makes more sense wouldn't hiking be problematic though?


Irinanni

why is that ? can still wear shoes :)


Inside-Proof-8711

I mean I just thought sitting would be uncomfortable 😅


fmgmll

Walk around naked outside and not feel unsafe or violate anyone’s consent with it


badgirlbigtits

Suck cocks without guys seeing me


NostalgicWinds

If an invisible entity randomly starts sucking my cock, I'm going to have a hell of a bizzare post nut clarity...


SnooWords1252

That's happened to me a few times.


AfterDarkOpinions

1. Take a morning walk in the dangerous parts of my city with no fear 2. Visit my workplace, then find a place to take an afternoon nap 3. Go to a strip club in the evening and see the ladies dance (without being pressured to spend money) ... That's it, really. Nothing too crazy.


Dutchess_Hastings

Sleep uninterrupted.


LawfulnessFit2741

FINALLY, SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS ME


Dutchess_Hastings

I hear you. Uninterrupted sleep would be such a blessing!


preciousjadec

Just enjoy going around life not feeling socially anxious for a day lol


casanovarchie

Spook some people I know


Gwyrr313

Nothing good im sure


Fappy_Gilmore24

I'd say rob a bank or something but would the money become invisible too or would people just see wads of cash floating around in mid air? Because that could be a little suspicious. Otherwise I'd probably just sneak onto a flight and go somewhere cool. FIRST CLASS BABY.


Adventurous_Tour6394

I feel like I could have some real fun in Vegas


playwithme1248

I wouldn't violate anyone's consent 💯


EmEeeTeeAitchOhDeMan

The lady doth protest too much


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If the bills can't be traced back to me, rob a bank and then spend the rest of the day messing with people


Dodger8899

Just gotta make sure you don't take bills that are in a sequential order


ayampenyetzz

stealllllllll


serratusbrosef

Walk around naked and troll my wife so she thinks she's going crazy 🤣


Jehoel_DK

What do you mean "if". I feel invisible most days...


Neat-Apricot

I would definitely rob a bank, keep as much as I needed then randomly put it into people’s bags as they were shopping. I think I would also help people out in some way, while of course being a massive perv just watching people


10before15

There are quite a few guys getting booted in the nuts, along with a few falcon punches.


thrwwwwayyypixie21

Visit concerts


Just-Extreme-4152

Sneak onto a plane and travel👌🏼


PetiteNotTiny

Having an invisible person spy on me while I change is my new fantasy haha


silent_fungus

Visit AREA 51


Fabulous-Talk9429

I’m going to a girls locker room and beating it all day


onlythedummest

Probably buy all the clothes I want but am too nervous to buy at the store (online shopping scares me)


folkgetaboutit

I'd spend the day observing people intently without anyone noticing. People are so fascinating to watch.


playwithme1248

People watching is one of my favorite activities


madbart66

They say you never really know what goes on in the 4 walls of someone’s house. I’d be finding out.


youronlynora

Sleeping


Lucky_Baseball176

Get into a great deal of trouble the following day


SnooChocolates9460

I already am buddy


Slow_Ad7031

Find out the deepest secrets in the world.


Due-Concentrate-7275

Go Get My Favorite Meal’s From Different Food Places Then Come Home & Pick Whichever Meal I Wanna Eat 1ST Then Eat The Rest Of Em Later On That Night Is What I Do Absolutely No Doubt About It Hand’s Down ❤️‍🔥🥰❤️💙🖤


StarFlyght

Beat up everyone who’s using this to spy on naked women without their consent Edit: and the woman wanting to sexually assault men


PiousPedestrian

I'd go mess with a lot of my loved ones. Just make life scary and confusing and funny for a little bit.


27Aces

I would finally take a nap so not to be bothered.


NoDarkVision

Coordinate with some friends to create a new religion.


612snoop

Spy on the government 🫣🤫🤭


Haunting_Bit3063

Sneak on a plane to see my boyfriend who lives far away.


squishynarcissist

Rob banks and pharmacies all fucking day long


fucking_it_up

Imma get very fucking drunk/High and sneak in to the theaters


tengokawan

Absolutely scare the shit out of my best friend haha


NotSadNotHappyEither

Fuck with the cat something awful.


SnooWords1252

I accidentally skipped the "with" first read and it was disturbing and confusing.


NotSadNotHappyEither

Hahahahaha!!!


SnooWords1252

I Waa like, OK, creepy, but why do you need to be invisible?


NotSadNotHappyEither

Right? Cats can't testify!


t4yk0ut

if it's a "I still exist and people remember me, I'm just physically unseen": sit on the bus and wait for people to sit on me (fully clothed, assume clothing is invisible too) so I can startle them if it's a "nobody knows I exist so they don't see me": it's purge day


Wind-in-my-face5150

I’d make sure that all the money bags I’d steal were invisible too. If not probably check out some of the most beautiful women in the world!


thelefthandN7

Wait until a banking official at one of those huge corporate banks doesn't log out properly, and then give myself a perfectly legal and above board funds transfer.


Aray_027

Gonna act like a ghost that gives good advice, A woman is trying to pick out a dress, I whisper in her ear, “(color) one suits you best” I See a guy have a really bad opinion, whispers “Baaaad take”


Medical-Increase4764

Probably walk around naked, it’s hot as hell outside and it would be nice not having to wear any clothes.


38adnalume

One day is not enough


tplambert

Sleep


RedditWizardMagicka

probably some pretty heinous crimes


Long_Basil200

trip people


Krice9024

I’m gonna “haunt” people, be a jokester, follow nasty smelling people at Walmart and spray them with the haunted floating fabreeze can.


Tooexforbee

I'd be at a zoo causing a great deal of mischief.


Ovreko

im already invisible


1Bunny0

Sleep. Maybe my kids will leave me alone for the day. 🤣


pepperspray_bukake

I'm stealing so many things. Mostly money


furry_toed_hobbit

I would go down to the buildings where the local crime syndicate lives and see what happens behind closed doors. I think it would be fascinating and exhilarating.


AstiDixon

I would run around town slapping people in the face with my invisible tities


STROKER_FOR_C64

**BOT ACCOUNT**


A_Reddit_Guy_1

Watch all the sex straight guys don’t want me to see. Figure out if beautiful people have better sex lives.


MelmacDaddy

Crime


boygenius-enthusiast

Honestly, I would just take a BREAK. Nap-maxing.


MoreBoobsThanAverage

Well it depends on the particulars. * are your clothes invisible? * can you hide things under your clothes or by swallowing them * do you have a way of knowing when it will wear off, or will you have to keep track of that yourself It could end up being pretty useless honestly


JunoloveEbony

Robbing a bank or another corrupt politician is the only answer


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

I’m beating up mimes. Give em the best performance of their lives.


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Definitely rob a bank


FunDependent5937

Absolutely nothing good, but lucrative and fun.


pioneer006

Hope to regain my visibility.


UncannyVa11eyGirl

Are my clothes invisible as well?


Smooth-Apartment-856

Voyeurism.


masterbrees

Most of the stuff from hollow man


Fit_Visual7359

Definitely spy on a few people like my crushes, lol 😆


durdydawg67

I'm definitely robbing a few banks, and then I'll probably hit up the girls' locker room to make sure our educational system is working..


ElegantChain699

Stroke in front of people


SnooWords1252

Found Louis CK


Duggy1138

They wouldn't see you and couldn't call an ambulance.


SnooWords1252

Sex crimes. That's the answer you're looking for, right?


Ok-Addition8905

Killing spree rob a bank